But what did Dazai do wrong?

There was no sound from the other side of the bug.

Riri Yamabuki knocked on the headset, and had a difficult choice between "the quality of the bug is too bad" and "Osamu Dazai is dumb", and she didn't know which reason she was more willing to accept.

"I should ask Dazai to recommend some brands to me. Electronic products are too deep." Riri Yamabuki felt deeply at a loss. She should consult professionals for professional questions. The person around her who knows the most about special electronic products is none other than Osamu Dazai. Lift him upside down and shake it to shake the bug. There are so many styles and shapes that you can set up a street stall.

"Could it be the reason for the poor underground signal?" The subordinate passing by said casually, "There is very thick cement on our heads."

"I think so." The person who had already rested himself and was playing games on his mobile phone raised his hand, "The qualifying game got stuck, and my teammates suspected that I hung up and wanted to report me. I'm so wronged."

"Don't you know how to play with an antenna on top of your head?" Another person said, "Just quit the network card and help me move things."

"Yes." The Mimic member who was playing games stood up, "After you help me, I'm going to ask the technical staff to see if I can set up a WiFi..."

Port Mafia searched all over Yokohama and could not find Mimic, but they never left the city at all, and only withdrew to the prepared underground stronghold ahead of time.

The weapons and a large amount of supplies that Mimic robbed from the port of Mafia are stored here, and they can live here for three to five years without any problem.

"Let me be a scouting pioneer in the future?" Several members who moved things discussed with each other, "I also want to fulfill my long-cherished wish in this city."

"Let's die when we are useless to BOSS and Boss Andre." Another person persuaded him, "Look at Knight, he is happy, but BOSS is not happy at all."

"After all, he was moved by himself." The man shrugged, "If you ask me, it's too inconsiderate to delay the BOSS's relationship. She has been very happy in the past two years, and I am also happy to see it."

"The number of laughs is much more than in Europe." Someone whispered, "I think Boss Andre is ready to pinch his nose and admit this marriage."

"Really?" Someone murmured, "Boss clearly said that if Boss Andre treats her like a child as a guardian, she will severely punish him."

"In the heart of the boss, the boss has always been a little girl." The man smiled, "It is also our leader, and this will never change."

The subordinates were making a fuss in the stronghold, the location was remote and the sound insulation was good, Ritsu Yamabuki justified their fuss and continued to fiddle with his bug.

She actually didn't want to contact Dazai Osamu so early.

It took only half a day for the two of them to be separated, and the first stroke of "Missing into a disease" has not yet been written, which seems that she is too anxious.

Who knew that Osamu Dazai would talk to himself in the apartment alone, and the more he thought about it, the more he was biased, he stamped himself "broken love", and applauded himself, the more he said, the more outrageous he was.

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For the first time in her life, when she fell in love and when she was proposed for the first time, she met a hell-level difficult partner, and the Love Bible couldn't help her, so Riri Yamabuki could only figure it out by herself.

In short, like in the movie "breakup-reconciliation-argument-reconciliation-car accident-amnesia-crying-reconciliation" is not advisable, the faster the misunderstanding is solved, the better, as long as the straight ball is played fast enough, it will be awkward I can't catch up with her!

"Why haven't you replied yet?" Riri Yamabuki fiddled with her phone, she was sure Osamu Dazai had received her email.

More than ten minutes have passed, and there is no movement at all.Yamabuki Riri tried to figure out Dazai Osamu's expression and mood at the moment, raised his eyebrows and guessed: I was blocked?

It took a long time, about 10 to [-] minutes, before Osamu Dazai's email was sent.

The attitude conveyed by the email was extremely picky, with only two words: "Who are you?"

Riri Yamabuki couldn't hide the smile in her eyes. She also imitated Osamu Dazai and typed slowly, wanting to type a word for 3 minutes, and her tone was in the same vein as Osamu Dazai, critical and tricky:

"Sorry, this is an email sent to my boyfriend. If you are not my boyfriend, let's block it both ways."

