But what did Dazai do wrong?

On the way back to Yokohama, Riri Yamabuki slowed down the car.

She has never obeyed the traffic rules so honestly, and moved on the viaduct with a group of cars with direct exhaust emissions calmly.

The car drove smooth and steady.

Osamu Dazai fell asleep in the passenger seat.

He rested his elbows on the edge of the car window and slept with his head propped up, his brows furrowed slightly, showing a rare childlike air.

The light spots of the feasting lights at night are projected on his face through the car window, and the feeling of loneliness and silence spreads silently.

It's very different from the cute and coquettish appearance when he wakes up.

Riri Yamabuki fiddled with the car radio boringly, twisting the volume knob up and down to play, but didn't really turn it on.

She held the steering wheel with one hand, only half of her attention was devoted to following the car in front, and the other half of her attention was devoted to thinking about how to kill boredom.

Drag racing is so exciting, but Osamu Dazai can't stand it.Listening to music was also good, and he fell asleep again.

Ritsuri Yamabuki had nothing to play with, so he set his mind on Osamu Dazai.

He sleeps very well, his forehead hangs down softly, the warm yellow light of the street lamp shines on his face like enamel under the lamp is delicate and smooth, and the fingertips that are retracted into the cuffs, showing only a little bit of pale fragility.

I didn't sleep very peacefully, like a cat in a strange environment. When resting, I don't forget to use part of my nerves to pay attention to the surroundings. If there is a slight disturbance, I will roll and fall into the fallen leaves to hold my breath. The dead leaves dangle and cover the wet little nose. .

Riri Yamabuki was so cute in his own imagination.

What would Osamu Dazai look like if he turned into a cat?

It must be a black cat, not completely black, with white ears and four paws, as if returning from walking on snow.The eyes are her favorite iris, the tail is wrapped with a few bandages as a signature decoration, the beard is white, and the chin shudders when scratched.

If you want to raise it, you can take a look if you can't.

Riri Yamabuki reached into the storage basket and rummaged through it, and miraculously found a black marker pen.

I don't really understand the psychological activities of people who put marker pens on Maybach.

But one thing to say, well done.

She bit off the cap of the pen with her mouth, and held the pen with the hand that wasn't holding the steering wheel.

The ink on the tip of the pen is shiny, and it is a good pen that has just been opened.

Osamu Dazai's cheeks are soft, and he is a good drawing board that has just been unpacked.

There were three slanted lines on the left cheek, and three symmetrical slanted lines on the right side. After finishing the cat's whiskers with a few strokes, Riri Yamabuki held the pen and hovered over Dazai Osamu's face, and lightly drew a solid circle on the tip of his nose.

The movement of the tip of the pen was extremely light, and it was not disturbing, only itching intermittently, like the tassels of dogtail grass sweeping across the face.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help wrinkling his nose, and the cat whiskers on his cheeks trembled.

Really, invincible, cute.

Riri Yamabuki's wrist was hovering in the air, she was extremely regretful that she didn't bring out the snow-white cat ears bought at Tarobika Paradise today.

I have to coax Dazai to wear it before he finds out, Yamabuki Riri pondered.

She put the marker pen back in place, took out her phone, clicked on the camera function, and aimed at Osamu Dazai's sleeping face.

"Crack."

With a crisp sound, the photo jumped into the album, locking the momentary light and shadow.

Even in a noisy environment like a viaduct, the sound of the shutter being pressed is also too clear because of its uniqueness.

The eyelashes of the person being photographed trembled slightly, and his water-colored kite eyes dimly opened.

It's broken, Riri Yamabuki forgot that Japanese mobile phones are not allowed to mute when taking pictures.

She threw the phone with the screen turned off and put it in her pocket at a speed that Osamu Dazai couldn't see clearly, holding the steering wheel with both hands like a model driver, without looking sideways.

Seemingly realizing that he was awake, Shanbuki Riri turned his head and asked, "Why don't you sleep a little longer? You haven't arrived home yet."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his temple sleepily, pressed his slender fingers on the acupuncture point, his face was not sober.

He grunted in his throat, unconsciously but rationally spread his hands: "Give me the phone."

