But what did Dazai do wrong?

【Heartbeat dokidoki!Heart animal language - an incomparable encounter with your perfect love~]

【Welcome to the game, please select a mode:】

A. Single player mode

Ordinary and normal choice, the only one who can attack my wife is myself!

B. Multiplayer mode

It is obvious that you have a fearless dedication.

(If you choose this mode, you will get an additional grass-colored hat, which has no attributes, just to reward your generous heart)

【Please make your choice. 】

"What terrible malice." Dazai Osamu held the handle, hesitantly stayed on B, and said in a discussing tone, "Ri Li-chan, although we are two people, we are still in single-player mode, right?"

"Isn't it good to have an extra hat?" Riri Yamabuki leaned on the sofa and said casually, "Grass-colored, it will look good on you."

Thank you for your affirmation of his appearance, but this is really not possible!

"I think A is better." Osamu Dazai said decisively, "It's too weird to have two male protagonists in a galgame, and it's not a gaygame."

Love games are different from action games. The ending is often determined through character dialogue and different options, which effectively avoids the extremely poor game experience brought by Riri Yamabuki's handicap.

The game controller is in the hands of Osamu Dazai, and he has already chosen A. It is destined that the hero of the game will not get the cuckold that fate gave him.

【You have selected single player mode, please enter the player name... You have selected a random name, your name is being randomly generated...】

【Welcome-"Do free-range mackerel dream of wild nuclear weapons?"】

Riri Yamabuki: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

They, in the end, were, why, chosen, random names?

It doesn't take three seconds to come up with a normal name, why do you want to be so lazy?

Except for two people who collectively lost their minds, they couldn't come up with a second answer.

The player "Will free-range mackerel dream of wild nuclear weapons" successfully loaded the game. For convenience, please call our hero [San Jun].

【San Jun is a very Asahi boy.

Like all the male protagonists who don't study hard and only want to fall in love, he has a gentle childhood sweetheart, a quirky brother-controlling sister, and a mature and beautiful sister next door. 】

[At this moment, Mr. San is on his way to school.In order to secure the king seat in the penultimate row by the window in the dominant class, he goes to school very early every day.

The childhood sweetheart who usually went to school with Sanjun didn't get up on time this morning because he stayed up late last night, so Sanjun is the only one on the street today. 】

"According to the general game routine, the hero here will bump into the arrogant young lady with a piece of bread at the corner."

Osamu Dazai said very experiencedly: "The Tianxiang department always chooses to play when the bamboo horse department is not around. After meeting at the wrong peak a few times, the favorability is increased, and then let them meet the Shura field, and defeat the Shura field with the attitude of Asahi. , these two Raiders roles are basically stable.”

"You are very experienced." Riri Yamabuki is really playing galgame for the first time, she thought thoughtfully, "Are you from the Heavenly School or the Bamboo Horse School?"

"Of course I am..." Osamu Dazai pretended that he didn't choke, "Of course I am a Riri school, as long as it is Riri-chan, no matter what setting is fine."

Good luck, he is such a clever little witty ghost, never forgetting to send propositions.

"I'm from the Heavenly School." Riri Yamabuki, who didn't set trap questions for Osamu Dazai, said earnestly, "If you can't be sure of your feelings at first glance, even if you have been a childhood sweetheart for more than ten years, it will be a futile effort for the loser."

"Ryri-chan is a believer in intuition and efficiency." Osamu Dazai held the controller to control Sanjun to move forward, and looked over with a slight tilt of his head with a smile. ?”

The first glance... is the eyes of a dying person.In order to kill Osamu Dazai, he was entrusted to hold him high above the rubble and look down. What his dark golden eyes reflected was not her kind, but a corpse about to be born.

Even so... She had to sigh in her heart: What a good-looking person, with extra beautiful eyes.

It is not abrupt to describe it as a feeling of alignment.

"Yeah." Yamabuki Riri said softly, "I like you."

