But what did Dazai do wrong?

Mori Ogai laughed at him for wearing nail polish to work, and because he forgot to buy nail polish remover when he came back from buying nail polish, Osamu Dazai and Riri Yamabuki had a cold war for a long time.

It's as long as 30 minutes!

The black-haired, kite-eyed boy crouched in the corner of the sofa with a fat crab pillow in his arms, and stared at Riri Yamabuki with the eyes of "you are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are making trouble for no reason" for half an hour.

Without blinking, for half an hour, the gold medal in the staring contest goes to Osamu Dazai.

Riri Yamabuki carried the kettle to water the flowers, fed the little goldfish that was so hungry that it slapped its tail in the water because of the master's strike, and sat down on the other end of the sofa without haste, separated by a long distance from Osamu Dazai. Do not violate the river water.

Dazai suddenly became even more unhappy.

What are you doing sitting so far away!Why don't you sit and coax him!

If the enemy doesn't move, I don't move, and if I move first, I will lose.

Riri Yamabuki took out his mobile phone and replied to the customer's message one by one, only half of his attention was diverted to someone who was so angry that he became a puffer fish.

Osamu Dazai, who failed to get his girlfriend's attention, raised his head slightly, and quietly peeked at Riri Yamabuki's phone screen.

The distance was too far, and he could barely read a few words, but this did not prevent Osamu Dazai from discovering that Riri Yamabuki was having a good chat with a strange man he didn't know.

Even if this happiness is purely because the customer asks a high price, it is not allowed!

Damn, don't let him know who it is, even if the possibility of being poached is only 0.001%, he will never tolerate it.

Riri Yamabuki caught a glimpse of Osamu Dazai hiding his face behind the pillow of the fat crab and moving towards her little by little from the corner of his eye.

Move, move, move, move, raise your head reservedly while moving, acting like I'm just here to sit and have nothing to do with you.

Riri Yamabuki suddenly wanted to know what kind of dull and unbelievable expression Dazai Osamu would show if he got up and sat on the other side now.

It is definitely suitable for making emoticons and uploading them to the sub-forum of Mafia's internal forum - "The Unknown Side of the Boss in Those Years".

Wicked but heart-warming thoughts swirled in his mind. In order to prevent Osamu Dazai from becoming angry, Riri Yamabuki could only give up regretfully, and bowed his head to reply to a message from a client requesting an interview.

Osamu Dazai finally moved to a position where he could fully see the screen of Riri Yamabuki's phone.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but I almost jumped up when I saw it: it's just a cold war for half an hour, and someone has already raised a hoe to dig away the piranha he raised at home!

Can't!Da-baa!

"Is my sister going to meet him?"

Osamu Dazai fell back on the sofa, his hairy head arched on Riri Yamabuki's lap, just coincidentally, impartially, just blocking her view of the phone.

It can be said that it is very scheming.

Osamu Dazai blinked his washed eyes, deliberately showing a sad expression, as if he was about to turn into a weeping cat in the next second, accusing the heartbroken man of cheating and cheating with hatred.

"I didn't want to go at first." Riri Yamabuki also sighed deliberately.

"But my boyfriend ignores me. I'm bored and lonely by myself. Why don't you go and have fun, maybe you can meet new encounters."

"What do you think?" She looked down into Osamu Dazai's eyes, "Boyfriend?"

Boyfriend doesn't think so.

He is here, what new encounters are needed!

If Osamu Dazai was really a cat, his tail must be tightly wrapped around Riri Yamabuki's wrist at this moment, and the tip of the tail patted her palm dissatisfied, but his head came over honestly and purred, rubbing his mouth Maybe even curse and complain.

Cats are such contradictory creatures.

Getting angry at a word of discord, and silently giving alms to humans and stroking their fur bellies.

Riri Yamabuki brushed two handfuls of Osamu Dazai's hair, and with his happy expression, he handed his mobile phone to the biggest childish ghost in the family: "You come and reply, don't threaten my clients."

"How could it be? I'm such a friendly person." Osamu Dazai said hypocritically while typing rapidly to output crazily to those who tried to poach him.