"What, do you want to check my post?" The car in front of him moved for a long time, and Riri Yamabuki shifted gears while lightly distorting the topic.

"It's obvious that they are secretly filming me, but they are still confident."

Osamu Dazai leaned over and pointed his finger at the edge of her pocket, as if he couldn't stretch it out, like a cat fishing by the river but afraid of water.

He smiled frivolously: "Do you like me so much?"

Normally, Dazai Zhizhi's eyes can wring out the romantic and romantic meaning, he is not a serious person, and he can't see a trace of sincerity.

But now... with cat whiskers and cat noses... coquettish cats...

"like you."

Riri Yamabuki touched his forehead and said slowly, "I like you the most."

Lying?Osamu Dazai reacted first.

Riri Yamabuki liked him very much, but today her tone revealed a bit of indescribable affection besides liking him.

pity.

Osamu Dazai thought about it, but couldn't figure out what the relationship between himself and the word "love and love" was.

The previous sneak shot was the same. She looked at this face, praised it, praised it, and kissed it. What's so good about it?

Still filming secretly.

He glanced at the car window out of the corner of his eye.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Who is the person on the glass window with the three cat whiskers on the left and the three cat whiskers on the right with a little black on the tip of his nose?

She had a good time while he was asleep.

"Which wicked subordinate put marker pens on the Maybach?" Osamu Dazai dug out the evidence from the storage basket, and while thinking about going back and sending that guy to clean the toilet, he pulled off the pen cap enthusiastically.

Come and don't come, it's indecent.

"Ryri-chan~" Osamu Dazai looked eagerly at Riri Yamabuki who was so absorbed in driving that he didn't even look at him, clasped his hands together and lowered his head vigorously, "Please, this is my lifelong request!"

"Really?" Yamabuki Riri was unwavering, "Does it mean that you want to die after completing this vote?"

Naked-naked death threats.

Will Osamu Dazai be afraid?

Of course - a little bit.

After all, it was very painful for her to beat someone, and it was an unbearable pain for her life.

Osamu Dazai is not discouraged, he is a smart little genius.

"Let me draw." Osamu Dazai took out a pair of snow-white hairpins with cat ears from his pocket as if by magic, and handed them to Riri Yamabuki to shake, his tone full of temptation.

"I can wear this and let Lilijiang take pictures, as long as I want."

He actually brought out the cat ears!

Scary, terrible, is this person a mind reader or a prophet?She guessed Riri Yamabuki's thoughts perfectly!

Riri Yamabuki struggled for two seconds, Osamu Dazai dangled in front of her eyes with that coquettish cat face, and his snow-white plush cat ears dazzled his eyes.

The road was blocked again, and the traffic stopped.

Traffic jam is a very, very boring thing, and the mud bodhisattva will be [-]% angry in the traffic jam. If you don't find something interesting to do, you can't bear it.

"...Okay, you draw." Riri Yamabuki let go of the hand holding the steering wheel, turned his face to the side, and his voice was unexpectedly calm, "You are gone if you destroy the painting."

"It's scary, my sister really likes to threaten me."

Osamu Dazai squeezed Riri Yamabuki's chin with one hand, exerted force with his fingers, and lifted it slightly upwards.

It's obviously a posture that is so strong that it's close to intimacy, but his mouth is so sweet that he seems extremely innocent.

The tip of the ink pen scratched the skin itchy, and Osamu Dazai looked quite well-behaved, imitating Riri Yamabuki's drawing method, with three beards on the left and three beards on the right, and a small dot on the tip of his nose.

In the end, he randomly added two strokes on the side of her neck, and the cold touch of ink was put away.

Osamu Dazai admired it for two seconds with satisfaction, took out his mobile phone and shook it in front of Riri Yamabuki.

"Keep a souvenir?"

"Put it on first." Riri Yamabuki pointed at the cat ears that Osamu Dazai was holding in his palm with his chin.

Osamu Dazai was a man without shame. He obediently put on the white fluffy cat ears, clenched his five fingers into fists against the side of his face, and gave a sweet "meow".

Cute crit.

Not to mention taking pictures, he is very cooperative in video recording, with a frank look that I will not be kidnapped by shame if I have no shame.

