On how to get rid of straight doctors

Going to work is always very hard. Although I work [-] to [-] and don't work overtime, it is still extremely painful when I go to work, especially for drug research and development experiments.

After doing some experiments in one day, Jian Zheng felt that he could not straighten his waist, and when he got home, he lay listlessly on the bed, feeling uncomfortable, especially his waist.

Yi Ci’s mattress is a specially purchased spine protection mattress. Jian Zheng used to feel good when he fell asleep, but now he misses the plank bed inexplicably.

In the past few days, when Yi Ci came home from get off work, he could see Jian Zheng laying on the bed, dejected.

Yi Ci asked him what happened.

Jian Zheng thought for a while, and said quietly: "It's probably a blessing."

Yi Ci didn't understand the word "Fu Bao", "What do you mean?"

"Probably means..." Jian Zheng replied, "I have escaped from low-level worldly desires, no longer controlled by hormones, and can pursue higher spiritual satisfaction."

"specific."

"I can not make it."

Yi Ci calmly replied: "Usually it is caused by the decrease of hormone secretion, which is usually caused by aging, sedentary, obesity, lack of exercise, etc. If the condition is not serious, it can be relieved by exercise."

Jian Zheng: "..."

It's really full of black lines, sometimes talking about these things with Yi Ci is like talking to a duck, and the other party will always explain his stalk from a scientific point of view.

A little bit boring.

He simply yelled: "I have back pain, I need massage, physical therapy, acupuncture, and change the mattress!"

Yi Ci said calmly, "The normal back pain can be relieved through exercise."

Jian Zheng stared at Yi Ci sideways, "I'm almost exhausted and you still let me exercise? Do you have any humanity? You must want me to die of exhaustion so that you can inherit my credit card."

Yi Ci said that he didn't want to respond to such a boring accusation, but just said: "The mattress can be changed, but you have to tell me why you need to change the mattress and why you started to have back pain recently."

Talking about changing the mattress, Jian Zheng became more energetic, "I want to change to that kind of thin and hard brown mattress, which is much harder than this spine-protecting thick mattress."

Yi Ci took out his mobile phone to check the brown mat, and said to Jian Zheng a few minutes later, "If you like this kind, you can change it."

Jian Zheng smiled happily.

Sure enough, don't try to play tricks on Yi Ci, you should ask directly, and the end of playing tricks can only be that the other party uses knowledge to defeat magic.

"Then the next question, why do you have back pain?"

"I often bend over when doing experiments." Jian Zheng sighed, "I didn't feel anything at first, but after a long time, my back hurts."

Yi Ci calmly made a suggestion: "I think you should reduce the game time at night and use it to do some static stretching or stretching training, such as cat stretching, etc. At the same time, you should strengthen your core training, and you can do plank support and other exercises ..."

Jian Zheng covered his ears, expressing that he didn't want to hear it.

Yi Ci was no stranger to this situation, and finished what he wanted to say without changing his face.

Jian Zheng was lying on the bed, lacking energy, and said desperately: "Can't you tell me to go for acupuncture or massage, even hydrotherapy is fine!"

"I think exercise on your own is more effective in relieving symptoms."

Jian Zheng: "..."

He doesn't have any considerate and gentle old Gong.

He was angry by himself for a few seconds, and suddenly remembered what Yi Ci said just now.

"Speaking of which, according to your theory, as men age, the secretion of testosterone should decrease. Then you are so many years older than me, isn't it true that you are more impotent than me?"

The more Jian Zheng talked, the more complacent he became, he didn't feel like he was playing with the tiger's beard at all.

Yi Ci slowly took off his glasses and placed them on the bedside.

Jian Zheng waited for a while but didn't get Yi Ci's answer. He couldn't help turning his head to see what Yi Ci was doing, and suddenly realized——

"Fuck, what are you going to do? Beast, my waist is still hurting!"

**

At dinner, Yi Ci asked, "Are you impotent?"

Jian Zheng said with tears in his eyes, "No."

He is the only one with impotence, probably related to genes, or that goddamn testosterone-stimulating exercise that Yi Ci said.

**

But in many cases, although Yi Ci looks very awkward, in fact, he will meet most of Jian Zheng's requirements, and he will order a brown mat the next day, and it will be delivered in about two weeks.

Jian Zheng beamed, coaxing all kinds of honey, Lao Gong is the most handsome.

On Friday night, after dinner, the two of them sat together on the sofa in the living room. The TV was on and an American drama was playing. Jian Zheng watched it very casually and kept playing with his mobile phone.

To be precise, I was looking for a reliable massage parlor in Chinatown.

Although he had done some exercise under Yi Ci's supervision for the past two days and felt that his back pain had eased, he still wanted to check out a massage shop.

I may not necessarily go, but it's just... Itchy hands, a bit boring, I want to find a reason to go to Chinatown on the weekend, oh, of course, the food is the focus.

