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"Stupid and More Moving" Author: Your Highness Chong

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Simple copywriting: Duo Lai likes to hide in the corner and observe Pang Shuai until one day she is discovered...

Pang Shuai: "Do you know what kind of behavior this is?"

Duo Lai: "I know."

Pang Shuai: "Tell me, what have you seen?"

Duo Lai: "I've seen everything I need to see."

Pang Shuai: "Fuck, how do you solve it?"

Duo Lai: "Shall I let you look back?"

Pang Shuai: "I am not rare."

Dorai: "Then what do you want?"

Pang Shuai: "Pout out"

Dorai: "Come on"

Stare... This article has no morals, and those with a pure heart are not allowed to enter.

Content tags: urban love, happiness, friends, special liking, near water

Search keywords: Protagonists: Duo Lai, Pang Shuai, Zhu Kai, Tie Jun┃Supporting roles: a large group of scrubbers and bastards┃Others:

☆, voyeuristic innocence

This is a remote small city famous for its coal mines. Although it is not big, it is also rich. After entering August, the small city seems to be covered with a pot, and the heat is unbearable.People walking on the road waved away the catkins falling in front of them with their hands from time to time, and a few not-so-good cars passed by, stirring up bursts of dust. People hurriedly covered their mouths, feeling resentful but helpless .

The dust is like a symbol of a small town, even if you are walking in the urban area, you will encounter dust when it is flying.If you take a walk outside the urban area, and then return home, you can shake a catty of dirt from your clothes, and mud is enough.

Even though the environment of this small town is not good, there are still people who love it, and Duolai is one of them.Duo Lai was born here, played here, and grew up here. Everything about him has an indelible connection with this small town.As for his future, it will definitely be here.

Duo Lai was born in an ordinary worker's family. His father was a veteran with no education, but his mother could read a few words, but only below high school.Duo Lai's birth brought infinite joy to the family, especially Duo Lai's grandfather, who loves Duo Lai very much, specially named him "Duo Lai".

That winter, Duo Lai had just turned four years old, and he lived with his parents in a bungalow in the suburbs. There was flooding in summer and freezing in winter, and even the door lock was frozen, so he could only hook the handle of the door with a water pole. , the family of three worked together to pull the door open.Although life was difficult at that time, Duo Lai was happy after all, maybe he didn't understand anything.

At that time, the bungalows did not have heating, so they could only use the stove to burn coal and firewood for heating and cooking. Because of this, one night, Duolai’s mother put too much coal, and the coal smoke spread throughout the house. I fell asleep like this.Fortunately, the neighbor next door smelled the smell and called the police.

Duo Lai survived the accident. At that time, he didn't know what happened. Seeing his parents lying there quietly, he tried his best to hold his little hand and kept waving it, his mouth was vague. shouted indistinctly.

From then on, Duo Lai began to live with his grandfather, and the grandpa and grandson got along very well. When Duo Lai gradually became sensible, Duo Lai's grandfather taught Duo Lai to call him "Old Duo".He said that hearing his grandchildren call him that was kind of kind.

Lao Duo is a veteran cadre who retired from the coal mine. After retiring, he felt free. After thinking about it, he set up a small shop by himself, selling flowers and plants, and occasionally selling earthworms and fish food from wholesale stores. , His old age life began in such an ordinary way.

Many years passed in a blink of an eye, and Lao Duo bought a house for Duo in the urban area with the money he earned from his pension and the store, which was located in an old-fashioned four-story building.This building has been around for some years, and the stairs are still in the mandarin duck style, which is lingering enough just thinking about it.

When Duo came to live in, he wanted to live with Lao Duo, but Lao Duo refused to go anyway. He said that he was used to the place where he lived now and had feelings.Duo couldn't resist him, so he could only move there first, and then run on both sides.Duo Lai is very much like Lao Duo, even the hobbies are the same, Lao Duo likes to play with flowers and trees, but Duo Lai likes to watch, watching without moving, if fascinated by watching, he can watch for a whole day without waiting to move.

