The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

There were two children of the same age lying on the bed, and they got up quietly after the housekeeper turned off the light.

The elder brother put his head against his younger brother's and asked in a low voice, "Brother, I have a question that I can't even think about..."

The younger brother looked mature: "Speak."

The elder brother asked distressedly: "It is said on TV that children are born from the womb, so which father gave birth to us?"

The younger brother was also lost in thought.

The elder brother said: "You don't know, brother? Then I will ask my little dad tomorrow."

The younger brother said, "No, he won't say it, he treats us as children."

"Why can't children know?"

"They are afraid that we will suddenly become adults." The younger brother said with certainty.

"Isn't that good?" My brother was puzzled.

"It's not cute when you become an adult. Many people like cute things."

"Oh," my brother was confused, "is it important to be cute?"

"It's very important." The younger brother nodded emphatically, "For example, if the housekeeper grandpa is angry, the little daddy will let us comfort him; if the little daddy is angry, the eldest daddy will let us comfort them. If we grow up, there will be no one to help them .”

"So that's the case! Then we should not grow up." Brother suddenly realized.

The younger brother said solemnly, "We have to investigate for ourselves who gave birth to us."

My brother was confused: "How to check?"

The younger brother said: "First of all, we need to understand how to have a baby, and then observe the big daddy and the little daddy carefully." After thinking for a moment, he got up and picked up the phone to dial, "I'll ask Brother Yang."

He quickly answered the phone and asked in a low voice, "Hello, is this Xiaoling?"

The younger brother said, "No, Brother Yang, it's me. Who is Xiao Ling?"

The other side said: "Oh, it's Xiaobei, and Xiaoling is... cough, don't worry about it. Why are you still awake? Didn't the butler grandpa stare at you?"

The younger brother said, "The housekeeper's grandpa went to urge the little daddy to sleep." He also lowered his voice, "Brother Yang, I want to ask you something, you have to tell me."

He said, "Ask, what's the matter?"

The younger brother said, "What can you do to have a baby?"

The other side said seriously: "I didn't know at first, but today my mother taught me not to kiss Xiaoling, otherwise Xiaoling would become pregnant. Do you know that you are pregnant? After pregnancy, you will have a baby."

The younger brother said, "So that's the case, thank you Brother Yang!"

The younger brother put down the phone, and told his elder brother his reasoning: "Kissing will give birth to a child, and the person who is kissed will become pregnant!"

The older brother said, "Wow, the little daddy and the big daddy are kissing all day, so we will have a sister soon!"

With a straight face, the younger brother went to bed and pulled the quilt over, turned his back to his elder brother and said, "Do you really want to have a younger sister?"

Brother said: "Of course! Don't you think my sister is soft, warm, and very cute? Brother Yang has a younger sister, but we don't!"

My brother said, "I'm asleep!"

The elder brother let out an "oh" and then got into bed.

The younger brother said angrily, "Your feet are so cold, stay away from me."

The elder brother obediently shrank to the other side, muttering: "If it's my younger sister, I'll definitely let me hug you to sleep..."

After a while, my brother curled up on one side and fell asleep.

The younger brother wiped away his tears.

He scolded: "My brother is an idiot, an idiot, a big idiot. If you don't have a younger sister, you'll dislike me. I absolutely can't let the big daddy and the little daddy have a younger sister..."

When Lu Xiaohua woke up the next day, the boss was sitting in the hall reading the newspaper, his elder brother was obediently sitting at the table eating breakfast, but his younger brother was sitting next to the boss, staring at him.

Seeing him coming, the younger brother immediately looked at him vigilantly.

Lu Xiaohua said, "Good morning brother, let's have a good morning kiss."

The younger brother almost jumped up when he heard the word "kiss", but thinking that good morning kisses are always cheek kisses, he leaned towards Lu Xiaohua's cheeks expressionlessly and kissed them.

Lu Xiaohua said in surprise: "My brother is so good today." He is willing to take the initiative to be a relative!

The elder brother seemed to be looking at this side all the time, and after seeing his younger brother kissing Lu Xiaohua, he also ran over happily: "My brother, I want to kiss you good morning too!"

The younger brother still hated his elder brother for wanting a younger sister, so he ignored him.

Lu Xiaohua said: "Yo, my brother is having a fight!"

The elder brother was at a loss and said, "What's the matter with you, brother? Are you unhappy?" He stretched out his hand to hug his brother, "Then I'll kiss you good morning!"

The younger brother turned his head and glared at him: "Who cares - um -"

The lips of the two children touched together.

Both elder brother and younger brother stared round.

The butler clicked the camera next to him and took a picture of this precious scene.He happily pulled Lu Xiaohua and the boss to look at the photos: "Look at how interesting they are!"

The brothers were dumbfounded.

The younger brother was stunned for a while, resisting the urge to cry and dragged his elder brother upstairs.

Lu Xiaohua asked: "Go to kindergarten soon, what are you doing upstairs?"

The younger brother replied: "I forgot to take something!"

The younger brother took the older brother back to the room, his eyes were red: "Who did we count as being kissed just now?"

The elder brother also realized the "seriousness" of the matter, he opened his mouth wide and said, "I, I don't know either!"

My brother said, "What if we get pregnant?"

My brother said nervously, "I, I will be responsible! Whether it is you or me, I will be a good father!"

The younger brother hugged his older brother tightly and shouted: "I will also be responsible!"

My brother said, "Let me listen to your stomach and see if there is a baby in it. I like girls, how about you?"

The younger brother said: "...I don't like girls!"

The elder brother said, "Oh, I like both men and women." He lifted his younger brother's school uniform and stuck it on his belly.