Nestled on the sofa in the apartment, staring at the phone intently in the dark environment, Osamu Dazai, after sending the troublesome "who are you?" "I don't care if she coaxes me or not but she better be sensible and come coax me" emoji.

"It took more than ten minutes to type an email and it couldn't be sent. Is it so difficult to reply?" He seemed to have forgotten his intentional delay just now, and deeply condemned Riri Yamabuki's typing speed.

When the small icon of the new email flashed on the screen, he immediately opened it and browsed through it at a glance.

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?What a heartless woman.

What's the matter, it's fine if you don't come to coax him, what kind of aggressive method?Do you really think he dare not block her?

If he didn't dare, so what!

"Who else is her boyfriend besides me?" Osamu Dazai muttered, "A bad woman with a sweet heart, only if I am as unlucky as a bad woman will be taken by a bad woman, can others do it?"

Osamu Dazai patted his chest, and took off the "Love Lost Dog" badge that he had put on himself before. He planned to invite Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango to drink the broken-hearted wine in Lupin, and he would give them more Order two glasses of lemonade with double lemons before your poor friend is choked to death with dog food.

There are two worlds of having a boyfriend and not having a boyfriend. Osamu Dazai feels that he can’t be as naive as a girlfriend. He is the only one who gets entangled in the issue of blacklisting. There are countless of them, and she is not afraid at all.

Osamu Dazai shrank back on the soft pillow on the sofa, and sent an email: "The wound is open again, and there is a lot of blood, sister, I am in pain."

In the dim darkness, the white light of the mobile phone screen illuminated Osamu Dazai's thin side face.

Riri Yamabuki responded very quickly this time, and she sent an article: "Pregnant Recipe: Every expectant mother should learn the best way to nourish blood".

At the same time, a screenshot of the order came over: "I bought you eight catties of red dates, remember to eat three meals a day, until you can't make up."

Osamu Dazai: She is a piece of wood!wood!

"Can't you comfort me?" Osamu Dazai felt aggrieved, he didn't want Riri Yamabuki to tell him that I was wrong, please forgive me, at least hugging and holding high can be a dragon, right?

Look at the tearful cat head emoji he sent, isn't it cute?Isn't it pitiful?Can't arouse what little conscience she has left?

The tearful cat head sent by Osamu Dazai is really cute, and Riri Yamabuki stole a picture silently.

Your emoticon package is fine, and the next second is mine.

Riri Yamabuki sorted through the emoticons that Osamu Dazai had sent her, and sent him a "cat cat kiss.jpg".

Osamu Dazai: "It's so perfunctory, let's do it again!"

Don't be so picky, she didn't steal a few emoticons in the first place.In Riri Yamabuki's emoji collection, all the cats and cats were sent to her by Osamu Dazai, and the rest are only some professional emojis collected on the Hakata forum.

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It's all sharks...cute is pretty cute, but I feel like sending it to my boyfriend will lose him in the next second.

When the emoticon pack is used, she hates it less, and she must download a G as a backup later.

"Maomao Kiss is gone." In the end, he couldn't find a suitable emoticon package, so Riri Yamabuki could only type, "I will kiss Maomao."

Osamu Dazai silently took a screenshot of the email.

It's too cute, especially when the person involved doesn't know how cute he is, even cuter.

Although his girlfriend can make his blood pressure rise when he is angry, but forgive her, there is no reason not to forgive.

"I'm really in pain." Osamu Dazai groaned, "The painkillers are about to run out, and the pain is so painful that I roll over, and it hurts even more when I roll over."

"A sniper shot is a penetrating wound." Riri Yamabuki replied, "There is no difference between sleeping on your back and sleeping on your stomach."

"I choose to sleep on my head." Osamu Dazai tutted, "It's better to just die, since death won't hurt."

"Then don't take the initiative to bump into it." Riri Yamabuki tapped the screen word by word, "Even if you want to hide a little bit, I will catch the bullet for you in time, and you might not be injured."

A moment is short, but a lot happens.

When Knight pulled the trigger, Osamu Dazai moved very carefully.Leaning a little to the left will cause him to be shot in the heart, and Riri Yamabuki will block the bullet for him under the action of nerve reflex, and she will not be injured, and everyone could have been happy in the end.

