When a ruffian meets a veteran

Zhoujia Village has harvested quite a lot this year. In addition to the fish distributed to each family, the rest is pulled out for sale, and three tractors are installed.The tortoise, the mascot, was inedible and was put back in the pond.However, Mi Yanchen still received a big soup.As for the big fish, he didn't want it either.The fish is too big, but the meat quality is not good.He chose a half-sized fish and made crispy fish.Add a plate of shredded potatoes and bake some eggplant cakes, and dinner is ready.

"Jianuo, come out for dinner." Mi Yanchen set up the folding table and set up the meals before dragging out Ling Jianuo who was obsessed with watching TV.

Ling Jianuo sat down on the chair, wrinkled his little nose and smelled it: "This bastard is not sleazy, it smells quite fresh."

"This is not a bastard, this is a tortoise." Knowing that Ling Jianuo is a cat, Mi Yanchen only scooped up half a bowl of soup for him. Picky eaters, looking at his mood, and talking about the weather will not change overnight, and his transformation plan can only come slowly.

"Is there a difference?" Ling Jianuo learned the mantra of bastard tortoise when he was young when he listened to the neighbor's grandma Wang scolding people. He always thought that tortoise and bastard were the same.Although the soup in the bowl is not as white as the crucian carp soup last time, the color is still good, especially now that it is steaming hot, and the aroma is very attractive.

Dip some soup with chopsticks and taste it. Seeing that the taste is not unpleasant, Ling Jianuo held the bowl and drank it in small sips.Compared with Feng Xiuxiu's cooking, he prefers Mi Yanchen to cook.Mi Yanchen will consider his taste when cooking, and will not serve dishes that he dislikes.Ever since Feng Xiuxiu saw that he didn't eat pork liver, there would be a meal of pork liver on the table in the family in three days. Even Zhang Xiaodong, who originally liked to eat pork liver, ate it so badly that she still didn't feel any compassion.

In this regard, Ling Jianuo also discussed with Mi Yanchen whether the phrase "the most poisonous woman's heart" is correct, but unfortunately Mi Yanchen's eyes light up every time he stares at the pig liver, and it tastes like the soil from the uncle's house next door. Virtue like a dog - Halazi drips happily, not at all affected by the undercurrent at the dining table.

Mi Yanchen didn't know that Ling Jianuo was vomiting in his heart again, so he scooped himself a large bowl of turtle soup, gulped it down, and then pointed to the shell on the turtle's back with his chopsticks and said, "Of course there are turtles and bastards." The difference is that the tortoise is a hard shell with cracks on the shell surface, its head is oval, has a hard beak, no teeth, and patterns on its head and limbs; while the tortoise is a soft shell with no patterns on the shell surface and is dark green. Yes, it has a pointed head, teeth, and a very long neck."

"How do you know so clearly?" Ling Jianuo kitten drank the soup in the bowl like a lick, and poked the turtle shell with chopsticks from time to time to see if it was hard. pattern.

When he finished studying the turtle, Mi Yanchen had already eaten a bowl of rice, but he quickly filled another bowl. Hearing Ling Jianuo's question, his mouth was full of rice, and he replied vaguely: "Isn't there Du Niang?" Well, once I thought of this question, I went to Baidu to collect it.”

Ling Jianuo: ...

Mi Yanchen picked off the tortoise's shell with chopsticks, put a piece of meat into Ling Jianuo's bowl and said, "This is tender."

Ling Jianuo frowned and looked at the thing covered with meridians, puffed up his face into a bun shape, hesitated again and again, he still pushed the lump of thing aside, lowered his head and continued to eat the eggplant cake in the bowl.

Mi Yanchen looked puzzled, and asked in bewilderment, "Why don't you eat?"

"Ugly!"

Stunned for a moment, Mi Yanchen stretched out his chopsticks to push the meat back to the center for him, and said dumbfoundedly: "Why does this look so good, eat it quickly."

"Don't eat!" Ling Jianuo pushed it away again.

Mi Yanchen continued to coax patiently: "Hey, eat!"

"Don't eat!" Ling Jianuo was a little annoyed, and his volume increased a little.

Mi Yanchen slapped his chopsticks on the table and ordered loudly, "Eat!"

The two looked at each other for a while, Ling Jianuo took the lead to look away, he looked at the piece of turtle meat in the bowl, just when Mi Yanchen thought he was going to compromise, he saw him stretch out his chopsticks and put the meat on the table neatly .Mi Yanchen's fists were clenched, and the look in his eyes changed several times. He stared at his little face that showed no shame or fear at all because he was pampered lawlessly and had no sense of fear at all, and said silently in his heart: Okay. A man wants to spoil his wife, and a good man wants...to control his wife!