Duo Lai grew up under the doting of Lao Duo, and has almost no shortcomings except poor study.After graduating from high school, Duo did not continue to study, so he took over the position of Lao Duo and became the shopkeeper of the flower shop.

After Duolai took over the flower and herb shop, he carried out reforms immediately and expanded the store.Due to the expansion of the store, Duo Lai was too busy alone, so he called his good friend Liang Sheng to help.

Duo Lai and Liang Sheng are naked dolls who grew up together. They know each other very well, including some unknown secrets.Liangsheng was born in a single-parent family. His mother was an interviewer in a restaurant and couldn’t earn a lot of money a month. Since Daduo came to let him work in a flower shop, Liangsheng immediately redefined the relationship between the two, from being a child to being a magnet. Son.

It was August [-]nd, which was Valentine's Day, but Duo Lai didn't go to the store to help, because he just got a pot of cactus, and he was lying on the table admiringly.

How long have you admired it?Duo didn't know about it, he started watching it almost in the afternoon, until Liangsheng came back from closing the store.Liangsheng's house is far away from the shop, so he moved in to live with Duo Lai. When he opened the door, the first thing he saw was Duo Lai staring at a pot of cactus fascinatedly.

Liang Sheng rolled his eyes helplessly, closed the door and said, "I said you still want to see it? Isn't it just a broken cactus?"

Duo Lai still didn't move at the sound, stared at the cactus and said with a smile: "Don't you think the shape of this pot of cactus is very beautiful, and the color is also very good?"

Liang Sheng curled his lips: "I don't think so."

Duo Lai suddenly sat up straight, stroked the cactus with both hands and said, "If it were more round, wouldn't it look like... that." Duo Lai turned his head and raised an eyebrow at Liang Sheng.

Liang Sheng grinned: "You are really full of associations." After finishing speaking, Liang Sheng entered the house with big bags and small bags, put down his things and ran to Duo Lai happily, and said with a smile: "Duo Lai, I will come with you Say something."

"What's the matter?" Duo Lai still stared at the pot of cactus.

Liang Sheng laughed and said, "A new person has moved in next door to our house. It's a man, super man, not to mention how handsome he is."

Hearing this, Duo Lai hurriedly dug his ears, and said with a smile: "You have a problem with aesthetics, I can't compliment you for being handsome."

"Fuck, are you hitting me like this?" Liang Sheng was anxious, and pulled Duo Lai up from the chair: "If you don't believe me, come with me and have a look." Liang Sheng tried his best to force Duo Lai Drag it to the balcony.

Duo Lai was dragged to the balcony by Liang Sheng, and as soon as he stood firm, he saw a group of shirtless men downstairs moving, and he rolled his eyes helplessly: "Which one are you talking about? This one?" Duo Lai pointed One of them said with a smile, "Like Li Kui."

Liang Sheng was furious: "That's from the moving company, I didn't mention him."

"Is that that?" Duo Lai pointed to another one: "There seems to be a mole on the face."

Liangsheng was completely angry: "Oh my god, I'm talking about the one sitting on the bench, the one wearing a white shirt, suit and trousers." Liangsheng stretched his arms and pointed directly downstairs.

Duo Lai looked in the direction Liang Sheng pointed at, and when he saw the man sitting on the bench, he slumped down on the window sill, pretending to be nonchalant and asked, "He lives next door to us?"

"Yes." Liang Sheng also came over, and the two of them looked down at the downstairs together: "How about it, is it enough for a man?"

Duo Lai nodded slightly: "Is he supposed to be straight?"

"What's the matter with being straight? If you like it, buddy will give you a phone number even if you work hard." After finishing speaking, Liangsheng seemed to be screaming at the neck, and Duolai hurriedly covered his mouth: "What are you going to do?" Well?"

Liang Sheng pushed Duo Lai's hand away: "Call him."

"You're crazy, aren't you?" Duo Lai smiled and glared at him, and said, "You don't think he's a good person like that, and you're not afraid of being beaten."

"Hey, you seem to be right." Liangsheng said solemnly: "I passed him when I first went upstairs, and he seems to have a group of buddies to help move, all of them have tattoos, How scary you say."

