The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Cousin Doubi recovered quickly, and after a nap, he jumped up and down a few times energetically.

Seeing Lu Yulin dozing off in front of his bed, Cousin Doubi hugged Lu Yulin emotionally and said, "Xiao Linzi, you are back! I fell so badly in the afternoon, my whole body hurts, my butt hurts especially!"

Lu Yulin: "..."

Lu Yulin was hugged tightly around his neck, and he had the urge to tear apart Doubi's cousin and throw it away.But he had to ask: "Why are you so careless?"

This touched the heart of Cousin Doubi, he vividly described the scene to Lu Yulin at that time - the focus should be on how long and white Lu Xiaohua's legs are!

Lu Yulin's nosebleed also flowed down.

Cousin Doubi seemed to have caught evidence of a crime, jumped out of bed and ran to the door of the boss's room, yelling: "Cousin, look, Xiao Linzi has a nosebleed just listening to me talking, it's really not my fault!"

Lu Xiaohua opened the door abruptly.

Lu Yulin looked at Lu Xiaohua, Lu Xiaohua seemed to look a lot better than the last time they met.He was wearing a shirt, every button was buttoned neatly, and a sweater was put on over it. The whole body was tightly wrapped, and no trace was exposed.

Lu Xiaohua didn't seem to notice his gaze, and said calmly, "I'm back."

Lu Xiaohua didn't scold or escape, but just asked such a question indifferently, which made Lu Yulin feel even more uncomfortable. The concept of "death" has always been vague in his mind. After seeing Lu's father's tombstone, he suddenly realized that his father had really left this world forever.

Lu Yulin said: "I went back to see my mother, she is fine, she has moved back to my grandfather's place, and the Chinese New Year is very lively."

Lu Xiaohua said "Oh" without responding, but said: "It's time to eat, I'm starving to death." He glanced at Lu Yulin, then turned to look at Cousin Doubi, "Your cousin is out on business, you are fine right?"

Cousin Doubi originally wanted to say "it's none of your business", but on second thought, the boss is not here!Isn't this a good opportunity to "take advantage of the void"!

Cousin Doubi clutched his ass and said, "Oh, it hurts me to death, Lu Xiaohua, can you help me go downstairs!"

Lu Yulin's face turned dark, and he stretched out his hand to push back Doubi's cousin who was about to rush towards Lu Xiaohua: "I'll help you."

Only then did Cousin Doubi realize that Lu Yulin was still by his side, and when he saw Lu Yulin's expression was wrong, he was immediately moved: his Xiao Linzi is jealous!How could such a great plan be kept from Xiao Linzi!

Cousin Doubi winked at Lu Yulin thinking he was hiding: "Help me to the bathroom first!"

Cousin Doubi half dragged and dragged Lu Yulin to the toilet, and told the whole plan.

Lu Yulin feels that these two cousins ​​are a little bit cold, one arranges a person like himself next to his funny cousin, and the other is going to "sacrifice himself for others" to separate the boss from Lu Yulin!

Lu Yulin ruthlessly pointed out the huge loophole in this plan: "If you go to battle in person, aren't you afraid that your cousin will turn against you and never forgive you?"

The funny cousin who has never thought about this question before: "..."

Lu Yulin said: "How about this, I'll do it, and you are responsible for taking pictures as evidence."

Cousin Doubi was touched and said: "Xiao Linzi, you are so kind! But you are his younger brother, so it's useless even if you both take off your clothes and lie on the bed! Let me do it! Cousin will definitely understand my painstaking efforts!"

Cousin Doubi finished speaking in awe-inspiring manner, and stretched out his hand to take off his pants to pee.As a result, when he rolled down the stairs in the afternoon, his elbow hurt a little, and he couldn't bend down at all for a while!

Cousin Doubi asked Lu Yulin for help with tears streaming down his face: "Help me unzip the zipper quickly and take out the little JJ..."

Lu Yulin: "..."

Can he strangle this guy!

Cousin Doubi went to the bathroom under the service of Lu Yulin, and when he turned his head, he suddenly found a very annoying guy appearing at the door of the bathroom.

——It turned out to be Kim Uris who came here at noon!

