When a ruffian meets a veteran

This year's winter is particularly cold, and Ling Jianuo usually won't go out unless it is necessary, but because of his previous "farewell without saying goodbye", Yue'er and Zhang Xiaodong, two little friends, are rarely on the same front and share the same hatred, so they have taken measures against him. A series of cold violence measures.

If a child feels wronged and wants you to make it up to him, he will usually not speak up, but it can torture you to the point of losing your temper.

For several days in a row, Zhang Xiaodong, who was like a hedgehog, was bothering her, and she had to coax a Yueer who burst into tears from time to time. No matter how guilty Ling Jianuo felt, she finally became angry, and simply ignored the two little devils, and let them toss. But the consequence of doing this is that when he was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, Zhang Xiaodong barged the door to prevent him from going in, and when he was sleeping, Yue'er climbed on his bed and stepped on his stomach to play high...

In order to prevent himself from peeing in his pants one day, or being trampled to death by the little princess who started to grow flesh, Ling Jianuo got up early in the morning, and went to the department store to pick up a pair of roller skates before the kid woke up. When I came back, I bought a children's three-wheeled scooter for the little princess by the way.

There are toys to pass the time, so it won't be difficult for him anymore.

Mi Yanchen was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Seeing him come back with his things, Mi Yanchen frowned and asked, "Isn't it? I told you earlier that being a parent has to be responsible. You don't care about them. They can drive you crazy." Yes. You went so early, and you actually bought something?"

"They just opened the door, and they gave me 20 yuan cheaper." Ling Jianuo gave him a blank look, and put the things on the sofa, "Have they not gotten up yet?"

"Sister-in-law and Xu Yi got up early, while Zhang Xiaodong and Yue'er were still sleeping." Mi Yanchen held an egg in one hand, knocked it against each other, moved his thumb slightly, and the two red egg yolks were hugged by Qing Ye and fell into the bowl , It really looks like a chef. "Xu Yi went to find Yang Hui and the others. My sister-in-law, she plans to contract the canteen of the county hospital, and went to discuss things with others. If it goes well, it will be able to operate after the Spring Festival."

Ling Jianuo was not interested in Feng Xiuxiu's affairs, but he would be happy to see Feng Xiuxiu go to work and stop in California.The woman seemed to treat herself as the hostess in the hotel all day long, and he was annoyed when he saw it. He didn't have the consciousness of being a widow after a dead man.Anyway, no matter how Mi Yanchen eased the relationship between them, he would never get close to Feng Xiuxiu.

Since you want to be a widow to gain yourself a good reputation as a martyr's widow, please abide by the morals of a woman, and always think about what is going on with your man's comrades-in-arms.Yes, as a woman, it is really not easy for you to take care of your children after your husband dies, but you can learn from Yue'er's mother, leave the children and marry yourself.

What?You say you don't want to part with your son, that's fine, you can marry your son with you.

"What are you thinking about? Laughing so much that I have goosebumps. How about I fry a candied egg for you?" Mi Yanchen glanced back at him, beat two more eggs with his hands, and pulled out his chopsticks to stir. , the small kitchen suddenly became lively.

Ling Jianuo was not stupid enough to step on his bottom line, suppressed his contempt for Feng Xiuxiu, leaned against the kitchen door and yawned, he really wasn't suitable for getting up early.

Seeing his tearful appearance, Mi Yanchen felt itchy, leaned up and kissed him on the mouth, "Go to sleep after eating, you have dark circles under your eyes, if you two dare to make trouble with you today, I will clean them up for you .”

Ling Jianuo squinted at him with contempt, "Are you willing to clean up? I am willing to let you not just watch and ignore him these days."

"If I was willing, why would I prefer to hold back my pain and not touch you for so many days?" Mi Yanchen looked aggrieved, holding a bowl of eggs on his head and shaking his head as if he had been wronged so much.Ling Jianuo was already used to his shameless and rogue behavior, so he stared at him without saying a word.Mi Yanchen took the opportunity to ask for some benefits, "I was wrong last time, but it's been so many days, should the guy get better?"

