The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua was forced to share half of his long vacation trip with his boss, mainly the evening half.When the roommates asked about it, Lu Xiaohua said with a bitter face, "My brother is here."

Others said one after another, "Your family really cares about you, the younger brother left and the older brother came again."

After hearing what Lu Xiaohua said, the boss excitedly forced Lu Xiaohua to call him brother all night.

In contrast, the life of Lu Yulin who returned abroad has become dire.

The reason lies in the boss's cousin.

In fact, the relationship between Lu Yulin and his boss is more innocent than white paper. He has other priorities when he returns to China this time: he comes back to receive more than half a month of "pre-job training".

The reason why Lu Yulin fell into the eyes of the boss was actually because he accidentally got in front of the boss when he was working part-time.At that time, the boss saw that he, a person from the lower class, was able to behave in a good manner, and his ability to fool was obviously strong, so he quickly decided to put him on the key cultivation list.

It was only later that Lu Yulin found out what was going on with this key cultivation list.

Also known as the "professional escort list".

The story started with the boss's Doubi cousin, who had a legendary experience, because he had six older brothers, so logically speaking, it would not be his turn to take the lead.As a result, his eldest brother died early, his second brother became a monk, his third brother ran away for love, his fourth brother decided to support himself, his fifth brother started art, and his sixth brother, who was most promising to support the family business, suffered a heart attack last month and was hospitalized I went to recuperate...

So the boss's funny cousin was pushed to the front of the stage.

Of course there is a reason why Doubi is called Doubi—because he can never figure out the situation.

For example, he used to have hundreds of thousands of pocket money every month, but he never knew where the card he received pocket money was stored, which directly made himself a pauper-this caused him to be in the private school he attended. Discriminated against.

It is said that because he was bullied all day long at that time, he fell in love with a third-rate writer who had been patiently and heartily encouraging him.

Lu Yulin received more than half a month of "job training", and was soon sent to the boss's funny cousin.

The person who sent him to Dobby Cousin's company pointed out the door to him and left at the speed of light.

Lu Yulin: "..."

The conditions offered by the boss to Lu Yulin are very generous, including tuition, board and lodging, and round-trip transportation, and the only thing he needs to pay is a little spare time after class. This sounds no different from when he used to work part-time.

After the actual practice, Lu Yulin realized with blood and tears: How could there be no difference!What a big difference!It's mental torture to stay around such a guy!

Fortunately among the misfortunes, Cousin Doubi seems to be very satisfied with Lu Yulin.

The specific manifestation is that when he met, he happily grabbed Lu Yulin's hand and said: "Are you the one who can help me write book reviews very well!"

Lu Yulin: "..."

Yes, that's what he does part-time.

Cousin Doubi is very distressed recently, because he gave his beloved author 1 yuan, and the author ignores him--in the past, the author would happily talk to him about the idea of ​​a new article every time he opened a new article, but now the other party no longer Didn't speak to him.

Of course, it wasn't just him, even the other side of the Golden Alliance who spent [-] yuan didn't pay attention.

Cousin Doubi excitedly said to Lu Yulin: "I knew that people like Da Da treat money like dirt! Throwing money into the text is an insult to his personality! His works cannot be measured by money! I and other The authors have chatted with them, and they all like the kind of long analysis of the content of the article and the comments of the characters.” He became frustrated again while talking, “But I grew up here, and my Chinese is very bad, and I can’t write at all. That kind of comment." He looked at Lu Yulin with fiery eyes, "That's why I want my cousin to find someone who can write for me with good Chinese! You are recommended by my cousin, I am very relieved, you will read it today Da Da’s first book is ready, I’m going to start writing Da Da’s first book!”

Lu Yulin: "..."

Please add the word "please" after the beginning, thank you!

Then Lu Yulin's mental torture began.

Originally, he thought that an author who could be so respected must have at least graduated from high school, right?

I didn't expect him to think highly of this third-rate writer!What kind of nonsense did he write?The sentences are not smooth, there are many typos, the plot is naive, the plot is messy, the characters are like children playing house, and they can't be more stupid-in short, there is no such thing as reading pleasure.

Don't say anything else, let's just say that the protagonist, who is so stupid, is so stupid as to take the blame for his brother, and so stupidly obediently ran to jail for his brother!Although he obtained the inheritance of masters such as the XX family and the XX gang in the prison, it still can't conceal his stupid nature!

Anyway, Lu Yulin scoffed at such fools.

Even if it was his stupid brother, at most he would help him to blame him when his cheating was exposed, and he would definitely not do it if he was really caught and sent to jail.

Lu Yulin really wanted to leave a message saying: "Has the author graduated from junior high school? Is he still in primary school?"

But under the expectant eyes of his cousin, Lu Yulin could only begin to type out a series of compliments as a brain fan: "This is the first article written by Xiao Lu Da Da. Although the writing style is relatively young, but I can already see the light of God on Xiaolu’s big head. The deep brotherhood between the protagonist and his brother is very touching. In the sea of ​​obscenity, the sincere emotion of this article is like fireflies in the dark night. Same, shining..."

Cousin Doubi is very satisfied with Lu Yulin's high-level long commentary.

After he got the first comment, he opened an account to post a copy to his beloved author, and also posted a copy to the usual forum, and then happily waited for the beloved author to discover his "love".

On the other side, Lu Xiaohua returned to school after the long vacation trip, clicked on the forum and Dianduan.com, and suddenly found himself in a bloodbath!

The reason is that a funny reader who hasn't appeared in a long time suddenly wrote a long commentary with both literary talent and funny comparison, praising his debut novel with 100 million words and only earning 2000 yuan!

Doubi Reader is now a major league of so many books, and his posts naturally attracted widespread attention.

So a large group of book friends who didn't know the truth ran to read the article excitedly after reading his comments.

As a result, everyone's reaction was very unified: Fuck!What the hell is this!

Lu Xiaohua really likes to read other people's articles complaining about him, but this time the army of complaining is too violent, and the number keeps rising, there is no way to stop it!

Lu Xiaohua's tenacious little heart couldn't bear it.

What is gratifying is that there is gradually a voice of praise for him under the new article: "After reading some of your old articles, I suddenly feel that it is not easy for you to persist until now. It is really a miracle in the Internet literature world!"

Lu Xiaohua was so happy that he couldn't help finding an editor to share his joy with him.

edit:"……"

The editor seriously explored with Lu Xiaohua: "Is this guy a fan of you?"

This long review is full of praises for Lu Xiaohua, especially when it comes to analyzing the plot and characters in the middle, the writing is so smooth and the expression is so clear, it is many times better than Lu Xiaohua's main text.

Such a comparison makes it even more apparent that Lu Xiaohua's debut novel looks like a lump... Xiang!

People who ran to read the article because they were attracted by the comments found that Lu Xiaohua wrote this kind of thing, they would definitely be furious, and smashed bricks in anger!

So there is no other explanation except that the fans turned black to deliberately black him!

This trick of borrowing a knife to kill people is really ruthless!Really poisonous!It's really scary!

The editor strongly recommends that Lu Xiaohua talk to Doubi readers, and explain any misunderstandings, it’s fine if you can’t keep the local tyrants, if the local tyrants really want to turn black, the consequences will be very serious!

After listening to the editor's analysis, Lu Xiaohua couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

He just shrunk back and forth, so he couldn't be so bitter and bitter, right?