The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua is a very principled person.

Although his proposal was dismissed by the boss with contempt, he still decided to implement it seriously.

First of all, Lu Xiaohua searched out good helpers for writing essays: Brother Gu and Du Niang.

Enter Kim Uris.

In Lu Xiaohua's eyes, foreigners all look about the same. He took a look and found that this guy is about 30 years old, not much older than the boss.This man has the features of a Caucasian, tall, with a straight nose, deep-set eyes, and pretty gray-blue eyes.

In order not to be confused by the enemy, Lu Xiaohua quickly made a big move: follow the clues.

He quickly made the family tree of the Uris family. Looking at the current figure of the previous generation of the Uris family, Lu Xiaohua couldn't help but light a candle for Kim Uris, who is still handsome and unrestrained.

At this time, inspiration flooded into Lu Xiaohua's mind as if he didn't want money: This is a very narcissistic villain. When he finds that he is losing his beauty and welcomes a fat beer belly, double chin, and goodbye meat, the villain is extremely painful. up!So this year, the 35-year-old villain came up with a very cruel, cruel to mad plan. He wanted to become a king, regularly use beautiful boys from all over the country to sacrifice, and use forbidden techniques to maintain his beauty!

Lu Xiaohua flipped through the growth history of Kim Uris, and quickly filled in the setting of the big villain: Kim Uris was ignored by people since he was a child, and he was a transparent person in the family.In order to complete his plan, he began to actively plan his own life. He became very friendly, treated people kindly, and acted mildly. He was like a breath of fresh air in the aristocratic circle!

Lu Xiaohua's protagonist this time is a very ambitious civilian boy. He has seen the villain's former aristocratic face, and always secretly scolded the villain for lying, but everyone else laughed at him and said, "How can nobles deceive civilians? They will directly trample you under their feet, and they will not give up this idea."The protagonist decided to prove it to them, so he found a chance to get close to the villain...

What follows is a plot where both sides are suspicious of each other, but have to help each other.

With the help of the villain, the protagonist, who gained a certain right to speak, soon confronted another nobleman, and they fought fiercely - so the villain, who claims to be the protagonist's good helper and a good friend of the common people, was stuck on a tiger's back, all the way Help the protagonist open up a great path for civilians to take power!

Later, the protagonist shook hands with the great nobleman to make peace, revealed the true face of the villain, and mocked the villain for wanting to do bad things but failed, but instead maintained world peace!

Lu Xiaohua sorted out the outline and found that this time the whole story was very exciting, and the protagonist is simply a winner in life in the end!And it's such a lofty theme of Diaosi's counterattack, it's a little exciting to think about it!

and many more!

Lu Xiaohua suddenly became serious.

He found a particularly serious problem!

female!host!Woolen cloth!

The protagonist is busy walking towards the pinnacle of life, while stepping on the villain to recruit younger brothers, it seems that there is no place to insert all kinds of girls!

Lu Xiaohua felt that he must be broken!

Lu Xiaohua approved a vest to irrigate the back garden of the terminal: "I found a problem with swollen eyes..."

The main building is like this: "This problem is very swollen eyes, I cried to death. I used to love soft girls, loli and sister Yu, don't write too comfortably, the speed is so high! But recently I am renovating Wen, I actually found out that there is no way to add a girl to it! My mind is full of how the protagonist will fight against the supporting characters and villains, and I can't stop!"

The sharp-eyed first floor said contemptuously: "When you think of wheat bran, you want wheat bran. What are you talking about so much? You put on a vest to test the water!"

The first floor determines the direction of the whole building, and the bottom is full of upright authors and book friends who scold Lu Xiaohua for corrupting the atmosphere of the terminal, specializing in wheat bran, and wish Lu Xiaohua 1 years of trouble.

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

This hateful blessing is really effective!He has indeed been broken into a member of the army of disturbing foundation!