Jun San on the screen was walking well on the street, but suddenly jumped twice in place.

If he had self-thinking, he would definitely ask his operator if he heard something that made him happy and pressed the wrong operation button twice in a row.

【San Jun walked and bounced to the corner of the street, even though he walked like a snake, under the watchful eyes of fate, he still knocked down the proud lady who was running with a piece of bread in her mouth. 】

[You ask the eldest lady why she doesn't have a special car to pick her up and walk to school by herself?It is the dazzling brilliance of the proletariat that baptized her!Solving the problem of fuel smog starts on the way to school. Even if she pays the price of standing on top of the bucket for being late, she must be green!Environmental friendly!No pollution!Travel without pollution! 】

Ritsuri Yamabuki: "I'm so enlightened, let Mr. Mori learn a little bit."

Osamu Dazai: "I'll write a report later and throw it on his desk."

There are two best strategies for love games.

One is sickness, even if you don’t do anything, you may automatically reach the full level of favorability and trigger the small black house to imprison paly;

The second is arrogance, as long as the irony is listened to, supplemented by Asahi's almighty smile, you can overcome strength with softness, and you will be invincible.

Osamu Dazai obviously understood the essence of it, and he kept crackling and clicking the buttons, rediscovering his demeanor of a master of love in the game.

I've been with Riri Yamabuki for a long time, and I almost don't know how to treat normal girls anymore!

[What Jun San didn't expect was that the girl who was bumped into by him and then captured by him actually went to the same school as him, and she was also the student council president who was the most difficult to get close to and had the most suitors in the school! 】

[San Jun nodded in understanding: As expected of him, this is the fate of the protagonist!In front of him, the whole world deserves to be reduced to a backdrop! 】

"Since he is such a famous student council president, why doesn't he know him? And the setting of casually thinking that he is the master of the world is not love games at all." Riri Yamabuki thinks it is unreasonable.

"Maybe it's because," Osamu Dazai clicked on the male protagonist's character column, pointed to the character's long name and said, "San-kun's full name is 'Do free-range mackerel dream of wild nuclear weapons'."

"As soon as this name is heard, it is very protagonist and very defiant."

"..."

Yamabuki Riri could not refute.

"There are only four available characters on the character column." She changed the subject, "The tsundere student president, the sister next door, the childhood sweetheart, and the brother-controlled sister, all have question marks in their favorability."

"After all, it's a game that comes with buying a book. It's a conscience to have four characters that can be conquered." Osamu Dazai tried to find clues on the character column, "Well, there's a clearance hint here that you can check. I'll click it to see."

[You successfully triggered the main mission. 】

[Main task - Survive. 】

[Player Sanjun, please live through today. 】

"Isn't this a love game?" Osamu Dazai didn't know why, "Why is the main task survival?"

"What's wrong?" Yamabuki Riri held a fat crab pillow in his arms, propped his elbows on the pillow, and nodded his cheeks with his fingertips.

"Love and survival are always a problem."

Osamu Dazai's hand holding the handle froze slightly.

He couldn't help substituting himself: I, like Jun Jun, am I a person who will die if he fails in love?

Yes.

Osamu Dazai: Oh, that's okay, the main mission is fine.

[Today, February 2th, the beautiful Valentine's Day, Sanjun will receive four chocolates full of love. 】

[Please take care of the precious feelings of the girls and eat the chocolate you choose! 】

After the main task changed from strategy to survival, Osamu Dazai knew that this game was not as simple as it seemed.

Chocolate with love?

It's full of poisonous chocolate.

"Since we have to choose one to eat, at least one should be non-toxic." Osamu Dazai analyzed carefully, "Be optimistic, there is only one part that may be poisonous."

"Be pessimistic." Yamabuki Riri said casually, "Maybe every serving is poisonous, and you won't be poisoned if you eat one. The game requires you to eat 'all' love chocolates. When you relax your vigilance after taking the last bite, the poison will superimpose. , directly GG."

