Became a male protagonist and cannon fodder

Qiao Xiaochun just drank his saliva and spit it out again with a wow. Yang Yang frowned and patted him on the back lightly, "Xiaochun, did you eat something indiscriminately?"

Qiao Xiaochun looked at him with a flushed face, "What are you talking about! I didn't eat anything except your damn thing in the morning!" After speaking, he spit twice.

Yang Yang recalled the intimacy of the two in the morning, Qiao Xiaochun's obsessed with the sexy and charming appearance of his touch, his lower abdomen actually reacted a little, he hurriedly took a few deep breaths to suppress his inner impulse.Speaking of which, Qiao Xiaochun kept complaining about his stomach upset at noon, thinking that he was shouting deliberately when he saw something he didn't like to eat, but he didn't expect that this guy really had an upset stomach.Yang Yang reached out and hugged him, "Let's go, I'll take you to the hospital."

As soon as Qiao Xiaochun heard the words "hospital", he started to panic, "No, no, I'm just hungry, I'll be fine after eating, I won't go!"

No matter how much strength Yang Yang held in his hands, it was still a muscular man. Qiao Xiaochun struggled so hard that he couldn't stand still, so he said with a tigery face, "Stop messing around, be good!"

Qiao Xiaochun looked up at him, and suddenly started to cry, "They have your child, and you want to take me to the hospital to have it done, woo woo woo... Do you not want him?"

Yang Yang was confused, and he realized in a blink of an eye that Qiao Xiaochun probably thought there was something in his stomach that shouldn't be there, so he kept throwing up and couldn't eat, so he decided to eat The hot pot suddenly proposed to go home again. "Xiaochun."

Qiao Xiaochun raised his head and looked at him with teary eyes, "Huh?"

Yang Yang's mind moved, but he still said firmly, "You know, it's impossible for a man to have a child. Even if there is something in your stomach, it will only be a stone."

Qiao Xiaochun seemed to be frightened. He looked at Yang Yang fixedly and covered his stomach with his hand, "What did you say?"

Yang Yang sighed, sat on the sofa, let Qiao Xiaochun curl up in his arms, and stretched out his hand to stroke his back, "Your physiology class was taught by a physical education teacher? If you could have children, women would have died of shame and anger."

Qiao Xiaochun took out his mobile phone, "But look, this is what sister Huan sent me last night."

Yang Yang suddenly felt dizzy. Since Nie Huan and He Chong were brought together by Qiao Xiaochun, the two of them took turns bombarding Qiao Xiaochun, which made him a little irritable.

Yang Yang originally thought that Nie Huan was talking nonsense to Qiao Xiaochun again, but when he took a closer look, he was startled.This little yellow and violent picture is drawn with a man's high H, and the movements are very difficult.Seeing that Yang Yang didn't speak, Qiao Xiaochun continued to scroll back, "Look, they both have children."

Yang Yang really felt that Qiao Xiaochun was not only stupid, but simply unreasonable.What kind of God's setting is this, and Qiao Xiaochun can still believe it.But now is not a good time to scold him, after all, this guy's world view has just been impacted.

But there is a good way to let him know about Nie Huan's prank.Yang Yang reached out and touched his butt on purpose, "Do you want to try all these movements before you show me these things?"

Qiao Xiaochun paused, twisted his body uneasily, and said, "Your body is not very flexible."

Yang Yang saw that he seemed to have really thought about it seriously, it was really an answer that made people's blood boil.Coupled with Qiao Xiaochun's blushing and wriggling, he naturally would not miss such a great opportunity, and the hand stroking Qiao Xiaochun's body began to be dishonest, "You will know if you try it?"

Seeing how Qiao Xiaochun was still trying to protect his stomach, Yang Yang suddenly felt inexplicably annoyed. He grabbed his phone and turned to one of the pages, "We didn't make it this far. You want to self-inflict and conceive?"

Only then did Qiao Xiaochun faint, and jumped up with a cry, almost hitting Yang Yang's chin, "Then let's go eat hot pot!"

Naturally, Yang Yang didn't dare to refute, but he thought in his heart, it seems that he should communicate with He Chong and let him take care of their brainless Nie Huan.

In the end, Yang Yang couldn't win him over, so he decided to go to the nearest hot pot restaurant for dinner.But when we arrived, we found that the place was overcrowded. Yang Yang sighed, "In summer, there are actually people who really like this way of pastime."

Qiao Xiaochun, however, dragged Yang Yang into it as if he had been spat out.

After searching for a long time, Qiao Xiaochun finally found an empty seat in the corner. Because there was a wall opposite, only two people could sit on one side of the chair.Yang Yang glanced at it, and felt that this place is not bad, Qiao Xiaochun sat down early, patted the empty space around him, Yang Yang pretended to be reluctant to sit down, Qiao Xiaochun happily started to order food, Yang Yang looked at him So happy, the corners of his mouth also curled up, "I won't care about you if your stomach hurts when you go back."

