Bai Ze

"It's dyed with blue star grass." Yun Tian saw it at a glance: "That thing is a treasure. The second master usually uses it to wipe his epee, and now he is willing to take it out. Dye your son's hair."

"Dyeing hair can't harm my son like this?" Bai Ze went up and hugged Jiu'er: "Look, what does it look like?"

"Very good, very good!" Jiu'er kicked all four paws together: "I'm furry!"

"Mauser? Do you think you are a light machine gun?" Bai Ze held Jiu'er in his arms, and rolled a few: "Fortunately, it doesn't fade."

After hearing this, Yun Tian couldn't laugh or cry: "How could it lose color?"

Xiao Shan Sword God then came out: "Come on, Jiu'er, take a bath."

A majestic sword god, holding a large basin, not to mention the clear fairy liquid, there are also a small white flower petals floating on it, and two little yellow ducks that are familiar to Bai Ze.

This is the toy I prepared for Jiu'er when he took a bath.

Jiu'er broke free from his embrace, went to grandpa's place, and coquettishly said, "I want to play with mice."

"You can't play with mice. Mice are not as fun as ducklings." Xiaoshan Sword God happily bathed his grandson: "This body is dyed, so I can only play with it for a while. Next time, tell grandpa what color you want to play with. Grandpa will find it for you." material to go."

Bai Ze rubbed his forehead: "It's over! Here comes another person who is used to it."

"He's not a human being." Yun Tian reminded him, "He's a god."

"Well, I can see it." Bai Ze's eyes widened. Over there, Xiaoshan Sword God meticulously bathed Jiu'er, and the blue color on Jiu'er's body quickly disappeared, returning to the snowy white before. fur.

It's just that the white ones seem to be more and more transparent.

Yun Tian told him: "Jiu'er's body is getting stronger and stronger. This is a manifestation of the filling of fairy energy in his body. Look at him now, his fur is shiny, his limbs are developed, and he even has four tails. He is no longer afraid of Jiu'er. He died halfway."

"That's good, that's good." Bai Ze stepped forward, rolled up his sleeves with his arms exposed, and took out a towel. He dried Jiu'er as soon as the water came out, and then used a fairy method to make Jiu'er's whole body dry in an instant without hurting her body. The fur, the little thing is fluffy, like a large glutinous rice dumpling.

Being hugged by Xiaoshan Sword God, he looks very familiar.

After the three of them were seated, Sword God Xiaoshan said, "Xinghai and the others are in seclusion, and they won't be able to come out for a while."

"En." Yun Tian nodded.

In fact, Xiaoshan Sword God doesn't know what to say to this apprentice. The speed of this apprentice's cultivation is legendary, but looking at Bai Ze again, he feels that this world is indeed like a fish looking for a fish, a shrimp looking for a shrimp, and a turtle looking for a bastard.

Yun Tian was enough to make him astonishingly talented, and when he looked at Bai Ze, he was also ascended by ascension, and he was also the Immortal Da Luo.

It's just that one is a sword fairy and the other is a magic fairy.

"Bai Ze, do you have a sect?" There is nothing wrong with asking Yun Tian, ​​why not ask Bai Ze instead.

"Is it?" Bai Ze rubbed his nose, "I have a master who is the fairy Qianji from Qianji Immortal Island."

"Oh, Fairy Qianji!" Xiaoshan Sword God suddenly realized: "Are you her successor?"

"Yes, she's old... cough cough cough!" Originally, I wanted to say "she is an old man", but when I remembered Fairy Qianji's face that was not old at all, I immediately changed my words: "Master is very good to me, although not It’s a sect, but the orthodox inheritance cannot be false.”

"I still want you to join the Yuntian Sect, but now it seems hopeless." Xiao Shan Jianshen said, "I heard from Yuntian, do you have some insights into the way of the sword?"

"Know a thing or two!" Bai Ze scratched his head: "But you have become a god, do you want to continue practicing?"

"Become a god, you have the realm of becoming a god. You are still young, so I won't tell you these things now." Xiaoshan Sword God is very kind, probably because of his appearance, he is not so handsome, but has a kind of big brother next door. brother feeling.

