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Pang Shuai's blind date is still pornographic after all, Pang Shuai didn't say he disagreed, and the woman naturally didn't say that Pang Shuai was not good, on the contrary, she praised Pang Shuai to the sky. As for why it didn't work out, It's nothing more than feeling that the other party is not suitable for you.

The marriage of men and women is left in this small town. Actually, it’s not a fart. How can I say that, as long as the conditions of both men and women are not bad, and it’s not such a bad thing to be single, then everyone is willing to try it, unless one of them is terrified. Ugly, the kind that can't be taken out of the ugly, this is the kind of blunt rejection.

Pang Shuai's marriage has not been settled again, and now Pang Shuai's mother is very worried. It has been a whole morning, and she is frowning without a smile.It stands to reason that with the progress of the times and the development of society, things like getting married naturally become less urgent, but in this small town, if a man is not married after the age of 22, it will be a joke.Pang Shuai's mother became even more worried when she thought that her sister's sons and daughters were all married and had children.

"Grandma, you know how to smoke, if you smoke to death, forget it." Pang Shuai's mother took a fly swatter and swung it over, hitting the head of Pang's handsome father who was watching a big gunfight.

"Daughter-in-law, can we not do this?" Papa Pang Shuai complained: "Our son doesn't lack girlfriends, why are you so anxious?"

Pang Shuai's mother gave him a hard look: "Those who are worse than our son are all married, and the children are all grown up. Do you think I can take it easy?"

"Why, do you want to see the baby?"

Pang Shuai's mother curled her lips: "I'll babysit him? Go ahead and dream, I have time to play two more mahjong."

Unable to laugh or cry, Pang Shuai said: "Then why are you in a hurry."

"Look at it, everyone is here tonight, maybe they will run on our son." Handsome Pang's mother has a headache when she thinks of these relatives in her family.

"Fuck, who the hell dares to talk, I'll cut off his head and fart today."

"That's all you can do." Pang Shuai's mother left the bedroom directly after leaving these words.

In this family, not only Pang Shuai's mother was worried, but also Duo Lai, who didn't sleep all night and was still in high spirits until morning.At this time, Duo Lai was listlessly lying on the window sill, watching Pang Shuai chatting with a few men in the yard, from their chatter content, it can be concluded that these are the neighbors of Pang Shuai's family, come here I'm here to talk to Shuai Pang.

Duo Lai didn't sleep all night, and as soon as she closed her eyes, she thought of Pang Shuai wearing swimming trunks to take a bath. When she thought of it, Duo Lai felt hot all over, wishing to take off Pang Shuai's clothes and sit on it by herself.

In the middle of the night last night, when Duo came to see Pang Shuai, he ignored him and didn't put his arms around him. Instead, he slept like a thief, suffering from his itching, so he had to secretly take off his underpants, and played while watching Pang Shuai. Said, quite a sense.

Afterwards, Duo Lai thought about it carefully, and finally understood that Shuai Pang was here to torture him on purpose.

At this moment, Duo Lai was lying on the window sill, finally feeling drowsy, he became dazed unconsciously, and he didn't know how long it had passed, he only felt itching on his lips, stretched out his hand to scratch it and continued to sleep, without After a while, this kind of slight itching came again, he had no choice but to open his eyes, and then looked into the yard, Pang Shuai and his neighbors were all gone.

Duo Lai looked around for a few times, and when she was really sleepy, she turned around and climbed onto the kang, and went to sleep.

Pang Shuai squatted under the window, suppressing a smile.Just now he saw off those few friends who were not close friends, and when he came back, Duolai saw Zhengxiang sleeping on the window sill. After careful observation, he felt more and more curious about Duolai, so he couldn't help but sneak a kiss. A few mouthfuls.

Thinking about it now, Shuai Pang feels that he is not like a man, he just wants to go on a blind date with integrity, and Duo Lai is really looking forward to it, but this is also quite interesting.

Last night, Shuai Pang deliberately hooked up with Duo Lai. As for why he did it, he couldn't explain it himself. If he really wanted to find a reason, it was that Shuai Pang didn't want Duo Lai to see other people, and he felt awkward. Commonly known as jealous.

After a while, Pang Shuai stood up slowly, and just turned his head to look at Duo Lai in the room, but what he met was a pair of big watery eyes with endless smiles in them.

Duo Lai lay on the windowsill: "Brother, what are you doing here?"

Pang Shuai was taken aback, and coughed a few times in embarrassment: "Fuck, why do I have to tell you what?"

Duo Lai laughed and said, "Brother, I'm so sleepy. You didn't talk to me last night, so I lost sleep."

"It deserves it, you asked for it yourself." Pang Shuai folded his arms, and Bei Er said proudly, "See if you will continue to flirt with me in the future."