Please, Mr. San is the character we operate together. His name entrusts the expectations of the two of us. Can you look forward to it?

"Anyway, I'll save a file first." Osamu Dazai took the time when he entered the classroom as a save point, "I wasted a lot of time with Aojiao on Sanjun Road, Ome has already arrived in the classroom."

[Qing Mei, who has always been at the same table with Mr. San, greeted gently and shyly. She lowered her thin white neck and took out a carefully packaged handmade chocolate from the drawer. 】

【"San Jun, I, I have always been to you..." Qingmei's side face turned pink, and she handed over the chocolate eagerly, "This is the chocolate I made after staying up all night, I don't know if you like it..."】

【How should San Jun respond at this moment? 】

A. You did it, of course I like it. (Accept the chocolate and eat it immediately)

B. The classroom is too noisy, I hope to taste it in a quieter environment. (Takes the chocolate and puts it in the desk drawer)

C. Since you are so curious about its taste, why not try it yourself. (forced chocolate into Ome's mouth)

D. I am a dog, and dogs cannot eat chocolate. (refused on the spot)

【please choose. 】

Osamu Dazai's experience told him that a normal galgame must be chosen between A and B.

"I like D." Riri Yamabuki said affirmatively, "My intuition tells me to choose it."

Osamu Dazai: Are you serious?

He was wrong, Riri Yamabuki is clearly an ultimate game black hole who can't pass the teaching level in love games.

"Well, let's use the method of elimination." Osamu Dazai was very good at solving conflicts. "I think the answer lies between A and B. Lili-chan likes D, and we have a save file to try and make mistakes. It's not as good as choosing C for the first time."

Undecided, choose C: [Forcibly stuff chocolate into Ome's mouth. 】

Under Osamu Dazai's frenzied operation, San-kun snatched the chocolate from Ome's hand in one stride, tore open the carefully folded wrapping paper in an extremely wild action, pressed the weak Ome's head, and forcibly fed the chocolate into the girl's mouth.

【Qingmei: "Mr. San...you! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

[The target of the attack, Qingmei, has died. The cause of death: choked to death by chocolate. 】

[Player Sanjun, you were taken away by the police for public murder.The game is over, please make persistent efforts. 】

"The cause of death was choking to death, not poisoning?" Riri Yamabuki ignored the desolate BGM behind bars when San-kun was caught in the prison, thoughtfully, "So you can choose A-but I still think D is the best choice. is the correct answer."

Osamu Dazai: San-kun has been arrested!Even if he is so miserable and wants him to be a dog, even if his conscience is gone like mine, I feel a little bit distressed.

"C can't be chosen, Riri-chan is struggling with A and D, since that's the case, let's choose B." Osamu Dazai read the file.

[San Jun on the screen accepts the chocolate and puts it in the drawer, smiles gently at Ome, expressing that he wants to find a quiet and elegant environment to savor this chocolate full of love. 】

【"Then, let's go to the rooftop together at noon." Qingmei looked down at her toes and said shyly, "Only us."】

Rooftop tryst, the old routine of campus love games.Osamu Dazai manipulated Sanjun to agree, avoiding Ome during get out of class time, and went to the school canteen to buy a piece of similar-looking chocolate to replace Ome's "love".

"Her chocolate is handmade." Riri Yamabuki reminded, "It's impossible not to see that you changed it."

"It's okay." Osamu Dazai ran into nonsense, "San Jun's heart is full of fire, the chocolate was melted by his hot heart, and reshaped into a new look!"

"How can you judge the true connotation of chocolate by its appearance? You have to look at it with your heart!"

What an outstanding stream-of-consciousness player, Sanjun under the control of Osamu Dazai is like a big scumbag, ruthlessly breaking up the girl's love and throwing it into the sewer.