Duo Lai thought for a while and said, "Let's be honest." When Duo Lai came here, he stuck his head out of the window and looked out of the window again, and said with a smile, "If only it were ancient times, he passed by downstairs. He opened the window, and accidentally dropped the bamboo pole, hitting him..."

Before Duo Lai finished speaking, Liang Sheng covered his stomach and laughed: "This is Pan Jinlian and Ximen officials, right? You can forget about it!"

Duo Lai didn't refute, just looked downstairs and giggled for a while.

"Seriously, is it really not okay for my friend to introduce you last time?" Liang Sheng repeated the old words.

Duo Lai still looked at the people on the bench downstairs, and said with a smile: "My family is poor, I am ugly, and I am 1.6 meters nine, how can I be admired by others."

"You don't fart, your family is still poor? Are you ugly? Are you obviously 1.7 meters and [-] feet?" Liang Sheng is convinced. He never blames others for rejecting others. Instead, he humiliates himself, which is really amazing.

Duo Lai laughed it off and continued to stare downstairs.

Liang Sheng took a few glances at him and joked, "His surname seems to be Pang."

"How do you know?" Duo Lai turned to look at Liang Sheng in surprise.

Liang Sheng said quite proudly: "When I first went upstairs, I heard someone calling him, it seemed to be Pang Siye." Liang Sheng hurriedly clicked twice: "Listen, how awesome!"

Duo Lai silently remembered it in his heart, and turned his eyes to the downstairs again. At this time, Shuai Pang had already stood up from the bench, and waved to the two people who came not far away.

"It's huge."

Liang Sheng was taken aback: "What's so big?"

Duo Lai pursed his lips and snickered, at the same time Liang Sheng also understood, after staring for a few times: "It seems to be." After finishing speaking, Liang Sheng sighed: "I'm going to get food, by the way, I bought it Mushroom girl, it's even sweeter."

Duo Lai liked to eat Gu Niang since he was a child, so he hurriedly asked Liang Sheng to bring him some, so that he could watch while eating.

Liang Sheng has known Duo Lai for many years, so he naturally understands Duo Lai's habits. He went to the living room and grabbed a handful of mushroom girls from his pocket and sent them to Duo Lai, then went to the kitchen to get busy.

Duo Lai put Gu Niang on the window sill, pushed aside the leaves and put them in his mouth. Just as he was getting excited about eating, the two who were joking with Pang Shuai left first, and Pang Shuai sat on the bench again.Duo Lai hastily poked his head out and saw that Shuai Pang seemed to be on the phone, and his smile made Duo Lai very happy. Without even thinking about it, he grabbed a mushroom girl and threw it down the window, hitting Shuai Pang on the head.

Duo Lai hurriedly withdrew her head, squatted on the balcony and held her breath, her heart beating rapidly.

"Fuck, which grandson threw it?" Pang Shuai scolded from downstairs.

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☆, Serenade

Pang Shuai's business in his hometown failed completely, not to mention that he didn't make any money, and even caused a lot of trouble.Just after the Dragon Boat Festival, Pang Shuai found his good buddy, Zhu Kai. This kid has developed well in other places, and his life is prosperous. When Pang Shuai proposed to come here to develop, Zhu Kai raised his hands Agree, and willing to help Pang Shuai.

Pang Shuai made up his mind and came here with what little he had of his family. When he first met Zhu Kai, it was really fellow villagers with tears in their eyes. They opened their arms and hugged each other without hesitation. I can't wait to tell everything that happened in these years in front of everyone.

Zhu Kai and Pang Shuai can be regarded as the same kind of people, they can be talkative and troublesome on weekdays, but when it comes to critical moments, they are also cruel masters, even worse than Pang Shuai.Zhu Kai was so happy to see his good brother whom he hadn’t seen for many years. The host invited Pang Shuai to have a big meal that night, and took Pang Shuai to the KTV in the middle of the night. The old men in the room were howling with microphones After a whole night, some impatient people yelled for two girls to come and accompany them, but as soon as the words came out, they immediately heard Pang Shuai and Zhu Kai yelling in unison, "I'm not interested."

