Bai Ze

Chapter 034

Therefore, Bai Ze is very happy to hang out with Daoist Jiu and taste the good wine in the world of comprehension.

Master Jiu seems to be in a state of drunkenness forever, and on his Tu Su Peak, 28 disciples, all of them are little drunkards.

There are more than 30 people who are winemakers.

They are all people who are very obsessed with wine and have a lot of research.

Master Jiu pointed to his side: "Come here, lie down, listen to the wind, watch the clouds, and drink!"

"Okay!" Bai Ze floated over.

The place where Immortal Jiu is half-lying now is on a jade platform on Tusu Peak. The platform is very large, surrounded by small jade-colored trees. The fruit is called "jade wine fruit".

It is the treasure that Daoist Jiu has worked so hard to support for hundreds of years.

Bai Ze learned wine like a real person, and lay down with his arms under his pillow: "You are so leisurely here!"

"I just have wine here, the smell of wine..." There are several wine jugs in the hands of Master Jiu, but... there are no appetizers.

Bai Ze pursed his lips, and took out things from a storage bag at his waist: colorful chicken tenders, red sandalwood beef jerky, juicy duck neck, spiritual fire sunflower seeds... a lot of side dishes to go with the wine.

In fact, these are usually Bai Ze's snacks.

"Hehe!" Seeing these things, Jiu Zhenren's eyes brought a smile: "The big pot and spoon are good to you? Are you willing to spend time thinking about so many things for you to eat?"

On weekdays, most of the big pots and spoons are made of big pot rice, which is eaten by the disciples who are still unable to fast. Occasionally make some spiritual food for them to eat, but they seldom eat it.

Instead, he wanted to order appetizers... He has been scolded many times by the cauldron.

It is enough to say that he drinks alcohol every day, and eat spiritual food... Do you still want to transform into a baby?

But to be honest, he himself doesn't know whether he can still transform into a baby.

"This is what I asked for, snacks." Bai Ze arranged the food: "It's not bad to eat with wine and food."

These snacks of his are very flavorful, and they are made from local ingredients. They are all cooked with fresh ingredients. They have been kept in the storage bag for a long time, and now they are still steaming when they are taken out.

The world of self-cultivation is convenient. The time in the storage bag is static. Whatever is put in, it will remain the same when taken out.

His Dengying beef was still steaming when he took it out, as if it had just come out of the pan.

Master Jiu took a dry fried silver dragon fish: "Silver dragon fish? This thing is only found in a spiritual water stream in Chuhuo Peak, and he made it into a small fried fish for you?"

"That's right!" Bai Ze said, "Before this dry frying, smear it with fire rice pepper powder, it tastes hot and sweet..."

Although this kind of fish is an aquatic spirit fish, it is of the fire attribute. With the addition of fire rice and pepper powder, it replenishes the spirit energy quite quickly, and it is almost catching up with the elixir.

If the cultivator of the fire spirit root eats it, the effect will be superimposed.

It's just that Bai Ze loves to eat, and doesn't want to think about it so much. He brought it out just to drink. It's his first time drinking in this world.

Although Bai Ze in his previous life drank wine, he was not a wine lover. He drank beer the most, followed by white wine. Of course, he also went to western restaurants and drank red wine.

But the wine in the realm of comprehension has never been drunk.

"Try it, isn't it delicious?" Seeing that he ate one, Bai Ze pointed out other appetizers to him: "When you drink in the future, you must have some appetizers. Only when you eat and drink can you enjoy it."

"I heard that you are already in the Nascent Soul stage, why are you still thinking about eating and drinking?" The wine master was overjoyed: "Come, try the sherbet I brewed by myself."

"Okay!" Bai Ze eagerly took out the set of drinking utensils given to him by Immortal Jiu, took a small and exquisite wine cup inside, and took a cup of wine.

"This sherbet is made by collecting the dew from the wine fruit and putting it in a jade wine jar for three years. It has a light taste and a pure taste. It is more suitable for people like you." I was drunk, but my heart was as bright as a mirror.

It was Bai Ze's first time drinking, he couldn't give him too strong wine, he could only start with the lightest fruit wine.

Sherbet is very suitable, the wine is light, fruity, and the aftertaste is sweet.

Bai Ze took a sip: "Oh...it's a bit like red wine."