Ling Jianuo gave him a cold look. At that time, he was in a hurry to go to City C and didn't pay much attention to it. He didn't notice the bleeding until he went to the bathroom later.It's not easy to go to the hospital for this kind of thing, and you can only buy some medicine to rub it yourself. Fortunately, it was only a small tear, otherwise he would have chopped off Mi Yanchen's heart.

Receiving the coldness, Mi Yanchen compromised rather unwillingly, "If you don't do it, you don't do it, so why are you so fierce?"

"Touch!" Ling Jianuo slapped the kitchen door loudly, and said, "I washed my clothes after dinner, and put those two pairs of shoes under the bed together." and left.

Mi Yanchen was taken aback, and chased to the kitchen door and shouted at him: "Your hands don't hurt, you can just pat me next time when you get angry. I have a thick skin, so I can pat you casually."

Ling Jianuo was too lazy to talk to him, and walked towards the room where he used to sleep.Ever since Zhang Xiaodong's mischievous "play" broke his bed last time, he moved to Mi Yanchen's room to sleep and never moved back. Now his room is given to Yue'er.Zhang Xiaodong still lives with his mother.Xu Yi's high school plan is to live on campus, so Zhang Xiaodong can live in his room at that time, change to a bunk bed, and wait for Xu Yi to come back on the weekend to squeeze in.Although there was still a whole floor of vacant rooms downstairs, both Xu Yi and Mi Yanchen felt that it was better for the family to live on the first floor.

"Yue'er, get up and have breakfast." Ling Jianuo lay down beside the bed, pinching the little princess's shiny nose.

Yue'er got up very angry, she opened her eyes and took a look, then turned over with her mouth flattened and went back to sleep.Ling Jianuo got up with his hips on his hips, and said with pretended regret: "Hey, thanks to me getting up so early, I bought someone a pink scooter. It seems that someone doesn't care about it anymore. Forget it, I'll take it Give it to Zhang Xiaodong."

Ling Jianuo turned around slowly, and after only two steps, he heard a soft and cowardly voice behind him saying anxiously: "Little brother, Yue'er's Yue'er's, don't give it to Zhang Xiaodong, don't give it to him."

"Hehe" Ling Jianuo turned around, saw that she had climbed out of the bed by herself, and took the clothes for her to wear, "Well, it's yours, I haven't woken Zhang Xiaodong up yet, you woke up earlier than him, so it must be yours .”

"En..." It's rare for the little princess to not have sleepy eyes when she just woke up. Her eyes are black and bright, she focuses her head solemnly, and puts on the down jacket quite cooperatively.

Ling Jianuo helped her get dressed, took her to wash her face, brushed her teeth, and combed her hair. He only learned this technique in the past two days.

"Hehehe..." Yue'er rolled her eyes when she saw the scooter on the sofa, and happily pushed it in the living room to play. The cold morning was much warmed by her cheerful laughter.

Ling Jianuo was not so polite to Zhang Xiaodong, he just lifted the quilt and slapped his little butt twice, "Zhang Xiaodong, if you don't open your eyes when I count to 3, I will give the pair of skates outside to Xiaopang go."

"No!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaodong, who was in a "deep" sleep, opened his eyes immediately, and without Ling Jianuo's urging, he quickly put on his clothes and pants, his face was full of flattery, "Brother Jianuo, You really bought me roller skates, cool? Are they the same as yours? I want the same as yours."

"Do you want love or not." After leaving a word, Ling Jianuo turned around and left.On his birthday, Mi Yanchen gave him the skates, and after he came back, he wore them to the park once, but this time, Zhang Xiaodong missed them.

Mi Yanchen doesn't care about spoiling children casually, but he finds it troublesome. He has to teach them after buying skates. It's cold, and he really doesn't have that kind of leisure, so he doesn't respond to Zhang Xiaodong's messing around.But this morning, he took the initiative to buy it, and he officially raised the white flag to the two little devils. If he was asked to hold his urine and get blocked by the toilet door, he would not guarantee that he would not pee his pants.

It really can't hurt a big kid to hold grudges!

The two little ghosts have new toys, so they eat breakfast a lot faster.If it weren't for Mi Yanchen's sullen face, the distribution of production to each household, and his attitude that if anyone doesn't finish eating, he won't even think about getting off the table, the two of them would have already left the table to play.