To say that Osamu Dazai deserved it, is really not wronging him.

Calculate clearly.

"You never believed me in the first place, did you?"

Osamu Dazai's hand tapping the screen hovered in mid-air.

He entered and deleted, and after going back and forth several times, the input box was still empty.

A question that only needs to be answered yes or no, but neither answer can be said.

Dazai Osamu thought and thought, and decided to answer the question with a question, throwing the question back to Riri Yamabuki, who has a bad record like him: "People who are as full of lies as me are not qualified to say such a thing, right?"

Ah, that's enough, Dazai Osamu looked at the notification that the email was sent successfully, thinking, is it interesting to go back and forth on old accounts like a cart wheel?The atmosphere was good at the beginning, but the meeting collapsed if it continued like this.

Just pretend to be a fool and get away with it, Osamu Dazai lay on the back of the sofa, staring at the monotonous ceiling.

Just like before, they casually say soft words that don't distract them, tell lies that they know each other well, and on the surface they are still intimate and sticky couples.

Across the cold screen, you can't see the expression, isn't it the easiest to make up some lies that he is good at?

Why not do this... He was vaguely looking forward to what kind of answer he wanted from her?

"Even if it's Riri-chan, wouldn't he be angry if he was called a liar full of lies?" Osamu Dazai sighed, picked up the phone and was about to push the previous text message onto his phone's sudden garbled characters.

Two unread emails were displayed on the lit screen, and the time between sending and Dazai Osamu was less than five seconds apart, as if the person on the other side gave the answer without thinking.

Yamabuki Riri: "It's not all lies."

Riri Yamabuki: "At least it's true that I like you."

I like you, it's true.

The phone's built-in font is square and cold, but Osamu Dazai's eyes seem to be scalded by the words.

I won't be fooled again!The rational villain repeatedly told himself in Osamu Dazai's mind: Am I such a good strategist?I don't believe you anymore big liar!

Osamu Dazai slandered while uploading dozens of email screenshots to the cloud for storage.

If one day the suspect intends to overturn the case, these are all evidences that will be presented in court!

"...No reply?" Riri Yamabuki shook his phone and murmured, "Is he really angry?"

What she said is obviously the truth... Is her reputation so low that Osamu Dazai doesn't even believe it?

It shouldn't be, they are the famous plastic couple in Yokohama, Werewolf Killer Gao Wan has been hurting each other, they come and go, and they don't owe each other.

Osamu Dazai is a very stingy and vengeful person.

The thing that Riri Yamabuki remembers most clearly is about half a year ago, when she was taken by Koyo Ozaki to a high-end club to enjoy the tea ceremony.

"Ryori, occasionally you should cultivate your sentiments with my concubine and cultivate a more elegant taste." Ozaki Koyo led Yamabuki Riri on the corridor paved with bamboo and wood, "While Dazai is working overtime, my concubine will take you to experience Same scenery."

"Why does it have to be prefixed with 'Dazai working overtime'?" Riri Yamabuki tugged at the sleeves of the large kimono, "Do you want to change into a kimono?"

"My concubine met a few people here on the way to study tea art. Okay, let's go in. The tea art performance here is very unique." Ozaki Koyo urged Yamabuki Riri to a door.

Riri Yamabuki likes wine, but her taste in tea is mediocre. She would rather go to the supermarket to buy a bottle of jasmine honey tea with canned crab meat than deliberately change into a cumbersome kimono to drink tea here. She is as happy as a fairy.

She guessed that in the high-end club recommended by Ozaki Hongye, tea is not the focus, but the people who make the tea are the focus.

Riri Yamabuki guessed right.

Riri Yamabuki sat on a soft cushion, and the boy in the kimono with his slender arms rolled up smiled softly at her. Green tea soup poured from the spout of the teapot and poured into the cup printed with black bamboo patterns.

The smell of tea was so strong, she picked up the teacup and took a sip silently, only feeling the aroma of green tea in the air.

