The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua received a questionnaire the next day, from the boss.

The specific content is as follows: Do you like sweet / do you like salty / can you swim / do you have the habit of jogging...

After scrolling to the end, all the questions add up to more than 600, when will this be filled in!

Lu Xiaohua couldn't figure it out, so he quietly approved a vest and posted the questionnaire to the otaku forum, which is often a mess, for solutions.

Subject: If someone asks you to fill out such a form, is he trying to fuck you?

Main Building: The relationship between this person and me is a bit complicated. It’s so complicated that I can’t finish talking about it for three days and three nights, so I won’t talk about it. Everyone give me advice.

There are attachments and truth!

Lu Xiaohua reckoned that it would take some time for others to read the form, so he went to code and update it first.When he stuffed the update into the manuscript box and opened the page again, he was startled by the rush of replies!

"Damn it, what kind of professional evaluation team made this!"

"This thing covers all kinds of problems I have encountered in so many years of blind dates!"

"I suggest everyone go and have a look! It's amazing!"

"Yes! At first I found it very boring, but after reading it, I was really terrified of thinking about it! I really want to fill it out, from the details of life, background, background to personality and morals, everything has been figured out!"

"This person wants to be the landlord, don't you know? The poor have the best calculations, and you, the young man, will suffer!"

"Young man, your chrysanthemum will suffer! +1!"

"Young man, your chrysanthemum will suffer! +2!"

"Young man, your chrysanthemum will suffer! +10086!"

"Young man, your chrysanthemum will suffer! + ID number!"

Later, just queuing up turned the post into a hot post, Lu Xiaohua scrolled through a few pages expressionlessly, and closed the forum.

Although he knew that other people's guesses ran a thousand miles away, Lu Xiaohua still tensed up, and immediately pulled himself together to answer more than 600 questions one by one, and sent it back tremblingly.

Didn't he just want to find out his background so that he can hide it in front of Ling Dang? Anyway, the boss has already exposed his background, and he has nothing to hide.

Unexpectedly, Lu Xiaohua received another document that afternoon.

The title of the document is concise and to the point: "Training Plan for After School Time"!

Lu Xiaohua clicked on it and saw that the course was full, almost taking up all his loose time!This is just a list of short-term training such as swimming courses, horse riding courses, and etiquette courses.

Lu Xiaohua bravely called the boss: "...what's the matter with this training plan?"

The boss said in a bad tone: "You called me just for this kind of thing?"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Of course Lu Xiaohua knew that the boss had a lot of things going on every day, so he didn't have time to pay attention to his question at all, and it was already a great deal of face for him to spare a few words for the people below to arrange a training plan for him.

Lu Xiaohua persuaded himself not to feel wronged, people outside don't know how much it would cost to take a training class, and now the opportunity to learn for free is a great thing.

He is such a slow-witted person, it will save a lot of trouble for someone to help him arrange his plans!

Lu Xiaohua thanked the boss gratefully: "I actually want to thank you, boss! I wanted to learn swimming a long time ago! But when I was young, I didn't have the money to go to the swimming pool, and when I grew up, I was embarrassed to compete with elementary school students for the coach! By the way, Is the coach you arranged for me patient? If I can’t learn it for a long time, he won’t scold me bloody, right? You must pick and take care of the weak—”

Seeing that Lu Xiaohua was going to keep talking, the boss hung up the phone with a snap.

Lu Xiaohua put the phone back into his pocket, dug out his plan and began to adjust it repeatedly.

For the boss, which way his life is going is a matter of one sentence, and he doesn't need to pay much attention to it at all, but he must be responsible for his own life.

Master Xiaoao Tianxia once said to him: Others may hurt you, crush you, and trample you, but no one can stop you from standing up again; you can be afraid of pain, failure, and ridicule, but you can't be afraid to face yourself. To yourself tomorrow.

Lu Xiaohua is very grateful to so many people who have treated him well.

Lu Xiaohua began to "attend class" according to the boss's arrangement.

Unexpectedly, during the swimming class, he actually ran into an acquaintance who had met once. One of the friends Xiao Xiao took him to meet was also engaged in literature.

But this guy is actually his swimming lesson coach!

Lu Xiaohua was puzzled: "Brother, why did you become a coach!"

The coach brother scratched the back of his head and said: "The publishing industry has not been doing well in the past few years, and the benefits of the publishing house are not good. It just so happens that I am familiar with the people in the swimming pool. They were short of coaches at the beginning, so they encouraged me to come here to earn some money. Extra money——At that time, my child was just born, and I was short of money for milk powder, so I came here! I didn’t expect to work for two or three years, and I even gained a little fame! But if it wasn’t like this, I wouldn’t be able to accept your order——You Lists are big business, according to my friend, not only they recommended me, but other swimming pools also recommended people, and your family selected me after screening." Speaking of the coach, the senior brother sighed again, "You boy is really It's hidden..."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Although he knew that the boss probably just gave an order to the subordinates, Lu Xiaohua was still moved.It can't be said that taking care without much effort is not taking care of, no matter who favors you, the good will always fall on yourself.

After Lu Xiaohua passed the hurdle in his heart, he learned much more happily, and soon he could finish a round under the guidance of his coach and brother.

It's just that some movements in the swimming process are still relatively jerky, and need to be guided by the coach.

So when the boss followed the person in charge into the swimming pool, what he saw was the coach brother grabbing Lu Xiaohua's arm and making gestures, and the two of them were very close in the water.

The boss asked, "Is the divorce rate high recently?"

The person in charge was taken aback, and replied truthfully: "It seems to be quite high."

The boss then asked, "What about cheating?"

When it comes to this, the person in charge is very confident: "Which cat doesn't cheat! Most men will cheat. For example, I saw a couple in the locker room of our swimming pool last time..."

It seems that choosing a married coach is not enough!The boss said, "Forget it today." He glanced at Lu Xiaohua in the swimming pool, "He won't be here from tomorrow on."

The person in charge wanted to cry but wanted to fight for something: "Is there anything you are dissatisfied with? I think Mr. Lu is learning very happily. Learning to swim requires perseverance."

The boss said, "I'm very happy." He had a gloomy face, "It's just too happy."

principal:"……"

The boss said: "The money will be paid."

The person in charge suddenly smiled, and even changed his words: "You are right in thinking, Mr. Lu has mastered it very quickly, and it should be fine to practice at home next."

The boss nodded with satisfaction.

The boss strode to the edge of the pool like a cheetah waiting for its prey.

Lu Xiaohua on the other side got the advice, and swam over to the boss from the opposite side in one breath.

The moment he got out of the water, he saw the boss who had been waiting all day at the finish line.

Lu Xiaohua almost ducked back into the water to hide.

The boss would not let Lu Xiaohua succeed, he lifted Lu Xiaohua out of the water: "Change clothes, go back." Seeing that Lu Xiaohua was a little confused, the boss added, "Tomorrow Lingdang will go abroad for treatment, she wants to see you."

Lu Xiaohua nodded, and quickly ran to the locker room to change.

After Lu Xiaohua came out, the boss told him the decision just now: "From tomorrow onwards, you will not come here."

Lu Xiaohua was startled, then nodded silently.