Riri Yamabuki's photo album has always been empty, and the first photo and video were dedicated to Osamu Dazai.

The sound of "meow" was not well received, so Osamu Dazai deliberately yelled again while leaning into the microphone, with an obedient posture of "I can do anything if my sister is happy".

"I've cooperated so much, it's not too much for my sister to let me take a few pictures?"

Osamu Dazai refused to let go, took off the cat ears on his head and put them on in Ritsu Yamabuki's barber room.

Riri Yamabuki... In fact, she is also a person who has no shame. It is impossible for her to meow like a cat, but it is still possible to take two photos.

"What did you draw on my neck?" The flashlight flashed several times, Riri Yamabuki squinted his eyes, and turned his head uncomfortably.

"A small decoration." Osamu Dazai bent his lips behind the phone, smiling harmlessly.

She looked over suspiciously, and just about to ask him, the horn of the car behind her honked twice, full of urging, she raised her head, and the road ahead was empty.

Riri Yamabuki put down the handbrake, and while following the car, turned the rearview mirror above his head in an arc in his direction.

With the dim light of the street lamp, the black handwriting on the girl's porcelain white neck was reflected on the car mirror.

It's a capital letter D.

D of Dazai Osamu.

She glanced lazily at the handsome man in the passenger seat, and wiped the handwriting on his neck fiercely with her fingertips.

It can't be wiped off, and it can't be wiped off.

Go back and wash with alcohol.

The desire for revenge is really strong, this man.

"Is there a 24-hour pharmacy nearby?" Riri Yamabuki asked Osamu Dazai while driving, "Can you go to work tomorrow without washing off the markers with alcohol?"

"It's not impossible." Osamu Dazai shrugged, "My girlfriend drew it, and it's not embarrassing."

Good for you.

The more Riri Yamabuki looked at it, the more she felt that the "D" on her neck was too conspicuous. She clicked on the navigation map and found that the nearest pharmacy was very far away from home. She wondered if the medicine cabinet at home should contain alcohol... right?

Unfortunately, no, not a drop.

"Last time, I seemed to have run out of medicine when I prepared Zisha." Osamu Dazai said without guilt, "Go to the medical department tomorrow and ask them for some."

tomorrow.

Of course, tomorrow has everything.

"Are you going to work like this?" Riri Yamabuki squatted beside the medicine box and asked Osamu Dazai who was also squatting.

"I won't wear cat ears anymore." Osamu Dazai thought about it, "Where's Riri-chan?"

The bright marks on the girl's body that belonged to him couldn't be covered up.

What's wrong with letting people see it?

"I can skip work," said the freelancer ruthlessly, "and wait for you to bring alcohol back at home."

It is impossible to be ashamed, and plastic couples can share the joys and sorrows.

What a ruthless woman, Osamu Dazai was injured.

The injured Osamu Dazai set foot on the way to work frankly with a cat's beard and cat nose. He was not late for the first time, and he chose to step into the headquarters building during the peak hours of work at the port Mafia.

Nearly a thousand employees of the port Mafia have seen Mr. Dazai's "chic" look today.

It's too conspicuous to pretend to be blind.

A group of people wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, felt cute and shuddered at the thought of the other party's horrible behavior in the past. Everyone who saw Osamu Dazai's face unconsciously shook their shoulders and went into a seizure like an electric leak.

Relevant posts quickly appeared on the homepage of the Port Mafia internal forum.

"Family, the child is stupid, which one is that playing today?" "

1L: As in the title, people have stopped laughing, and are afraid of being darkened by Mr. Dazai.

2L: The host is big!How dare you say that person's real name!

3L: That's exaggerated. Upstairs, who doesn't know that Mr. Dazai is one of the forum administrators, and he can see our vests.

4L: Then you still dare to post?

5L: The law does not blame the public—so why not block my account for gossip!Is dignified Mafia such a coward who has no guts at all!

6L: ignited

7L: ignited

8L: Fired up (maintain formation)

……

15L: Interrupting the re-reading, family members, Mr. Dazai must have a deep meaning for this move!Who understood his intention?

16L: I didn't see it, it's so cute.