"By the way, this is a present for you." Bai Ze hurriedly took out something and offered it: "It's made by the junior himself. It's unrefined, and it represents the whole heart of the junior."

What he offered was something he made, of course, just some gadgets.

There are elixirs, and they are the best elixirs he can refine so far.

There are fairy talismans, and the same is true.

Dim sum, fairy wine, and a whole set of fairyland version of the Swiss army knife.

Xiaoshan Jianshen didn't care about the food and drink, but he was interested in the combined Swiss Army Knife.

"What is this?" Xiaoshan Sword God lowered his head and studied this small thing: "It doesn't look like a weapon."

"This is a Swiss Army Knife." Bai Ze didn't dare to change his name.

"Switzerland? A man of auspiciousness?" Xiaoshan Sword God understood it this way: "The knife used for the way of the king?"

The king he said is the king of a gentleman.

Bai Ze spread his hands: "It's sort of."

The Swiss Army Knife, also commonly known as the Swiss Knife, is a folding knife that contains many tools of the Swiss Army Knife on one knife body. It is named after the Swiss Army equips soldiers with such tool knives.

The basic tools in the Swiss Army Knife are often: ballpoint pens, toothpicks, scissors, flat knives, can openers, screwdrivers, tweezers, etc.

To use these tools, just pull it out from the fold of the blade and it's ready to go.

And the one designed by Bai Ze is very comprehensive, and because it is for the sword god, it is estimated that he can't use ordinary ballpoint pens, toothpicks, etc., so all kinds of small utility knives are used in the design. , The main knife is a fruit knife-sized knife, small knife, scissors, bottle opener, wood saw, small screwdriver, cork drill, small tweezers and other tools.

And on some tools, a variety of functions are also designed. For example, on the bottle opener, it has three functions: bottle opening, flat screwdriver, and wire stripping groove.

And tools such as wood saws and scissors are added to the knife, for example, a bottle cap driver is added to a large screwdriver, and a small screwdriver is added to a can opener.

Then, a nail file was added to the knife, a metal saw with a metal file, a descaler with hook spit and ruler, a Phillips screwdriver, a key ring, and a magnifying glass.

According to the design, this small and exquisite thing has more than 100 combined functions, which is very powerful!

After Bai Ze's introduction, Xiaoshan Sword God was overjoyed: "Good thing, good thing!"

Even Yun Tian looked a little greedy: "I want one too."

"I prepared it for you a long time ago." Bai Ze gave Yun Tian one: "I forgot to give it to you."

In fact, I already knew that he would ask for it, but I didn't give it to him, and waited for him to ask for it.

After receiving the item, Yun Tiancai was a little happier, played with it for a while, and hung it on his waist in a grandiose manner: "It's very beautiful."

This kind of show of affection is no one else.

Jiu'er pawed for a while, and found that he was not interested, so he didn't want it. Instead, he lay there, wagging his little tail, very comfortable, and closed his eyes to go to sleep.

A family of four, three generations of grandparents and grandchildren, the atmosphere is very good, but someone came to disturb.

"Master!" A fairy flew in from outside. This fairy has a white oval face, big watery eyes, and a small cherry mouth. A peony skirt with folded branches is wrapped in a tulle makeup satin with embroidered borders.

Long hair like a waterfall, with a coquettish and chic bun facing the clouds, with a silver phoenix inlaid with beads embedded in the lightly curled temples, a sky blue jade bracelet on her creamy skin, and a It is a green double-ring four-in-one ruyi net sash woven with very shiny materials, and a brocade sachet embroidered with Double Happiness pattern is hung on it. When it flies in, it looks like a beautiful flower, and it flies in with a whirl Yes, the crisp voice sounded very pleasant: "Someone came to see the suzerain, I heard that they came to see Master Yuntian and Master Bai Ze!"

This female fairy Bai Ze knew that she was said to be responsible for reporting the news, named Fairy Chuanyin, and there were three fairies like her, one called Fairy Chuanxin, one called Fairy Chuange, and the other Fairy Chuanchang.