These two are indeed buddies for many years, as if they had discussed it in advance.Pang Shuai refused because he was no longer the little overlord Pang Siye. As for Zhu Kai, he was just tired of playing, just like a single old man who watches too many mao-movies and has already arrived The point of insensitivity.

The first day Pang Shuai came here passed like this. Early the next morning, Zhu Kai took Pang Shuai to look around for houses, and finally chose the four-story old-fashioned small building on Nanshan Road.In fact, Zhu Kai didn't fancy this place, but Pang Shuai thought it was good, especially the mandarin duck stairs here, which looked really exciting.

Pang Shuai came here intending to continue to do his old business, to take the time to inspect the land after he settled down, and to make a comeback. He even thought of a name, and he called it 'Golden Emperor Brilliant'.

When moving, Shuai Pang sat on the bench downstairs and called Zhu Kai on the phone. The two chatted happily on the phone, and there were all kinds of jokes interspersed in the middle of the business, just as Shuai Pang was chatting in full swing. At that time, a mushroom girl suddenly fell from the sky, hitting Pang Shuai's head melon seeds, and then fell beside him.

Pang Shuai frowned and looked up at the upstairs, and cursed without thinking: "Fuck, which grandson threw it?"

Pang Shuai scolded, but there was no movement upstairs, but Zhu Kai asked again on the phone, so he could only turn around and sit down again, and said to the phone: "I don't know which grandson threw a mushroom from upstairs. Mother, hit me on the head." After finishing speaking, Pang Shuai picked up the mushroom girl next to him without thinking, peeled off the leaves and threw it into his mouth, not to mention, it was quite sweet.

Zhu Kai kept laughing: "I said don't tell me that some girl fell in love with you and threw it away on purpose?"

Shuai Pang smashed his mouth, he was very reluctant to part with the sweet taste and said: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get down to business."

Pang Shuai continued to talk about life plans with Zhu Kai, while the culprit who threw Gu Niang was squatting on the balcony on the fourth floor giggling, especially when he heard Pang Shuai's voice, he felt an inexplicable excitement in his heart.

Just as Duo Lai was reminiscing, Liang Sheng came to the balcony with the freshly washed day lily, saw Duo Lai squatting on the ground and giggling like an evil spirit, he hurried over: "Duo Lai, what's wrong with you?"

Duo Lai hastily hissed: "Don't be so loud."

Liang Sheng strangled his throat and said, "What's wrong?"

Duo Lai smirked and said: "It's nothing." After finishing speaking, Duo Lai stood up and asked with a smile: "What do you have for dinner?"

Liangsheng belongs to the kind of person with a solid eye, no matter what others say, he can go along with it. He shook the basin in his hand: "Stir-fried pork with day lily, and then make a cold dish, what do you think?"

Duo Lai nodded: "Okay, I'll help you."

"My little ancestor, you can go and cool off." Liang Sheng stopped Duo Lai and complained: "You are not helping me any time, I have said it, I will take care of our cooking, you can do it." Honestly, it’s up to you to see what you want.”

Duo Lai said with a smile: "Then why are you exhausted? My heart aches."

Liangsheng rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, if you really feel sorry for me, you can give me more bonuses. After all, you are also my boss, so you can't be too stingy."

"No problem, I will reward you with a roast chicken at the end of the month."

Liang Sheng grinned: "Everyone who picks will urinate blood." After speaking, Liang Sheng returned to the kitchen with the basin in hand.

Duo Lai did not leave the balcony, but secretly poked his head out of the window to look downstairs, but the person on the bench disappeared. Duo Lai hurriedly searched around, and finally saw him near the stairs.

Duo Lai lay on the window sill and stared blankly, without blinking, until Liang Sheng finished the dinner, Duo Lai finally looked back.

Sitting at the table, Liang Sheng handed Duo Lai chopsticks: "Tsk tsk, I can't pull out my eyes."