17L: Do you use the word cute to describe Mr. Dazai? ? ? (shaking)

18L: The 16th floor is new... I thought there was no one in the organization who would be deceived by his appearance.

19L: The day the filter shattered was the day of despair.Brave newcomer!Dare to face the reality of the world!

20L: It’s really cute to talk about it, and the old people in the organization are confused (cover face)

21L: The upstairs is hopeless, drag it down and bury it.

22L: But!That's a cat!How can anyone not like cats?Wow, it's really super cute, if I wear a pair of cat ears... Sajia will die without regret!

23L: Stop talking!I also want to see woo woo woo woo woo.

24L: 1

25L: 2

26L: 3

……

66L: 10086

67L: It's crooked, it's crooked, evildoers, take it!

68L: Family members, see the essence through the phenomenon!Why would Mr. Dazai come to work with graffiti on his face for no reason?

69L: Exactly!Have you noticed the shocked eyes of the sister at the front desk looking at Mr. Dazai?He usually doesn't come to work at this time!

70L: That's it!I always choose this point to avoid meeting Mr. Dazai!Today is super evil and super abnormal!

71L: Me too, I heard from the seniors in the office that it is invincible and safe during this time period.

72L: The safety time is gone (vomit soul)

73L: You...don't you think...Mr. Dazai deliberately chose this time to...let us see?

74L: Upstairs, your guess is in line with Mr. Dazai's black-hearted character (the hand holding the cigarette trembles slightly)

75L: Doesn't he know that we hide from him on purpose?

76L: I'm terrified when I think about it carefully.

77L: Mr. Dazai must have known about it a long time ago......

78L: Don't talk about such scary topics!Back to business!Let's talk about our super today - lovely Mr. Dazai!

79L: The desire to survive upstairs is too strong.

80L: I'm more curious, who drew the cat's beard for him?

81L: Although, besides that adult, who else?

82L: You mean... Mr. Dazai's abnormal behavior today is actually...

83L: Besides that, what else?

84L: Can you stop playing charades and show consideration for us silly children.

85L: Do you have to be so straightforward?

86L: ...to show off my girlfriend.

87L: Subtle but not completely subtle.

88L: It's to show off that he has a super beautiful and super cute girlfriend who will draw him a cat mustache.

89L: In my lifetime, I can actually see Mr. Dazai showing affection... I thought he was lonely.

90L: How could that kind of character who is afraid of ghosts not be alone? I still can’t accept Mr. Dazai leaving the singles! (Desperately inhale oxygen)

91L: Upstairs!Do you want your number? Upstairs!

……

140L: This is the medical department. Mr. Dazai has come to ask for alcohol that can wash off oil-based markers.

141L: Did you wipe it off?It's so cute, it's a shame.

142L: He didn't wipe it!He also showed it off in front of our ministers.

143L: ? ? ?Then why does he want alcohol?

144L: They said they would go back and bring it to Ms. Lawyer.Damn it, what did this young couple play so heartbreakingly last night!I'm so curious!

145L: Upstairs, the 90th floor just don't need a number, you don't even want your life?

146L: If you know the answer, you will die without regret!

147L: Me, me, I'm the one who delivers food to Ms. Li in the cafeteria!Dazai-san asked me to bring the alcohol with me.

148L: Is Miss Law Li not working today?Today doesn't seem to be her regular day off.

149L: Did you get tired last night...

150L: Tired of drawing cat whiskers?Wake up upstairs, if it is true, the person who cannot come to work today should be Mr. Dazai.

151L: Grass, too real to object to.

152L: Poor physical strength, so cute (whisper)

153L: It's over

154L: It's over

155L: It's over

……

209L: I lost my teeth to my family members!

210L: Which tooth fell out?Tell everyone something happy!

211L: guna, I'm the one who delivered food and alcohol to Ms. Li, Ms. Li is really resting at home today.Seeing her from a close distance, she is really beautiful, her beauty was a hit, I was so excited that I couldn't speak, and she even said thank you to me!

212L: I'm sour, I'm sour, I also want to see the beautiful sister up close.

213L: Don't be sour. You got a life upstairs, you know?The last time Ms. Lawyer came to the headquarters, I greeted her while waiting for the elevator, and then Mr. Dazai picked on me for a week!I almost cried and wrote my resignation letter and sank myself into Tokyo Bay!

