Became a male protagonist and cannon fodder
Chapter 17
After He Chong left, the two confronted Nie Huan who was waiting to be slaughtered in the bathroom.
Yang Yang said, "Go and wash."
"Why! Didn't you know Nie Huan better before?!"
"You are subject and will not react to him."
"Your uncle, why are you thinking so wretchedly! Don't say that Xiao Xiaochun's body is just like that of an adolescent boy. Seeing the shadows of trees overlapped together, he is ready to move!"
Yang Yang held back his smile, "Okay, okay, if Nie Huan knew that you took care of him, he would definitely be grateful, maybe this local tyrant would be happy..." Seeing Qiao Xiaochun quickly close the bathroom door, Yang Yang's next words were naturally blown away scattered in the wind. "I'll tell you thank you..."
Take Care VS Touching Porcelain
Qiao Xiaochun entered the bathroom impulsively, closed the door and started to have trouble.Damn it, although he is a gentleman, if Nie Huan wakes up halfway, how should such a thing be explained?To be honest, this wretched person definitely doesn’t believe it, but if it’s an excuse, what should I say... Qiao Xiaochun was hesitating when he heard a knock on the door, "Xiaochun, hurry up, or Nie Huan’s condition will get worse."
Qiao Xiaochun suddenly had an idea, yes, Nie Huan was kidnapped by a mysterious organization and he came to rescue him!
Hearing the sound of splashing water coming from inside, Yang Yang was slightly relieved.Although Qiao Xiaochun has a sharp mouth and a tofu heart, he always spares no effort to help others, but it is a pity that every time he can touch others, it is not helpful.He Chong always complained to himself before, "Xiaochun is so stupid, how can he work for so long without being resigned."
Yang Yang hadn't finished this scene in his mind, when he heard the door slam, Qiao Xiaochun said to himself excitedly with his wet body, "Yang Fangfang, hurry up and take Sister Huan out."
An extremely bad premonition suddenly flashed in Yang Yang's heart, he poked his head to see, sure enough.
Nie Huan was like a corpse being pushed into the morgue, covered from head to ankle, leaving only a pair of feet outside.The corner of his mouth twitched, and he squatted down. Just as he was about to pull him up, Nie Huan felt a hand in the towel move, grabbing his trousers.Yang Yang's complexion became a bit disfigured, "Nie Huan?"
Qiao Xiaochun, who was standing at the door, laughed and laughed, "Hahaha, the elite comrades are actually scared by this."
Yang Yang glanced at him, you wrapped him up like a mummy, who would not be scared by his sudden movement. "Help me carry it together."
Qiao Xiaochun came over reluctantly, grabbed Nie Huan's ankles, a feeling of nausea welled up in his heart, pretending to be frightened, "Oh my God, look at sister Huan's feet, it's a ghost... ..." There was only a strange sound, and Nie Huan's upper body fell to the ground.
Qiao Xiaochun raised his eyes and looked narrowly at Yang Yang who was empty-handed, but his face didn't change, "I'm sorry, my hands are slippery."
Qiao Xiaochun held back his smile, and finally found Yang Fangfang's weakness, that he was afraid of ghosts.
After He Chong came back from buying the medicine, he threw the medicine to Yang Yang regardless of his drenching, "Look what you need to drink, Huan'er's bed, why is it so weirdly wet?"
Qiao Xiaochun glanced at it, and tried to speak in a normal tone, "Ah, sister Huan has been wetting the bed since she went to college." Seeing He Chong's doubtful expression, Qiao Xiaochun tried his best to put on a sincere face. Let's wipe Nie Huan's body, this topic is obviously courting death when it is brought up now.
Yang Yang picked out the medicine and handed it to He Chong, "We still have something to do, I'm afraid we can't go to the party tonight."
He Chong nodded hastily, "I'll treat you to a good meal another day, you go out quickly, I will call you if there is anything to do."
Before closing the door, Qiao Xiaochun still looked at the two worriedly, "I always think sister Huan will be killed, what should I do."
But Yang Yang held him back and left without saying a word. The two people are so affectionate that they almost blinded his eyes.Qiao Xiaochun heard him sneeze suddenly and asked, "Do you want to take a shower too?"
So the next moment Qiao Xiaochun sat in "Xiao Xiaochun" and Bai Ning's dormitory, waiting for him to come out of the shower.
Damn it, the direction of this story is a bit wrong, why do I suddenly feel that I am here to do something inappropriate for children... Seeing Yang Yang coming out of the bathroom wearing a towel, Qiao Xiaochun felt even more wrong.
When he was in college, he basically didn't exercise, so he was like a white chicken, and he was worthy of being called a soft and cute boy, but now "Xiao Xiaochun (Yang Yang)" has beautiful muscles, like a leopard ready to go Usually, the water traces flow into the bath towel wrapped around the lower body along the muscle texture, it's so tempting!
Qiao Xiaochun swallowed, and the next moment he realized that he was really thrown down by the leopard.
"You look at me like this, it's just seductive."