Duo Lai smiled and said, "He's pretty good-looking."

Hearing this, Liang Sheng hurriedly pulled the chair and sat beside Duo Lai, and said with a smile, "Do you have any special feeling when you see him?"

Duo Lai blinked: "What special feeling?"

Liang Sheng clicked his tongue: "I just want to be punched by him..." Liang Sheng said the last word with his mouth.

Duo Lai hesitated for a moment, then said with a smile, "I haven't thought about this for now, but I think his mouth shape is very nice, and kissing must be very comfortable."

"Fuck me." Liang Sheng said excitedly, "This has caught up with the sharp eyes."

Duo Lai squinted and smiled, and put the day lily with a chopstick in the bowl: "Actually, I didn't see it very clearly." Speaking of this, Duo Lai suddenly remembered that he had a baby, and hurriedly asked: "Where do you live?" When you came in, there was a telescope in the drawer of the room, do you remember?"

"Telescope?" Liang Sheng muttered for a while: "It seems to be there. Why do you need a telescope?"

Duo Lai said with a smile: "What you can do is up to him to use it."

Liangsheng clapped his hands together: "This is a good idea, I'll look for it, maybe I can see the live broadcast." Liangsheng got up and wanted to go back to the house, Duo Lai hurriedly stopped him: "Don't be so anxious, we'll talk about it at night."

Liang Sheng sat down in his seat: "How can I not be in a hurry, his room is next to yours, as long as you don't draw the curtains, you can see everything."

"Look, you always say I'm coquettish, but you're actually the most coquettish." Duo Lai joked.

Liangsheng objected, "If you hadn't thought of the telescope, how would I be able to make a fuss? Compared with you, I am still far behind." Liangsheng picked up his chopsticks and ate with a smile. Said: "He seems to be quite rich, you said it would be great if he likes men."

Duo Lai smiled and asked: "How do you know he is rich? You must have heard something again, right?"

"Is it worth listening to?" Liang Sheng snorted, "He drives a BMW, what do you think?"

Duo Lai clicked his tongue: "That's right, we are richer than us anyway, let's eat." Duo Lai and Liang Sheng didn't talk any more, and after finishing the dinner sullenly, the two entered Liang Sheng's room together, and after half an hour of rummaging through boxes and cabinets, they finally put Duo Lai away. The binoculars I bought when I came to elementary school turned out.

"I'll try the effect." Duo Lai ran to the balcony with the binoculars, and looked downstairs. It was so clear that everything downstairs seemed to be in front of him. When he was looking around, suddenly a The figure barged in.

Duo Lai finally got a clear view of him through the binoculars. Just as Duo said, his mouth shape is very beautiful, so seeing Duo Lai's impulse, he wished to run downstairs and hug him and nibble on him.

When Duo came to appreciate it, Liang Sheng suddenly whispered beside him: "Is that his partner, or his wife? Are you married?"

Hearing this, Duo Lai noticed a woman walking not far behind him, dressed very stylishly, when she came to Pang Shuai, the two went upstairs talking and laughing.

Seeing this, Liang Sheng curled his lips: "I have a hunch that I can hear a serenade tonight."

Duo Lai turned her head: "Are you sure?" Although Duo Lai asked, she ran into the kitchen without waiting for Liang Sheng's answer. When she came out, she hurried back to her room with the lid of the thermos in her hand.

When Liang Sheng followed, Duo Lai was already holding the thermos pot lid against the wall, listening attentively.

Liang Sheng stared at it for a few seconds, then ran to the kitchen to get another thermos lid, and the two eavesdropped on each other face to face.

Liang Sheng listened for a while, then frowned and said, "Duo Lai, what did you hear?"

"Don't talk, listen carefully." Duo Lai listened carefully with his neck tilted.

As time passed by, Liang Sheng finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "It's been a long time, and I haven't heard any farts. I can't bear it anymore. Listen to yourself. I'm going back to sleep." He was mocking his own endurance in his heart, when he left Duolai's room, he looked back, then shook his neck and went back to his own room.

