The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

At night, Lu Xiaohua returned to the boss's house, but the boss was not there.

The housekeeper told Lu Xiaohua: "The boss is going to have a meeting. The place is quite far away and there are many things to do. I won't be back until Tuesday."

Lu Xiaohua was delighted.

housekeeper:"……"

He quietly added a note to his daily record: The road is long and long.

The boss was not at home, so Lu Xiaohua gave his whole body and mind to the "little wife".The new book has reached 35, and subscriptions have been stable since it was released. Of course, there are still a lot of scolding, but there are also more useful opinions.

The [-] groups formed by Doubi readers are not for nothing. Lu Xiaohua has a good temper, and he quickly got along with book friends. Some of them came here just for the benefit of "joining the group and sending [-]". began to follow the text.

With subscriptions, there are naturally recommendations, which form a virtuous circle, and the situation of Lu Xiaohua's new book is very good.

But Lu Xiaohua's plot started to become a beast again.

After the death of Butler Mei, the whole story turned into a sweet girly love story again. The protagonist accepts Butler Mei’s dying instructions, and pursues passionately behind the villain with all his heart, trying to influence the villain with the concept of love and peace.

The plot of the story is ups and downs, the big villain is always hugged by the thigh/arms/thrown to the ground at the last step of becoming a demon, and he is pulled back alive. The fist smashed back the fragile little heart. Someone has already held a referendum below, and they are all betting on when the big villain will become a demon!

The little heart of Doubi readers couldn't take it anymore, so they secretly changed their trumpet to talk to Lu Xiaohua, wanting to know a little spoiler.

Readers of Doubi think that the disguise is very good, but the essence of Doubi is too prominent, Lu Xiaohua recognized it at a glance!

Looking at the Doubi readers in small clothes, Lu Xiaohua felt a lot more relaxed, and he was in the mood to be funny again. He said: "In the end, the villain died of course, the protagonist successfully ascended, and finally made a big disturbance in the fairy world." , the plot is very, very cool! Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!"

Doubi readers were very happy: "I knew Xiaolu Da Da, you would not let us down!"

Lu Xiaohua secretly opened the back garden, and soon saw a new post from Doubi readers: "Xiao Lu Da Da's article is definitely cool! It's absolutely cool! Don't read it and regret it!"

A large group of book friends who have been black with Xiaolu for a lifetime ran in to check the frequency immediately with messages such as "a premonition of bad luck".

But Doubi readers are not a poor little white alone now, he has two thousand generals under his command!

Doubi readers enthusiastically returned to the group to yell, and immediately organized a group of people to start a series of rebuttals, which were justified and well-founded, making people stunned for a while!

Lu Xiaohua saw that the battle was intensifying, so he closed the page with lingering fear.

He had already guessed what happened next!Someone will definitely come up with a "navy gate" and strangle him to hire the navy out of his own pocket!

Lu Xiaohua turned off the "Little Wife" and was about to pour a glass of water when the butler brought him a glass of juice.

Lu Xiaohua thanked: "Thank you!"

The butler said, "Thank you." After speaking, he looked at Lu Xiaohua seriously again, "I actually have something to ask you."

Lu Xiaohua sat upright, looking back at the butler seriously: "You ask!"

The housekeeper said: "The plot that Si Qi's cousin said must be wrong, tell me how you want to write it."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The butler said: "I have read your gossip post, and I have completed a few articles you wrote before. I think what you have said to Si Qi and his cousin over the years has been reversed. I feel uneasy, what are you planning to write?"

Lu Xiaohua: "...you have a heart!"

The butler said with a straight face: "Knowing you is also one of my accusations!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "I understand!" The housekeeper was so sincere, Lu Xiaohua poured out all the plots openly, "Under the light of the protagonist's halo, the villain is getting farther and farther away from being possessed. Anyway, if he wants to kill someone, he will turn into a monster." If you want to save people, if you want to make trouble, it will become a good deed, if you want to grab the protagonist's wife, you will become a red line for the protagonist, and finally run like the protagonist on the road of ascension!"

housekeeper:"……"

He stabilized his mood and asked Lu Xiaohua: "And then?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Seeing that the big villain has changed his ways, the protagonist is very moved, and has a deep friendship with the big villain in his heart. In the end, the big villain sincerely decided to change his mind, fulfill the last wish of Butler Mei, and ascend to the fairy world."

The butler nodded: "Although it's a little nonsense, it's quite satisfactory."

Lu Xiaohua said deeply: "Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is reincarnation. If you don't believe me, look up, the sky will spare you!"

Butler: "...so?"

Lu Xiaohua: "Although the big villain intends to change his mind, he did a lot of evil in front of him. In the end, God didn't let him go and sent someone down to kill him! The protagonist who lost his best friend accidentally learned that the people in the fairy world took the big villain as a reward. What I did, I was very angry in my heart, and I endured the pain to practice in seclusion, and finally ascended to the sky and made a big fuss in the heavens!"

housekeeper:"……"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Of course the arms can't twist the thighs, and in the end the protagonist was knocked down again. He didn't bring his own memory with him when he came down to earth, so he shrank on the side of the road just as cold and hungry as at the beginning. This is the first scene It happened again, the big villain brought Butler Mei to the corner of the street, the protagonist jumped up and hugged Butler Mei's thigh, begging, 'Please do me a favor, give me a steamed bun'..."