After finally eating, Mi Yanchen cleared the table, Zhang Xiaodong took Ling Jianuo to the park, "Brother Jianuo, let's go to the park to learn, it's spacious and easy to slip away, last time I saw the sixth grade students in our school, It’s so cool to be able to jump to the edge of a flower bed, slip through a flower bed and jump down again!”

Seeing his blushing, Ling Jianuo almost sprayed his saliva on his face with excitement, and pushed him away in disgust, "No, why should I teach you, learn by yourself."

Zhang Xiaodong quit, tired of him and couldn’t get up, “I can’t learn by myself, I’ll fall if you don’t look at me, brother Jianuo, please, I won’t dare to stop you next time Going to the bathroom, I beg you, brother Jianuo."

Yue'er saw it interestingly, pushed the scooter to the sofa, grabbed the scooter with one hand, and lay on him with the other hand, imitating Zhang Xiaodong to please him, "Brother Jianuo, please, please."

"Hey, I changed my name to Brother Jianuo." Ling Jianuo teased, and then lowered his face, "No, in such a cold day, whoever wants to go will go."

Zhang Xiaodong saw that acting like a baby was not enough, so he found another way, "Brother Jianuo, you are not good at playing, my uncle has bought it for you for so many days, I only saw you slip away once, and most of them came back by walking." .”

Such a low-level provocative method, Ling Jianuo didn't cut it originally, besides, it's not a skill to be able to skate on ice skates, but it takes ability to walk on a flat bottom while wearing roller skates, but he obviously I won't tell Zhang Xiaodong, but after being told by this ignorant brat, he also remembered that he really hasn't had fun for a long time, and he felt a little urge to show off his skills.

Opening the window from the living room and looking at the small courtyard downstairs, Ling Jianuo turned his head to Zhang Xiaodong and said, "Did you see the wooden boards on the edge of the ping-pong table?"

Zhang Xiaodong put his feet on his feet, stretched his neck to look, nodded and said: "I see."

"Go down and put it on the ping-pong table, and watch me do a trick for you." Ling Jianuo hugged Yue'er, who was not tall enough to jump around in a hurry, and let her look down for a while, then put her down and said: "You Go down too, so you can see better below."

"En..." Zhang Xiaodong took Yue'er downstairs, followed Ling Jianuo's instructions in the yard, and placed the wooden boards on the ping-pong table at an angle.

Ling Jianuo went back to the room to change his shoes, walked back to the window, looked down, saw that the direction was right, and waved him to step aside.The window sill in the living room was a bit high, Ling Jianuo looked around the room, cleared the things on the long cabinet in the entrance, moved the cabinet to the place facing the window, and jumped on it with one hand.

The pulley rolled on the cabinet, and he accelerated, slipped across the 1.5-meter long cabinet in an instant, and flew down from the open window...

Mi Yanchen saw this scene as soon as he came out of the kitchen, and he flew over in fright. When he rushed to the window, he saw Ling Jianuo's center of gravity shifted down, landed on the ping-pong table to relieve his strength, and then rushed along the wooden plank. In the yard, Pretty turned around and came back to the stunned Zhang Xiaodong and Yue'er who was covering her mouth, with embarrassing expressions on her face.

"Wow!" The two younger ones cheered and clapped their hands, pulling Ling Jianuo's clothes and chattering non-stop.

Mi Yanchen took a breath, suddenly found that his legs were a little weak, and he was so angry that he covered his head with one hand and had a headache.After letting go of his hand, he didn't interrupt the few people below who were busy worshiping and accepting worship, and directly grabbed the fly swatter that had been left unused in the long cabinet, and went downstairs aggressively.

"Brother Jianuo, you must tell me to teach me, this is the ultimate skill for picking up girls." Zhang Xiaodong couldn't stand up straight anymore, bowing his head and nodding, making him look like a dog leg.Yue'er also imitated, "Brother Jianuo, you must call me, this is picking up girls and killing chickens."

The corner of Ling Jianuo's mouth twitched, but before he could speak, a gloomy voice suddenly sounded from behind, "I'll see who dares to learn!"

