The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

When Lu Xiaohua returned home, the butler sat in the living room with a gloomy expression, and he didn't even respond to the big dog licking him.

Lu Xiaohua asked worriedly: "Dad! What's wrong with you! Is it because the big guy went out to hook up and not listen to you!"

housekeeper:"……"

The big one is their big dog. Of course, its size is not too big now.

The butler glanced at Lu Xiaohua and said sadly: "Your old article is over."

Lu Xiaohua was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly found that the focus of his life seemed to have shifted, and he no longer devoted himself to writing as before.Calculating the time, the article should indeed be finished, but in the past two days, he was so overwhelmed by the things that the small upstart made, he didn't pay attention for a while.

The housekeeper said: "I saw the ending, Xiao Hua, tell me the truth, are you very insecure..."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The butler sat there sighing.

Lu Xiaohua sat down next to the butler, and said earnestly, "A novel is a novel, and I am me! Could it be that I wrote the protagonist as being crazy, cool, and handsome, but I'm really crazy and handsome!"

The housekeeper said, "Of course, can my son not be handsome?"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Lu Xiaohua has always known that the housekeeper has an inexplicable sense of pride for the boss, but he never thought that he could enjoy such treatment!

Lu Xiaohua retreated to advance: "Even if it was there when I wrote it, how can it be now. If Xue Siqi bullies me, you will definitely stand by my side, right! The two of us beat him and one, we must win!"

The housekeeper was worried: "Not necessarily, Si Qi is very powerful..."

The boss's gloomy voice came from behind: "You two hit me together?"

housekeeper:"……"

Lu Xiaohua: "...Eavesdropping is immoral!"

The boss carried Lu Xiaohua upstairs like a chicken.

Lu Xiaohua hugged the butler very unwillingly, with tears in his eyes: "Dad, save me!"

The boss gritted his teeth: "Lu Xiaohua!"

Lu Xiaohua quickly changed doors, hugged the boss tightly, and put on a heroic gesture of refusing to let go of death!

The butler turned away.

You kid still admit it, don't add fuel to the fire!

It’s not Lu Xiaohua who doesn’t add fuel to the fire. As soon as the boss took him back to the room, Lu Xiaohua confessed his mistake bitterly, but the direction of the confession was not right: “I really didn’t want to rob dad with you!”

The boss's forehead was throbbing with veins.

Lu Xiaohua continued to comfort: "Don't worry, Dad will definitely not beat you for me, he is getting your salary!"

The boss leaned over and bit him.

Lu Xiaohua's eyes were foggy in an instant: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

The boss scolded: "You deserve it! Acting can't hide your complacency!"

Lu Xiaohua bit the boss back hard: "I'm proud of it, what's the matter."

The boss felt that his little appearance with claws and claws was really delicious, so he grabbed him in his arms and ravaged him viciously, and he might have the momentum to toss Lu Xiaohua vigorously.

Lu Xiaohua regretted it: "I still have to go to class tomorrow! I was wrong! I was really wrong! You don't remember villains—well, let me go—hey—let me go—"

The boss was overwhelmed by Lu Xiaohua's tenacious spirit of "speaking a complete sentence to death", and pressed him firmly under him: "Hey, let me give you a good kiss."

Lu Xiaohua became angry: "Be good, balls!"

The boss settles the score: "You didn't eat two meals at home today."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The boss said: "Don't think I didn't see it, the one who sent you back is the same person, the man is your classmate."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The boss said, "You rub his head."

The boss listed Lu Xiaohua's crimes with a serious face, and Lu Xiaohua felt guilty for a moment, and cautiously kissed the boss back.

The boss was very happy, and he was not polite at all, and he caught people and ate them all.Lu Xiaohua was tormented so hard that he had no strength to resist, so he could only hum a few times tearfully as a protest.

The boss is satisfied.

Compared with the "peace" of the boss and Lu Xiaohua, other places are not so peaceful.

After returning home, the little upstart thought left and right, and finally curiosity got the upper hand, and he ran home to chat with the upstart about life.

The little upstart told the upstart several times of contact between himself and Lu Xiaohua, and then begged the upstart to check the address that Lu Xiaohua said - he especially wanted to know who Lu Xiaohua married to!

The son started to use his brain, and the upstart was very satisfied.When he took the address, he thought it looked a little familiar, and when he took a closer look, he couldn't help but get excited: "Did you hear me right?"

The little upstart said: "It can't be wrong! I sent him back twice!"

The upstart patted the little upstart on the head and said, "It's a good thing I'm a civilized person! It's a good thing he's a civilized person! Otherwise, you're going to die!"

Seeing that the face of the upstart has changed, the little nouveau riche immediately asked nervously: "Dad, who the hell is it? Can you do this! Is this family amazing? The Xue family is the most amazing here! I don't believe him You can still marry the big boss of the Xue family!"

upstart:"……"

The nouveau riche didn't speak, but carefully questioned the little nouveau riche about the details of getting along with Lu Xiaohua. After listening, he couldn't help touching his son's head, which was often beaten by himself: "Stupid people have stupid blessings, don't ask, Get along well with your brother."