Lu Xiaohua laughed for a while, and was about to turn it off, but saw the latest reply from Doubi readers: "I hate people like you who stuff girls in random texts! Our little deer has said that girls are not good enough, you It’s no wonder that a guy with a brain like a sperm can write good essays, but you’re smart, and you know what to do when you turn around..."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Uncle Police is this guy! !

Needless to say!Xiao Lu's black fans must have been attracted by him!

This style of painting is so beautiful that he dare not look at it!

Lu Xiaohua closed the back garden and began to conceive the beginning.If it was before, he would definitely not dare to challenge this kind of subject matter, but the last book gave him confidence, he can bid farewell to "paper man" and try to write a few more three-dimensional supporting roles, no matter whether this new book will hit the street , he will try hard.

When Lu Xiaohua finished writing the beginning of the third chapter, he happened to see Xiaoao Tianxia Online.

Lu Xiaohua ran up to Haba: "Master! Help me read the beginning of the new article!"

Smiling proudly, he said: "New article? Have you finished writing the old article?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "It's finished, I wrote the ending a few days ago."

Xiaoaotianxia said: "You are really fast, boy, a new article is sent, I will help you take a look."

Lu Xiaohua sent the first three chapters.

Xiaoaotianxia suddenly sent a few "!!!".

Lu Xiaohua: "?"

Smiling proudly, he said: "Fuck, you didn't say anything when you entered the boutique, are you afraid that we will call you a treat!"

Lu Xiaohua was stunned: "What is a high-quality product? I have something to do these two days, so I didn't go in."

Xiaoaotianxia said: "Did you always receive the call from the editor?"

Lu Xiaohua quickly took out his mobile phone, and saw that it was out of battery and turned off.

Smiling proudly in the world: "...Where is the message? Impossible without it?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "...I'm used to ignoring him."

Smiling proudly in the world: "..."

Lu Xiaohua hurriedly clicked on his book to have a look, and sure enough, there was a high-quality red stamp.The threshold for high-quality goods is set at more than [-] yuan. Originally, this book was short of the door, and it was almost the same when the last big seal was pushed.

Even though he faintly had this premonition, Lu Xiaohua was still surprised and delighted.

With a high-quality book as a base, he will be more confident in writing the next book!

Lu Xiaohua went to plead guilty to the editor in a mellow manner.

The editor has worked with him for so many years, and he has long lost his temper.He said: "You did a good job this time, so I won't talk about you. How is the preparation of the new article? Do you have a clue?"

Lu Xiaohua quickly handed over his outline to the editor.

After listening to it, the editor said: "The main contradiction of this setting is very clear, and it is very refreshing. However, this kind of structure may be a bit difficult to write. The protagonist is still an indigenous civilian who has not traveled through time and has not been reborn, and the sense of substitution is not strong enough. You Are you sure you want to come this way?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "I want to make a breakthrough. Anyway, I have always been on the street, and it doesn't matter if I hit the street again."

At this time, Xiaoao Tianxia also helped Lu Xiaohua read the first three chapters, Xiaoao Tianxia said: "You have made great progress, and this book is not bad, please get the beginning out earlier. I have marked some comments in your document , you pick it up, you have to fix it a few more times at the beginning."

Lu Xiaohua was full of enthusiasm: "Good!"

Just as Lu Xiaohua was about to start editing the essay, the butler knocked on the door and came in: "Master Biao and Mr. Wen are here, Xiaohua, go and say hello."

Lu Xiaohua took the "little wife" and went downstairs, and saw the funny cousin Ba chatting next to the editor-in-chief.

Lu Xiaohua and the butler exchanged a look.

How did these two people get together?

The butler shook his head, expressing that he didn't know too well.

Lu Xiaohua stepped forward to say hello: "Editor Wen, why are you here?"

Sitting in the living room of the boss's house, editor-in-chief Wen recalled the scene when he first met Lu Xiaohua.He twitched his cheeks, glanced at Doubi's cousin and said, "Great kindness is hard to turn down."

