Bai Ze

This honesty made Bai Ze very depressed.

In the evening, I took him to the Crane Tower, and originally asked him to order food, but Bai Ze got angry, so they ate fungus and mushroom-based dishes for dinner, as well as a kind of stir-fried spirit toon sprouts similar to Chinese toon sprouts. Eggs, anyway, are either tree buds or things that grow on trees. Birch Lin grinned as he watched, "Do you all eat these?"

"We eat everything. We are so hungry that we can swallow bark and grass roots." Bai Ze said viciously, "If there is any fairy grass and elixir, spiritual plant and spiritual wood..."

I didn't say the rest, but Birch Forest was already like a quail: "Then I must hide well, learn how to survive, and then leave."

Bai Ze nodded in satisfaction: "It's good that you know."

Such a small piece of wood, just want to walk around the whole world of comprehension alone?Dreaming, don't wander around at that time, people will sell it, he finally got a good piece of wood, if you don't stay in the sect, you can stay at home, choose one of these two places, pick whatever you want.

Bai Hualin shrunk his neck, but he ate no less than Bai Ze and the others. Yuntian ate everything well, but when Bai Ze chewed the dishes, he looked at Bai Hualin.

Birch Forest just eats stuffedly, and when he has time, he will say: "This is day lily, which grows on the roots of trees. It needs to be protected from light, otherwise it will wilt when exposed to the sun... This is the root of air buds. It needs to grow. Under the tree roots, the ground must be exposed, this thing is good, the air bud root stores the most spiritual energy..., this is..."

He does know that the ingredients are all picked from trees, he looks familiar.

"Since you know all about it, why do you still eat it so deliciously? Don't you feel like eating the same kind?" Bai Ze asked him in a low voice, "You don't have to eat it if you don't want to."

Bai Ze's heart is soft, he thinks it's fine to torment Bai Hualin, but it would be inhumane to force him to eat his own kind.

"No, this is equivalent to the vegetables we grow, or a haircut, fingernails, etc. It doesn't feel like eating the same kind of food, at most it's just eating the vegetables we grow." After Bai Hualin finished speaking, he went to Stir-fried day lilies with chopsticks.

It is not easy to eat such fresh day lilies at this time.

Bai Ze made him feel a little queasy: "Can't you be more reserved?"

"What is reserved?" Bai Hualin asked him, "I don't quite understand."

Yun Tian silently picked up a chopstick of fried meat slices with tree melon for Bai Ze, and heard that this tree melon reduces the fire.

He thought, Bai Ze must be very angry.

After eating this meal, Bai Ze choked a little.

In the next few days, the three of them entered and exited together like Siamese twins, and Bai Ze painstakingly taught Bai Hualin some common sense of basic life.

From clothing, food to housing and transportation, almost everything is covered.

Bai Ze taught during the day, and Yun Tian also taught at night. Bai Hualin was taught all kinds of methods of ghosts and ghosts. He was afraid that he would be plotted by others. Seeing Bai Ze's dedication, Yun Tian couldn't just watch and show nothing.

As a result, Bai Ze also became a student, studying with Bai Hualin.

"As expected of the surname Bai, look at the choices you two have made. If I were to be a bad person, you two will be sold now, and you have to help me count the spirit stones!" , Strict teacher who scolded the exporter.

Bai Ze and Bai Hualin slumped their heads and obeyed obediently.

It was not until half a month later, when the weather turned cold and the fragrant golden osmanthus withered, that they officially set off.

After leaving Beishang City, they went east to Dongshang City.

This time Bai Ze said: "Yun Tian and I pretend to be your followers, and you arrange our basic necessities."

This is the final exam.

Bai Hualin looked at Yun Tian and Bai Ze: "Why do you two look like a follower? I am like your old mother."

Yun Tian coughed lightly: "Don't speak glibly."

"The two of you don't look like followers, forget it, we have a good relationship on the same level, this time it is my treat, and I will pay the Lingshi." Bai Hualin spread his hands: "OK?"