Zhang Xiaodong had already seen his uncle, and by the way he also saw the fly swatter, and shrank his neck in fright.Ling Jianuo turned his head back with a smile, and was about to express "resolutely obey orders", when he was startled by the fluffy fly swatter.

"Hehe... It's winter, and I'm fighting mosquitoes."

Mi Yanchen squinted, and suddenly a fly swatter hit his ass, because the fly swatter was not long enough to face each other, it only hit his thigh, and Ling Jianuo wore a lot of clothes, so he didn't feel any pain, but he's ashamed, two brats They are still there, and Mi Yanchen is too disrespectful to him.Bah, bah, bah, it's not a question of whether the kid is there, the problem is that Mi Yanchen beat him again.

"you……"

"Shut up! I'll settle the score for you later." Mi Yanchen roared, stepped forward and pointed to Zhang Xiaodong, "Stand over here."

Zhang Xiaodong was about to cry, he did nothing wrong, "Uncle, what did I do?"

Mi Yanchen didn't listen to his nonsense, went up to pump his butt a few times, it probably didn't hurt, and then looked at Yue'er who was standing last.Seeing that it was her turn, Yue'er pursed her lips and tears were rolling, Mi Yanchen opened her mouth, knelt down and hugged her, and shouted at the two people who were standing stupidly: "Get out of here."

Zhang Xiaodong wept, shook his hands and followed.Ling Jianuo raised his eyebrows, he didn't want to admit it, but he was a little nervous. Mi Yanchen had a criminal record, so he was really angry, and he was not merciless in beating people.

After dawdling for a while, he still slid upstairs on his roller skates.When he entered the door, he saw Yue'er sitting on the sofa, and Zhang Xiaodong was punished to stand in the corner.Seeing him coming up, the two called him timidly.Maybe he had a premonition that he would not end well, Ling Jianuo guiltily avoided the eyes of the two, did he implicate the two little devils?

Mi Yanchen came out of the kitchen, his expression still ugly, but the fly swatter was gone, replaced by a roll of plastic wrap.Ling Jianuo watched him walk behind Zhang Xiaodong, slapped Zhang Xiaodong on the buttocks, and the kid himself raised his head and straightened his chest without looking sideways.

Zhang Xiaodong didn't know what the punishment was, so he kept begging for mercy in a low voice, "Uncle, I was wrong, I dare not, please forgive me."

"If you make a mistake, be honest with me. I think you got carried away during the holiday." Mi Yanchen wrapped his hands around his body with plastic wrap, from his shoulders all the way down to his calves.After wrapping it up, Zhang Xiaodong became a sculpture of a human being. Except for his head, which can turn around, he can't move anything else.

Mi Yanchen hit him twice again through the plastic wrap, "One hour, stand still for me, if you fall, it will double."

Zhang Xiaodong hasn't been entangled by this thing before, but he's not afraid after listening to it for an hour, and he honestly promised: "Well, I'll stand still."

Ling Jianuo was speechless about the cowardly behavior of the little overlord, his white eyes were quickly put away, and he met Mi Yanchen's eyes with hidden anger.The expression on his face froze for a moment, and immediately lowered his eyebrows and looked pleasing to the eye.

Mi Yanchen took a deep look at him, went into the kitchen again, took a plate and grabbed three handfuls of mung beans, three handfuls of soybeans in it, stirred them well, and put them on the tea table. "Will Yue'er help uncle divide the beans?"

Yue'er glanced at the beans inside, then looked back at Zhang Xiaodong standing in the corner, and the little brother with a surprised face, and asked in a low voice: "Is there no branch? Yue'er wants to play with the little brother."

"No." Mi Yanchen stood up, watched her shrink down from the sofa, leaned on the coffee table and began to divide the beans, then walked up to Ling Jianuo, pushed him, and pointed his chin in the direction of the room, "Go in."

Ling Jianuo waited for him to go first and open the door, then gritted his teeth and followed in. He didn't believe that Mi Yanchen could still eat him.

Hearing the movement, Zhang Xiaodong turned his head to take a peek, and was immediately overwhelmed by Ling Jianuo who was able to slide away without moving. He was even more determined in his heart to learn to skate, and wanted to show off in front of chubby Yang Ziyun at the beginning of school. It seems that the standing penalty is not so tiring.