……boom!

Ling Jianuo looked at Mi Yanchen who stood up suddenly in astonishment, feeling a little bit regretful for his ignorance just now, but his face was still calm and did not show timidity.When Mi Yanchen was cooking, he kept talking about how nourishing the tortoise soup was, and how he was too thin to gain weight by eating more. He had heard all these things, but he didn’t know that the tortoise would be so ugly after peeling its shell. The problem of not being picky eaters is over, this is too ugly to look at directly, let alone asking him to eat?

Mi Yanchen got up and went out. When he came back, he carried a one-foot-long bamboo slice in his hand. He slapped the bamboo slice on the table, then added another piece of turtle meat to Ling Jianuo and put it in the bowl. Xidi threatened: "Eat it, if you don't eat it again, I will treat you to fried pork slices with bamboo."

Ling Jianuo sneered, and glanced at the piece of bamboo without cutting it. When his eyes skipped over the tablet on the table, his body froze, and the creepy feeling emerged again. Putting the piece of turtle meat into his mouth with a straight face, he swallowed it indiscriminately.

Mi Yanchen felt complacent, feeling that he was really in control, so he unceremoniously picked up a large piece for Ling Jianuo and put it in the bowl.This time, Ling Jianuo's face turned green, he retched twice and swallowed it all.However, in order to thank Mi Yanchen, he took the tortoise head and put it in Mi Yanchen's bowl, and said with a smile: "This turtle head is really oval, you can eat it!"

Mi Yanchen squinted his eyes, picked up the turtle's head and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and swallowed the bones and meat together. "It's really delicious!" After speaking, his eyes still stopped at a certain position on Ling Jianuo's body.Ling Jianuo gritted his teeth with hatred, and the whole plate of crispy fish was smashed to pieces.Mi Yanchen didn't dislike him either, seeing that he was full, he quickly swept away all the remaining dishes on the table.

"Go inside and watch TV. I'll boil water for you after I wash the dishes." Mi Yanchen walked away contentedly with a pile of empty bowls and plates after seeing the cat's defeat. up.

Ling Jianuo's stomach was churning, he stood up limply, walked past Mi Mommy without looking sideways, and went into the room with both hands and feet.He had to think about it, he couldn't just be bullied for nothing.

Mi Yanchen worked swiftly, and took the basin into the house in a short while.Ling Jianuo walked around the large wooden basin with a diameter of about 80 centimeters and a depth of 50 centimeters on the ground twice. Seeing that Mi Yanchen came in with another bucket of water, he asked, "How do I wash this? Should I sit in it?"

Mi Yanchen poured half of the water into the basin and said, "Well, you never used this here when you were young?"

"I used it. I stand in the basin and my dad washes it for me. The Ling family's basin is not that big, it's just a footbath."

"It's no problem to sit in it, how about I wash it for you?"

Seeing his expression, Ling Jianuo shook his goosebumps all over the floor, curled his lips and said, "Nothing to be courteous to, rape or steal. You go out, and I will wash it myself."

Stepping back and forth and walking away, Mi Yanchen heard the sound of a lock being locked inside, touched his nose, walked to the door of the main room, sat on the threshold and waited.The air in the countryside is always better than that in the city. Seeing the lights on in the villagers' homes below the ridge, he suddenly felt surprisingly relaxed and happy.In that mission back then, his comrades were dead and disabled. He originally thought that even if he left, it would take a long time to forget and repair, but it has only been a year and he has been reborn.

All this is because of that little guy in the room, the little guy who ruined crutches when he was a child, was pressed on his lap and spanked, and dared to cry and curse his black heart that he would never marry a wife for the rest of his life.

The night was colder than the day, so Ling Jianuo washed hastily, changed into the pajamas Mi Yanchen brought him, opened the door and shouted outside.Mi Yanchen came in soon, his eyes wandered around Ling Jianuo, he took a coat from the luggage and put it on him, saying: "Put it on, don't catch a cold."

Ling Jianuo wrinkled his nose and smelled it, and saw that there was no peculiar smell, so he climbed into bed and sat watching TV.Mi Yanchen made a secret note in his heart that besides being a serious picky eater, he also had a slight obsession with cleanliness.

"By the way, Mi Yanchen, where should I sleep tonight?"

Mi Yanchen bent down to pick up the basin, raised his thick eyebrows, and said before turning around and going out, "Just sleep here, sleep with me, the only bed in my room at home."

Sure enough!Ling Jianuo raised the corners of his mouth, said nothing, and continued to watch TV while yawning.