"I'll give you a chance." Bai Ze laughed, "Let's go, go to the city, go to the city!"

Dongshang City is also similar to Beishang City. The two cities are basically the same, but the names are different.

Not to mention, with Bai Hualin's appearance, it's quite bluffing to stand up, anyway, he took Bai Ze and Yun Tian with him, had dinner, and went to live in Shenxianju.

Looking at the birch forest in the front where he asked the waiter in Shenxianju for spirit tea and fruit, he also knew that after stuffing the waiter with two spirit stones, he ordered the waiter to order some good ones. If you say that Bai Hualin like this is not a sophisticated human being Monks, no one believed it.

"Is he a graduate?" Bai Ze asked Yun Tian in a low voice: "Looking at him, he doesn't look like the fool he used to be."

"Slowly, I learned how to be a human being, and I have more things to learn in the future, but he looks good like this, you taught well." Yun Tian now generously put some compliments on Bai Ze, by the way , improve the status of Bai Hualin, strive to let Bai Hualin live an independent life as soon as possible, and go to the world of self-cultivation alone.

It's obvious that the world of two is going well, but suddenly it becomes a threesome, who can bear it?

Although he can go to bed and lie together now, there are still two quilts. He works tirelessly to roll up the quilt every day, but can't he do it all the time?

It's been several days since Bai Ze wondered if he had some new sleeping problem, such as sleepwalking or kicking, otherwise why would he keep rolling the quilt to the bottom of his feet?

Didn't he dream of climbing the ladder?

"That is, such a person, I don't teach him well, what if he fails in his studies!" Bai Ze patted the cat bag: "When Jiu'er grows up, I will teach him like this."

Yun Tian's smile was awkward for a moment.

It's not over yet!

However, the three of them lived here for another half a month, and Bai Ze and Yun Tian saw Bai Hualin as completely like a human monk, so they parted ways in Dongshang City.

Yuntian gave Bai Hualin a map to Baijiazhuang, and he didn't know when he prepared it, and Bai Ze gave him two self-defense items, of course, they were things pretending to be human monks: "If it is not a last resort, thousands of Don't say you are a demon cultivator, that is to say, you have to say that you are a willow tree, a poplar tree or something, let alone a fairy tree, otherwise, Yun Tian and I will not even be able to collect your corpse , the bone scum has to be eaten!"

"I know, I understand." After more than a month of various trainings, Bai Hualin has become a human being: "Thank you for taking care of me, I will cherish this memory."

"Why, if you don't take care of you, you will forget about us?" Bai Ze pouted: "Things without conscience."

"No, I am over 200 million years old. It will take more than 100 million years to remember. How many things do I have to remember? Generally, I forget the memories that are not important, lest I remember too much and grow burls." Bai Hua Lin Dao: "What I can remember are the things that are very important to me."

"So it's an honor for the two of us to be like this?" Bai Ze laughed angrily at him: "An honor to be remembered by you?"

"That's right!" Bai Hualin curled her lips, and this action was also learned from Bai Ze: "I'm leaving, we will meet later."

"I think I regret it!" Yun Tian muttered.

Bai Hualin was gone, leaving Bai Ze and Yun Tian to continue walking east.

"He should be fine on the way, right?" Bai Ze was still a little worried about Bai Hualin.

He looks like a shrewd person, but he is actually a stupid person.

"It's okay, he's smart." Yun Tian managed to let Bai Hualin become independent, how could he let Bai Ze find him back?

"I think so, let's go, let's go east, we went to the East China Sea a year ago, and during the Chinese New Year, we eat seafood!" Bai Ze had a big heart.

"I think you should not leave in a hurry, find a place, and contact your family." Yun Tian reminded him: "Also report to the people in the sect that they are safe."

In order to reduce trouble, the two of them did not dare to contact the Zongmen or their family casually for fear that they would be in a hurry.

In fact, sometimes, in the cultivation world, no news is the best news.

"That's right, I have to say something anyway, lest they think I've become an unlucky guy like my cousin!" Bai Ze gritted his teeth: "Come on, we'll send a letter at night."