In this way, Duo Lai didn't do anything else all night, and listened for several hours with his neck tilted, even if he fell asleep from exhaustion, he still maintained the posture of eavesdropping.In the early morning of the next day, Liangsheng pushed the door open, and Duo Lai woke up when he heard the sound. As soon as he started to move, he felt pain in his neck. He hurriedly protected his neck and said in pain, "Birthday, I seem to have a stiff neck."

Hearing this, Liang Sheng laughed loudly: "You really listened to it all night, right?"

Duo Lai wrinkled her face, covered her neck and said, "Oh my god, I dare not move anymore."

Liang Sheng suppressed a smile: "Let me see." Liang Sheng hugged Duo Lai's head, just moved his hand, and Duo Lai roared: "Oh my god, don't touch me, it hurts too much."

Liang Sheng smiled and said: "Come on, don't go to the store today, just stay at home to recuperate, and I'll come back at noon to bring you meals." Liang Sheng got up and left after a few words of consolation, leaving Duo Lai alone to suffer at home.

At nine o'clock in the morning, Liangsheng left home and went to the store. Duo Lai tilted his head and drank a small bowl of rice porridge in the living room. Just as he was about to eat a piece of pickled cabbage, his door was suddenly knocked several times.

"Who is it?" Duo Lai growled irritably.

"Well, I live next door, and the fuse in my house is blown, can I borrow one from you?"

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☆, close range

Pang Shuai's sudden arrival completely messed up Duo Lai's position. It was obviously just a neighborly relationship, but Duo Lai felt inexplicably guilty. The thought of talking to him at close range made Duo Lai feel so nervous.At this time, Duo Lai was seriously injured, and his neck was tilted and he didn't even dare to eat a pickle lump. How could he see this virtue?

After thinking about it, Dorai decided that she still had to take care of herself.

"Brother, I'm in a hurry here. If it doesn't work, forget it." Shuai Pang knocked on Duolai's door again.

"Yes, yes, wait a minute." Duo Lai responded to him in a hurry, ran into the bedroom regardless of the pain in his neck, pulled off the bath towel from the hanger, wrapped it around his head, and then took it out of the drawer. A pair of sunglasses covered his eyes, and after he was fully armed, Duo Lai staggered into the kitchen, clutching his neck, got a fuse and went to the door of his house. When he opened the door, Duo Lai took a deep breath.

Pang Shuai waited outside for several minutes. If the electricity hadn't been cut off in the middle of taking a bath, he wouldn't have had the patience to wait in the morning.Pang Shuai was smoking a cigarette, wearing only a pair of flowery underpants, and there was still foam on his head, he nodded his right foot casually and waited.Not long after, the door was finally opened inside, and Pang Shuai was about to speak when he was startled by the man in front of him who was covering his mouth tightly and had his neck crooked.

Seeing Pang Shuai frowning and staring at him, Duo Lai hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry, I have a stiff neck. This is a secret recipe handed down from the ancestors." While speaking, Duo Lai looked at Pang Shuai carefully through the sunglasses, from the forehead Until the toes didn't fall anywhere, he could even see clearly how many whiskers the over-the-shoulder dragon had.

Pang Shuai suppressed a smile and said, "I said buddy, if you have a stiff neck, you can find a massage at a shop. The secret recipe passed down from one's family may not be effective."

Duo Lai didn't know how to answer, and hurriedly handed over the fuse in his hand: "This is an old building, and it's common for the fuse to blow out. If you don't have one, come and get it from me."

Hearing this, Pang Shuai took a closer look at the person in front of him: "Thank you then." Pang Shuai took the fuse, turned around and walked home, thinking, this crooked neck is quite warm-hearted, although he can't see how long he is. what kind of.

Duo Lai waited until Shuai Pang closed the door before turning back into the room. He took off the bath towel and sunglasses and threw them away. Only then did he feel the pain from his neck. He hurriedly covered his neck and climbed onto the bed grinning.When he looked up at the ceiling, he couldn't help thinking about everything he had just seen.

Although the neck hurts, the heart is beautiful.