Qiao Xiaochun didn't realize that Yang Yang was making fun of him at all, and said with a smile, "It's also fun to eat delicious food until your stomach hurts!"

Yang Yang took the menu he was going to pass to the waiter, and after a glance, he said "pass". The waiter looked at the two with doubts, and thought that the atmosphere of these two people was a bit strange, they looked like a couple.

Qiao Xiaochun had already chewed a large piece of carrot while waiting for the pot to open, and threw everything into the pot as soon as the pot opened. Yang Yang laughed, "I knew I was so hungry and could eat at home."

Qiao Xiaochun was still chewing on carrots, and said vaguely, "I can't get enough of the rabbits at home, so I don't want to reward myself."

Yang Yang picked up the cooked sliced ​​meat and put it in his bowl, but Qiao Xiaochun opened his mouth and motioned Yang Yang to feed him.Yang Yang didn't feel embarrassed at all. Seeing Qiao Xiaochun opened his mouth to eat the meat, he responded, "Yes, but eat less meat. You threw up in the afternoon. You should eat more light food now."

Qiao Xiaochun had such comfortable service from Yang Yang, so he let go of his appetite and began to eat. Seeing Yang Yang always holding food for himself, he didn't move his chopsticks, "Why don't you eat?"

Yang Yang stroked his head, "Just eat yours obediently."

The two of you didn't feel anything wrong when you ate and I fed. The waiter took the opportunity to add water and turned to this small corner several times.

"Absolutely a loyal dog!"

"But I think feeding is more like Gong..."

Qiao Xiaochun was [-]% full after eating, and was ordered by Yang Yang not to move his chopsticks, so he followed him to the front desk to check out. The cashier saw that they were so happy that they almost jumped to the sky, Yang Yang glanced at Qiao Xiaochun who was still unhappy, "Pass!" Come back in two days, if you mess around again at night, it won't be you who will suffer."

Qiao Xiaochun let out a cry, and when Yang Yang settled the bill, he turned around and was about to leave, and suddenly ran up and put his arms around his shoulders, "Just now, the cashier girl has been flirting with you, is there a [-]% discount?"

"[-]% off."

"Look, sure enough my face is more popular!"

Yang Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, what truth are you trying to prove.

After leaving the hot pot restaurant, looking at the dim light outside and the sparkling river surface in the distance, I suddenly feel much happier.

Qiao Xiaochun opened his arms, "Hey, I'm a bit full."

Yang Yang caressed his slightly round belly, and thought to himself, he must be dragged to do some exercise, otherwise this guy will sooner or later destroy his body that has been exercising for so many years.

Qiao Xiaochun suddenly took Yang Yang's hand, "How about we go to the river to see?"

Although Yang Yang wanted to agree to him, but it was too late now, and he had just had a full meal, maybe he would run a 1000-meter race if he got nervous, and he would definitely be the one who felt uncomfortable. "Go home, if you want to take a walk we can do it in the small park downstairs."

Qiao Xiaochun was a little bit regretful, "It's a pity, I still want to have an affectionate confession by the river..."

"It's okay, don't care about those romantic things, you can talk about it now, I'm listening."

"go to hell."

Rain VS Love

"go to hell."

Yang Yang grabbed his hand, Qiao Xiaochun struggled symbolically a few times, but in the end he didn't shake it off, he simply held his hand with his backhand, stroked the thin calluses on Yang Yang's palm, traced his palm prints, and suddenly said , "Don't you think it's weird, two men. What did my mother mean when she proposed to you that day?"

Hearing him suddenly mentioning this matter, Yang Yang stopped, looked into Qiao Xiaochun's eyes and said seriously, "It's strange that I like you, so the fact that the genders are exactly the same doesn't feel so strange. Yes. As for the proposal, I will give you a formal answer later."

The corner of Qiao Xiaochun's mouth twitched, "This feels really uncomfortable, I feel like I've been kept in the dark about everything."

Seeing Qiao Xiaochun's vivid appearance, Yang Yang felt a little sad suddenly, and squeezed his hand tightly, "I said that everything will be settled for you, and you can just pretend to be stupid and cute. Alas, I still feel that all this is like a dream Same. If I woke up and found that I was still lying in the office and had nothing to do with your life, it would be a terrible thing."

Only then did Qiao Xiaochun feel a bit of a winner's attitude, and he firmly held Yang Yang's hand, comforting him, "Why are you worrying about gains and losses like a woman."

Yang Yang leaned over and kissed Qiao Xiaochun's mouth, licked it a little, then frowned and said, "It smells like mutton."

Qiao Xiaochun was taken aback, no matter how sparsely populated this place was, it was still on the street, how could he not know that Yang Yang was so bold!

Although Yang Yang disliked the smell of hot pot on Qiao Xiaochun's body, he still took his hand and said intimately, "So I went back and took a shower, let's continue."

Before Qiao Xiaochun's face turned red, he was shivered by the cool wind.