Duo Lai kept shaking her head: "No, I'm sure I won't be yelling anymore." After finishing speaking, Duo Lai raised her head and said with a smirk, "Brother, are you sleepy?"

Pang Shuai looked at Duo Lai's smirk, and he knew what the kid was thinking at a glance, and said quickly: "Brother has to go ahead and help my mother with the busy work. In the evening, all relatives at home will come over. If you are sleepy, go to bed and have dinner at night." Alright, I'll come and call you."

Duo Lai was slightly disappointed and said, "Okay."

"Fuck, hurry up and go to bed, look at your virtue." Pang Shuai turned around and walked quickly towards the front yard.

Duo Lai couldn't help laughing as she looked at his back.Just now, he felt that someone was kissing him, but he couldn't fall asleep when he climbed back to the kang. When he climbed to the window sill again, he lowered his head, and saw Shuai Pang crouching foolishly.

Thinking of Pang Shuai stealing himself just now, Duo Lai jumped up happily, fell on the kang and kept kicking his legs, fearing that the kang would collapse.

There are five brothers and sisters in Lao Pang's family. Handsome Pang is the second child, and there is an incompetent boss over him. He is idle all day long and is in his 60s. He doesn't even have a wife.As for the next two younger brothers and one younger sister, they are all living on labor insurance.

Further down, in this generation of children, Pang Shuai is the most promising one. Although he is not proficient in reading and has never gone to college, his ability to make money alone is enough to make his peers far behind.

Tonight, these relatives knew that Pang Shuai was back, and clamored for a reunion. No, Pang Shuai's family was busy back and forth, cooking big fish and big meat, and the reception was not good. When they returned, they would get Pang Shuai's grandfather Pay attention to them.Pang Shuai's grandfather was old and confused, and he actually talked to them. In the end, it was Pang Shuai's father who was scolded.

Handsome Pang is both virtuous, and he is extremely filial to his parents. They say one thing and he will never say another thing.

Pang Shuai's mother is very unwilling to deal with these relatives, it's not that she feels sorry for the money, how much can she make for a meal, but can she still make their family dirty?The point is that she annoys these relatives. Every time she visits the door, she has to turn her intestines. Every time she speaks, she doesn’t need to change her words. Why, in the [-]s, someone’s family was so poor that they couldn’t get rid of it. Money, you don’t know how to give a little, go around, it’s always these, it’s annoying.

The meal was almost done, and these relatives came in on time according to the meal time.

As soon as the boss entered the door, he would yell, "Second brother, get me a bottle of Wuliangye to drink."

Handsome Pang was not happy when she heard this, but she didn't show any anger on the surface. Instead, she smiled and said: "Brother wants Wuliangye when he comes to the door, we are not prepared."

"What kind of wine is there?"

"Erguotou, do you want to drink?" Pang Shuai's mother wanted to talk about ordinary liquor that cost three yuan a bag.

"Okay, it's okay to work together."

Pang Shuai's mother is so angry, Pang Shuai is happy to see it.

"Just know how to laugh, get out of the way and call Duo Lai over to eat, don't starve people and children."

Pang Shuai put down his work and hurried to the backyard.

Duo Lai was sleeping in the dark at the moment, and he happened to be full of hair while wearing underpants, Pang Shuai looked at him dumbfounded, in order to tease Duo Lai, Pang Shuai stretched out his hand and flicked it lightly.

Duo Lai frowned, sat up quickly, and saw that the person in front of him was Shuai Pang, who was half awake and half asleep and smiled: "Brother, have you eaten yet?"

"Ah, it's time to eat, get up quickly." Pang Shuai casually threw the clothes to Duo Lai.

Duo Lai opened his mouth and yawned, got dressed and went to the front with Pang Shuai.

At the dining table, Pang Shuai introduced Duo Lai to everyone, and then the meal began.Almost all the relatives of Pang Shuai's family came, they were all family members with family members, and they crowded the table if they couldn't sit on it.

Duo Lai followed Shuai Pang to sit on the table in the ground, and the old men at the table began the cycle of pouring wine and drinking. The wine was poured into their stomachs one cup after another. After a while, everyone except Duo Lai blushed. .

"I said second child, you are not being righteous." The boss slammed his wine glass.

Handsome Pang was taken aback for a moment: "Fuck, don't drink if you can't drink it. Once you drink it, you will be crazy."

"The girl from the old sister's family has been admitted to a vocational school. You, an elder, don't know how to get some money? It's not like you don't know the conditions of the old sister's family. Why are you pretending to be stupid?"

Pang Shuai was not happy when he heard this: "Don't you all know about this? Didn't you say it in advance? When the child goes out of town, I will give you five thousand, and each of you will give one thousand. What's the matter?" land?"