Only at this moment did Duo Lai realize that looking at people is the same as looking at flowers and trees, and one can see joy, happiness, and even excitement from them.On this day, Duo Lai hardly did anything else, lying on the bed and thinking about Pang Shuai over and over again, it seemed that the stiff neck was just an excuse.

One day passed without knowing it. When Liangsheng came back from work at night, Duo Lai was still lying on the bed, his eyes were wide open. Although Liangsheng felt that these eyes were very bright, it was quite scary to stare like this. .

"I'm back." Liang Sheng sat next to Duo Lai wearing a vest, "What's the matter, does your neck still hurt?"

Dora didn't respond, but giggled and giggled.

Liangsheng grinned: "Just looking at your virtue, you can tell what happy things have happened to you." Liangsheng knew Duolai's temperament very well, and as soon as the words came out, Duolai really got excited, looked at Liangsheng and said: " Shengzi, that surnamed Pang came to our house today to borrow a fuse, and it seems that the electricity was cut off in the middle of taking a bath."

Liang Sheng said excitedly when he heard this: "Really, why did he come here? Is he wearing a towel or pants?"

Duo Lai smirked and said, "Pants."

"Damn it, you've seen all of this." Liang Sheng said excitedly.

Duo Lai moved his neck a little, but he didn't feel any special pain, and then he said: "I'm getting old, and there's a dragon tattoo on my shoulder, so I can tell he's a macho."

"Tell me quickly, did you see anything special?" Liang Sheng raised his eyebrows, making Duo Lai laugh straight away with such vigor.

"Is hairy legs special?" Duo Lai joked.

Liangsheng rolled his eyes, then raised his thigh and said, "See, I also have leg hair here, don't you think it's special?"

Duo Lai waved his hand: "What are these few of yours? Lush."

Liang Sheng clapped his hands together: "Then his needs must be very strong."

Duo Lai agreed, then leaned close to Liang Sheng, and muttered, "Look at me, I really want to take a bite..." Before he finished speaking, Duo Lai couldn't help laughing out loud.

Seeing Duo Lai's excitement, Liang Sheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said, "Why didn't I realize that you are such a silver sword?"

Hearing this, Duo Lai deliberately said: "Don't you know? I am the famous Thirteen Silver Swords. I have a silver sword and I steal people. Stealing people is really fun, fun and fun is really fun."

"You take it easy, I'm going to cook." Liang Sheng stood up with a smile, and said, "The shop is too busy to leave at noon. If you are hungry, eat a bread mat first."

Duo Lai shook his head and said, "I'm not hungry at all."

"That's right, it's strange that you are hungry when you think of a man." Liangsheng turned and left Duolai's room, and Duolai already felt that his neck was not as painful as it was in the morning, so he jumped over his bed and slowly crawled into the room. The position of the window, through the fence outside the window, Duo Lai happened to be able to see half of the scene in the next room, and he didn't seem to be at home.

Duo Lai tried to have a panoramic view of the other half of the room next door, but part of the fence was covered with iron sheets, so if he wanted to see the whole picture clearly, he had to drill his head through it.So, Duo Lai decided to find a time to tear down the fence.

Before dinner, Duo Lai received a call from old Duo Lai. The grandpa and grandson greeted each other with a few words and then hung up. Sitting at the dining table, Duo Lai said to Liang Sheng: "Let two people come to remove the fence of the window in my house tomorrow. .”

"Why dismantle it?" Liang Sheng asked while eating.

"It's convenient to see him." Duo Lai said bluntly.

Liang Sheng was surprised and said: "I always thought it was a miracle that you were fascinated by looking at flowers and grasses, but now..." Liang Sheng suddenly understood, and then put down his chopsticks and said, "Yes, I will help you. Anyway, look People are more realistic than looking at flowers and plants, which means that you are starting to waver, but... what if you go crazy?"

"Don't worry, I know what I know." Duo Lai began to eat sullenly.

After Duo Lai had dinner with Liang Sheng, Duo Lai took a tomato from the kitchen, then ran to the balcony, waiting for him to come back while eating.As soon as Ke Duolai arrived at the balcony, he saw a black car slowly parked downstairs, and then four people got out of the car, one of whom was him.

