On how to get rid of straight doctors

The drive to school was very quiet. Yi Ci told Jian Zheng before getting out of the car: "I usually schedule surgery on Monday and Wednesday. Those two days will be relatively busy. I will be on the night shift for emergency once every two weeks. Most of the time, there are not many things to do."

Jian Zheng was stunned for a moment before realizing that Yi Ci was telling himself about the schedule, and immediately replied: "My classes are about the same every day, and most of them end at two or three in the afternoon, but sometimes there is a lot of homework."

Yi Ci nodded and asked, "Are you a medical major?"

"No." Jian Zheng said, "I'm a pharmacist, and I'm going to enter the laboratory in a month or two, but I shouldn't be as busy as you when I enter the laboratory."

"understood."

There were people coming and going at the school gate, Jian Zheng looked at Yi Ci, and always felt that if he just got off the bus like this, something would be missing.

In the end... something was missing.

Yi Ci did not urge Jian Zheng, but looked back quietly.

Jian Zheng suddenly leaned over and kissed Yi Ci's side face lightly.

After the kiss, he felt perfect.

Pushing open the car door, he waved to Yi Ci with a bright smile, "Goodbye."

When he entered the classroom, he found that he had forgotten to print out the handouts for this class, and only had the notebook and yesterday's handouts with him.

He hurried to Hu Yangshuai's side and said, "Lend me the lecture notes."

Hu Yangshuai looked at him strangely, and suddenly leaned over to smell him.

"...You dog nose."

"Almost." Hu Yangshuai said, "I can distinguish the smell of many kinds of women's perfumes."

Jian Zheng was speechless, "Then you are really condescending to do the experiment, it hurts your sensitive sense of smell too much."

"Don't change the subject." Hu Yangshuai lowered his voice and said solemnly, "The smell of your clothes today is not the same as before. When did you change the laundry detergent? It seems that there is still the smell of car perfume..."

Jian Zheng: ...God

"Then what do you think the laundry detergent on my body smells like today?"

"It smells like disinfectant." Hu Yangshuai thought for a while, "It's very similar to the kind of laundry detergent that disinfects and sterilizes, not the type you would buy..."

He didn't know what he thought of, and immediately asked, "Did you get it?"

Jian Zheng seemed to be smiling from the corners of his brows and eyes, "It's still early, it's just the beginning, don't say it's too late, everyone has to take your time."

"...wandering?"

"Nonsense." Jian Zheng was righteous, "The happiest is when you lose your kidneys and your heart."

The professor came in through the door and they stopped talking.

During class, Jian Zheng listened casually, thinking about the next meeting with Yi Ci.

This Friday, Yi Ci has no surgery and should be off work around [-]:[-], so should they meet tonight...

But wouldn't it be too impatient? As soon as we separated in the morning, I thought about meeting at night, and I always felt that he was sticky.

He never thought he was such a sticky boy before.

Moreover, what kind of reasons did he use to make an appointment with Yici? Dinner, special restaurants, any good gatherings?

Or if you don't look for a reason, you just want to see a man without a reason?

But isn't it good for him to send a message to Yi Ci now? Yi Ci should be seeing a patient now, or doing some research or something.

I heard that surgeons are very busy. They have to perform operations, go out to the clinic, and occasionally do scientific research.

If he interrupts casually, it may take up the other party's working time.

Not long after we met, it's better for him to try to leave a sensible impression on Yi Ci.

Although his image has been almost destroyed.

Hey, it seems that he has already learned to be a sensible doctor's family member before he started dating.

At the end of a class, he didn't know what the professor said, but he had already decided how to send a message to Yi Ci, and he was ignorant.

【miss you】

It's so pure and unpretentious.

But until he went to the next class, he still hadn't received Yi Ci's reply.

It is probably not impossible to go out to the clinic, or have a meeting, or occasionally have an emergency operation.

Jian Zheng has automatically learned to find excuses for men who don't reply to messages.

At about eleven o'clock, he finally received a message from Yi Ci.

[Just finished the morning outpatient clinic]

[I can pick you up at your school after get off work in the afternoon, and it will take about 10 minutes to drive there from me]

Jian Zheng looked at the message on the phone, and was shocked by Yi Ci's straightforwardness again.

There's no sweet talk, but isn't coming to pick him up the same as... having a date tonight, or to be more exaggerated, spending the weekend together?

Although the progress bar of this physical contact is indeed relatively fast, it seems that many people are in love here like this. I feel that the body is suitable, and then slowly talk about feelings and three views.

After all, DO is comfortable and harmonious, and the relationship will be better.

He is not at all opposed to doing as the Romans do.

So he started another day of love and brain, no intention of studying, with a silly smile on his face, and he would just be in a daze when sitting in the library.

Hu Yangshuai couldn't take it anymore and left, saying that his grades would be worrying if he went on like this, don't fall in love and make himself stupid.

Jian Zheng felt that it made sense, he couldn't continue to be so decadent, even if he fell in love and didn't inherit hundreds of millions of inheritance, he still had to learn.

He used his willpower to study for more than an hour, and finally stayed up until after five o'clock in the afternoon, and began to keep an eye on the time.