214L: Is Mr. Dazai a dumpling so jealous?

215L: It's a good metaphor to laugh too hard.

216L: Are you exaggerating?I feel that Mr. Dazai is not like that kind of person, I feel that he is very...very...

217L: Very scumbag, I don't think he cares much about ownership.

218L: He doesn't care about shit!He cares to death!

219L: Hmmmmmm? ? ?Is there any material upstairs, hurry up! (Exclusive emoticon package for eating melon)

220L: Quick!Is there any melon that my VIP user can't eat! (takes out black card)

221L: It's still me, the one who delivers alcohol to Ms. Li.do you know?Miss Law Li also has a cat mustache on her face.

222L: Kindergarten lovers are online.

223L: Not only that!If it's just cat's whiskers, how can I chew until my teeth fall out!I saw a very conspicuous marker pen on the side of Ms. Lawyer's neck. I swear by my 1.0 supernatural vision-it is a capital letter "D"!

224L: Is there any expert who can explain it? What's wrong with D?

225L: Grass, really?I am in a trance, the coffee in my hand has shaken the whole table and wet my laptop keyboard.

226L: Damn!I, I couldn't help screaming in the interrogation room, which startled the prisoner who was going to be interrogated and Miss Hongye who was watching the sentence.

227L: I am even worse... I am at the door of the chief's office, next to Mr. Nakaya... My image, my face...

228L: Look in the mirror, sister, is your face as red as a monkey's butt?

229L: Don't bother me so much, sister, turn off the screen of your phone and see if the person on the screen with the corner of his mouth reaching behind his ear is you.

230L: Huh?Are you there?Take down the camera in my office.

231L: What are you talking about!I can't read it!I'm really curious! What's wrong with "D"!Isn't it just the plain letter D!

232L: It really is the unremarkable letter D.

233L: Yes, it's just the D of the mediocre DazaiOsamu.

The fierce reply suddenly stopped for a moment.

Koyo Ozaki didn't know how many people covered their mouths and screamed behind the screen, and how many people pinched their thighs to hold back their voices.

All she knew was that the little girls in her department were very excited, holding their mobile phones and pretending to be stealthily fishing during working hours, their eyes flying wildly.

Gossip makes people fearless of life and death.

Ozaki Koyo held the phone and went to the chief's office on the top floor.

"Your Excellency Ogai." The glamorous older sister Mafia, dressed in a pink kimono, walked towards the man at the desk who was serious about correcting paperwork, "I have something to think about..."

Koyo Ozaki silently stopped.

She looked at Mori Ogai, who put the phone between the documents, like a student secretly playing with the phone in class, who was replying to the forum, and the sword in the umbrella was about to move out of its sheath.

It was the first time for Koye Ozaki to resent her good eyesight, otherwise she would not have seen the leader in front of her quietly 1.

What did you drink?

Knock your head off!

"Hongye-kun." Mori Ogai put away his phone, and asked his competent subordinate in a personable manner, "What's the matter?"

Knowing the truth about the relationship between Riri Yamabuki and Osamu Dazai, Ozaki Koyo, who wanted to ask whether the relationship between them had crossed the line, whether it would have an impact on the organization, or whether to let people intervene, saw the leader taking the lead in eating CP , slightly parting her red lips, said numbly:

"No, nothing."

As long as you are happy, leader.

"Isn't this great?" Mori Ogai understood Ozaki Koyo's subtext, and he smiled like a big fox, "It's the first time Dazai-kun came to work so early."

"If he wants to show off for a while, maybe he will take the initiative to work overtime."

The black-hearted capitalist has found a new way to squeeze employees, and he has opened up new ideas!

"Impossible." Ozaki Koyo sneered at Mori Ogai's calculations, "Dazai must leave early today."

"Why?" Mori Ogai knew that Osamu Dazai came two hours earlier than usual today!Never before!

Koyo Ozaki looked at him with pity:

"With a girlfriend waiting at home, who wants to work overtime in the office?"

She stabbed the knife mercilessly: "Dazai-kun is different from Mr. Ogai."

"He's a family man."