Duo Lai rushed to the living room and yelled, "Shengzi, come quickly."

Liang Sheng rushed over after hearing the news, and the two looked downstairs together. Liang Sheng said, "The man next to him is not bad, the one in the white shirt with the sleeves rolled up."

Dora nodded in agreement.

"Hey, look at what they unloaded from the trunk." Liang Sheng took a closer look with his head, and before Duo could answer, he already had the answer: "Why are they all bath towels?"

Duo Lai was also very puzzled: "Why did he buy so many bath towels? Could it be that he is taking a bath? Or..." Duo Lai turned to look at Liang Sheng, hesitatingly said: "Which family is he? A waiter in the bathing city?"

Liang Sheng suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand everything when you say that. What kind of rich man is he? In fact, the car belongs to his boss. He is just a scrubber, or a waiter. He really missed me."

Duo Lai was silent for a moment: "No wonder he asked me to find a massage today."

"It's all right now." Liang Sheng said with a smile: "He's planning for a rainy day, and he wants to take the opportunity to solicit customers. But it's nothing, but it's giving you a chance."

"What chance are you giving me?" Duo Lai wondered.

"Think about it, he's not rich, so you can chase him? Is that the truth?" Liang Sheng smiled from ear to ear.

Duo Lai smiled and glared at him: "Come on, he's straight." After speaking, Duo Lai looked downstairs, and he entered the building together with three other people.

"Everyone is gone, don't look at it, eat your tomatoes quickly, I'm going to take a shower and sleep, and I have to go to stock up tomorrow." Liang Sheng yawned, and hurried back to his room.

Duo Lai looked downstairs, took a bite of the tomato boredly, and then went back to the room.

It was still early, and Duo Lai didn't feel sleepy at all. When he was doing nothing, suddenly bursts of laughter came from the next door. Although the sound was not loud, it was enough to attract Duo Lai's attention.

Duo Lai heard the sound and started to do it, hurriedly took the lid of the thermos pot and put it on the wall, listening attentively.

"I said that you are old and not young, should you find someone to marry?"

"I don't want to for now."

"What's wrong, how many years have you been playing, and you haven't played enough?"

"Fuck, I really haven't met the right one."

"Talk to your buddies, how long has it been since you broke your gun?"

"It's been more than half a year."

"Damn it, have you changed to a vegetarian diet?"

"It's impossible, do it yourself when you think about it."

"Then think about it now? We are strong buddies. If you ask, buddies are willing to lend you a pair of big hands."

"Get out, I'm not interested in you."

"Hahahaha, I'm interested in you."

Although Duo Lai didn't hear it very clearly, he could probably guess one or two. This kind of topic completely aroused Duo Lai's interest. Unknowingly, a hot feeling spread from the lower abdomen. He opened the window with a sound, gripped the fence with both hands and drilled his head through.

Sure enough, the scenery is better here, Duo Lai can see the scene of Pang Shuai's room clearly, there is another person in the room besides Pang Shuai, and it is the man Liang Sheng said is good looking.The man was grabbing Pang Shuai's underpants and pulling them down, and Pang Shuai raised his fist with a smile.

Just when Duo Lai pouted and watched intently, he suddenly heard Shuai Pang shout: "Who is it?"

Duo Lai was frightened, but when he was about to retract his head, he found that he was stuck.

The author has something to say: I'm already laughing like crazy, let me laugh for a while after the update, well, I admit that my laugh point is very low, ah ha ha ha!

see you tomorrow...

☆, lovesickness

Duo Lai was very frightened by Pang Shuai's yelling, but in a panic, his head was stuck in the middle of the fence again. Seeing Pang Shuai standing up in the next room, Duo Lai became more flustered, and he desperately went back. She shrank her head, but her ears were about to be knocked off, but her head couldn't be liberated.

Duo Lai bared his teeth and sweated profusely, and kept saying God's blessings, just as he was about to accept his fate.