Cat, a vengeful creature.

Riri Yamabuki often feels that she can maintain the delicate and sweet love relationship with Dazai Osamu to a large extent because Dazai Osamu is like a cat.

Her cat relationship has always been good.So good that she can communicate with wild cats on the side of the road without barriers, and let the furry little guards solve some troubles for her; so good that she also takes care of cats and dogs in addition to killing people and stealing goods. She is known as the most efficient in Bodo and is a third-rate detective. The immortal legend of the world.

But sometimes, it's not a good thing that cats are too popular.

Riri Yamabuki was ruthlessly touched by a cat on the street.

The cat that caused the accident was extremely arrogant, and it looked like a bad cat who came to seek money and cheat sex.

The snow-white cat limps down at the feet of Lili, humming and chirping on purpose, and refuses to leave. The blue and yellow mandarin duck-colored cat eyes are round and watery, and there is a delicate bow tie around the neck, and the fur is smooth and slippery. , at a glance, you can tell that it is the sales boss with the first performance this month.

"Meow." The business cat yelled coquettishly, her throat was like sweet water with too much sugar, her pink and tender paws were pawing at Riri Yamabuki's calf, like I can't walk anymore, why don't you be a human being? Come and hug me like a kid.

Small body, big heart.

Riri Yamabuki squatted down, grabbed the yellow cat card on the neck of the big white cat, and opened it:

【An intimate encounter with Furry!Meet the mistress of your dreams!Cat Cafe Paradise is now open, address Yokohama xxxxx...]

"Are cats going out to do business these days?" Looking at the cat card in his hand, Riri Yamabuki was shocked by the severe employment situation.

Seeing that the humans had seen through its plot, the big white cat simply didn't want this cat's face, bit the girl's shoelace and pulled it in a certain direction frantically.

"Meow meow meow!"

Go play, go play, patronize my business!

The first customer in the morning, the little cat will never let it go!

"Welcome!" The cat cafe's door was pushed open, and the owner, who was still making preparations to take the coffee beans out of the box, turned back with a smile, "It's the first customer today——hey!"

The shopkeeper stared dumbfounded at the girl who was in a dilemma at the door. Her surroundings were crowded with big fluffy tails, and there were cats rubbing their tails up in all directions, and there was no place for her to step down.

The most powerful big white cat sat on her shoulder dignifiedly and combed his beard. A nimble little black cat stepped on the head of its companion and jumped up, occupying the vacant shoulder in one fell swoop, meowing happily.

Seeing a cat occupying the high ground, the cats gathered on the ground meowed louder and more viscously, and the tip of their tail wagged an afterimage.The cats who heard the movement in the house jumped out one by one, joining the furry ocean, and the door was instantly submerged in hair balls.

The owner suddenly remembered that the last time many cats gathered, she came back with a whole load of catnip.

Could it be that this exceptionally beautiful girl in front of her is the essence of catnip?

Riri Yamabuki met the shopkeeper's dull gaze, remained silent for a moment, and then showed an awkward yet polite smile.

"Help me," she said softly, "Your cat, take care of yourself."

Shopkeeper: I'm sorry... I really can't control this, why don't you show your original shape and follow them?

"Sorry, sorry, it's the first time I've seen them so enthusiastic."

The shopkeeper's sister hurriedly untied her apron and walked out of the counter, grabbed a bunch of cat strips in the basket and tried to lure the cat away: "Come in first, how about sitting by the window with sunshine?"

The sunshine in autumn is the best all year round. The warmth is just right, like a latte with double sugar milk, and the heart is hot.

The seats in the store are ingeniously made in the shape of soft clouds, and a silver gradient jumps on the cushions, stretching out comfortably with the pads stretched out.

The cat cafe is very warmly arranged. Cat litters and wooden cat climbing frames of different shapes can be seen everywhere. Riri Yamabuki took a feather cat teasing stick and hooked a kitten with mottled fur and raised his head to chase after it. .

"Cats who are compatible with each other can go through the adoption procedures." The sister of the owner smiled and sent lemonade, "We are a cat café of a public welfare nature. All the cats here were once stray cats. We welcome everyone who is willing to give them warmth. Master of the house."