People in sweet love are always so mentally retarded, and they always take time very seriously.

At about 05:30, he received a message from Yi Ci, who said he was at the school gate.

He immediately ran to the school gate with the schoolbag he had packed a long time ago.

He's probably... not seen in half a year, like three autumns?

Yi Ci stood waiting at the door of the car with a calm expression, showing no signs of happiness or anger.

Jian Zheng waved his hand when he saw the person, walked over directly, and asked with a smile: "How is your work today? Is it going well?"

"It's okay." Yi Ci still didn't seem to want to talk about his work, so he simply said, "Get in the car."

Jian Zheng tilted his head to look at Yi Ci, Yi Ci was driving attentively, his expression became very serious.

I don't know if it's his illusion, every time he casually asks about work, Yi Ci will not be very happy.

Is it because the doctor's work is too stressful, or is there something else?

Jian Zheng wanted to ask, but felt that it was not easy to ask at this time, after all, the two of them didn't seem to be that familiar...

When the car drove to a familiar Chinese restaurant, Jian Zheng looked up at the signboard and almost burst out laughing.

It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten Hangzhou cuisine. Compared with pizza and French fries, I’m really happy.

When Jian Zheng got off the car, he asked, "Do you like Chinese food, Hangzhou cuisine?"

"I seldom eat it." Yi Ci replied, "It doesn't matter if you like it or not."

"Then why are you here?"

Yi Ci stopped, looked at Jian Zheng and asked unhurriedly, "What do you think?"

"because I?"

Wouldn't it be a little narcissistic to answer that way?

Yi Ci nodded.

Jian Zheng smiled so much that the corners of his mouth almost reached his back molars, and he said even more fiercely: "Actually, I like Sichuan cuisine more than Hangzhou cuisine. Spicy hot pot and hot pot are all my favorites."

"Ah."

Yi Ci seemed to have heard it, but also didn't seem to hear it, just asked: "What flavor do you like?"

"smell?"

"The water used for enema can have some odor."

Jian Zheng's footsteps stopped in place.

Yi Ci asked, "Do you still want to eat Sichuan food or spicy pot?"

Jian Zheng froze, and said, "Let's forget it."

Hemorrhoids and so on should not be too scary.

Sitting in the restaurant, after ordering, Yi Ci asked again: "What flavor do you like?"

Jian Zheng realized that Yi Ci really wanted to ask this question just now, he really wanted to know what flavor he likes.

"What flavor are you talking about?"

"For example, some people like the smell of roses, some people like the smell of green grass, and some people like the smell of horse-whip-grass."

Jian Zheng understood, and said: "I like some relatively fresh and elegant smells, and I can't say what I like specifically, anyway, I don't like strong aromas very much."

"Ok."

Jian Zheng was curious: "What are you asking this for?"

"I'll give you some water for enema."

Jian Zheng was drinking water, and almost spit out when he heard this sentence.

Although he is gay, he rarely discusses this matter in public.

Are all doctors this aggressive?

Oh, no, should it be said that doctors are so pure and unpretentious?

"That..." Jian Zheng lowered his voice, "We can discuss this matter in private."

No need to be in a restaurant. There are people coming and going, and the distance between tables is not too far. It would be bad if someone overheard it.

Yi Ci raised his eyebrows, obviously misunderstood Jian Zheng's thoughts, and probably didn't consider Jian Zheng's embarrassment, and explained in a slow voice: "Although too many enemas can easily lead to intestinal dysfunction and affect normal contraction, but with At your age, once a week should be fine."

"I didn't... didn't mean that..."

He looked at the crowds of people around him, and at the next table sat a few aunts who talked loudly, and suddenly felt shy.

This place is no different than other places. It is a Chinese restaurant, and most of the people who can understand Chinese account for it.

If it was in a western restaurant, he might be able to conduct an in-depth discussion and analysis of the enema in Chinese, but in front of Chinese people, he is still inexplicably embarrassed.

Yi Ci didn't understand Jian Zheng's meaning, and continued to explain: "In medicine, enemas and other methods are used to treat constipation. Some bowel operations also require enemas to cleanse before reducing visual blind spots. I hope you don't have some Weird misunderstanding."

It can be seen with the naked eye that Yi Ci's words have caused strange looks from the aunts nearby.

Those aunts' eyes fell on Jian Zheng, and they became even more weird, as if they were thinking that this young man is so pitiful, he has constipation and hemorrhoids at a young age, and needs enema treatment.

"I have no objection." Jian Zheng couldn't help emphasizing, "I just think, I think we should talk about this matter at home."

Yi Ci was silent for a moment before he understood Jian Zheng's meaning, and said in a low voice, "Sorry."

A few minutes later, the Hangjiao Beef Tenderloin came up, and the aunt next to him started a new round of topics.

Jian Zheng asked softly, "Do you think I'm naive and ignorant?"

"Fortunately."

"Fortunately, what do you mean, you don't seem to have any emotional ups and downs towards me."

Hearing Jian Zheng's words, Yi Ci smiled unexpectedly.

Jian Zheng heard the other party say softly: "You are very cute."