Seeing that Jian Zheng was not paying attention, Yi Ci asked, "What are you looking at?"

"Massage shop." Jian Zheng said, "Look at the massage shop over there in Chinatown, I want to experience the cultural heritage left by our ancestors."

After listening to Yi Ci, he first picked up the remote control and turned off the TV, then looked at Jian Zheng and said calmly, "I bought a few medical books related to traditional Chinese medicine."

Jian Zheng blinked, "Ah, why are you talking about this all of a sudden?"

"The theory of Chinese medicine is different from that of Western medicine. I have seen the massage you mentioned and stimulated acupoints, and I have studied the principles of acupuncture and moxibustion in detail."

Jian Zheng was shocked, the world of Xueba was too different from his, and he even bought books to read.

"Then what do you think?"

Jian Zheng wondered how Yi Ci, who has been studying Western medicine, thought about Chinese medicine.

"Some of them have certain scientific reasons." Yi Ci gave an example, "Acupuncture and moxibustion can be used to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis. It uses the body's response to injury stimuli to speed up the blood flow in the injured area to achieve the purpose of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis."

Jian Zheng thought about it, and felt that it was indeed the case.

"massage……"

Jian Zheng thought wrongly at the wrong time.

He always felt that when the word massage came out of Yi Ci's mouth, it was full of different meanings.

"Stimulate the acupoints mentioned in traditional Chinese medicine with a certain amount of pressure, accelerate blood flow, and achieve the effect of soothing the meridians."

As he spoke, he grabbed Jian Zheng's foot and took off his shoes and socks.

Jian Zheng's toes curled up subconsciously, "Well, what do you want to do?"

"According to the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, there are 64 reflex areas on the sole of the foot, which are basically consistent with the reduced anatomical parts of the human body."

Jian Zheng swallowed, feeling inexplicably nervous, his mouth dry, "Just say what you want, you don't need to use my feet as an example."

"No." Yi Ci refused, "Any explanation of medical knowledge about the human body, it is best to have a reference object to facilitate understanding."

Jian Zheng: "...so I'm just a model now?"

Yi Ci suddenly smiled and denied Jian Zheng's answer, "Not really."

Jian Zheng was fascinated by that smile, but for some reason, the hairs on his back stood up again.

"If it's just acupoint massage of traditional Chinese medicine, I can do it too." Yi Ci said unhurriedly, narrowing his eyes slightly and staring at Jian Zheng, "Massage some acupoints exposed on the skin of the human body to relieve fatigue , you don’t need to go to a massage parlor in Chinatown.”

Jian Zheng realized later that Yi Ci was talking about the massage shop.

But he felt that Yi Ci's expression was not right, and his skin immediately tightened, "I don't have to go to the massage shop, my dear. In fact, my main purpose is..."

"There are a lot of nerves in the feet." Yi Ci interrupted Jian Zheng, stared at Jian Zheng and asked, "Want to try it? I'll massage, including your favorite before."

Jian Zheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and felt his heart beat for the Nth shameful time.

Refused, why should you refuse? Isn't Lao Gong just for repeated use?

……

At twelve o'clock that night, Jian Zheng lay on the bed, feeling that everything about him was fine, but at the same time it seemed that nothing was wrong.

To sum up, very satisfying, but too tiring.

And, Yi Ci seems to be particularly troublesome today.

The other party must have really read some Chinese medicine books, and they talked about the acupuncture points of the human body clearly and logically. He listened drowsily, feeling that the body was not his own anymore.

The feeling of this kind of massage...is really sour and refreshing. He deeply felt that there may be 64 reflection areas on the soles of the human body.

And this unique service should only be provided by his old Gong.

After they were done, they took a shower again. Jian Zheng came out first, and lay down on the bed immediately, his whole body was emptied.

Yi Ci came out wearing a bathrobe, saw Jian Zheng's posture, and said helplessly, "Dry your hair first."

Jian Zheng cheated, "My hair is short, I don't need to blow it, it dries quickly."

Yi Ci simply helped him up, and carefully helped him dry his hair.

A while later, Jian Zheng lay back on the bed with his warm hair on his head, and Yi Ci took a new pillow from the closet and stuffed it under his head.

Jian Zheng sank into the soft pillow, as if falling asleep at the waist in the next second.

Yi Ci turned off the bedside lamp, hugged Jian Zheng with one arm, and whispered in the other's ear: "Do you still want to go to the massage parlor?"

massage shop...

massage……

according to……

Jian Zheng suddenly woke up and realized the reason for Yi Ci's series of actions tonight.

"Do you mind if I go to the massage parlor?"

In the dark, he couldn't see Yi Ci's expression clearly, but he always felt that Yi Ci's hand was stronger.

Jian Zheng approached Yi Ci with a smile, "My dear, if you mind, you can tell me directly, I don't have to go to a massage shop, you know my main purpose is Chinatown, massage is completely secondary, I just checked, there is no Take any practical action."