They all have a good voice, and the characters are also very beautiful.

It's really beautiful.

"Looking for you?" Xiaoshan Sword God thought for a while: "Who is here? Do you know?"

"It is said that she is the plum blossom fairy from the Ten Thousand Flowers Sect." Fairy Chuanyin said, "Master, do you want us?"

"Is there anyone else coming?" Xiaoshan Sword God felt that it was impossible to just come, if only one came, Wanhua Shenzong would never dare to take the lead by himself.

"Not yet, I heard that they want to confront the two young masters." Fairy Chuanyin inquired in detail: "It is said that they think that the things in the miracle of Huawu should belong to their Ten Thousand Flowers Sect, and at least half of the family must buy it." right."

"Fart!" Xiaoshan Sword God immediately revealed his true nature: "Why should I take out the things that my apprentice and his fairy companion put in their pockets, and they are half of their family? I also said that they, the Myriad Flowers Sect, also have my Yuntian Half of Shenzong, you go ask them, can you also give me half of Yuntian Shenzong's warehouse of Wanhua Shenzong? Let's be more generous, as long as things, no people!"

"Uh...Okay, I'll go right away." Fairy Yin Chuan stuck out her tongue mischievously, turned her head and ran away.

As soon as she went out, another fairy who passed by her, the messenger fairy, came in.

The same dress, except that the messenger fairy wears a sea-blue jade bracelet on her creamy hand, and a red double-ring four-in-one ruyi net sash woven with a very shiny material around her waist. Brocade sachet.

"Master, the people from the Danding Divine Sect are here." The messenger fairy also came to report: "They want to see Master Yuntian, and of course, Master Bai Ze."

"What are the people from the Danding Divine Sect doing?" Xiaoshan Sword God frowned: "Do they have any trouble with Yuntian?"

"No, they said that their disciples saw Master Bai Ze taking away the golden crystal alchemy furnace, saying that their disciples found the treasure first, but the disciple lost an arm, and the golden crystal alchemy furnace became master Bai Ze's pocket things." The messenger fairy said: "It seems that it is said that Master Bai Ze was harmed, although he did not clearly point it out, but what he said is all insinuation."

"Grandma!" Xiaoshan Sword God opened his mouth and scolded: "Did you see that it belongs to them? Heavenly talents are rare treasures, those who are able can get them. If he is not convinced, he can take them back? They are all out now." It’s a miracle, I’ve come to your door, what are you doing daydreaming? Go and tell the suzerain, let them come to Xiaoshan to find me if they have the ability, and get out if they don’t! I, Yuntian Shenzong, not everyone can bully and plot, What's more, what kind of thing is he, the Danding Divine Sect? A sect that can't compete with our Yuntian Divine Sect dares to come to the Yuntian Divine Sect to do wild things? Doesn't he have the qualifications to take pictures of himself without urinating?"

"Yes!" The messenger fairy went out immediately.

Before Bai Ze could finish being surprised, Fairy Chuange came in: "Master."

"Who came to look for Yuntian or Bai Ze?" Xiaoshan Sword God was already full of displeasure: "This time, is he trying to play tricks, or is he trying to bully my apprentice?"

"Neither of them!" Fairy Chuange said dumbfoundedly: "Among the Western Buddhist schools, the Tathagata Buddhist sect sent people here. They said they wanted to see Master Bai Ze, said that he had a predestined relationship with Buddhism, and wanted to teach him to go to Western Buddhist schools. If you practice hard, you will definitely become a great Buddha in the future!"

"Pfft!" Bai Ze spit out the fairy tea in his mouth all of a sudden: "What?"

"Among the Western Buddhist sects, the Tathagata Buddhist Sect has sent people here. They said they want to see you, Master Bai Ze, and that you have a predestined relationship with Buddhism. They want to teach you to go to the Western Buddhist sects. If you practice hard, you will definitely become a great Buddha in the future!" Fairy Chuange learned from Bai Ze again without missing a word, a bit like a parrot learning the tongue.