They went all the way to the east, and at night they found a stone cave on a cliff. This place is very special. The mountains are full of stones, and there are only a few trees and weeds on the mountain. There are rivers, streams, Most of the water flows like mountain streams, but there is no green color on the mountains.

But wherever there are trees, the trees can grow tall and straight. The reason is that the trees grow alone, not forming a forest, and there is no existence around them to compete with them for nutrition, so each one grows tall and tall.

And now it is late autumn, and it will be early winter soon, and the vegetation here is almost withered.

After they settled in the stone cave, Bai Zetu saved the trouble and stewed a big casserole with big meat bones, shredded cabbage, shredded dried tofu and other side dishes in it.

Anyway, the longer it is stewed, the better it tastes.

While Bai Ze was busy with dinner, Yun Tian had already contacted the Zongmen. He didn't know what he had said to the Zongmen. Anyway, the jade slip sent the message very quickly. home.

The first is to report safety. Both places have sent news of safety reports, proving that they are still alive.

Then Bai Ze was almost buried by Yu Jian who came back!

The first one naturally depends on the master. Master Qian Suanzi cried in the jade slips!

The crying Bai Ze was a little teary, but the moment his master opened his mouth, he said: You stinky child, just run out if you run out?What poker cards are left behind, Douxie Dao (Doudizhu's version of the comprehension world), your master and I played Douxie Dao with your uncle, and lost a lot of things to him, all of which are treasures you gave me!

Now it has become the trophy of your uncle, Master Changchun.

Only then did Bai Ze realize how bad his master had been!

Playing Douxie Dao, I lost several precious elixir to Immortal Changchun; playing mahjong, I lost to Immortal Jiu several jars of good wine he entrusted to my father; The most irritating thing is Jian Renren, playing Pai Gow with him, he just got the two swords, and he lost to him... When his apprentice was killing all directions, he My master is almost a loser in the sect!

The little apprentice entrusted his family to bring back something for him, and he lost everything, not to mention, even other people said that he had bad luck in gambling, and many people came to take advantage of him and played two cards with him , you can win a good thing.

Then the good things here flowed out like water.

Even the suzerain's wife had the courage to play two games of guessing with him, and won a pair of jade pendants given to him by the young apprentice.

Then he and the suzerain hung a stinky show off around their waists.

Little apprentice, your master and I were bullied so miserably, all the good things you honored your master were taken away... Uh, although your master and I exported it, I didn't mean it!

Bai Ze's tears were still hanging on his eyelashes. Hearing his master's words, the tears miraculously evaporated.

He returned a message to Master with a blank face: It's okay, your apprentice is lucky, you won a lot of good things, and you have a lot of treasures. Go back and pick a few good ones to honor Master and you old man.

In addition, when I return to the sect as a little apprentice, I will avenge your old man and play cards. I haven't lost to anyone yet!

Then the news of Qian Suanzi came back: When did you learn to gamble?If there are good ones, don’t learn them. What should you do if you become addicted to gambling?

Bai Ze hurriedly replied, and told his master in a slightly embarrassing manner: Your little apprentice, I killed all directions, and even the big shopkeeper of the casino came forward to win the opponent, but I still retreated completely. By the way, let me tell you, your little boy My apprentice, I am now in the integration period, the initial stage!

Then he waited for a long time, but he couldn't wait for his master's reply.

Then he picked up his father's jade slips, his father always reported good news but not bad ones, saying that everything is fine at home, but many people are in retreat and haven't come out yet, especially the second cousin.

He practiced very earnestly and assiduously, probably because he was stimulated by his little nephew, even the wedding did not delay his cultivation.

Mother's jade slip was much more verbose, she was going to retreat, after contacting him this time, it was time to leave the retreat next time.

Bai Ze told his parents about his recent situation, but he didn't talk about his cultivation. He told his master that it's okay, because although his master is a little old, why hasn't he seen a big wind and a big wave?