"Red wine?" Immortal Jiu became interested when he heard the new wine name: "Red wine?"

"Yes!" Bai Ze poured himself another glass to drink: "Red wine is a kind of wine made from grapes, not necessarily red wine. The composition of red wine is quite simple, and it is a fruit wine brewed through natural fermentation , grape juice contains the most, and there are many ways to classify wine. In terms of finished color, it can be divided into three categories: red wine, white wine and pink wine..."

The most important thing is that red wine does not contain koji, which is different from the wine in the cultivation world.

"Without the koji?" Sure enough, the real Jiu's eyes widened: "How do you make it without the koji?"

"Of course it's brewed like that? And it can't be closed with jade barrels, it needs oak barrels." Bai Ze told the wine master what he could understand about red wine.

The two of them talked about the red wine while drinking...then Bai Ze got drunk!

"Deep feelings, one mouthful!" Bai Ze held up a small wine glass, a little drunk.

"Okay, I'll be bored!" Jiu Daoist never gets drunk after a thousand cups, but he is happy to see Bai Ze drunk: "You little guy, at first everyone looked at it as a rarity, because there is no such a small child as you! Who knew you Give us a lot of pressure, even a 15-year-old Nascent Soul..."

"Really?" Bai Ze said sharply, "Let me tell you, I have a secret!"

"Oh?" Master Jiu couldn't believe it: "Then tell me, what is your secret?"

Bai Ze was only weaned when he came here, and the ligatures were taught by Qian Suanzi, so what's the secret?Do you eat?

"My secret is that I know it from birth...uh...hehehe..." Bai Ze's eyes drifted a little, and he thought of his past life and this life.

"Well, just brag about it!" Daoist Jiu couldn't believe it even more. If he really knew it from birth, why didn't he even know the words?

Back then, Qian Suanzi had specially sent someone down the mountain to buy some books that mortals use to enlighten children to teach Bai Ze. How many years has anyone taken on such an easy task?

"I'm not bragging...this wine is really delicious..." Bai Ze drank another glass as he said.

"Drink more if it tastes good, I don't know how much time is left." The Master Jiu also drank a cup: "I have a special skill, I want to ask someone to teach me, but I can't find anyone."

I can only explore by myself, but the wine cultivation in the entire comprehension world is limited.

"What's the matter?" Bai Ze patted his chest, blushing with baby fat face, "I'll show you..."

"You really drank too much." Master Jiu smiled wryly: "No matter how genius you are, you are only 15 years old, and you still practice a different skill with me... Sigh, in the whole sect, I am the only one who is a wine cultivator, so many people doubt it. Is one of the wines I cultivated really useful?"

Jiuxiu, what he cultivates is a kind of liquid, and Jiurenren can be regarded as a different kind of exercise.

"Hehe... what's the point? It's a trivial matter!" Bai Ze finished the wine in the wine cup, and picked up a small wine jar next to the real Jiu.

Don't look at this wine jar as small, in fact there is another universe inside, which can hold a thousand catties of wine.

On a whim, Bai Ze slapped the seal open and took a big gulp, his face immediately turned red.

"Hahaha..." Daoist Jiu smiled generously: "It's not bad, the little guy has a bit of courage!"

Even if he can't go far on the road of cultivation, he still likes to see such a promising junior. He is very satisfied to be able to practice Taoism in Qianji faction in this life, so while he still has time, he plans to make wine like crazy, at least in the future. After he passed away, he could leave some legacy to the sect.

"Hehehe...Look, I'll sing you a song..." Bai Ze's habit is to sing while drinking. When they used to go out to parties, they would eat, drink, and KTV all in one.

So he was carrying the wine jar, inspired, and took out the rattle given to him by the wife of the head from his storage bag. Now that he doesn't have any musical instruments, he uses the rattle to beat the drums: "I'm crazy!" Falling down again, like a wave, there are thousands of grievances, just laugh it off! I go down, I go up, wobble and refuse to pour... I know the universe best in wine!"

This song is called "Drunken Master", sung by Big Brother Long, and it was popular all over the country... Especially after drinking too much, it feels very special to sing.

In the past, whoever drank too much would sing this song, which fits the atmosphere, mood and feeling of being slightly drunk.

