Became a male protagonist and cannon fodder

Why would I know you, Xiao Xiaochun? "

Qiao Xiaochun suddenly realized, no wonder this guy knew about the exchange with Yang Yang the first time he saw him. At that time, he thought this guy was a half-celestial person, so there was this enemy agent lurking in the dark.

The fog in the morning dissipated slowly, and the bright sunlight shone into the car. Qiao Xiaochun scratched his hair, suddenly feeling a little bit reluctant.At the moment when this feeling came to his mind, Yang Yang's phone call came.

"Yang'er, I just heard Xiaochun say that he wants to propose to you, what's going on?" It was Qiao's mother's voice that came over, and the question was so explosive.

"..."

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Qiao Xiaochun was stunned for a long time before recovering his voice, and said tremblingly, "Auntie, what did you just say?"

"I told you to call me mom..."

"Mom." Hearing there was no sound for a long time, Qiao Xiaochun was a little anxious, "Mom, are you listening?"

"I'm listening." It was Yang Yang's smiling voice that came over this time. "Where are you now?"

Qiao Xiaochun said in his heart that you "mother and son" formed a group to take advantage of others!He answered angrily, "Get on the highway, and we're almost out of town." Suddenly, he remembered what Qiao's mother said just now, "You, just now, proposed marriage, what's going on?"

Yang Yang listened to Qiao Xiaochun's stuttering question, and kept his voice down on purpose. Although he didn't know whether he was nervous or happy, he teased|smiled maliciously, "Are you looking forward to it?"

Qiao Xiaochun thought of a bunch of sonorous and forceful rebuttals. In his mind, there was nothing left of the scum that Yang Yang had been shot at for a long time, but the last thing he uttered was a sentence that was not lethal at all but was very provocative, "I hate it."

When these words came out, not only Qiao Xiaochun shivered, but Chu Yan even turned the wrong steering wheel and nearly hit the guardrail on the side.

Yang Yang was surprised for a long time, and even his back felt chilly, "You, were you acting like a baby just now? Did you let Chu Yan eat something wrong?"

Qiao Xiaochun coughed a few times trying to hide it, "It wasn't me just now! I'm looking forward to your size! Don't change the subject, tell me what's going on!"

Yang Yang's voice sounded strangely gentle on the phone, which made Qiao Xiaochun not only forget the embarrassment just now, but also immersed in it. When he came back to his senses, he heard the last sentence Words, "That's it."

Qiao Xiaochun was embarrassed to ask what it was, and wanted to hang up the phone vaguely, but was completely killed in Yang Yang's soft voice, "I miss you so much".

Seeing him hang up the phone, Chu Yan collapsed to the side with a flushed face, panting like he had a heart attack, and couldn't help saying, "You guys are on the phone, tsk tsk, the scale is big enough." Some sour envy, Yang Yang is really not an easy kid, he heard Xiao Liuer say that Yang Yang has been "quiet" for five years, and he really played big when he made a move.

Next time you meet this kid, you must ask him for advice. Xiao Liu'er is of the same type as Yang Yang, so maybe you can really learn something.

After ten o'clock, the two finally arrived at the event site.

Qiao Xiaochun couldn't help taking a breath when he saw the man's withered appearance, thinking what the hell scene this was.

Chu Yan put on his tie and got out of the car door in a well-dressed manner. Before he could make a pose, he was staggered by someone who suddenly attacked him. Along with his muffled groan, Qiao Xiaochun seemed to hear a crisp cracking sound.

Chu Yan rubbed his aching ribs, but his face was smiling brightly, looking like a dog's leg, "Xiao Liuer! You are back!"

Yang Liu cut, and stroked the hair that had been shaken just now, "Isn't he dead?"

"Xiao Liuer, I miss you too, come and give me a hug, um, my teeth..."

Qiao Xiaochun looked at the "intimate interaction" between these two people, and tried hard to force a smile out of himself, which further strengthened the idea that Chu Yan was a M-shaking person.

Yang Liu turned his head and looked, as if he had just noticed his existence, "Yo, Xiao Chuner~ Hey, where is Yang Yang? Didn't you follow?" Seeing that Qiao Xiaochun didn't seem to have adjusted his expression, he slapped him on the back, "You don't care about being so cute, he is not afraid that you will be pushed down by this beast." He squinted at Chu Yan, "Oh, forget it, he must not be able to do it."

Chu Yan was anxious when he heard that, "I can do it, I can do it very well!"

Yang Liu glanced over, and Chu Yan immediately slumped down, and followed the two "siblings" into the exhibition hall.

As soon as he entered, Qiao Xiaochun realized that this was actually an art exhibition. There were a bunch of nude abstract men and women hanging in it. Or the people who came to visit were otaku who seemed to be acting insignificantly and exuded an aura that no strangers should enter. Or else it was an old man who was about to step into the coffin with a walking stick.