Tell the master, the master can still stand it, tell the family, the family will probably think of some heresy method he used to make his cultivation so high in an instant... In other words, if it wasn't for his personal experience, Bai Ze himself would not Believe it, a 21-year-old early-stage monk.

The jade slip written by Senior Brother Suzerain is much more formal. He said some things, and said that those people are now running around like headless flies. There are all of them, and the cause of these incidents in the first place, Bai Ze and Yun Tian, ​​​​has long been forgotten by no one.

Some rumors about the two of them became sour as they spread.

It can be regarded as the luck of the two of them. Some people wanted to be famous, so they took their place, thinking of becoming famous in the whole cultivation world. A few people did succeed, but then they encountered an unimaginable disaster.

Anyway, in a lifetime of chaos, people like Bai Ze and Yun Tian who have not shown their faces for a long time have been forgotten.

When Bai Ze heard the good news, he was immediately happy. He congratulated each other with the elder brother, and promised to go back to the sect and give the elder brother some "Treasures of Zhenzong".

The suzerain's wife is in retreat, so I can't get in touch this time.

In addition, the elders in the master's school all talked to Bai Ze, and Jian Zhenren also told him that his second and third brothers are currently in retreat.

It's inconvenient to disturb, so don't send letters to them.

The same is true for people at home, there are many retreats, but there are only a few who can stay at home without retreats.

There are few people in the first place, but the more people retreat, the fewer people there will be.

After contacting for almost half the night, Bai Ze told his family and Zongmen that he was going to the East China Sea to see the Crystal Palace.

Everyone else said they wished him all the best and a smooth journey.

Only his master, Qian Suanzi, came back after a long time and said: Go to the East China Sea to see, if there is a Crystal Palace, just bring back a dragon bed for your master and I will do.

Bai Ze's reply was: If there is a spare, I will definitely bring one back for you.

What is a dragon bed?

Bai Ze thought it was the bed where Lord Dragon slept.

"No, the dragon bed is a treasure of heaven and earth, known as a tenth-level elixir." Yun Tian smiled: "It is said that it is the place where dragon eggs hatch, so it is called the dragon bed. It is said that the shape of the dragon bed is like a sea-blue flower. The cloud is very precious, if it is transformed into a human form, it will usually look like a woman in her thirties and 40s with big breasts and wide buttocks, known as the nurse of the dragon."

"Is there such a miraculous thing?" Bai Ze's eyes lit up three points: "Could it be that my master wants to find me a teacher's wife?"

"Looking for a teacher's wife?" Yun Tian was dumbfounded: "How do you understand your master's words?"

I heard that Bai Ze's master is an old bachelor, but didn't I hear Bai Ze say what kind of female monks his master likes?

"Then why does he want to find a dragon bed and ask me to take it back?" Bai Ze analyzed logically: "My master is not young anymore, and the one who grows is also a jade tree facing the wind, and he is suave. How much fun would it be if you could find me a teacher's wife, a junior junior brother, a junior junior sister or something like that?"

In the Bai family, he is the youngest child.

In Zongmen, he is the youngest disciple.

Seniority is useless, so what if he becomes a young ancestor?

Among the disciples who entered the door later, which one was not older than him?

It would be great if there is a junior brother, he is not the youngest one.

"I think your master wants to cultivate the soul?" Yuntian guessed: "You don't know, the biggest feature of the dragon bed is to store the soul, but it is a rare treasure. There is such a treasure as the dragon bed in the cultivation world. There are not many places. Our Yuntian Xianzong also has a dragon bed. Only a few elders who want to break through will meditate on it before breaking through. Usually, a teacher in the sect meditates on the nephew. During the trip, the soul was injured, and almost lost its wits at that time, and it was only after being raised on the dragon bed for thousands of years that it came back."

"Wow!" Bai Ze became even more curious: "Is the dragon bed huge?"

"It's not big, it's about the same size as your bed." Yun Tian thought for a while: "If there is a chance to go back to Yuntian Xianzong, I will take you to have a look."