"You are slandering." Before Qiao Xiaochun finished speaking, his throat was completely blocked, his flexible tongue swept across his gums, palate, and finally entangled his tongue. Qiao Xiaochun felt that it was getting more and more difficult to breathe, thinking Pushing away the person on the body feels like a gnat may shake a big tree.
Damn it, this is really like a bully bullying a good girl.
After finally waiting for Yang Yang to kiss enough, Qiao Xiaochun felt that his mouth could hardly close, and his limbs were a little sore, "Bastard."
Yang Yang licked the corner of his mouth, "I seem to have to wash it again."
"..." Qiao Xiaochun naturally felt the hardness on his stomach, and his face turned red, "Quick, quick, go!"
When the two of them packed up and left the school gate, the rain had stopped for a long time, only faint traces of water remained on the grass on the infusion, and the air was much cooler.
Just as Qiao Xiaochun wanted to ask the two how to go to the train station to pick up those idiots, Yang Yang shook the key in his hand, "I've already borrowed a car from He Chong, just return it to him when you come back."
Qiao Xiaochun cheered, "Why are you so considerate! What the hell is a must-have medicine for home travel!"
Seeing that he was so happy, Yang Yang felt a little happy in his heart, "Then just stay with me when traveling at home from now on."
Qiao Xiaochun squinted at him, "Perhaps you're still suitable for killing *people* and crossing* goods."
Yang Yang took his hand and handed the key to Qiao Xiaochun, "I have a psychological shadow, and I don't want to see the car for a short time."
The corner of Qiao Xiaochun's mouth twitched, "Damn it, with such a high-sounding reason, let me do it myself to get enough food and clothing."
Yang Yang was not angry when he heard him say that, but just sighed quietly.
Qiao Xiaochun's heart seemed to be chilled by this sigh, "Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful here, leave it to me."
Yang Yang blew a kiss to Qiao Xiaochun, Qiao Xiaochun hurriedly covered his heart, "Damn it, Xiao Xiaochun is so cute!"
Liang Qian and Amon really felt like they had walked through hell. After getting out of the car, they hurried over as if they had met a savior. Amon looked at Qiao Xiaochun with tears in his eyes, "Brother Yang, I never thought I would see you again in my lifetime. ..."
Qiao Xiaochun patted him on the shoulder, seeing that Liang Qian also looked like he was going to become a Buddha immediately, "Hurry up and get in the car, you should sleep well when you arrive at school, and I will treat you to dinner tonight."
After the two got into the car and fell into a drowsy sleep, Yang Yang frowned slightly, "What kind of smell is this?"
Qiao Xiaochun smiled awkwardly, "This train has been holding back for most of the night, and all the people traveling from south to north are gathered in a small iron box. Guess what it smells like?"
Seeing that Yang Yang's face immediately became extremely ugly, Qiao Xiaochun curled his lips, if you are a clean freak, don't kiss me, really.
Liang Qian opened her eyes in a daze, and said, "By the way, Brother Yang, Xiao Yu and Bai Ning seem to be arriving very late. Should we wait here, or should you send us back first?"
Qiao Xiaochun turned his head to look at Yang Yang's face, and saw that he seemed to have had enough of the smell, "Send you back first, before Brother Chun vomits in the car."
Liang Qian glanced at "Qiao Xiaochun (Yang Yang)", and thought that going to the music festival this time was really not in vain. The two people's weird aura before now looked like an old married couple. This Qiao Xiaochun really made a lot of money. sent.
When the two returned to the train station on their return journey, they were stared at by others.
"Hey, I said this little brother, you are not the one who pulls on private affairs like that, have you told our Brother Long?"
Qiao Xiaochun was stunned, watching a man gesticulating at him outside the window with a fierce expression on his face, and asked Yang Yang beside him, "Is he envious of this car?"
Yang Yang shook his head, "I don't think so. He seems to have a grudge against you."
"It's the first time I've seen him, isn't it? Could it be that my beauty has caused this public outrage?"
The corner of Yang Yang's mouth twitched, why is this guy getting more and more out of control.
Seeing that Qiao Xiaochun ignored him, the man knocked on the window glass, Qiao Xiaochun rolled down the window, "Brother, what's the matter?"
The man saw Qiao Xiaochun's face, his politeness, and his aggression just now ruined half of it, "Little brother, don't you know that this piece of private work has been contracted by us? I don't think you are a registered taxi driver, and you are so tall. He's so handsome, he can get business wherever he goes, why bother to come and compete with us?"
Qiao Xiaochun was stunned, "Huh?"
Seeing Qiao Xiaochun pretending to be stupid, the man lost his good temper just now, "Did you tell Brother Long?! You are disrupting the normal competition in the market by coming here so rashly, do you know that?! You are maliciously obstructing other people's business, Xiao Xiao That's the age, so what can I do when you are older!"
Qiao Xiaochun said in his heart that this elder brother understood quite well, "Brother, I am from X University and I am here to pick up my classmates. If you don't believe me, take a look, I haven't dragged anyone away yet, have I?"
The man snorted coldly, "University X specializes in swindlers, so I won't tell you that I'm a graduate of University X! No, now is not the time to talk about that, I just saw you waving and pulling away two people!"
"That's my classmate..."
"One more
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