Seeing someone slipping in, Mi Yanchen shouted with a sullen face, "Take it off!"

Ling Jianuo didn't touch his brows, and obediently opened the stool in front of the desk and sat down, took off his skates, and after taking them off, he realized that he didn't have any slippers, but Mi Yanchen, who was sitting on the bed, obviously had no intention of helping him, For a while, they could only sit on the stool and stare at him.

Mi Yanchen stared at him for a full 2 ​​minutes before getting up to get him slippers, "The two little devils have been punished, what do you say?"

Ling Jianuo put his feet into the slippers, stood up and lay on top of him, "What a big deal, don't worry, don't dare to say anything else, but I won a national award for skating, ah! What are you doing? "

Mi Yanchen picked him up, threw him on the stool and knelt down, watched his legs go down, and warned in a deep voice: "Do you dare to come down and try? I'll take you outside and teach you a lesson, believe it or not?"

Ling Jianuo's feet that were about to be put on the ground stopped, and the hero put him back on the stool and knelt without paying the price.Mi Yanchen took a notebook from the desk, found a pen and handed it to him, "Review, don't write it down without a thousand words."

"Are you kidding me?" Ling Jianuo sarcastically said, before Mi Yanchen could say the last words, Mi Yanchen quickly pulled down his pants, took a plastic ruler and slapped his buttocks.

Ling Jianuo's nose was so angry that he turned around and scolded angrily, "Are you having a fucking convulsion?"

Mi Yanchen turned his eyes cold this time, and shot over with sharp piercing eyes.Although Ling Jianuo was afraid, his heart was even more furious, and he wanted to get off the stool by force.Mi Yanchen snorted coldly, pushed him down on the table, raised his hand and whipped his sticking buttocks. "I didn't want to hit you at first, but you are really itchy."

"Damn, you bastard, ah!" Ling Jianuo exclaimed, quickly covered his buttocks with one hand, and rubbed them vigorously, his face was flushed, anxious and ashamed, "Mi Yanchen, you are enough, You're welcome to hit me again."

"Why do you want to be impolite?" Mi Yanchen asked, and then waved a few feet towards his buttocks.

In winter, even though the pants were all hanging on his thighs, Ling Jianuo still felt goosebumps on his buttocks from the cold, and the plastic ruler was drawn to his buttocks, the short-lived but unignorable brittle pain made him feel very shame.

Mi Yanchen didn't have so many pimples in his heart. Seeing that his neck and ears were red, and there were a few shallow marks on his buttocks, he let him go and let him stand up straight, "Write or not?"

Do not write!The words spun around in his mouth, Ling Jianuo grabbed the pen angrily, and wrote the word "review" on the first line of the notebook.Mi Yanchen saw it, and said in a neutral tone: "Are you rich in experience?"

Ling Jianuo slapped the pen on the table with a slap, and glared at him back.With a big face paralyzed, Mi Yanchen waved the ruler, raised his thick general eyebrows and asked, "Is there a problem?"

"I'm pulling up my pants!" Ling Jianuo rolled his eyes at him, and went to pull up his pants with both hands.

But Mi Yanchen pushed his hand away, "Don't mention it, this is punishment for your cursing just now." He walked over and turned on the heater, "Don't tell me about your illness, the room won't be cold. "

Ling Jianuo picked up the pen again awkwardly, his stomach was full of anger, he was still a will-o'-the-wisp, wishing he could bite him and eat him, and beat him for something serious, and even wrote a fart self-criticism.Feeling angry, the handwriting is naturally not good-looking, let alone the content-Mi Yanchen, you are a tyrant, fascist, violent, bossy and unreasonable bastard who only knows how to squeeze people with his fists!I'm going to draw a circle and curse you!

Mi Yanchen went out to have a look at Zhang Xiaodong, saw that he was already a little unsteady, and said, "It's still early, stand still." Then he saw Yue'er divided two small piles on the coffee table, the color was right, it was The speed is very slow, it is estimated that it can be completed in an hour.

When meeting the room, Mi Yanchen's heart suddenly moved, he went into Xu Yi's room to find a school uniform and came out.