"Five thousand is not enough, why do you have to give ten thousand?"

"Fuck, do you think my family runs a bank?" Pang Shuai's father was completely anxious, and yelled in a high voice: "My family only counts on Xiaoshuai to make money by himself, how much can he earn by working hard outside? Ah, the girl from my sister’s family is a child, so my son is not?” Shuai Pang slapped the table, pointed at the boss and said, “A few years ago, when you said you wanted to drive a car, my son gave you money to buy a car. , you ran for a few days, the car made you hit a tree, and the third child, your son got into trouble outside, my son gave you money to pave the road to find connections, the fourth child's conditions are not good, and you can't afford the money to buy a house, My son took half of it, and he still hasn’t returned it, and his brother-in-law couldn’t find a job, so it’s not that my son asked someone to find a job for him, otherwise, the family of three would eat and drink whatever they wanted.” Handsome Pang said in one breath The old past was revealed, and he said unhappy: "As long as a few families sit together, you have to talk about this shit. My family is in a good condition, but I don't help you. Remember it?"

The boss was not happy when he heard it, so he took over the conversation and said, "Back in 1980, I was sick and hospitalized, did you get a share of the money?"

Handsome Pang laughed back angrily: "Fuck, I had to take it out at that time, how old was Xiaoshuai at that time, you uncles and aunts, your conscience has been eaten by dogs." Standing up, he cursed angrily: "I tell you, from today onwards, don't even try to take a penny from me. My son is not your donkey."

"Who wants you to take it? You can do whatever you want." After finishing speaking, the boss suddenly stood up and threw the dining table over. The sudden move caught everyone off guard, and Duo Lai and Pang Shuai happened to be sitting opposite each other. Seeing that the pots, pans, stews, and hot soup were about to greet him, Pang Shuai didn't even think about it, and pulled the flower to block him behind him. As a result, all the food was splashed on Pang Shuai, and one of the pots Shuai Pang frowned while the steaming pimple soup was hot, he hurriedly unbuttoned his trouser belt, regardless of whether there was a woman in the room, he took off his trousers and threw them aside.

"He flipped the table again, how many times is this the first time?" Handsome Pang picked up the wine bottle and smashed it without thinking.

The men in the room, except for Duo Lai who didn't drink, almost all of them were drunk, and the alcohol got on them, and they immediately fought into a ball.

Pang Shuai's mother didn't care about these things, she was all about her son: "Son, are you okay?"

Duo Lai watched from the side, and Shuai Pang's thigh was already red: "Brother, let's go to the hospital, don't burn it." Duo Lai had just finished speaking when he saw a wine bottle flying over from the crowd. It flew towards Pang Shuai's head, Duo Lai was startled, and hugged Pang Shuai's head to protect him.

Duo Lai's eyes went dark, his head was buzzing, and he felt something warm and flowing down his face.

Pang Shuai grabbed Duo Lai's hand, looked at his face covered in blood, and was completely annoyed. He picked up the wine bottle on the ground and smashed it to the ground. After a crisp sound, Pang Shuai pulled his neck and shouted: If he doesn't go away, I will abolish him."

The room suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at Pang Shuai without blinking their eyes.

Panting heavily, Pang Shuai turned around and said, "Mom, quickly get me 2000 yuan. I'll bring the money to the hospital." out.

On the way to the hospital, Duo gritted his teeth in pain and kept humming. His eyes were staring at the smashed wine bottle just now, and the base of his tongue trembled a few times.

"Cai'er, have a word with brother." Pang Shuai said anxiously.

Duo Lai frowned, still grinning.

Pang Shuai hugged Duo Lai: "I'm going to the hospital soon, I'm fine, brother is here."

Duo Lai desperately clutched Pang Shuai's clothes, still refusing to let go.

Arriving at the hospital, Duo Lai was given emergency treatment by the doctor, and managed to survive through thirteen strokes. Apart from a big bump on his head, Duo Lai had the most serious gash on the right side of his face. It comes out here.

In the corridor, Pang Shuai was wearing shorts, a white shirt on his upper body, and a pair of leather shoes on his feet. The black socks were so obvious that no matter who passed by him, he couldn't help but take a look.

Half an hour later, Duo came out of the emergency room by himself, grinning and covering his right cheek, and when he saw Shuai Pang, he said with tears in his eyes, "Brother, what if I have a scar on my face?" All right."

The author has something to say: The writing in this chapter is really touching. During the holidays, when my relatives sit together, they must find out some old accounts, otherwise they will feel uncomfortable all over. Turning over the table is a common thing, and wine bottles fly over What a fart, I have seen flying knives, BIUBIUBIU, look at my little pet flying knives, hahaha.

Yoshi, see you tomorrow...