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The two have been together for a long time, and the romance that I thought about at the beginning gradually faded with time, leaving only firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea.It is said that if two people are together for a long time, they will gradually change from love to family relationship. Duo Lai doesn't want to really change like this, so he has to think of a way.

Duo Lai followed Pang Shuai back and forth to Linshi to settle down, the two of them were thinking about what to do, relying on the two of them's smart brains, they couldn't make a lot of money, and it was easy and enjoyable to make a small money.After Duo Lai and Pang Shuai arrived in this city, they looked at many houses with the agency, and finally chose a big tile-roofed house in the old alley in the city center. I fell in love with it at a glance, saying that it can be used to grow flowers and grass.Unexpectedly, things changed when they moved in. Duo Lai bought a lot of seeds from the market, mostly tomatoes and green onions. When he returned home, Pang Shuai experienced the joy of being a farmer for the first time, plowing the ground and sowing seeds. The two of them worked hard all morning, and after they were done, they sat on the steps of the door drinking tea, looking forward to a happy and beautiful life in the future.

One day, when Pang Shuai went out to buy soy sauce, he met a buddy, and the two chatted very speculatively. After a deep chat, Pang Shuai also called him brothers, and that night, he took Duo Lai and went to the buddy's house , set up a table of mahjong and began to enhance the relationship.

This table of mahjong lasted until two or three o'clock in the middle of the night without any intention of ending. Duo Lai saw Pang Shuai playing so happily, and he didn't feel sleepy anymore. Instead, he took a bowl of noodles and sat next to Pang Shuai. Watch and eat.

At five o'clock in the morning, the mahjong table was finally over. When they left, the expressions of the other three people were not very good. After Duo Lai followed Pang Shuai to the main road, Duo Lai dared to ask the reason.

Pang Shuai has watched his mother play mahjong since he was a child, and his skills are also clear, or it is said that people's hearts are separated from each other. How can we talk to each other on the first day we just met? Taking advantage of Pang Shuai's advantage, who would have expected them to meet a master, not only did not win any money, but gave Pang Shuai more than 2000 yuan.

On the way back, Pang Shuai counted the money as he walked, and he counted out 1000 yuan and handed it to Duo Lai in a cool manner: "Take it and buy candy."

Duo Lai took it with a playful smile, put it in his pocket bluntly, then restrained his smile, and said solemnly: "Brother, don't think about making money from this in the future, I don't agree."

Pang Shuai frowned: "Fuck, although you and my brother are fools, they are definitely not stupid. This kind of thing can be done once and for fun. If you do it as a profession, you can't afford to lose your fortune?"

Duo Lai breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "Then buy something delicious tonight?"

"Okay, you can do whatever you want." Pang Shuai put his hand on Duo Lai's shoulder: "Lai Caier, I haven't had sex with you for a few days, you don't even want to?"

Duo Lai pouted: "I have to dare to say it."

Pang Shuai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "If you think about it, just say it. Brother is an open-minded person. If you say it, we will give it."

"Come on, your face is so long at night, it looks like Changbai Mountain, how dare I say it." Duo Lai laughed while talking, although it was a complaint, but it felt quite interesting... …sweet taste.

"Is there?" Pang Shuai turned his head to look at Duo Lai, and made a grimace by the way: "I'm just thinking about doing something these days. You know, brother is a person who can't be idle. The money is enough to support you, but you can’t do nothing, it’s so embarrassing to say it.”

Duo Lai was taken aback, and quickly said: "I didn't expect you to support me, I have hands and feet, and I'm not doing it for money..."

"That's right, bro, I understand what you're going to say." Pang Shuai smiled and lit a cigarette, put it in his mouth and said, "From now on, the two of us will be tied together by a rope. Who cares about the money?"

Duo Lai didn't hesitate at all: "Let you take care of it, although I don't have much money."

Pang Shuai couldn't laugh or cry: "You say how stupid you are. You ran out with me and let me manage the money. What if I take the money away, what are you going to do? This is a loss of people and money, what a blow. "

Duo Lai had never thought about this, but when Jing Pang Shuai reminded him, he thought of something, and said with a smile, "You can take it if you want, as long as you are not afraid of taking a life on your body, you can take it away."

Pang Shuai grinned: "Damn it, you are really cruel."

Duo Lai said with a smile: "After I die, I will never let you go."

Pang Shuai hurriedly clicked his tongue: "Okay, you guys are ruthless enough." Pang Shuai stretched his arm, raised his eyebrows and said, "Play mahjong all night, go home and take a shower, let's take a shot twice, then go to bed, tomorrow How about concentrating your wisdom and thinking about what to do to make money?"

Duo Lai lowered her head and smiled: "Okay."

Back home, as soon as the door was closed, the two of them stood in the courtyard and began to take off their clothes. Anyway, the door was high and the wall was thick, so they were not afraid of being seen by others.Under the wall in the courtyard, a lot of morning glories had already bloomed, the two of them got together so recklessly, and the two who hadn't been released for several days, were like dry wood meeting a raging fire, burning more and more vigorously.

"Lai Caier, change your posture." Pang Shuai was sweating profusely, stood up straight, and directed Duo Lai: "Stand up with support, I'll come from behind."

Duo Lai's legs were trembling, and when he finally stood up, Pang Shuai rushed in unceremoniously, and said while moving, "Do you want to go fast or slow?"

Duo Lai opened his mouth slightly, closed his eyes and said, "Quick."

"Come on." Pang Shuai hugged Duo Lai, breathed dozens of times in one breath, feeling that he was about to stop, Pang Shuai hurriedly backed out: "Here we come."

Duo Lai turned around familiarly, raised his head, and before he opened his mouth, Pang Shuai collapsed. The battle was over, Duo Lai squatted on the ground panting heavily, his eyes were sticky: "You Can't aim."

Shuai Pang touched Duo Lai's eyes with a smile, and after he could open them, he smiled and said, "I can't hold back."

Duo Lai stood up angrily, touched it with her finger, then put it into her mouth, smashed it and said, "It's a bit bitter."

Pang Shuai smiled and hugged Duo Lai, and said in a low voice: "Recently I've been thinking about things in life, I can't hold back." Pang Shuai came to the mouth of the well with Duo Lai in his arms. The Mazha next to the mouth of the well said: "Yesterday, Kunzi called and said that my parents were looking for me everywhere, and that they would break my legs after they found me."

Duo Lai smiled while washing her face: "Well, let's fight. When you become disabled, I will support you."

Pang Shuai smiled and said: "You are beautiful, my father's temper, I can't guarantee that you will be disabled too."

Duo Lai said with a smile: "I'm not afraid, I won't be separated from you anyway."

Pang Shuai's heart warmed up, and he smiled and said, "Okay, then we won't separate."

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