Yi Ci asked, "What if I don't stop it?"

Jian Zheng thought for a while, "Maybe I will go or I may not, it depends on the price and the skills of the other party."

Yi Ci's sneer seemed to come from the darkness.

Jian Zheng's skin tightened, and he asked cautiously: "Do you mind if I go to a massage shop, why?"

The dark bedroom was silent for a while, and Yi Ci said after a while: "I don't like them touching you, I can press it, I don't need them."

Jian Zheng immediately expressed his loyalty: "Don't worry, I will never go there in the future. My dear, no one has better massage techniques than you. No matter where you massage, you will always be the best."

Yi Ci said indifferently: "If you go to the massage parlor outside..."

"I will definitely not go." Jian Zheng immediately emphasized, "You are my exclusive masseur."

While talking, he leaned over and kissed Yi Ci's cheek, and admitted his mistake very sincerely, "I was wrong, I had a brain convulsion tonight, and I will never think about it in the future."

Lao Gong's massage is indispensable, and this one is definitely indispensable!

Yi Ci was silent for a while, and his tone became a little helpless, as if he was helpless at Jian Zheng's behavior of admitting his mistakes in time every time but often committing them again.

"Jane, I won't do anything to make you unhappy, and I hope you will too."

Jian Zheng immediately assured: "Definitely."

It seems like a disaster for no reason... Oh, it should be said that the sour "torture" has finally come to an end.

In the darkness, Jian Zheng stuck out his tongue quietly, and finally understood what his family's old Gong was smoking tonight.

It is not allowed to go to massage parlors outside to massage your back...

It's really strict.

vinegar concentrate.

**

Afterwards, there were still sequelae, and Yi Ci was not so easy to fool, and asked Jian Zheng to exercise more, reduce the number of backaches, and think less about massage.

Inexplicably, Jian Zheng felt that he was self-inflicted, and it was an innocent disaster. In fact, he just thought about it, and he just wanted to go to a serious massage shop to massage his back. Many of his classmates and Chinese colleagues have been there, and they came to him... …

Alas, a man with a family can never do whatever he wants, he somehow feels the responsibility of the family.

Sometimes Yi Ci is like a child, very persistent and even stubborn in some places.

But most of the time, Yi Ci is mature and calm.

**

When it was time for the annual physical examination again, Jian Zheng opened the online appointment page for the physical examination, and saw that there were many more options for this year.

Your perceived gender, your biological sex, your sexuality...

It’s okay to say that there are only a few types of biological sex, but there are dozens of types of cognitive gender and sexual orientation.

He was overwhelmed, and just as Yi Ci came out of the kitchen, he immediately complained about it: "Is it necessary to have dozens of options?"

Yi Ci glanced at it, and said indifferently: "Political correctness on the surface."

"Speaking of which, we are also politically correct." Jian Zheng said to Yi Ci with a smile, "After all, it is a minority sexual orientation and cannot be discriminated against."

"We are indeed," Yi Ci said, "but we don't need something that deliberately shows fairness. I don't want my work and life to be related to political correctness."

Jian Zheng remembered another thing, "Actually, it feels like stacking buffs. A man who is originally oriented towards everything is normal, but he claims that his biological gender is male and his gender is female. He is gay and has trans-vestites. He is invincible." , not only can wear men’s clothes, but also can continue to be heterosexual, while enjoying all the benefits of political correctness, and others can’t question it. To question it is to disrespect minorities.”

"Jane." Yi Ci said calmly, "What other people do has nothing to do with us. We just need to be ourselves. True social status and respect cannot be obtained through political correctness."

Jian Zheng thought for a while, and replied: "Indeed, so Dr. Yi Da, you have won the respect of other people by virtue of your medical skills, and I am still far away from this."

"What you should consider now is a medical examination."

Yi Ci simply walked behind Jian Zheng, quickly helped him fill in various options on the medical examination form, and then selected a time to submit it.

Jian Zheng was curious, "Why did you choose that day?"

"Same day as me."

"Why do we have to be on the same day?" Jian Zheng looked at Yi Ci who was standing beside him. From his angle, he could clearly see Yi Ci's Adam's apple. What nefarious attempt?"

Yi Ci took off his glasses without haste, his eyes were dark, but his tone was very calm: "Didn't you say that you were lucky again a few days ago?"

"That..." Jian Zheng's eyes rolled a few times, "Oh, my dear, there is a difference between whether there is a blessing or not. I recently rewarded Steam, but I won't..."

"So..." Jian Zheng approached Yi Ci quietly, "For the sake of my bad luck to you, can you give me some sweetness?"

"Look at your performance."

The author has something to say: there should be a final chapter, which will be updated tomorrow or the day after tomorrow

感谢在2022-02-0601:16:35~2022-02-0623:38:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of a big star; 2 bottles of Taotao Qiqi; 1 bottle of Liangjun;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!