The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua was soon taken away by the boss.

As soon as the driver saw Lu Xiaohua getting into the car, he immediately put down the partition.

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The boss didn't say a word all the way.

Lu Xiaohua didn't know where he had offended the boss again, so he flattered his beard diligently: "Boss, you look very handsome today! Men who are silent are the most interesting, and they say silence is golden. How many people in this world can do that?" !Only you, the boss, have the ability—"

The boss interrupted Lu Xiaohua who was spouting out words: "In the future, don't say anything that isn't sincere."

So Lu Xiaohua was very silent all the way, very quiet, didn't jump out a word!

Now the boss is even more conflicted, he wants to strangle him and kill him!

——If he understands correctly, this guy means "I don't want to tell you a single truth", right?This guy's courage is getting fatter and fatter!

In fact, the boss was not very angry.

The boss knows that he can't be tough on Lu Xiaohua now, this is the bottom line.

But Lu Xiaohua is also a ghost, he endured it twice, and Lu Xiaohua figured out his bottom line, stepping on it from time to time, as if he wanted to see when he would revert to his old ways.

The boss has always been very patient with the things he likes. Seeing that Lu Xiaohua is about to show his claws at him, the boss is even happier.

Compared with Lu Xiaohua's sluggish and at his mercy, the boss thinks that this Lu Xiaohua is more lively, and he likes Lu Xiaohua's proud look of flaring his teeth and claws.

The boss started another topic: "Tell me how you met your master?"

In fact, the boss read half of the article today and was sent a link by the crowd, saying it was a popular science for newcomers.

This is the "welfare" of the fan base.

Of course, this fan group is not the VIP reader group that Douber Readers piled up with money, but a "secret reader group" built by the wild diehard fans of Xiaolu.

In the past two days, some newcomers have asked about Xiaolu’s chaos, and the “veterans” in the group, on the spur of the moment, sorted out Lu Xiaohua’s experience since he started writing the article according to the chronological clues.

These diehard girls are really diehard, and a few administrators have chased them since the early days. At the beginning, they read Lu Xiaohua's articles just as a pastime, and the writing and plot below the level line made a lot of money at the terminal. Well, it's really not that attractive.

Later, the group owner communicated with Lu Xiaohua several times by mistake, and found that Lu Xiaohua was younger than her, and he actually wrote those articles that they criticized as garbage, and he was very serious about this "little deer bumping into each other". "The author took it seriously, and later recommended it to several friends.

Lu Xiaohua has been writing for more than seven years, and the girls have followed for almost seven years. No matter how badly the writing of "Little Deer Crash" is written, they still have feelings for it. When someone asks about "Little Deer Crash", they are of course familiar with it!

This time they sorted out a complete version of the growth history of "Little Deer Crashing" and sent it directly to the back garden.

Out of curiosity, the boss clicked in.

The post has become a popular post, because the person who posted it was so conscientious, not only listed the incident, but also attached the relevant post links in the back garden—right now the back garden is being swiped by the discussion posts of the Golden Federation, its Appearance completely satisfies everyone's gossip heart!

The whole post is justified and well-founded, there are old posts and the truth, it's hard not to be popular!

As soon as this post was published, the wind direction in the back garden changed, and some people began to speak out for the little deer.

No way, if you list it this way, the writing process of "Little Deer Crashing" is really full of disasters.

In the beginning, Xiaolu Luanchuang didn't hang out at the terminal, but was tricked into signing a contract with an unknown small website. As a result, the website was closed before he got his first draft fee!

Later, when I arrived at the terminal, because the writing was too overwhelming, I was not eligible to be listed until 60 words—this is because the website happened to be launching a comforting listing plan to retain authors!

The following experience was even more bumpy. Someone posted a screenshot of the income in the back garden, and sarcastically satirized that there was an author in the group whose total subscriptions were in single digits, and the subscriptions on the day were zero, mocking the end station as a consolation. Perfect attendance award for these garbage writers!