The little upstart said: "It's mysterious, don't tell me I went to ask him myself!"

Having given birth to such an ugly son, the nouveau riche had no choice but to say, "That family happens to be named Xue."

Little upstart: "..."

The little upstart was heartbroken, ran back to the room, and posted on the forum of the regular gangster: "Oh my god, more and more bastards like to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, what should I do?"

The small nouveau riche just wanted to express his emotions, and the main building didn’t write anything at all. Unexpectedly, a bunch of complainers came downstairs, saying that people are getting more and more excessive now.

One of the forum friends wrote articles. He complained that there was a RMB player who spent a lot of money this year. He posted a good list all the way, and the bad article also topped the list. At the end of today, it was actually on the homepage bestseller list!It's unbearable!The reason that Duandu.com is such a mess is because there are people like this!

Why do you have so much money to write articles?There is simply no way out for others!

Seeing what this person said, he was filled with righteous indignation, and the little upstart couldn't help asking what the article was.

The man immediately dropped a title.

The little upstart clicked to watch.

He first looked at the comments below, only to see that the comment area was full of blood and blood: "Master, come out, I promise not to kill you!" "Tomorrow at eight o'clock in Zhongshan Park, dare you!" All I want at this moment is to smear your face with a mixture of tears and snot!"

The little nouveau riche felt that the tone was really kind, especially like the idioms of their altar friends.Driven by curiosity, he clicked on the text, not to mention, the writing is smooth and attractive.The little upstart is learning Chinese anyway, so he can tell at first glance that the author is paying attention. The writing is not too gorgeous or exquisite, but the story is told smoothly and the emotions are well integrated. Before he knows it, he has seen the paid chapter.

The small nouveau riche usually disdains pure entertainment such as online novels, but now he is tickled a little bit, quickly registers an account and recharges, buys all the paid chapters in one go and continues to read.

When the little upstart tapped to the last chapter, tears fell down unknowingly: "Fuck me, what kind of ending is this! What kind of author is this! I can't be the only one who was tricked, I have to publicize it, publicize it a lot !"

The small upstart was very active, and immediately spread the link of the article to various groups, boasting non-stop: "Good article, peerless article, don't read it and regret it!"

After posting, the small upstart still felt unsatisfied, so he called the subordinate of the upstart, "Uncle Zhang, do me a favor, don't you have a search engine at home, help me push this article, yes, from Diandian.com An article—what? Can’t it work? Do you want me to pay you?——That’s right, it doesn’t take too long, just push it for a month!”

The person on the other end of the phone almost fell over.

one month!one month!How dare he say it!Does he know how much it costs others to buy an advertising space for a month!

The small upstart doesn't care so much, he does everything with the principle of "if I get scammed, more people will get scammed", and finally remembers the friend who just scolded this article in his post for relying on spending money to get to the top.

The little nouveau riche returned to the post and said: "He writes well, and others are willing to spend money, why are you jealous?" He clicked on the link attached to the other party's signature to read it, and criticized the other party chapter by chapter One time, "You should stop writing at your level, rubbish!"

The other party was extremely wronged, beat his chest and scolded the little upstart for being ignorant.

The little nouveau riche didn't care so much, he asked someone to ask for a vacation for himself, and went to sleep contentedly.

Lu Xiaohua went to class as usual the next day, and only had time to read feedback on old articles when he returned home at noon.He was about to look through the comments carefully to see if he had any useful opinions, when he was poked privately by a senior stork and raccoon monkey on the forum: "Xiao Luzi, you are really lucky." He took a screenshot of Lu Xiaohua , is a site-wide push advertisement of a large engine in China - it is pushing his finished article!

Lu Xiaohua was dumbfounded.

The stork monkey said: "Made, I really want to hug my thigh. Let me tell you, I have been staring at a guy for a long time. The guy didn't have any defenses. He said that he had a search engine at home. At first I I still don't believe it, but what happened last night made me believe it!"

Lu Xiaohua had a bad feeling: "...what's the matter?"

The stork lizard said: "Yesterday someone hacked your article in that guy's post. I followed up. I didn't expect that guy to finish reading your article, and he seems to like it! Today, God made a ghost to open that post." When the search engine saw it, it really started to advertise for you!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The stork and raccoon monkey said: "Nima, I really want to hug my thigh."

Lu Xiaohua said: "Go up bravely, don't back down, a better tomorrow is waiting for you!"

The stork and raccoon monkey said quietly: "You think everyone is like you, and you are lucky all day long! You can count the money! Damn it, I really want to hug my thigh..."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

He felt that it was better for him to keep a low profile so as not to irritate the stork ape.

The author has something to say:

When Mr. Ri Geng woke up, he saw Mr. Shenzhan lying beside him, his peaceful sleeping face was as innocent as a child's.

On the other hand, Ri Geng-kun couldn't help being a little sad when he was played like a rag doll...

Mr. Ri Geng said, "Why did you come here... This is obviously the last place you would have thought of..."

Just as he was speaking, Higeng-kun's hand was suddenly tightly grasped.

#The author has no medicine recently#