"Riri, don't you like this kid?" Koye Ozaki, who was very dissatisfied with Osamu Dazai, smiled and devoted himself to making trouble for him, "I remember...your taste is a delicate, weak and melancholy beautiful boy, every key of this kid Words are enough."

Riri Yamabuki glanced at the young man who turned his face to her, whose outline was beautiful and holy in the sunlight, revealing a trace of melancholy. He didn't really want to know what kind of tragic character he made up for himself that moved people to tears, love and cherish .

"Guest, don't you like me?" It may be that Riri Yamabuki's expression was too indifferent, and he didn't show any emotion to the beauty.The young man lowered his head slightly, revealing his white and soft neck, and said in a calm and sad tone, "Then, I will take my leave."

"Yeah." Yamabuki Riri nodded, and put the teacup back on the table.

Boy: You really won't save me?Nothing to redeem?

He turned his head three times and walked away hesitantly, his eyes gradually filled with resentment, very similar to the resentful concubine who had been forgotten by the emperor for many years in the Gongdou drama Shanbuki Riri watched, his eyes were full of "You are so cruel!"

The number of paragraphs is too low, and Ritsuri Yamabuki is unmoved.

If it was Osamu Dazai, he wouldn't have said in a hurt and timid voice, "Don't you like me?"

He will say in a super invincible and confident voice pretending to be injured: "I'm so cute, how can you not like me, you are stubborn, I don't believe it."

If she responds, he will never show a happy expression, but will take an inch and become more confident. He will use "Did you deliberately make me sad before? You played with my heart" as an excuse to coax him, and take the moral high ground by turning against the customer. .

Brother in the clubhouse, you lose because you don't have enough tea.

Riri Yamabuki drank a cup of tea, and was dragged by Koyo Ozaki, who had failed in the green tea battle, to go shopping until late at night, before returning to the apartment rubbing his forehead.

As soon as she entered the door, she knew that today's business was not over yet.

The bandage wrapped around Dazai Osamu's right arm was scattered on the sofa and carpet, he frowned and lowered his head to rub his wrist, with his lips pursed together.

The movement of Riri Yamabuki closing the door was not small, Dazai Osamu didn't even move his eyelids, he rubbed his right wrist one by one, there was a bit of boredom caused by the pain between his eyebrows and eyes, and his whole person was sleepy.

I have to say, very sexy.

Riri Yamabuki failed to read the signal of "reproach" from Dazai Osamu's micro-expression, as if he had no idea that she went to a high-end club today, and there was a "slender, weak and melancholy beautiful boy" serving tea next to her .

Riri Yamabuki is not afraid to speculate with the utmost respect how much Osamu Dazai has grasped anyone's whereabouts, not to mention that she went with Ozaki Koyo, the goal is too big.

He must be unhappy, but Osamu Dazai will not express his displeasure.

Coaxing Osamu Dazai is a difficult technical job, and it just so happens that Riri Yamabuki does not dislike this troublesome process.

"Does your wrist hurt?" Riri Yamabuki walked to the sofa, instead of sitting on the sofa, he sat on the carpet next to Osamu Dazai's legs.

She raised her head to look at Osamu Dazai, who was downcast, and naturally gave him a bird's-eye view.

The height difference can bring people subtle psychological satisfaction, even if you know it's just a trick to coax, you can't help but feel happy.

"Today, from morning to night, I didn't stop working." Osamu Dazai stopped rubbing his wrists and said in a flat tone.

The straightforward narration is not like his daily aggrieved and coquettish.In normal times, Osamu Dazai would have acted coquettishly and accused Mori Ogai of being inhuman and heartless when Riri Yamabuki entered the door, and encouraged her to kill her inhuman boss together.

"Let me see." Yamabuki Riri held Dazai Osamu's right hand, pressed his fingertips on his wrist and rubbed it a little bit, "Does it hurt here?"

The cold touch felt extremely comfortable on the skin, Dazai Osamu's expression didn't change, he let Riri Yamabuki rub it for a while, and suddenly said: "Am I troublesome?"