Holding the wine jar in one hand, dangling the rattle drum in the other, swaying like garlic under his feet, but this song sang to the heart of Daoist Jiu, especially the line "A Drunken Immortal Hero". It's Dengxian Avenue.

Immortal Jiu grabbed the rattle and shook it for Bai Ze!

And Bai Ze was still singing, without the rattle, he just punched and punched drunk.

When he was watching the movie back then, he liked Brother Long's skills very much.

The movie "Drunken Master" can be regarded as the pinnacle of Brother Long.On the screen that year, Brother Long's skill became the biggest attraction.

Bai Ze still remembers the movements of the drunken fist very clearly, and with his skill, he is quite good at fighting now.

The real wine's eyes are straight!

Several of his apprentices, some of whom were good at musical instruments, also took out their instruments to play along, and Bai Ze got drunk and punched even more vigorously.

"Don't laugh, it's hard to find because of infatuation! Don't be afraid of being drunk, the sky is as wide as the sea..." Bai Ze not only punched drunk, but also took a sip of the drink, releasing the word "drunk" very clearly, and still Kong Qi punched Jiu Daoist: "Seven horses, you two are good friends, the five chiefs... definitely hit!"

After drinking, the whole Tu Su Peak became lively, but despite the excitement, Master Jiu entered a very mysterious state. It is said that he drank too much, but his altar was completely clear.

But without saying much, his drunken eyes were hazy, as if his whole body was surrounded by the smell of alcohol.

Bai Ze drank a lot and sang happily, but gradually, some of the disciples on Tu Su Peak became samadhi.

And when Bai Ze was drinking very refreshingly, he felt himself flying up flickeringly... and then "baji" fell to the ground all of a sudden.

"Damn it!" Bai Ze became angry all of a sudden: "What's the matter? Throw it away after use, right? Destroy the bridge when you cross the river?"

He found himself on a small lawn under Tu Su Feng, and Tu Su Feng's entire restriction was opened.

Bai Ze, who was a little drunk, stood up staggeringly, pointed at Tu Sufeng with one hand on his hips, and cursed at Tu Sufeng: "Get out of me, you surnamed Jiu! I can't beat you, right? Wait, sooner or later, I will take revenge..."

"Whose father are you?" A familiar voice sounded from behind him.

Bai Ze turned his head in bewilderment, looked at the person who came, and his mouth immediately shrunk: "Senior brother, your junior brother has been bullied! Master Jiu, an ungrateful bastard, throws away after using it, and demolishes the bridge when he crosses the river. I just drank with him and talked happy , who was still singing and dancing, turned my face and threw me out, and opened the ban to prevent me from going up the mountain, I..."

Hong Chen became angry when he saw it: "Have you been drinking?"

"Drink it!" Bai Ze said confidently with a blushing face, "I've already discussed red wine with Master Jiu, and he treats me like this? Friends with wine and meat are really unreliable, but fortunately I gave him my snacks... ..."

Hong Chen didn't talk nonsense with him, and waved. Wang Ya and Liu Ying came over. The couple carried something like a sliding pole. Put it on the seat: "Hold it steady, send it to the madam to take care of, this little guy... Hey..."

Wang Yaren smiled and said: "Don't worry, it will be delivered safely, but... I didn't expect, where did Xiaozu go, where did he break through?"

Liu Ying was also very happy, but she didn't dare to make a sound, and comforted the drunk Bai Ze not to struggle. The Sect Master's Trapping Immortal Hand is a super-high trapping technique, and now it is used to control him, which is more relaxed and enjoyable.

Bai Ze looked at Hong Chen aggrievedly: "Brother, you don't love me anymore."

"I love your sister-in-law, I don't love you, thank you." It was the first time Hong Chen saw his younger brother drink too much, and he also thought of teasing him: "You go to your sister-in-law's place and sleep well, it will be fine gone."

"I'm going to complain to my sister-in-law..." Bai Ze squirmed his body and let himself lie on it comfortably: "Get up...drive!"

This is where my thoughts jumped to a strange place again.

After taking Bai Ze away with Wang Ya and his wife, Hong Chen sealed off the entire Tu Su Peak, because the people in Tu Su Peak were immersed in a wonderful atmosphere, which was of great benefit to practice, so he personally guarded the door , to stand guard for them.