In the end, the real owner of this screenshot was picked out, and it was "Little Deer Crashing".

At that time, many people were curious about how the little deer crashed so badly, and they all ran to watch.

After watching, everyone commented unanimously: "No wonder it's so rushing!"

The turning point for Xiaolu Luanchuang to become a little bit famous was the "thigh-hugging incident". At that time, Xiaolu Luankang had just worshiped Xiaoao Tianxia as his master, and he was so happy that he was so happy, but he was targeted again.

This time, he was once again hanged in the back garden by a caring person, saying that some people write badly, but they are top-notch, and the terminal is brought down by this kind of rubbish!

Since then, Xiaolu Luankang has often been hacked inexplicably, and every time a book is finished, it will be criticized to the point of indignity.

And the one who made Xiao Lu even more hateful was the teaser reader who claimed to be his true love. He often spoke upside down, but the main point was very clear: "Xiao Lu is great! Xiao Lu is the best writer! Damn, the author of this article The new chapter is so good!" Anyway, even if the protagonist in Xiaolu Luanchuang farts, he goes to the back garden to yell.

As time goes by, the readers of Doubt are Xiaolu bumping into the vest, and the reputation of Xiaolu bumping into the essence and self-copying has spread!

The team that vowed to say that "the little deer will be black for life" is getting bigger and bigger, so that after the Silver League and the Gold League broke out one after another, it caused several large-scale confrontations...

According to the last statistics, the number of times that the deer bumped and was pulled out to hang on the wall and blacked out was a hundred times instead of ninety!

With constant scolding and low income, Xiaolu Luanchuang has been able to persist for so many years, many people are moved!

It's really a deer running into the eyes, and the tears are streaming down!

The boss went through the entire post from beginning to end. He didn't quite understand the turmoil in the three-acre land of the "Internet Literature World", but this didn't stop him from noticing such a thing: he smashed Lu Xiaohua twice. One hundred thousand seems to have pushed Lu Xiaohua to the forefront!

This is the same as Xiaoao Tianxia's recommendation for Lu Xiaohua at the beginning. The intention is good, but for Lu Xiaohua who is trying to grow up, it is tantamount to spoiling the seedlings, which is harmful and not beneficial!

But the money has been thrown up, so we can't let the website get it back, right?

The boss doesn't like regrets, and what he cares more about now is the "emotional history" in Xiaolu's development history.

He looked at Lu Xiaohua and waited for Lu Xiaohua to answer.

Lu Xiaohua didn't really want to say anything at first, but the boss kept staring at him, so he could only talk about what happened back then: "Master is a good person! I didn't know much at the time, and Master helped me to answer many things. At first I didn’t know that he was smiling and proud of the world, but I only thought of him as a kind friend. Later, I asked him more and more times, and he taught me more and more times. He said to me, “Just recognize me. It’s all good to be a master’, of course I was very happy at the time, and shouted happily. Later I found out that Master is a great god, and I can’t get enough of it!”

When Lu Xiaohua talked about these things, his face was full of joy, but the boss snorted: "I don't think I got much credit."

Lu Xiaohua glanced at the boss in surprise, and then said: "I'm really lucky. After the master recommended it for me, although there are many people who scold me for not writing well, the subscriptions are also a little bit more. If there is a subscription, there will be recommendations, and I gradually have income other than full attendance. Although it is not much, it is enough for me to buy my wife."

The boss's face darkened: "Big Wife?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "...my desktop computer."

The boss made inferences: "Then your 'little wife' is your tattered notebook?"

Lu Xiaohua burst into anger: "Damn it! You can insult me, but you can't insult my little wife!"

The boss said through his teeth: "...Your skin is itchy again, isn't it!"

Lu Xiaohua began to tell how the eldest wife and the younger wife accompanied him through the difficulties. When he couldn't eat three meals, the eldest wife gave selflessly and made him earn full attendance day and night.Later, he was very virtuous, and took out his dowry to help him welcome his concubine. He was really virtuous, gentle and understanding!