In the past, normally, Bai Ze would have been amused and chatted with her, but now, Bai Ze can only be dumbfounded: "You want me to become a monk?"

"That's what it sounds like."

"No, no, no!" Bai Ze's head was shaking like a rattle, and his attitude of denial was very obvious: "I don't want to become a monk, and I have a fairy companion if I am pure-hearted."

Yun Tian was also not happy: "I just found him back, he became a monk? What kind of family? No way!"

"Are these guys crazy?" Xiaoshan Sword God was even more puzzled: "Bai Ze, what did you do to them? Let them all save people and come to the sect?"

"How would I know?" Bai Ze was still aggrieved: "I just picked a rank 36 nasturtium in the Miracle of Flower Dance."

"Pfft!" This time it was Xiaoshan Sword God's turn to spit out the fairy tea in his mouth: "What?"

"I said, I just picked a rank 36 nasturtium in the miracle of the flower dance." Bai Ze said aggrievedly: "But there is no reason for them to chase after it?"

He didn't do anything special either!

"Do you know that the 36th-grade nasturtium hasn't appeared in the fairy world for almost 30 billion years!" Xiaoshan Sword God told them both dumbfounded: "The Buddhist gate has long been opposed to the 36th-grade golden lotus in the miracle of Huawu. Salivating, and the same is true of Wanhua Shenzong. But they tried no less than three times, but they failed every time, because the 36th grade nasturtium is the most true and pure thing, not the one with pure heart and great merit. People cannot be picked, and such people are generally untainted by karma.”

"Oh, is it so powerful?" Bai Ze thought for a while: "It seems to be true. I remember that the ignorance karma burned several people, and I will die when I go down."

"Did you really pick that golden lotus?" Xiaoshan Sword God asked again for sure.

"Of course!" Bai Ze took out a golden lotus seed: "Look, this is its golden lotus seed. I give you one. If you don't eat it, keep it as a souvenir?"

"Sure enough, there is a faint fragrance." As soon as this lotus seed appeared, the whole hall was filled with a vague lotus fragrance.

"As long as you like it." It can be used as something to clean the air.

"Chuan Ge, go and tell them, don't dream, my disciple's immortal companion will not leave home." Xiao Shan Jianshen said: "How dare you to be imaginative and want to save Bai Ze? Why didn't he say that he wanted to save me? ?”

"No one of you dares to teach." Yun Tian said in a low voice, "Unless the Western Buddhism lacks a Buddha."

As far as the nature of his second master is concerned, how can he be saved?It would be strange not to be scolded and beaten out.

Fairy Chuange left, and they were no longer interested in talking about it. Just in time, Fairy Chuanchang came: "The suzerain is here to invite you."

"Go over and have a look, I guess the suzerain can't stand it anymore." Xiaoshan Sword God got up and said, "Let me go and see, who is so powerful that even the suzerain can't stand it?"

A group of people quickly went to Yuntian Temple.

Above the main hall, there are at least 3000 people, and there are even more people coming and going.

It's just that the atmosphere is not very friendly, and many people look angry.

But Sect Master Chu was better, talking softly to several people.

When Sword God Xiaoshan arrived with Yun Tian and Bai Ze, the crowd stopped buzzing, and even the immortal came over and introduced himself: "I'm Xia Xiaojie!"

"Miss?" The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched: "Is this the name your mother gave you?"

It's not good to call it "Miss", and you are like this, but you are a big and thick guy, not "Miss" at all.

He was extremely domineering and mighty.

"This is the name my mother gave me. In order to celebrate the birth of talents in this sect, they are all heroes in the fairy world." Xiaojie said very naturally: "Do you have a fairy companion? I have a daughter named Bai Jin. I wonder if you are interested in seeing it?"

"Come on, Uncle Jie, don't make trouble!" Sect Master Chu hurriedly took this Uncle Jie away: "There is only one girl in total, how many people do you plan to betroth to?"

"Of course I'm alone, but there are so many excellent people. Of course I will compare and choose the best one for your nephew and niece." What this man said was funny: "When the time comes, please drink Wedding wine!"