"Huh?" Riri Yamabuki looked up at him, "Why did you say that suddenly?"

"Compared to being gentle and virtuous serving tea for my sister, and being obedient to the well-behaved Xie Yuhua, a person like me who can't accompany you all day at work and makes trouble for you when I come back is of course very troublesome." Osamu Dazai Curved lips, "I can understand, completely understand."

You understand a hammer.

A passage not only named Riri Yamabuki’s bad behavior of having fun outside as a family man, but also subtly elicited his hard work to support his family, deepened his condemnation of his girlfriend’s conscience and morality, and even did not forget at the end Emphasize your generosity and tolerance.

It seems that there is no trace of tea flavor, but in fact, the green tea has already been marinated, pointing at the moral high ground.

"Why would Sister Hongye think that I can fall in love with the tea art boy in the clubhouse?" Riri Yamabuki thought to himself, this one in her family is the tea of ​​tea, the real master of tea art, a high-ranking player with no dead ends in all aspects.

So much so that even if she saw through Dazai Osamu's conspiracy to deliberately find accidents and kidnap Dazai, she was helpless by his extreme pushing and pulling skills of first showing weakness with pain and then attacking with words. She held Dazai Osamu's wrist and rubbed it for him bit by bit.

"My hand is just holding a pen, and it's not as heavy as a teapot. Don't worry about Riri-chan." Osamu Dazai got the advantage and continued to behave, "I'm a Mafia anyway, and my physical strength is somewhat better than that of the service staff in the clubhouse."

Show your kindness and kindness while not forgetting to diss your imaginary enemy.

"Sister Hongye wanted to take me there, so I went." Riri Yamabuki was really wronged today, "From the beginning to the end, I only said 'hmm' to him."

"It's started, shirking responsibility is the first step to lying." Osamu Dazai insisted, "Ryuri-chan's credibility has been greatly reduced! I'm going to become a child of 'Wolf is coming'."

"I want to say something nice but you don't believe it." Riri Yamabuki hooked Dazai Osamu's palm, seeing his itchy fingers curled up together, "You won't believe anything I say from now on?"

"That depends on Riri-chan's performance." Osamu Dazai held her hand to prevent Riri Yamabuki from scratching him, "If you don't perform well, you won't believe it."

"Is it a case of poor performance now?" Pulling his thoughts away from the memories, Riri Yamabuki tapped his mobile phone that had no new emails, and rested his chin in thought.

Osamu Dazai's emotions are like a tornado, coming too fast and elusive, his mind is as weak as his body, unable to stand a little grievance.

Yamabuki's law: to coax (convinced).

"If you don't believe it, don't believe it." The girl with black hair and blond eyes exhaled, "Well...assuming that the past two years are all lies in Dazai's eyes, and all of them are cleared, which means we have done everything now I have just confessed my love to him in the email—it should be regarded as a confession, that is to say... I am Dazai's suitor now?"

Yamabuki Ritsu made the calculations, and felt that he had not misunderstood the relationship diagram.

"Pursuing people...how did you come after them?" She whispered, "Is there any example in the Love Bible that I can refer to?"

Even if 99% of the skills are useless to Osamu Dazai, at least 1% can provide her with inspiration.

"Call Andre." In case of indecision, throw it to your subordinates. Riri Yamabuki has learned nothing else in the port Mafia for two years. Mori Ogai's black-hearted capitalist temperament has learned superficially. Anyone has to say "" Mori Ogai has done a lot of harm."

André Gide, a French man, is as good at coaxing girls with sweet words as Italian men in the stereotype, and he will definitely be able to give her useful love guidance.

Andre Gide, who received a call from Riri Yamabuki, was confused: "??? Are you sure my experience is suitable for a man as difficult as Osamu Dazai?"

"A dead horse is treated like a living horse." Riri Yamabuki held the phone between his shoulders and took notes in a small notebook with a pen.

"If you can coax your hands, you can coax them. If you can't coax them..." Riri Yamabuki bit his pen and meditated, "Anyway, my identity is also exposed, so I just kidnap people and go back to Europe to have a sadomasochistic relationship."