Became a male protagonist and cannon fodder

Chun was ready for a long-term battle, and reached out to order takeaway, "You should rest for a while, and there is no rush at this moment."

Hearing what he said, Qiao Xiaochun slumped on the chair, "It's really annoying to have to go through this on the first day of work."

Yang Yang noticed his leaking spring, got up and pulled his clothes, "It's disheveled, what does it look like?"

Qiao Xiaochun lowered his head and realized that several of his buttons had been torn off by the beastly Yang Yang, and his exposed neck was also covered with bruises. He glared at Yang Yang viciously, "I won't go out this afternoon!"

Yang Yang shrugged, "You tease me first."

Qiao Xiaochun had nowhere to vent his resentment, and continued to write the plan with a sullen head.

After being honest all afternoon, Qiao Xiaochun couldn't help but regret the casual shirt he wore today.Looking at Yang Yang's well-dressed appearance, on the other hand, he is almost as good as a woman who has suffered domestic violence.

Yang Yang finally found out with his conscience that the waiter serving tea and pouring water was extremely thoughtful, Qiao Xiaochun was holding back the urge to urinate all afternoon, but luckily the inspiration came along with him, and the whole plan was almost written.

Finally, when no one was around after get off work, Qiao Xiaochun hurried out to go to the toilet.After solving the major issues in life, a sense of comfort arose spontaneously, and Qiao Xiaochun happily returned to the office.

As a result, as soon as he stood at the door, he heard someone talking inside. The voice sounded like the little sister of the personnel who received the two of them this morning.

Just as Qiao Xiaochun was about to open the door and enter, he heard the girl say in a soft and waxy voice, "Is it so hard on the first day of work? I heard that you all deliver lunch."

Qiao Xiaochun said in his heart that I must have been busy all afternoon, this bastard basically drinks tea and reads the web like a retired veteran cadre, what is he working so hard for?

Yang Yang's calm voice came, "Is there anything you can do to find me? I remember that our entry procedures have been completed."

Qiao Xiaochun knew something was wrong when he heard the long silence inside, so he simply sat on a chair beside him and started eavesdropping.

"I heard that Qiao is in charge of the university and hasn't graduated yet?"

"It's clearly written on the file." Yang Yang's answer was unusually cold, "It's okay, I'm going to get off work."

"You don't have a car, do I take you back?"

It turned out to be this idea.

Qiao Xiaochun suddenly realized that, just as he was about to hear Yang Yang's answer, the door next to him suddenly opened, and the little girl in personnel affairs looked at Qiao Xiaochun in surprise.

Qiao Xiaochun felt her gaze wandering over his chest, and quickly tightened his clothes, "Haha, haven't you got off work yet?"

Yang Yang waved his hands inside, motioning for Qiao Xiaochun to come over, "I read your plan just now, the middle and the end need to be changed."

The little girl in personnel affairs didn't care about her own business, so she twisted her waist and left the office.

Seeing that she was gone, Yang Yang heaved a sigh of relief, tugged on his tie, "Let's go."

Qiao Xiaochun rolled his eyes at him, and said in his heart that you did a really good job in this play. "Well, I'd rather laugh in a BMW than cry in a bus."

Yang Yang grabbed his shoulders and said with a smile, "Understood."

Qiao Xiaochun reluctantly followed Yang Yang down to the B[-] floor, "Why are we here? The bus stop sign is not in the underground garage."

Yang Yang pressed the car key in his hand, "Honey, I'll send you a car. Come on, go and cry on it."

Qiao Xiaochun gasped, "Hey, I said, why is it so unfair, obviously I am Yang Yang now, why are your material conditions so much higher than mine!"

Unhappy and unhappy, the two returned home together.

When the two of them got on the elevator together, Qiao Xiaochun felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, "Are we going to live together?" Thinking about the huge one-bedroom and the entire hollowed-out living room, Qiao Xiaochun's heart sank.

Cohabitation VS offense and defense

Seeing that Qiao Xiaochun was preoccupied before getting off the elevator, Yang Yang rushed home as soon as the elevator stopped, and he knew what he was afraid of.Unhurriedly reaching out to grab his waist, "Tsk tsk, I've gained a lot of weight recently."

Qiao Xiaochun struggled for a long time, but failed, so he could only let Yang Yang half push and half hold him and drag him into the house.Qiao Xiaochun raised his eyes and peeked at Yang Yang who had a sullen face but a bit of a smile. He didn't know why he felt scared.

Yang Yang thought that Qiao Xiaochun would no longer have the energy to play hide-and-seek with him after a day of exhaustion, but as soon as he closed the door, Qiao Xiaochun let go of his hand a little, and Qiao Xiaochun ran towards the bedroom as fast as an arrow from the string. He fell hard on the floor.

Hearing the huge impact sound, Yang Yang couldn't laugh or cry, "Did you do something wrong?"

Qiao Xiaochun sat up covering his nose, and said in a low voice, "I really want to knock the bridge of your nose down." Feeling the warmth between his fingers, "It's over, it seems to be bleeding from the nose."

Yang Yang was not worried about whether his nose was collapsed or not. Seeing that Qiao Xiaochun hadn't straightened up for a long time, he hurried over and half-kneeled in front of him, "It hurts, let you run around."