[The stairs leading to the rooftop are next to the student union's office, and at the corner, San Jun bumps into the Tsundere Student Union President again in a dramatic way. 】

【Aojiao fell to the ground with a cry of surprise. At the same time, a bag of carefully packaged chocolates fell to the ground. It seemed that she wanted to give it to the person she had been in love with for a long time. 】

[Of course, as a heart-pounding dokidoki game, since we didn't put the green straw hat of fate on Sanjun at the beginning, naturally we won't suddenly backstab the player. 】

[That's right, from the time of enrollment, the president of the Tsundere Student Council has been watching the figure of Asashi, and her long-suppressed mood finally broke out uncontrollably on Valentine's Day! 】

【"Hey! You, it's you..." The red-haired tsundere lady hid the chocolate behind her back, trying to straighten her chest, "You've bumped into me for the second time today, and it's useless to apologize!"】

【"If, if you want me to forgive you, eat this for me." She stuffed the chocolate into Mr. San's arms, "I didn't make it for you specially! I just let you be a guinea pig and taste it." That's all, don't make a mistake!"]

[Facing Miss Tsundere's chocolate, what will Sanjun do? 】

A．Of course I will taste your heart. (Eat the chocolate immediately)

B．Excuse me, who are you?do we know each other? (ignore, leave directly)

C．The person who uses me as a guinea pig has not yet been born. (Forcibly stuff chocolate into Aojiao's mouth with backhand)

D. I am a dog, and dogs cannot eat chocolate. (refused on the spot)

【please choose. 】

First of all, option C, which is tears behind bars, and option D, which is downgraded from a human to a dog, are excluded. A can increase the favorability but has a risk of death, and B does not meet the personality of the male protagonist of Asahi.

Osamu Dazai saved another file and chose the most normal A.

"You're dead." Riri Yamabuki, who was on the sidelines, asserted, "Look up and look at the little black dot on the upper left."

Osamu Dazai raises San-kun's perspective a little bit.

Qingmei stood alone at the entrance of the rooftop, the wind blew past her thin body, the girl looked down expressionlessly, her dark pupils were empty.

When · field · catch · rape.

Osamu Dazai let go of the handle, and seeing the bloody screen that was not controlled by him splashed all over the screen, he couldn't help wondering: "Is this really a love game?"

"Of course." Riri Yamabuki spread his hands, "Don't you have dokidoki in your heartbeat?"

Such a hard-core dokidoki, even the Ansai waist drum hits the soul directly.

Osamu Dazai read the file and chose B: leave directly.

【Sanjun successfully avoided Qingmei's rooftop killing, and survived until school time. 】

There are two main maps in the game, one is the school, and the other is Sanjun's home. His brother-controlled sister and neighbor's sister are all designated bosses that will be refreshed after school.

After returning home, Sanjun received two invitations for chocolates.The same four options are all "eat it", "don't eat it", "feed it backhand to the giver" and "I am a dog".

Osamu Dazai used the option of "not eating" to fool Ome, Tsundere and the sister next door, but died at the hands of his sister.

【"I don't even want to eat the chocolate made by myself, I'm really angry!"】

[Player Sanjun, you have been killed by your sister, the game is over, please continue to work hard. 】

He read the file and chose to eat.

[Player Sanjun ate poisonous chocolate, you are dead. 】

Eating or not eating is a dead end.

Osamu Dazai was inspired to fight by his sister's double killing.He took out the passion that he had never played in any game before, and tried life after life from scratch to match the effect of different options.

After countless reincarnations, Osamu Dazai finally understood the mission logic of this game.

First of all, just like Riri Yamabuki's "pessimistic statement", the chocolates sent by the four heroines are all poisonous.

The difference is that only the younger sister's share is the immediate onset of poisoning death, and the others have a delay of various times-in order to let Sanjun's final death place be his home anyway, enough for Qingmei, Tsundere and the sister next door. Alibi.

As long as he eats any piece of chocolate, the ending will be GG.

If he doesn't eat, he will be forcibly killed by the sister of the gatekeeper BOSS on the grounds that "my brother must not love me anymore".