On Tu Su Peak, any disciple who wakes up will leave silently when he sees the situation in front of him. Together with the head, protect the law for others.

People came down one after another, and the situation on the top was getting better and better. Several disciples had built their foundations, and there was not much movement, and no one was disturbed.

In three days, only Daoist Jiu was still on the peak.

Everyone else got down.

There are four disciples who jumped from the late stage of Jindan to Jindan Dzogchen, and they are only over 200 years old, so it is entirely possible to become Nascent Soul monks.

Tears of joy rolled down their faces.

And Bai Ze, who brought them such great benefits, was sent back to Qianji Peak by Wang Ya and his wife.

When he arrived, he had already fallen asleep, because the sliding pole made of jasper spirit bamboo was very comfortable to shake, and he spread it on top, like soft noodles.

Wrapped in a smoke-colored soft shawl by the head wife, she didn't wake up when she put it down.

Liu Ying quickly explained the situation: "Ma'am, the head said, please take care of me, our husband and wife have something to do, so we will stay soon."

"It's okay, you go ahead." After Wang Ya and his wife were sent away, the wife in charge hurriedly directed the staff: "Go and spread the brocade, and bring him the pillow that Ozawa is used to hugging..."

Bai Ze is in Qianji Peak, there is a small courtyard alone, one side is a cliff, the breeze is gentle above, and the sea of ​​clouds is churning below.

There is also a thousand-year-old pine, tall and straight, which grows in the yard, a two-story building, which is very elegantly tidied up by the head wife.

Bai Ze was lying on the big bed on the second floor, sound asleep, not knowing what night it was.

Originally, the head's wife thought that he would wake up in three days, but who knew that he woke up the next morning, and before he opened his eyes, he began to yell and be hungry.

"You're hungry just after waking up?" The head wife didn't know what she was doing in the living room on the first floor, she came up when she heard the noise, and when she saw Bai Ze shouting hungry with her eyes closed, she was immediately happy: "Get up, get ready The meal is ready, and no food is allowed on the bed."

The wife of the head is supporting Bai Ze like a son, and she has been stipulated since she was a child that there must be etiquette and rules.

For example, no cursing or swearing.

For example, it is not allowed to eat, drink and scatter on the bed...

"I'm going to pee..." Bai Ze got up, hugged his belly, and ran to the bathroom with his thighs in the posture of a duckling.

Monks generally seldom excrete waste. However, Bai Ze drank a lot of wine. Although the spiritual energy was absorbed by him, there were still some residual impurities that needed to be excreted.

"Hurry up and wash your hands and eat." The head wife went downstairs and set a small dining table for him in the living room.

"I need to take a shower!" Bai Ze sniffed himself. Although he drank spirit wine and excreted waste and impurities, he had drunk alcohol after all. The whole body is spotless... The clothes are all scented with flowers, which is useless!

Psychologically, this level cannot be passed.

After drinking, Bai Ze would definitely take a shower, take a shower, and change into a set of clean clothes.

So, he did just that.

Cleaned up neatly, refreshed, and want to eat more.

But I didn’t forget to complain to my sister-in-law when I was eating: "What do you mean by real wine? You don’t want to see me? Why throw me out?"

He still remembered that he was thrown out, so he lost face.

"He has made a breakthrough. What did you tell him?" The head wife asked curiously as she peeled off the shell of a spirit round crab and left the crab meat: "Jiu Daoist is eight hundred and six years old. If he doesn't break through again, he will have a lifespan of at most 300 years."

That's why Jiu Zhenren was a little indifferent, he saw through it, and only wanted to leave something more for the Qianji faction.

"Is he that old?" Bai Ze's eyes widened, "I can't tell."

The Immortal Jiu gave him the feeling, a bit like Lu Dongbin, handsome, suave, and loves wine like his life.

"He is just open-minded. He also went out to travel a few years ago, but he came back not long ago. What did you tell him? He actually got into meditation on the spot. If he can break through...it will be amazing!" The wife in charge is more curious about this. At the beginning, the younger brother didn't know what he said to the master and husband, so the master went into retreat, and the husband also said that after the master left the retreat, he would go into retreat too.

"Didn't I say anything to him?" Bai Ze finished a bowl of soup: "I just drank some wine with him and sang KTV for a while..."

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