"No." Riri Yamabuki scratched the little tabby cat's chubby chin, "I have a cat at home who has a very bad temper. Yesterday he got angry and had a cold war with me."

"Bring another cat home," she said with a faint smile on her lips, "I'm afraid they will make trouble with me."

"Oh," the shop owner is obviously a senior cat owner, waving his hand as usual, "What bad thoughts can a kitten have? That's why it's so cute!"

"Cute is really cute." Riri Yamabuki agreed, "Because I like him, I have done a lot of things to die for."

"However," she casually tapped the wet nose of the little tabby cat, "whoever made me like this."

The little cat meowed sweetly, as if agreeing.

What she said was vague, the shop owner only thought that the guest's house had a bad-tempered cat who only wanted to be beautiful and aggressive.

"Do you have a picture?" The owner couldn't help being curious, "What a beautiful cat?"

"It's beautiful." Riri Yamabuki praised without hesitation, "It's the most beautiful I've ever seen. It's soft and easy to touch, with sharp claws, likes to bite, and the eyes are especially beautiful."

Her affection is beyond words, anyone can clearly detect it.

People who like cats always have a lot of topics to talk about. In the early morning, when no customers came to the door, the sister of the store manager enthusiastically shared her cat-raising experience with Shanbuki Riri.

"Cats are cute, but you can't just ignore them." The shop owner's sister said very experienced, "Appropriate punishment will help cultivate the relationship between you."

"That's right." Riri Yamabuki fully agreed, "That's what I did when I first met him. This is the first step of our love."

"Love?" The shop owner's sister thought it was a bit strange, but then she thought about it, don't people who love cats regard cats as their lovers?Nothing wrong, nothing wrong at all.

"It sounds like you two have a really good relationship." The shop owner's sister graciously replaced "it" with "he" and said, "He must be a beautiful and smart cat—may I ask what breed it is?"

"Port—a cat." Riri Yamabuki explained solemnly, "It is a breed of cat that lives in the port and helps catch fish and mice on fishing boats."

"It's amazing!" The shop owner's sister exclaimed, "Nowadays, many domestic cats can't catch mice."

"He's pretty good at it." Yamabuki Ritsu ideally went to the interrogation room of Mafia at the port, "He's the best at catching mice in his department and his breed."

She didn't talk nonsense, Osamu Dazai's recent work seems to be really related to "rats". When he heard him talking on the phone, he kept chanting words such as "rats", "sewers", and "demons". It seemed that the port Mafia was going through a A mysterious rat plague.

I have always heard that the Port Mafia is a part-time urban management role in Yokohama, but I did not expect that they are quite responsible, and the high-level personnel at the cadre candidate level will personally solve the problem of residents' sewer blockage.

What else did the shop owner want to ask? The wind chime at the door of Maoca rang with the sound of the door being pushed open, and she subconsciously showed a welcoming smile: "Good morning~ Do you want coffee, black tea or lemonade?"

"A cup of hot black coffee with unsweetened milk." The thin Russian youth clenched his right fist and coughed, "Please give me a place where I can see the sun."

"Okay, this way please." The shopkeeper's sister led the guest who was wrapped in a white plush shirt to a cat climbing frame away from Riri Yamabuki.

"Excuse me, is the customer sick?" the shopkeeper's sister asked inexplicably, "It's still autumn."

Don't you get bored when you wrap it into rice dumplings?Be careful of heatstroke.

"In my hometown, it's very cold now." Fyodor took off his fluffy hat, and put his hands on the head of the cat that came to sniff him curiously. "I'm from Russia, and I'm afraid of the cold."

The Russians... aren't they the ultimate fighting nation who can tear bears with bare hands and swim naked in winter?Where are your regional characteristics!The owner's sister thought to herself, I'm afraid it's not a fake Russian.

Russia?

Riri Yamabuki turned his head sideways, and happened to see the young man smiling slightly, shrouded in the golden sunlight, and his fragility seemed to be tinged with a trace of compassionate divinity.