But when it comes to art, it’s a rare thing, no wonder there are so few people.

Yang Liu dragged him to the most conspicuous position in the middle, only to see a giant oil painting hanging in front of that giant ball, that face was familiar no matter how he looked.

"How about it, Xiaochun, am I pretty good at drawing?" Yang Liu said as if offering a treasure, "It took me several days for the lines and shadows..."

The following words seemed to be speaking from heaven, Qiao Xiaochun was in a fog when he heard it, and looked closely at the oracle bone inscription signature signed on the side of Yang's specialty, Qiao Xiaochun understood, and now there is a fact in front of him.

That is, the naked muscular man scratching his head and posing in the oil painting is the body that he is pushing now, "Yang Yang".And the author of this painting is the ostentatious woman in front of me.

Out of anger, Qiao Xiaochun grabbed Chu Yan's tie and walked towards the toilet. Fortunately, there were not many people in the art exhibition, so this kind of drama did not attract too many people's attention.

Yang Liu exclaimed "咻~", and naturally followed the two of them.

"The event you mentioned! That's it!" Qiao Xiaochun slammed the toilet door shut, and grabbed Yang Yang's tie to force him to look into his eyes, "Huh? You brought me to see this on purpose?!"

Chu Yan coughed twice, pushed Qiao Xiaochun's hand away, straightened his wrinkled clothes, and said slowly, "I didn't say what kind of activities I asked you to participate in, besides, Yang Yang's kindness, you will Shall I take you to an event where a group of crazy women are present?" Besides, if Xiao Liuer didn't want to see you, I wouldn't bring you a light bulb.

Qiao Xiaochun felt a little frustrated, and just as he was thinking about how to respond forcefully to this sentence, he heard Yang Liu's gloating voice, "Ah, I thought you were going to be knocked down by Chun'er, little stone, tsk tsk."

"How could it be!" Chu Yan hurriedly surrounded him, "I will guard myself like a jade for you!"

Seeing the two people flirt and leave, Qiao Xiaochun hesitated for a long time, checked the address book on the phone more than ten times, and still called Yang Yang.

Yang Yang had just had lunch at this time, and was watching a boring soap opera with Qiao's mother. Seeing Qiao Xiaochun's call, he got up and walked to his bedroom, "Miss me?"

Qiao Xiaochun didn't care about his flirting, and said in a muffled voice, "Your sister is really a pervert. Now I completely believe that the previous photos belong to her P."

Yang Yang had received a call from Yang Liu long before this, and knew that the two of them would meet, so he was not surprised to hear Qiao Xiaochun say that now, "What's the matter? Feeling it?"

Qiao Xiaochun sighed, "It's more than just expressing feelings. And that M-shaking Chu Yan, seeing your sister is like a fly seeing Shi..."

Hearing his description like this, Yang Yang couldn't help laughing out loud, "Then what happened to the pervert you just mentioned?"

Qiao Xiaochun's face suddenly felt a little red hot, "You, tell me, have you ever been a model or something?"

"What did you see?"

Qiao Xiaochun didn't know how to describe it in words, so he faltered a few words before hanging up the phone.

Yang Yang suddenly had an extremely bad premonition in his heart, and in a blink of an eye, he received a multimedia message from Yang Liu.

A full-bodied oil painting of "Yang Yang"'s nude body, with a leaf deliberately covering the sensitive parts, but this is completely trying to cover up, and it looks even more uncontrollable.

"The painting is not bad, but Xiaochun's waist needs to be thinner."

When Yang Liu received this text message, his nosebleeds almost flowed three thousand feet, "Little Stone! It seems that you have done a good job of penetrating into the enemy's interior!"

Chu Yan's face changed slightly, "Well, for you, this is what it should be." I just don't know when you will notice me... In order to be your model, I have been exercising unremittingly for a year up!

Yang Liu seemed to feel the roar in his heart, and glanced at him, "Hey, I found that you are not bad, Xiao Shitou!"

"Where is it, it's just a year of training..."

"Well, keep working hard!"

When Qiao Xiaochun finally adjusted his shy and proud mood and came out of the toilet, he saw Chu Yan with a loyal dog background on one side.He is obviously such a serious-looking profiteer who likes to take advantage of others, but when he is in front of Yang Liu, he is simply a traitor with no limits.The contrast is so cute, it's really disgusting.

"Is the activity over, should we go back?"

Chu Yan hurriedly put away the two hands clasped in front of his chest, straightened his collar, and cleared his throat, "There are still nine tour exhibitions to come, and I will send you back after I finish."

Qiao Xiaochun really slapped him across the face, "Why am I following, as a mascot! Besides, who will come to see such a crap!"

Chu Yan was stunned for a moment, Qiao Xiaochun also felt that what he said just now was a bit too much, just as he was about to apologize, he heard Chu Yan suddenly figured out something, "Indeed, this place is a bit broken, it seems that the next one should be in a museum... "

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