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Since she was a child, Duo Lai felt that she was as thick-skinned as a city wall, and that she didn’t bleed blood when she got a needle. For example, when she was in junior high school, she had diarrhea in class. After telling the truth to the teacher, she ran all the way to the toilet, but the faster she ran, the faster she ran. The lower abdomen was getting heavier and heavier, and I was looking at the door. As soon as the door was loosened, my pants were full, but I ate leeks again in the morning.

Logically speaking, anyone who encounters such a thing has to hide it, and just ask the teacher to tell the teacher to go home secretly, but who is Duo Lai, who swaggered back to the teacher, and said, "Teacher I want to ask for leave, I pulled my trouser pockets.

It was such a sentence that accompanied Duo for half a semester.

The past is vivid, but now it's nothing compared to what happened to Pang Shuai.

Pang Shuai turned his back to Duo Lai, picked up a ladle and poured another ladle of cold water down his head, raised his hand to wipe his face, and asked: "If you have something to say, you have to fart, can you be more refreshing?"

Duo Lai couldn't help swallowing, and was about to blurt out as soon as he closed his eyes.

"Duo come..."

Lao Duo's voice came from the ladder, Duo Lai heaved a sigh of relief, poked his head out of the wooden house and shouted: "What's wrong?"

"I've prepared the camellia noodles for you and put them on the ladder." Lao Duo yelled.

"Understood." Duo Lai withdrew his head and quickly soaped Pang Shuai: "Brother, hurry up and wash, I'll bring you tea noodles."

When Lao Duo interrupted him just now, Pang Shuai naturally forgot to ask Duo what he wanted to say just now, and after a groan, he scooped up a ladle of water again and poured it down his head.

Duo came out of the wooden house, unable to tell what it was like in her heart, in short, it was alternately relaxed and disappointed.

Pang Shuai took a shower, ran out naked, and said with a cat on his waist: "Good guy, it's cool when the wind blows." After speaking, he didn't forget to shake his buttocks, and the string in front of him also wobbled. .

Duo Lai took a sneak peek, feeling parched.

Pang Shuai hissed, and sat cross-legged on Duo Lai's quilt with his shoulders in his arms. He took the towel and put it on his shoulders: "I smell the fragrance from a long distance away. Let me taste it quickly." Pang Shuai grabbed it Brushed a handful of hairs, as if shaking off the water that was dried on it.

Where did Duo Lai dare to be negligent, and brought a bowl of camellia noodles to him: "It's been drying for a while, and it's still hot, slow down."

Pang Shuai smashed his mouth, brought it over, bowed his head and sniffed: "It smells so fragrant, I haven't tasted it for many years." Pang Shuai spitting lightly along the side of the bowl as if drinking porridge.

Duo Lai bared her teeth and smirked: "Lao Duo cooks every year, and there is also Hu Bao Mi, which doesn't leave anything behind."

Pang Shuai envied him while drinking: "Why does my grandfather treat me badly? Whenever he sees me, he gets annoyed. He never bought me a small even Genmei Denggao."

"Really?" Duo Lai blinked and said with distress: "Tomorrow, I will ask Lao Duo to buy it for you. I will buy a box and put it in the refrigerator. You can eat it whenever you want."

"Fuck, you treat me as a child? Still eating that stuff." Pang Shuai freed his right hand and punched Duo Lai, and continued, "But if you really think so, that brother won't refuse." Pang Shuai lowered his head , and spit a few mouthfuls of camellia noodles.

At this moment, Duo Lai finally realized what kind of feeling it is to be a rare person. He is quite rare for Pang Shuai who is like this now, very rare.

Pang Shuai noticed something strange, and raised his eyes to look at Duo Lai: "Why are you looking at me like this? Do you regret it?"

"Ah?" Duo Lai was stunned: "How is it possible, tomorrow I will go to the brewery to wholesale for you, okay?"

"Be virtuous." Pang Shuai drank half a bowl of camellia noodles sullenly, patted his belly and said, "It's comfortable, go to sleep." Pang Shuai threw the bowl aside, and folded the pillow under his head when he lay down: " Brother now understands that the days before were not called days."

Duo Lai put away the bowl and asked, "What's that called?"

Pang Shuai squinted and smiled: "Bastard, is he the fool." Pang Shuai let out a long breath: "Now I understand, I have to live like this, look..." Pang Shuai pointed at the surrounding flowers Hastily, but looking at the night sky: "Never before." After finishing speaking, Pang Shuai smacked his lips in satisfaction: "Sleep, get up early tomorrow." Come over there.

Duo Lai put the two empty bowls on the concrete platform, then climbed to Pang Shuai's side, and lay down on it without thinking.

Pang Shuai bent his arms, closed his eyes and embraced Duo Lai in his arms, and did not speak again.At night, under the starry sky, Duo Lai and Pang Shuai huddled together in the bed, and crickets could be heard from time to time. Such a beautiful night should be unforgettable, but it can be recalled... Unexpectedly, the next day was a big one. Early in the morning, as soon as Lao Duo started the stove, Pang Shuai woke up. Seeing that Duo Lai was still asleep, he gently pulled out his arms, moved a few times, put on his clothes and went down to the roof.

Duo Lai was awakened by the smell of breakfast, opened his eyes and found that Shuai Pang was gone, panicked in his heart, ran to the stairs and stretched his neck and shouted loudly: "Old Duo, why are you leaving my brother?" Don't even call me."