Osamu Dazai tried and tested, and found that there is a way to avoid death:

First, take the chocolate from Ome, Tsundere and the sister next door but don’t eat it, and then forcefully stuff all the chocolates into the sister’s mouth at home.

Because it is at home, it is not a "public murder" and will not be caught in the police.

This method plays NormalEnd, the normal ending.

"Aren't you curious why they killed San-kun?" Yamabuki Riri himself was quite curious, "Look, this game has a police setting, so it won't be too sloppy. The source of their poison-drugs is for investigation. important direction."

"I hope I still remember that this is a love game." I don't know the first few weeks, Osamu Dazai let himself go, and manipulated the whole map of Sanjun to look for clues.

After some careful reasoning, he understood the whole truth of the game.

Sanjun is an old Asa scumbag man, he has his feet on green plums, flirts with his neighbors outside, and his sister inside, wandering among the three girls like a drunk butterfly in a colorful world.

Little Butterfly thought she was romantic and affectionate, but she didn't know that the fish pond was full of sharks.

The mature and glamorous sister next door is a doctor of toxicology, she fell in love with Sanjun at first sight—the younger sister.

The weak and lovable Qingmei met the bright and proud eldest lady in the student union, her eyes rolled, and she secretly fell in love.

What a match made in heaven for two pairs of Lily Lilies!

But there is a stinky man blocking their pursuit of love!

Who will die if Mr. San is not dead? Is it necessary for a scumbag who is trying to challenge the German orthopedic department to live?

No.

The sister next door provided the poison-drug, and an alibi perfect crime was quietly planned in the name of love.

After finding all the clues, Osamu Dazai successfully played TrueEnd.

"NormalEnd, TrueEnd and BadEnd are available, what is HappyEnd?" Osamu Dazai held the handle and thought, "Is this really a HE game?"

"I've wanted to ask for a long time." Riri Yamabuki leaned lazily on Osamu Dazai, with his right hand covering the back of his hand holding the handle, "Why didn't you choose D?"

"...Because San-kun wants to be a human being?" Dazai Osamu curled up his fingers in the uncovered hand, and his attention moved from the screen to the gap between the two overlapping fingers.

The girl's palm was cold, and her slender white fingers could only cover half of Osamu Dazai's hand, leading him to press the control button through the force of a layer of bandage.

For the first time, Osamu Dazai felt a little disgusted by the bandages wrapped around his fingers.

When he was briefly absent-minded, Riri Yamabuki had already read the first file, choosing her beloved option D along the way.

【"San Jun, please accept my chocolate full of love!"】

【"Sorry, I'm a dog, and dogs can't eat chocolate."】

Against the background of Qingmei, Aojiao, the sister next door and the ellipsis above the heads of the younger sister, the clock at San Jun's house quietly passed twelve o'clock.

【Congratulations!Players loose, you have successfully completed the main task - survival. 】

[The favorability of the four people who can be gifted is as follows: Qingmei 100, Tsundere 100, sister next door 100, younger sister 100.]

[Interpretation of Favorability: Dogs are so cute, how could someone not like dogs!As a cute dog, Sanjun is of course loved by everyone! 】

[Congratulations on reaching the Happy End ending, and triggering the game egg - the advice of the love master. 】

Advice from a love guru:

Thank you for purchasing Heartbeat dokidoki!108 Little Coups That Are Sweet, Romantic, and Exciting" For you, this game is not only a book gift, but also the 109th little coup that is not mentioned in the book.

Have you ever lost more than one beautiful love because of your addiction to games?

Have you ever been resented by your cute little girlfriend who said "Do you love games or love me!"?

Are you struggling to choose between games and love?

Let me tell you the answer - I have a girlfriend and I am addicted to galgame!You are a dog!

Huge easter eggs occupy the entire screen, every word is admirable, murderous.

In the unbearable silence, Riri Yamabuki patted the back of Osamu Dazai's hand and said comfortingly, "It's not necessarily about you."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

What is not sure?It was not meant to connotate him in the first place!