Cousin Doubi was furious: "Peeping people peeing, do you have a sense of public morality! Is it because yours is too small, and you can only watch other people's pissing eyes!"

Uris' eyes swept across Lu Yulin like a poisonous snake, and then returned to Cousin Doubi's face.

Cousin Doubi was a little terrified of being stared at by him. It was a kind of fear drilled from the bottom of his heart, and the source of the fear was Kim Youris in front of him.

Cousin Doubi wanted to call for help, but couldn't utter a word, as if something was stopping him—it was telling him that it was useless to ask for help!It doesn't work at all!

Fortunately, the butler arrived with the sunglasses, and asked in a cold voice, "Mr. Uris, it doesn't seem like a gentleman should do it without being invited."

"I never said I was a gentleman," Uris said.

The butler was at a loss for words, but he quickly remembered how heavy a responsibility he was shouldering, Lu Xiaohua and Cousin Doubi had to be protected by him!

The butler straightened his body and said, "Mr. Uris, Siqi is not at home, please leave."

Of course Yuris knew that the boss was not at home. In fact, he was the one who tried to pay for the boss.No matter what, he had to avoid the boss's interference and meet Doubi's cousin, otherwise his trip would be in vain.

He didn't expect to see a scene that made him burn with anger.

This despicable and selfish guy, unknowingly, has gotten so close to Cousin Doubi!

They've been so close!

Is this the boss' plan?I would rather let my cousin Doubi start to rely on a guy who is destined to be unreliable, than hand him over to him!

Uris glanced at Cousin Doubi, then turned and left.

This person came inexplicably and left inexplicably, neither Cousin Doubi nor Lu Yulin knew why.

Lu Xiaohua knew what was going on. He watched Uris leave, and leaned against the door with folded arms: "It's time to eat, why don't you wash your hands quickly? Especially..." His gaze fell on Lu Yulin's hand, Tsk-tsk twice, without further words, turned and went downstairs.

How ugly Lu Yulin's face must be!

Cousin Doubi quickly forgot about Uris, he washed his hands and followed Lu Xiaohua, thinking about how to create "evidence of derailment" for Lu Xiaohua.

Deliberately "calculating" Lu Xiaohua, he was extraordinarily attentive at the dinner table, happily putting his favorite dishes into Lu Xiaohua's bowl.

Lu Xiaohua enjoyed his service with satisfaction.

Lu Yulin sat on the sidelines blankly and watched.

Cousin Doubi seemed to realize that he had left Lu Yulin in the cold, so he quickly gave Lu Yulin a few more bites of food: "Xiao Linzi, please relax, why are you being polite, eat quickly!"

When the boss came back, what he saw was the scene where he was begging (you) better (bao) than his cousin left (zuo) right (yong).

The second child of the Feng family came back with him.

The second son of the Feng family was overjoyed when he saw this scene, and leaned into the boss's ear and said, "You also said that you want the two of you to play together, it seems that your cousin is one step ahead of you."

The hand of Lu Xiaohua, who was closest to them, paused for a moment, and dropped it into the bowl of Doubi's cousin: "Eat this, it tastes pretty good."

Funny cousin: "..."

Don't think he can't see the onion hidden underneath!This dish has so much onion flavor!

The boss said: "My cousin brought you food, but you still don't take it?"

Cousin Doubi shook for a moment, took the food and swallowed it with his eyes closed. He just swallowed a small mouthful, and he burst into tears. He couldn't help but hugged Lu Xiaohua who was sitting next to him and cried bitterly: "Things that smell like onions are especially delicious. Very unpalatable!"

The boss said grimly, "Who are you hugging?"

Cousin Doubi was startled and quickly let go.He turned to the other side and hugged Lu Yulin tightly, and continued to cry bitterly: "Xiao Linzi, you two brothers really look alike, I admitted my mistake!!"

Lu Yulin could only watch helplessly as Cousin Doubi wiped his tears and snot all over his body.

The second son of the Feng family was very interested in watching the play, but Lu Xiaohua gave him a fatal blow: "Feng Xiaoer, you didn't talk to Master? I heard that Master recently met an old fan and they had a good time together. It's better than you hiding in the dark The guy who hacked him is much better."