Lao Duo just walked into the living room with the plate at the moment, but was taken aback by Duo Lai's voice: "What are you shouting early in the morning, the person hasn't left, and is helping me in the kitchen." Lao Duo put down Plate: "There are a few lazy ones like you."

Duo Lai felt much relieved immediately, and said with a smile, "I'll come down now." Duo Lai turned around and took the clothes and put them on her body. When she went downstairs, she went directly into the toilet, stood in front of the toilet and yawned. There was urine coming out, and it was quite uncomfortable to hold back.Duo Lai lowered his head, concentrating on brewing, finally let out the water that had been brewing for a long time, but felt the pain in the passage of the water, like a needle prick, Duo Lai immediately held back, clutching his stomach and spinning around in place.

Pang Shuai helped Lao Duo steam the spring pancakes early in the morning, and fried potato shreds himself, but when it came out, Duo Lai never showed up, so he yelled: "Cai'er, if you don't come out, we will start eating." .”

Duo Lai blushed from the pain in the toilet, and when he heard Shuai Pang's voice, he pushed open the door without hesitation, poked his head out, and said with a wrinkled face, "Brother, it hurts there."

Pang Shuai was taken aback: "Where does it hurt?"

Duo Lai winked in embarrassment: "Niu Niu hurts." Duo Lai pointed to his body: "It hurts so bad."

Pang Shuai hurried over: "Why does it hurt?"

Duo Lai described it: "It's like being pricked by a needle. It hurts so much that I dare not pee."

"Fuck, this is not a joke." Pang Shuai hurriedly ran to the roof: "Wait for me at the door, brother will take you to the hospital." Pang Shuai ran to the roof in one breath, took his wallet and car keys, and went out At that time, Lao Duo followed out in a hurry: "Aren't you two eating breakfast?"

"Master, Duo Lai and I have something urgent, you can eat first." Shuai Pang got into the car, and when Duo Lai got into the car, he stepped on the accelerator.

There is a second-class hospital where Lao Duo lives, and the medical facilities are pretty good. When he arrived, Pang Shuai checked Duo Lai for the urology department.

"What's the situation?" The doctor looked about 50 to [-] years old, wearing a white mask, with a rigid expression and no smile.

Duo Lai said painfully, "It hurts when you pee, it hurts like a needle prick."

The doctor looked at Duo Lai while writing the medical records: "Take off your pants and poke there."

Duo Lai showed hesitation, but Shuai Pang urged from the side: "Hurry up."

Duo Lai stood up, took off her pants bravely, and lay down on the black leather bed with her buttocks pouted.

The doctor put on gloves, walked behind Duo Lai and pressed it: "Does it hurt here?"

"It doesn't hurt."

"What about here?"

Duo Lai frowned and said, "A little bit."

The doctor thought about it, and then pressed hard again.

"It hurts, hurts..." Duo Lai yelled hastily.

The doctor turned around and took off the gloves: "Okay, get up."

Pang Shuai stood behind Duo Lai from beginning to end, he watched every move of the doctor just now, even Duo Lai... In short, he saw everything that needed to be seen.

"Hiss..." Duo Lai grinned and got off the bed, pulled up her trousers and sat on the chair.

"I've caught a cold, and I'm very angry." The doctor glanced at Duo, and said again: "Prescribe some medicines for internal and external use. If the condition improves, just persist for another week."

Duo Lai nodded: "Is it expensive?"

Pang Shuai almost laughed out loud, what time is it, and he still feels sorry for money.

"Anti-inflammatory drugs are used internally, and Baoyuan stickers are used externally. Thirty times a day, three times a day, a course of treatment takes two weeks." The doctor took a pen and wrote ghosts on the medical record.

"Then why should the game be used?" Duo Lai asked.

"The main thing to protect your life is detoxification." After speaking, the doctor tore off the receipt: "Do you want to prescribe it?"

Duo Lai just let it go, it costs about a thousand yuan, he opened it and refused, but Pang Shuai snatched the receipt and said seriously: "Open."

The doctor looked up at Pang Shuai: "Go downstairs and get it. There are instructions on how to use Baoyuan stickers."

Duo came to ride a tiger and couldn't get off, and his heart was slowly dripping blood.

Duo Lai followed Pang Shuai to the first floor to get the medicine, and then left the hospital.

At the gate, the two were sitting in the car. Pang Shuai took the so-called Baoyuan sticker and took a closer look: "Fuck, this thing should be put in the underpants?"

"What fun app?" Duo Lai snatched it up without caring about the pain. When he saw the usage method above, he couldn't help but widen his eyes: "Why is this fun app so useful?"

Pang Shuai suppressed his smile: "It looks like a big Bondi."

How could Duo Lai fail to recognize this guy, he grinned with his teeth bared: "Brother, let's go back, we haven't gone far anyway."

Pang Shuai frowned on purpose: "Refund, what's the refund? I bought everything, and the medical expenses will be reimbursed by you, and it will be counted as a work-related injury."

"No." Duo Lai glared at Pang Shuai: "If you beat me to death, I won't pay for it."

Pang Shuai clicked his tongue: "Why are you disobedient?"

Duo Lai gritted her teeth and said, "Except for this matter, I will listen to you."

"Really?" Pang Shuai showed a treacherous smile.