Cousin Doubi said triumphantly: "I invited Brother Wen, how is it? Seeing Brother Wen, are you ashamed of yourself? In the past, Brother Wen and Cousin were very good. Cousin should like Brother Wen. People!" It means that Lu Xiaohua is not good enough for his cousin.

Editor-in-Chief Wen's face darkened.

Lu Xiaohua wasn't angry, why should he be angry with a guy like Cousin Doubi who just blahs around when he doesn't understand the situation?He sat down on the main seat, and said quite approvingly: "I think so too."

He always thought that the boss should like editor-in-chief Wen. Look, Lu Yulin was printed in the same mold as editor-in-chief Wen!

But I'm really sorry, he has occupied the magpie's nest, and it seems that he will not give up this position for a while.

Cousin Doubi originally wanted to extinguish Lu Xiaohua's arrogance, but he didn't expect that Lu Xiaohua would not accept the move at all, making him feel like he had punched cotton!

Cousin Doubi wanted to say something more, but the editor-in-chief Wen looked at him and said, "Did you forget something at home?"

Cousin Doubi was puzzled: "No, what did I forget? Brother Wen, why did you suddenly ask?"

Editor-in-chief Wen said: "It's nothing, I just think you forgot to take your brain out of the house. Look at what you did and what you said, it really doesn't look like a brain."

Cousin Doubi did not expect that the editor-in-chief Wen, who is always gentle and easy-going, would suddenly say that.

He didn't know what happened back then, and his understanding of the editor-in-chief was still in the state of "he and his cousin are good friends"!

In the eyes of Cousin Doubi, editor-in-chief Wen is the white moonlight in the sky, how clean and clean, how gentle and gentle!

Being scolded by the editor-in-chief Wen, Doubi's cousin was stunned, and was so wronged that tears were about to fall!

Editor-in-Chief Wen felt a headache when he saw Cousin Doubi's expression.

He glanced at Lu Xiaohua, and said, "I'll go back first, you and your 'cousin' talk slowly."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

He desperately sent a message of "Don't be so disrespectful" to the editor-in-chief of the article.

Editor-in-Chief Wen laughed and said, "Don't flirt with me, you're not afraid of Xue Siqi getting mad, I'm afraid of you."

Cousin Doubi seemed to have caught Lu Xiaohua's handle, jumped up and said, "You want to hook up with Brother Wen! That's too bad! Brother Wen, I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't have brought you here! You go away! I didn't expect this guy to be so perverted! Such a big heart! I will definitely ask my cousin to teach him a lesson!"

Editor-in-chief: "..."

Although I was a little sorry for Lu Xiaohua, the editor-in-chief Wen decided to retreat.Guys like Cousin Doubi can't be tolerated by everyone!Let Lu Xiaohua deal with it on his own.

Editor-in-Chief Wen walked out of Xue's main house, just in time to meet the boss getting out of the car.

Reunion in this familiar garden, the picture is very beautiful.

Lu Xiaohua and Doubi’s cousin Qiqi squatted by the window and peeped out, and Doubi’s cousin described: "Look, how well-matched they are! When they stand there, the surrounding flowers seem to be blooming very well. You Look at that red rose, red! This is a match made in heaven!"

Lu Xiaohua said blankly: "I have already recorded what you said just now."

Cousin Doubi insisted, "So what?"

Lu Xiaohua patted him on the shoulder and sighed sincerely: "I can use this as evidence to prove that Xue Siqi cheated, so I can get a lot of family property, thank you so much! I also took the photo just now, so Waiting for the divorce day to be used as evidence, you go and ask your cousin to divorce me."

Cousin Doubi became impatient at such a bluff, and suddenly threw himself on Lu Xiaohua to grab the phone in his hand.

Lu Xiaohua was unprepared and fell backwards, and the two of them rolled into a ball.

This is what the boss saw when he came in.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Ri Geng patted his chest and said, "Almost, almost too late..."

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