The housekeeper wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

What the fuck is this called Shuangwen!The protagonist is a beggar at the beginning, but he is still a beggar at the end!

The butler patted Lu Xiaohua on the shoulder and said, "After the article is finished, you can spend a honeymoon with the boss."

Lu Xiaohua was puzzled: "Why?"

The housekeeper said: "In case you are chased and killed across the network cable."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Lu Xiaohua is a persistent person. He didn't back down because of the housekeeper's intimidation, and hugged the "little wife" again to save a few chapters of the manuscript seriously.

When the sun was setting, the butler came up and asked him to eat, and at the same time told him another thing: "Lafayette is here."

Lu Xiaohua has a good impression of the kind and kind Lafayette, but the kindness of Lafayette to him does not mean that he can put his nose on the face and directly treat himself as an outsider.

Lu Xiaohua quickly washed his face, and patted his cheeks a few times to make himself look refreshed before going downstairs.

Lafayette was still very approachable, beckoning Lu Xiaohua to sit next to her.

After the butler finished serving the dishes, he was also called by Lafayette to have dinner together.

The atmosphere in the first half was very good. Lafayette served Lu Xiaohua several dishes, and Lu Xiaohua returned several dishes for Lafayette. They seemed to be having a good time.

Halfway through eating, Lafayette said, "Xiao Hua, are you getting along with Si Qi?"

Lu Xiaohua thought for a while, and the atmosphere between himself and the boss has improved a lot. He said shyly, "Okay, why not!"

The housekeeper glanced at Lu Xiaohua, and felt that his little expression was really on point, not bad!Middle-aged and elderly people like young people like this best!

The butler was bragging in his heart, when Lafayette spoke again: "But I recently heard some rumors that some bosses said that Si Qi had a bad eye, and found someone who was greedy for money and fun."

Lu Xiaohua: "One of the people who said this opened a jewelry store, and the other opened a horse farm?"

Lafayette nodded.

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Really good acting is really a kind of trouble!

Lafayette beat Lu Xiaohua: "Xiaohua, since you are married to Si Qi, you should take care of his face and don't make trouble outside if you have anything to do."

Lu Xiaohua obediently agreed: "I understand!"

Lafayette said: "I actually have one more thing to do this time." Her expression became serious, "Si Qi's father left early, and Xue's family only has him as a single seedling, so I want to come with you Let's discuss what to do next."

Lu Xiaohua was startled.

He has no family burden, and naturally he does not have the responsibility to carry on the family line, but the boss is different. Among other things, a huge family business must have an heir, right?

After the same-sex marriage was passed, surrogacy agencies have gradually matured. In their generation, it is nothing new to be a test-tube baby between same-sex couples.It's just that Lu Xiaohua never thought about how long this "marriage" would last, of course he never thought about such a thing.

Lu Xiaohua said: "What do you mean?"

Lafayette said: "My meaning is very simple, either let Si Qi find a woman to have a baby, or make a test tube, which one do you think is more suitable?"

If this is a normal "marriage", no one will consider the first one.The butler frowned when he heard Lafayette's words, knowing something was wrong, and said, "Of course—"

Lu Xiaohua cut off the conversation, and said even more shyly: "Of course it's the first one. The test tube is so troublesome. If you're the first one, the boss can go to battle with a gun!" It's embarrassing to say such a big slang as "carrying a gun into battle".

The butler knew it was going to be bad as soon as he heard it. Lu Xiaohua looked obedient and clever, but in fact he even dared to provoke the boss. Lafayette's temptation showed his stubborn temper again!

The butler scowled: "Xiaohua, don't mess around!"

Lu Xiaohua fell silent.

The butler turned to Lafayette: "Madam, you should discuss this with the boss directly, Xiaohua doesn't understand these things."

Lafayette said: "Discuss with him? What can we discuss with him? It's better for Xiaohua to be refreshing!"

Before Lafayette married into Xue's family, his family was also rich and powerful, and his thinking was very traditional - so traditional that it was not a problem for a man to hug left and right.

Lafayette had no objection when the boss went to "catch the rape", but it was just a woman's selfishness - it would be different if the person who hugged her left and right was replaced by her own son, she felt that it didn't matter if her son married more!

Lafayette also thought about test-tube babies, but she always felt that it was weird, and she was more at ease with the children born with real swords and guns.

Lafayette was very satisfied with Lu Xiaohua being so "generous".She made a final decision: "It just so happens that Si Qi is not at home these two days, so let's take a closer look! I know a big media, and she will definitely be able to help find a suitable one!"

Lu Xiaohua narrowed his eyes with a smile: "That's good!"

Lafayette thought that Lu Xiaohua was also a man, and after hesitating for a moment, he decided to treat everyone equally: "What kind do you like? You can choose by yourself, and I will help you match. You can also give birth to a big fat boy, or you can like a daughter, just talk to Siqi Get a couple over there, just like a child and a daughter!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The butler covered his face.

He couldn't believe what the boss would look like when he came back!

This is the reason why the boss and Lafayette do not live together. The thoughts of the mother and son are not in the same dimension at all!