After Mi Yanchen poured the water, he made do with cold water and rushed down. He was still a little nervous when he came in.However, judging from the daytime situation, Ling Jianuo would never open the door of the next room, so he was not afraid of being discovered by Ling Jianuo that there was a double bed next door.Seeing that Ling Jianuo couldn't even open his eyes, he said calmly, "Go to bed early if you're sleepy, and I'll take you up the mountain for a horseback ride tomorrow."

Ling Jianuo took out his mobile phone to check the time, and suddenly fell on Mi Yanchen with a smile, grabbed him and handed the mobile phone over: "Mi Yanchen, look, the text message from the cute bun Zhang Xiaodong' little brother, a day is like three autumns." , come back quickly' hahaha... this brat must want me to go back and pester me to buy him snacks."

Mi Yanchen smiled, he was happy to see that the children in the family liked Ling Jianuo, but sleep is still important right now. "Stop looking, go to sleep."

Ling Jianuo glanced at him, put down the phone, and under his stunned expression, stripped himself clean in two or three.He stepped over and rode on Mi Yanchen, wrapped his smooth body around him, hooked Mi Yanchen's chin with his cold fingertips, and teased in a soft voice: "Uncle, you are so anxious, don't you just want Xiao Nuo to look like this?" ?”

"Little, little Nuo!" Mi Yanchen's eyes widened, panting heavily like a bellows in his throat, Ling Jianuo's arms were wrapped around his neck, his buttocks sat on his lap, he knew through his trousers that his thing was going Excited.Although he was still a little rational in his mind, knowing that Ling Jianuo's bold move was too abnormal, he still couldn't help but look forward to it absentmindedly.

Ling Jianuo avoided his kissing mouth, twisted his earlobe with one hand, slid down his chest with the other, nimbly turned his fingers into his clothes, touched what he was looking for, and said with a clear smile: "Uncle, can you Really bad!"

Feeling the zipper of his pants being unzipped, Mi Yanchen looked down at the tent propped up in his underwear, feeling a little embarrassed.But when he saw the beautiful scenery between Ling Jianuo's thighs, he swallowed his saliva with difficulty, turned over and pushed him onto the bed.

"Little guy, I have to be responsible for putting out the fire you sparked."

"How?" Ling Jianuo smiled brightly, eyes crooked, raised the lubricant in his hand and shook it, and said innocently: "Uncle, it's really interesting that you still carry this thing when you go out to play. "

The corner of his mouth twitched, Mi Yanchen snatched it away, and coughed twice in embarrassment: "When I was buying beer, I saw it and took it."

Ling Jianuo just smiled and said nothing, grabbed his clothes and pulled him down a little, and put his mouth up on his own initiative.Taking advantage of the time when Mi Yanchen closed his eyes and kissed him, he quickly put his hand into Mi Yanchen's underwear, felt the big tongue trembling in his mouth and wanted to withdraw, he hurriedly chased after him, bit it, and dragged it into his mouth Suction.

Mi Yanchen opened his eyes, panic flashed, "Uh...you, what are you doing? Let go!"

"Hehe, don't you feel very comfortable, uncle?" The smile in Ling Jianuo's eyes became wider. He looked at the pair of deep eyes on the top of his head showing annoyance. a knot. "Okay! You can see for yourself. If you are not satisfied, I can change the binding method."

Mi Yanchen's face was livid as he felt sore and swollen and suffocated in a certain position.If he had a bad premonition, he still trembled when he saw his stuff tied up into a meat stick rice dumpling by the fishing line with his own eyes.

Circles of tiny fishing lines were all strangled into the flesh, and the blood-congested part at the top was tied up horribly. A thin line even passed through the open hole, and the slight tingling and strange pleasure made the bottom His cock thickened rapidly, and the bondage became tighter and tighter.

After a while, sweat broke out on Mi Yanchen's forehead. He clenched his fists tightly, holding back the urge to urinate, and roared word by word: "Ling! Jia! Nuo!"

"Here! Sir!" Ling Jianuo's expression froze, and then he returned to his playful smile.He looked at the man who was so angry that his teeth were itching, and he held the cock with both hands as if adding fuel to the fire, and slapped it hard twice, then turned over and wrapped himself in a quilt to hide inside. "If you don't want to be suffocated, you can go out and solve it by yourself. Do you want to borrow the chrysanthemum, and you don't want to borrow the groin. I want to borrow the five-finger girl and use your own."

Seeing what he had to say, Ling Jianuo interrupted: "Don't look at me like that, I'm not afraid of you. You promised to take me to ride a horse tomorrow, you are really sincere."

Mi Yanchen was stunned for a moment, and cursed secretly for being so stupid.He glanced at Ling Jianuo who was hiding under the quilt and showed his eyes, and then at his younger brother who was very angry, and finally went out with a sad face and pulled up his pants.