The younger brother's voice was tight: "Did you hear that?"

My brother said, "I only heard gurgling."

The younger brother said, "Then let me listen to you!"

At this time, the boss opened the door and walked in, reprimanded with a straight face: "What are you two doing nonsense? The elder brother or the younger brother, you choose!"

The elder brother bravely stood in front of the younger brother, stammering out what they were both worried about and looking forward to.

boss:"……"

Lu Xiaohua couldn't stop laughing.

The butler wiped his sweat away.

He was afraid that the boss would get mad, so he said seriously: "Stop thinking about it, Xiaobao, Xiaobei, it is impossible for a man and a man to get pregnant, no matter how much they kiss."

After sending the two children to kindergarten, Lu Xiaohua called and complained: "Your Xiaoyang is only in the second grade of elementary school, and he has started to have puppy love?"

Send a novel: "Don't mention it, I'm so worried, that little bastard is really ugly. How do you know, did he say something to your little devil again?"

Lu Xiaohua told Fa Xiao what happened just now.

Fa Xiao was also having fun, and after the fun, he assured Lu Xiaohua: "Okay, I understand, when that kid comes back, I must beat him up."

Lu Xiaohua laughed.

It's an amazing feeling that they are both fathers when they were young.

Lu Xiaohua turned his head and kissed the boss: "Big Daddy, you are following the strict father's line."

The boss said, "Yeah, it's hard work being a father of three kids."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

evening.

[Tree Hole] All the authors I like have become Xiuwa madmen...

Main Building: Can you imagine?Click on Weibo, space, circle of friends, there are Xiuwa crazy demons everywhere...

I can't take it anymore!

1L: LZ, you are showing your age

2L: The first floor is correct. Generally speaking, the chance of winning is so high. LZ must be approaching Xiuwa’s age. 3L No wonder there are more and more birth stories

4L: LZ will open posts to complain, either you don’t like those authors enough, or the baby is not cute enough...

8L: 4L is the truth, I hope my family will show off their baby every day!

9L: I saw LS+10086 at the signing, it couldn't be cuter, it's a pity that I don't send photos!

……

292L: Xiaolu Juju fans come to Balou again, hehe, even the tree hole stickers can be turned into Xiaolu Juju's special session, really drunk 293L: LS How do you know it's Xiaolu Juju?

294L: Nima, you think I didn't go to the signing ceremony?I don't think there's anything special about it. One baby is expressionless, and the other is very innocent. How cute is it?I really doubt your aesthetics.

295L: ...

296L: ...

297L: ...

298L: What to do?Even if brother 292's next sentence is "The giant deer is really stunning", I wouldn't be surprised!Am I spoiled by Xiaolu's big blacks?

299L: I'm here to turn the page

The butler was about to click on the second page to see the latest battle situation, when two little children opened the door and crept in, asking, "Grandpa butler, what are you looking at?"

The butler said, "Someone is making trouble again, I'm going to fight with them."

My brother asked, "What is a fight?"

The younger brother said, "Stupid, just pinch and quarrel."

The elder brother said, "Grandpa housekeeper, is someone arguing with you? I'll help you too!"

The housekeeper said, "No, no, you have to read all the words before you speak."

The younger brother asked, "Can I have a computer if I recognize it all?"

The housekeeper hesitated: "I will discuss this with your eldest father before deciding."

The younger brother didn't beg anymore, and obediently dragged his elder brother to do his homework.

The elder brother finished the homework left for the kindergarten seriously, looked up and saw the younger brother frowning, and asked with concern: "Brother, what's the matter with you?"

The younger brother said: "Our family is so poor, we must study hard and make a lot of money in the future!"

My brother wondered, "Is our family poor?"

The younger brother said firmly: "Of course, you didn't see that other people said that they can play with computers, notebooks, and video games after returning home. They are all so rich."

The elder brother also became depressed: "That's right, their parents drove them to school, but our family had to squeeze into the driver's uncle's car. We are very poor! And we don't even have a mobile phone!"

The younger brother threw a bigger bomb: "Brother, do you remember what the butler grandpa said today?"

My brother wondered, "What are you talking about?"

The younger brother said, "The housekeeper said that it is impossible for men and men to have children!"

My brother said, "So what?"

The younger brother said dejectedly, "Don't you understand? This shows that we are not actually the sons of Big Daddy and Little Daddy."

The elder brother opened his mouth wide in surprise.

The younger brother wiped away his tears, and kept shrugging his small shoulders: "Brother, we actually picked it up."

The elder brother hurriedly hugged his younger brother: "That, that's okay! The little daddy and the big daddy are so kind to us!"

The younger brother nodded resolutely: "We must treat them as real fathers!"

The elder brother began to worry: "What if our real parents find us? Our family is so poor, they will definitely snatch us away from our little father!"

It is rare for the younger brother to reveal his true feelings: "Brother, I don't want to be separated from you!"

The elder brother was even more sad, and stretched out his arms to hold his younger brother tightly: "I don't want it either!"

The two little babies looked at each other with red eyes, and finally wept sadly.

Lu Xiaohua, the boss, and the housekeeper who stood in front of the surveillance system looked at each other for a few moments. Lu Xiaohua slapped his forehead and said, "Suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I'll go get busy first! Siqi, if you're free, go and explain clearly to them! Children’s doubts in this aspect must not be prevaricated, otherwise it will cause an indelible psychological shadow on them, you must patiently explain the scientific truth to them—thank you!”

The boss turned to the butler: "I suddenly remembered that there is another teleconference to be held, thank you."

housekeeper:"……"

How would he explain the surrogacy to two three- and four-year-old dolls?

This day is simply impossible!

[Twins are difficult to raise?over】