The complaining and caring in his tone made Qiao Xiaochun shiver uncontrollably. Seeing Yang Yang getting closer and closer to him, a feeling of nausea suddenly hit his heart. Qiao Xiaochun straightened up abruptly, and pointed his head straight at Yang Yang's nose. come.

As a result, the two of them held their noses, and the nosebleeds dripped down the carpet.

Yang Yang glanced at him, stretched out his hand to grab the tissue on the small table, rolled it up and stuffed Qiao Xiaochun's and his own noses, and the nosebleed stopped for a while. "Is it fun?"

Qiao Xiaochun knew that he had made a mistake, so he was obediently dragged by Yang Yang to the bathroom to wash his hands without making a sound.

Seeing him like this, Yang Yang was too embarrassed to blame him, so he rubbed his hair, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Qiao Xiaochun looked up at Yang Yang, his eyes were full of "Can you do it, you don't want to poison me to death".

Yang Yang chuckled lightly, but the hands that rubbed his hair were addicted.

Qiao Xiaochun's hair was messed up, and he gave him a look full of disdain, "Pervert, do you want to keep yourself as a pet?"

Yang Yang's evil hand was slapped away, and he suddenly remembered something, and began to search around, and finally found the apron hidden in the cabinet, and said to Qiao Xiaochun a little happily, "Hey, are you interested in watching the dress-up play?" ?”

Qiao Xiaochun felt a rush of blood, and wanted to nod and say yes, but unfortunately, Xiao Chunchun, who is such a blasphemy of youth, was a little too ashamed, and shook his head, "My lord, please forgive me, I'll just drink some donkey-hide gelatin soup to replenish my blood. Tell me what you want Uncle is such a pervert, tsk tsk tsk..."

Yang Yang looked a little regretful, put on his apron and kissed him, "It's a pity."

Qiao Xiaochun nestled on the sofa watching Yang Yang's busy figure, and suddenly felt a sense of happiness welling up in his heart.Since he was a child, he can only eat a good meal when his father is at home. If he is performing tasks outside, as soon as his mother enters the kitchen, he will be [-]% vigilant. But even so, he spent his childhood well and is healthy ( ?)... Qiao Xiaochun hurriedly brushed away the sad thoughts in his mind, diverted his attention and started watching TV.

The local news spent a lot of time introducing this real estate exhibition, saying that the economic bubble is currently sweeping the city, and all major real estate dealers are well prepared to deal with this battle. The real estate exhibition is undoubtedly set up for them a platform.

Qiao Xiaochun was bored watching it, and this report reminded him of that dizzying plan.Qiao Xiaochun sighed, turned off the TV, and threw the remote control aside, only then did he hear his stomach growl. "Brother Yang, rice, rice, rice!"

Suddenly smelling a scent, Qiao Xiaochun stood up abruptly, with a flash of gold stars in front of his eyes, he wobbled towards the dining table, "I'm starving to death. Brother Yang, your speed needs to be improved."

Yang Yang turned around and glanced at Qiao Xiaochun, who was reincarnated from a starved ghost, and handed him a plate of salad. Qiao Xiaochun's expression changed a bit after he glanced at it, "Are you feeding the rabbit?!"

"I've been very angry these days, I should eat something to reduce my anger."

Qiao Xiaochun picked up a vegetable leaf and ate a few mouthfuls. Just as he was about to spit it out, he felt that Yang Yang's bright eyes seemed to eat him.Looking at the frying pan in his hand, he didn't dare to make a fuss, and swallowed it obediently.

Finally, when it was time to eat, Qiao Xiaochun was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, "Wow, Mr. Yang, you are really, you can go out of the hall and into the kitchen!"

Yang Yang served the meal, "Drink the soup first, or you will have a stomachache."

Qiao Xiaochun drank a few sips indiscriminately, and then began to pick up vegetables in a whirlwind. After taking a few bites, he immediately began to praise, "Such a simple dish can be fried so delicious, brother Yang, you are really not simple, you really have the taste and flavor !"

Yang Yang accepted all his slurred compliments, and after eating and washing the dishes, Qiao Xiaochun was hugged by Yang Yang and leaned on the sofa to watch TV, and suddenly sighed, "I finally know why some people like to get something for nothing." Oh, this day is so beautiful!" Yang Yang rubbed his waist, Qiao Xiaochun snorted a few times comfortably, "The shoulders are so sore, come and rub them."

Yang Yang pressed his shoulder obediently, and Qiao Xiaochun immediately fell asleep.Yang Yang patted his face lightly, "Xiaochun, you haven't showered yet."

Qiao Xiaochun hummed a few words in response, Yang Yang had no choice but to pick up the blanket and cover him, got up and went to the bathroom to turn on the water.Qiao Xiaochun wandered around all the way, only when Yang Yang took off his clothes did he have a sense of crisis, opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the naked Yang Yang standing in front of him, picking up the last remaining part of his body. a small dress.

Qiao Xiaochun was taken aback, "What are you doing?!"

Yang Yang took advantage of his surprise to clean him up, pointed to the bathtub, "Take a bath."

Qiao Xiaochun's face turned red. Although the two of them had had close contact before, it's still a bit embarrassing to meet naked like this, right? ! "Uh, you wash it first, I think it's quite crowded inside, hahahaha..."

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