The more Lu Xiaohua talked, the more energetic he became, and the more the boss listened, the more aggrieved he became.

He can't compete with the two computers to be jealous, can he?If you say it, you won't be laughed to death!

Of course, Lu Xiaohua didn't miss the boss's darker and darker complexion. He was proud and his tone was more sincere: "It's been so hard for them these years! Why don't we just go and get a divorce, okay? I can't be sorry for my family. Wife and little wife, I want to give them an official title!"

As soon as the boss saw Lu Xiaohua's small eyes, he knew that he was "stepping on the line" again.

The boss immediately lifted Lu Xiaohua up, and before Lu Xiaohua could react, he had already let Lu Xiaohua lay on his knees, and slapped Lu Xiaohua's butt mercilessly.

The boss's hands were strong, and Lu Xiaohua was unprepared. The pain made him burst into tears.

Lu Xiaohua yelled: "Bastard! You hit me again! Don't bully me too much!"

The boss put his big palm on it again.

Lu Xiaohua immediately burst into tears, hugged the boss's waist and begged for mercy: "Young one knows I was wrong! Your lord has a lot to forgive the young one!"

The boss picked up Lu Xiaohua and kissed the tears off his cheeks, and then kissed other places.

Lu Xiaohua resigned to his fate and asked him to kiss again after kissing, kiss again after kissing, and kiss again after kissing...

Lu Xiaohua finally couldn't help cursing angrily: "Bastard! You're never finished! You're a dog, what's the point of licking you like this!"

The boss's hand slowly moved to Lu Xiaohua's buttocks.

The place where Lu Xiaohua was slapped twice was still burning hot. The boss's action made him tremble, and he said with a mournful face: "Boss, you can kiss anywhere! Uh—"

The boss gagged him rudely.

When Lu Xiaohua got out of the car, he was completely exhausted by the boss.

Of course the boss wouldn't take off his clothes while still in the car, but the boss didn't lack ways to play with him in different ways - he had already fully realized this.

For the boss's beastly behavior, Lu Xiaohua has nothing to do with it!

Lu Xiaohua vaguely realized that things had gone off the rails.

Although he didn't want to admit it, he had to face the fact: the boss might be after him!This guy is having fun, and he won't divorce him anytime soon!

Thinking of this painful fact, Lu Xiaohua couldn't help feeling sad.

He followed the boss step by step, and asked cautiously, "Boss, what are you looking for in me?"

The boss's passive skill "Tsundere" was triggered again, and he said, "Who did you hear that I fell in love with you? Where did you get the confidence? Where do you make people look at you from head to toe?"

Lu Xiaohua felt relieved: "That's good!" Then he was very distressed, "But you really can't think of it at all? I'm still thinking about what you like and I can change it!"

The boss gritted his teeth: "Lu Xiaohua!"

Lu Xiaohua ran away, shouting as he ran, "Dad, why are you carrying so many things by yourself! Let me carry them for you!"

Not far away, the butler, who was walking in with a few books in his hands, trembled and almost dropped all the books.

Seeing the boss looking over gloomyly, the housekeeper wanted to pack Lu Xiaohua who came over to help him "share the weight" and stuffed it back into the boss's hand——

What evil did he do in his previous life to have such a "son"!

Don't bring such a fool!

The author has something to say:

Lord Shenzhan roared: "Where is my Lord Rigeng! Where have you taken him!"

The Manuscript Boxer said, "It's only been a day, what's the rush? What's the rush." ​​He smiled wryly, "You don't know, I haven't seen it for a whole month, and when it's happy I call you Xiao Tiantian, when I'm unhappy, I won't even look at you—"

The same people who have fallen into the world, Lord Shenzhan and Manuscript Box immediately hugged each other and cried: "Stop talking! One day, we will always be together!"

#Since stopping the drug, every day is cute#