Riri Yamabuki has not been back to Russia for a long time, and the memory of parting from Gogol in the snow seems to be stuck in yesterday.

"I don't know if he has found a job in the circus." Riri Yamabuki rested his chin on the back of a particularly round orange cat, "A clown who can only use supernatural powers to conjure magic... No matter how you look at it, he is destined to live on the streets .”

It's hard to get a job now, and Mao Mao still has to solicit customers, let alone Gogol, a black family.

The orange cat meowed, and the tip of its white tail swept across the side of the girl's face, as if to comfort her.

She was the one Nikolai had mentioned.

Fyodor lowered his eyes and took a sip of the warm bitter coffee.

Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol Yanovsky, whose name was so long and convoluted that Riri Yamabuki did not even intend to remember it, was Fyodor Mikhailo A friend of Vich Dostoevsky.

Their friendship never stems from a longer name, never!

What kind of friend is someone who can't even remember their names (Zhen Sheng)!

Gogol and Fyodor hit it off right away, as the saying goes, a nest of snakes and mice, no, as the saying goes, it is hard to find a soulmate, their meeting is a fate given by God!

One of the people with the most special status in Gogol’s heart was Fyodor, and the other was Riri Yamabuki.

They are the only heterogeneous, sharing a secret buried in the wind and snow.

"Is A Tuo going to Yokohama? I have an acquaintance who I haven't seen for a long time. You will definitely find her super interesting!" You buy a good coffin!"

Fyodor: Thank you, Russia is cold enough, don't tell bad jokes, you will catch a cold.

It is not surprising that he will not be knocked down by cold jokes. Being able to say this proves that Gogol and Riri Yamabuki have a really good friendship.

In this case... it is available.

The bitter taste of coffee lingered on his lips, and Fyodor recalled the information in his mind, and thought of Osamu Dazai who had brought him endless troubles these days.

As keen and suspicious as Osamu Dazai, he would actually date and even live with someone. If there is no hidden secret in it, Fyodor would not believe it at all.

Osamu Dazai must be using something, and Riri Yamabuki is definitely not someone who indulges in false love.

Fyodor dared to blatantly call himself a well-intentioned Russian. What lies in this world can't be told?

"What an enviable love."

The thin Russian youth smiled lightly, with sarcasm in his eyes: "Fragility is thinner than paper."

He gently placed the coffee cup on the table, and there were circles of swaying ripples in the cup.

Riri Yamabuki bought a lot of cat snacks and canned cats to distribute to the cats and cats who gathered around. She touched their little heads one by one, and discussed with them in a good voice:

"I have to go, the cat at home hasn't been fed yet."

Pengcishan's big snow-white cat who played the law gave a long meow in dissatisfaction. It had long smelled the lingering scent of water from the human being it was very close to. It came from another person who was not here, and the breath was light But deep, no matter how you rub it, you can't rub it off, which makes cats hate it.

After finally leaving the cat cafe, Riri Yamabuki had a good time, the more furry the better.

Domestic cats are very fragrant, but wild cats are also very fragrant. Each has its own advantages. Of course, adults should choose all of them!

Riri Yamabuki never favors one another, she bought canned cat food for the cats in Maoca, and she also brought Dazai Osamu's favorite crab meat rice to visit the class.

The members of the guard at the gate of Mafia Headquarters at the port saw Riri Yamabuki from a distance, lowered the muzzle of his raised gun, and the familiar lady at the front desk greeted her with a smile: "Ms. Riri, Mr. Dazai is in his office."

Sister at the front desk: Yes!Long live!Mr. Dazai has a super good temper when Ms. Lawyer comes!Don't be scared today!

Not only the front desk thought so, Dazai Osamu's subordinates all heaved a sigh of relief, and enthusiastic and gossip smiles appeared on their faces.

Daily moto moto for young couples!Dog food Modo Modo!When can we also have a girlfriend who is super beautiful, super capable, and also brings takeaways to visit the class, woooo...

"Ri Li-chan~" Osamu Dazai was sitting bored in the office folding paper frogs, and when he heard the sound of the elevator opening, he greeted him happily, "Are you looking for me on a date? Why not? Skipping work now..."