The face of the second son of the Feng family was slightly distorted: "I never blackmailed him!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "You really haven't hacked him. How could such a rich guy like you do such a degrading thing for a black man. You just fully support the author who is at the same time as him. If he wants to climb the list, you will fire all the others behind him." Press it down, if he wants to win the championship, you spend a lot of money on his opponent to snatch it away, you really love it!" He patted the second son of the Feng family on the shoulder, "It was quite hard work to achieve this level, looking back on the past , we can all see your efforts!"

The second child of the Feng family: "..."

Even after being teased by Lu Xiaohua for such a long time, the second child of the Feng family couldn't help asking: "What old fans are you talking about?"

Lu Xiaohua doesn't mind selling Master: "Master and his die-hard fans have always interacted well. After I stopped writing, I often chatted with them. This is how the revolutionary friendship came about. In recent years, Master has become familiar with them and has had After several gatherings, isn’t Master taking root in the magazine now? His editor in charge of the magazine is his old fan. Tsk tsk, if you can help other people publish books, Master also has other fans to help him out. If Master is not too lazy to do it, before Those books are all out."

The second child of the Feng family said, "Why do I feel that you are targeting me today?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "It must be your illusion."

The second son of the Feng family had a very restless meal and kept staring at his phone, as if he wanted to use his mind to make it ring—or send a text message.

After eating and drinking, Lu Xiaohua took out his little wife to brush the back garden, and when he saw the live broadcast of the party, he enthusiastically pulled the second son of the Feng family to watch it together: "Look, this is this guy, he is the editor in charge of Master's magazine, this party is his lead!"

The second son of the Feng family looked at the strange man who was hugging Xiao Xiao's shoulders, wishing he could smash the screen with his chopsticks.

Lu Xiaohua patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him earnestly: "Now that you are separated from the two places, you need to work harder."

The second child of the Feng family: "..."

This guy is really targeting him!Simply hateful!

Lu Xiaohua stabbed the heart of the second child of the Feng family, and continued shopping contentedly.

Cousin Doubi has finished crying now, when he heard the conversation between Lu Xiaohua and the second child of the Feng family, his eyes lit up: this is a good opportunity to get closer!

Cousin Doubi happily asked: "Live broadcast of the party! Lu Xiaohua, are you visiting the back garden too! I remember today is the live broadcast of the meeting of the God of Swordsman! The article of the God of Swordsman is good to read! Don't miss it!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "I think so too."

Cousin Doubi nodded his head: "Heroes see the same thing!" After speaking, Cousin Doubi suddenly felt that something was wrong, "Lu Xiaohua, you just said Master, who is your Master?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Smile proudly."

Cousin Doubi said in amazement: "My little Lu Da is also an apprentice of Xiaoao Tianxia! I didn't expect you to be from the same school. Do you also write? What are you writing? I'll go and see!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Oh, the book I wrote is called Online Games: Young Master Tianxia. It used to be very popular."

Cousin Doubi has never been exposed to this subject, so he excitedly took out his phone and searched it out.When watching Chapter 1, his expression is "=_=", when watching Chapter 2, his expression is "=口=", and when watching Chapter 3, his expression is only "...".

Lu Xiaohua looked at Doubi's cousin expectantly: "How is it! Isn't it beautiful!" He was sad, "It's a pity that Master and others persuaded me to do other things, so I had to go to a publishing house as an intern as a handyman. But Writing is my dream, and I will keep on writing," Lu Xiaohua's eyes sparkled, "Cousin, will you support me!"

Cousin Doubi's eyes filled with tears when he heard it, it's so much like his little deer!

Cousin Doubi said categorically, "Yes!"

The boss gritted his teeth: "...Lu Xiaohua!"

Can these two guys be more defiant!

Seeing that the situation is not good, Lu Xiaohua quickly picked up the "little wife" and said goodbye to his cousin: "I'm going upstairs to chase my dream!"

Cousin Doubi waved the flag behind him and shouted: "Come on! Persistence is victory!"

The author has something to say:

The boss posted a tree hole post: "What should I do if my wife and cousin are both funny..."

First floor: "Things of a kind flock together and people are divided into groups. If you are surrounded by idiots...why don't you reflect on yourself?"

boss:"……"