Osamu Dazai's cheerful voice stopped abruptly the moment he saw Riri Yamabuki.

I don't know what he saw, his curved lips were pursed into a straight line, and his eyes were gloomy.

Osamu Dazai looked at Riri Yamabuki coldly.

His gaze was colder than the ice in the deep sea, and his thin lips were tightly pursed, showing extremely strong displeasure and resistance.

The aura was terrifying, and none of the top iron employees on the entire floor dared to walk up the corridor that must be passed to enter the elevator, and would rather climb the dusty stairs of Mafia in the port.

What's going on here?It was just fine.

"You..." Osamu Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, his eyes cut across Riri Yamabuki's ankles, skirt corners, and shoulders with precision like a scalpel, and his pretty eyebrows and eyes were full of anger, like a bloodthirsty beast. Tear the life in front of you to shreds.

The angry Osamu Dazai was more terrifying than he imagined, and the staff who hid in the corner while shivering and pouring water on the forum were worried about Riri Yamabuki.

Why is Dazai-san suddenly so angry?Didn't you just have fun?The crab meat rice served by Ms. Li Li is always hot!

Seeing Mr. Dazai hiding his grievances in his anger, could it be...Miss Lawyer did something wrong to him?Met someone you shouldn't?The subordinates' brains were wide open.

Damn, they are so curious about what Miss Li Li did!What happened between this villainous couple that the people love to see!Speak up and let them hear it!

Yamabuki Riri was also puzzled.

In good conscience, she didn't do anything.

She has been very quiet recently, and has finished studying "Heartbeat dokidoki!"108 Little Coups That Are Sweet, Romantic, and Thrilling" are sister chapters "The Magic of Love at a Glance: Take Down That Domineering President", "Brother Is Not Bad, I Don't Love: Brilliant!Take you to appreciate the magical charm of forbidden love" and "The Queen and Her Faithful Dog" series.

She is no longer a beginner in the course of love, and her name must be included in the annual Yokohama Best Girlfriend Selection.

That's right, she has no problems at all, Dazai Osamu's sudden anger must be because he made trouble for no reason!He is such a ruthless and unreasonable man!

Yamabuki Riri is not afraid of Dazai's anger, she thinks of the cat cafe owner's sister's sincere advice "You can't spoil him forever!", and thinks that you can't easily coax the pretty and murderous bad cat, lest he go further and further. Arrogant.

"What's wrong with me?" Yamabuki Riri hooked the handbag of crab meat rice with his index finger and lifted it, "I came to deliver the rice to you with good intentions, and you are so mean to me?"

According to her experience, whether it's a quarrel or a cold war, Osamu Dazai will unconsciously put on a flirtatious expression when he sees crab meat rice. Summoning can be called a hundred trials and a hundred spirits.

Unexpectedly, today, for the first time, Osamu Dazai turned a blind eye to his favorite crab meat rice.

The anger in the young man's eyes did not diminish in the slightest, making his eyes bright, and upon closer inspection, there were still three points of grievance, three points of resentment, and three points of disappointment that you don't love me anymore.

Emotions are extremely complicated and difficult to understand, even more complicated than a fan chart, and it is difficult to understand that even the masters of understanding can't get started.

Yamabuki's law is unclear, so he watched Osamu Dazai getting more and more angry, becoming puffer fish angry and bursting.

She thought she was innocent, but she didn't expect that in the eyes of Osamu Dazai, she was full of crimes!

Osamu Dazai used the power of observation that would make famous detectives all over the world feel ashamed, one by one, he scanned the shoelaces where the girl was bitten by a cat with tiny tooth marks, and the corners of the skirt that were stained with a few very fine cat hairs. And the shirt has a little pleats on the shoulders.

She got all the stolen goods, but she still wanted to quibble!

In the silence, Osamu Dazai met Kamibuki Riri's unrepentant eyes, and gritted his teeth and asked:

"You... actually have another cat outside!"

Osamu Dazai was wronged: "Is it because I'm not cute, or because I'm not easy to touch?"

"My sister secretly licked the wild cat outside behind my back!"