The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

When Lu Xiaohua saw the second child of the Feng family lying on the hospital bed, he only had this mood: "..."

The one who was dizzy and "kidnapped" was obviously his master!Why did the person who entered the hospital become the second child of the Feng family!

Lu Xiaohua sat in front of the hospital bed and peeled an apple: "Isn't stealing a chicken worth losing a lot of rice?"

The second child of the Feng family smiled openly: "It's a steal."

Lu Xiaohua listened to the second son of the Feng family smugly narrate the matter, and he could only say that these two guys are too troublesome, a good relationship can make such twists and turns!

However, Master's emotional life has finally stabilized, and Lu Xiaohua is very pleased.

Seeing the second son of the Feng family lying bored, Lu Xiaohua chatted with him about the little upstart.The second child of the Feng family was originally engaged in this field, and after hearing the ideas of the small upstarts, he agreed: "Women's literature is usually relatively short and concise, about 20 to [-] words, it is quick and easy to do, the market is very dynamic, there are many Publishers like to make books in this area. This is also the advantage of women, there are more publishing channels, and there are even many film and television adaptations.”

Lu Xiaohua said: "Yes!"

The second child of the Feng family said: "It's not bad for that kid to go to Dingding.com. Tell him, the first thing to do must be to change Dingding.com to a better server! Then make the entire website system more stable!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The second son of the Feng family said earnestly: "Dingding.com has the characteristics of a century-old soy sauce. If this problem is solved, the traffic and popularity will have a qualitative leap!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "You understand it quite well."

The second son of the Feng family said: "I have a lot of trouble reading your master's fanart, and sometimes I even swallow the thousands of words of long comments I have worked so hard to type! Damn it! That guy's writing is so bad, the characters are distorted, and the writing is so weird. If it is not smooth, it will be difficult to vent the hatred in your heart if you don't brush it off!"

Lu Xiaohua couldn't help reminding: "Haven't you been in the state of fans turning black for the past few years..."

The second son of the Feng family has a serious face: "My principle of being a black man is based on the original text. I can complain as much as I want, but I can't bear to smear people and write scribbles!"

Lu Xiaohua was happy.

Lu Xiaohua returned home after visiting his illness, explained to the butler about Feng's second child and Xiao Xiao, and moved the little wife to the butler to fight.

Lu Xiaohua was concentrating on updating the code when he suddenly heard the butler say happily: "Xiaohua, there are three new leaders in your new book! I have already helped you thank them!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The housekeeper is usually very free, and actively fights out the siege among the competitors to become the stork and cub in Lu Xiaohua's book review area!

The housekeeper's daily activities have now increased from "taking care of the boss" to three items: walking the dog, maintaining Lu Xiaohua's book review area, and taking care of the boss and Lu Xiaohua.

The so-called leader refers to spending at least 1000 yuan on a book.

Lu Xiaohua's book hasn't been released yet, which means that the other party has spent a thousand dollars just for rewards, and it's still three!

These three people, Lu Xiaohua, have never seen before, and they are not the guys in the reader group built by Doubi's cousin, but the resident readers of the Western Fantasy Channel mentioned by the editor!

This represents not only money, but also their approval!

Lu Xiaohua said: "I'll hook them up and have a good chat with them."

Lu Xiaohua did what he said, and immediately tried to get hooked up.One leader did not respond, and the other two came forward. Lu Xiaohua logged into the contact tool and chatted with them for a long time. He felt that they had benefited a lot, and made several adjustments to the outline.While the various new ideas that came up were still hot, he quickly went through the outline.

Then he discovered a serious problem again.

What the fuck, where is the heroine!

Lu Xiaohua was feeling depressed when he was suddenly pulled into a discussion group.He looked up and was shocked: the single dog angrily swiped three thousand small suspenders.

There are three thousand kinds of Mawen at the end, and three thousand small suspenders for Tin Ding. This is a well-known sentence that has been passed down for a long time!

What are you going to do!

Lu Xiaohua clicked on it, and found that a great plan was being discussed enthusiastically: Most of Tintin's authors are women, and most of Tintin's readers are women. Capture Dingding.com, make friends with female authors, harvest female readers, broadcast in spring The next female frequency article, I successfully got out of the singles in autumn!stand up!People who don't want to be single!stand up!People who don't want to masturbate anymore!

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Lu Xiaohua feels that life is full of funny comparisons. He originally wanted to say "I have already left the order", but felt that the meaning of showing off was too strong, which did not conform to his principle of being a low-key person.

Lu Xiaohua resolutely threw himself into the ocean of revolution: "Count me in!"

A consensus was reached, and intense discussions began in the discussion group. One said to write "Domineering President Wait for Me", and the other said to write "Tears Flowed into Ice". Lu Xiaohua quietly lit a candle for them, and silently gave them I took a few pictures.

"How can a man give birth to a child!"

"Fuck, it's aliens again, has the earth been taken over by aliens!"

"Fuck, is this pair also a pair! Can I write Ultraman and Spider-Man together!"

Lu Xiaohua said quietly: "Someone has written it."

"..."

The atmosphere in the group became very sluggish for a while, Lu Xiaohua felt that he seemed too cruel to them, so he relieved: "Actually, there is still a way to survive, Tintin is now popular with upgrade streams and so on, if we really have no idea, we can still use our own Modify the settings on the Internet, just delete the female lead or change it to a male one, at worst, go and ask yourself for authorization."

Lu Xiaohua's words were like enlightenment, and the discussion group warmed up again.

From time to time, Lu Xiaohua interjected in a mean-spirited manner, helping others to correct the settings. Finally, the others basically finalized, and all eyes turned to Lu Xiaohua: "What about you!"

Lu Xiaohua rubbed his nose, then looked at the name of the discussion group, and couldn't help but weigh the consequences of the boss knowing this in his heart.

Lu Xiaohua hasn't thought about it yet, and has already been pulled into the newly created group, the group name is exactly the same as the discussion group!

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Once it comes, it will be safe, and if the boss does not know, it will be fine!

Several people in the group are friends for many years. Seeing that they have come up with such a way to be single, Lu Xiaohua decided to risk his life to accompany the gentleman.

Lu Xiaohua chose to challenge the heroine, because he felt that if he practiced an article from the heroine visually, he would definitely be able to successfully insert the heroine into the new article!

Lu Xiaohua made a final decision: "This time I want to write an inspirational story in which the main character meets a god, kills a god, meets a Buddha and becomes a tycoon in the entertainment industry!"

The masses were deeply skeptical.

Lu Xiaohua listed the outline to prove his innocence: the title of the book is "The 29-year-old Heroine". , sad and desperate, began to enter the entertainment circle!In the entertainment industry, the heroine has regained her former self-confidence, step by step towards the pinnacle of her life!At the age of 29, she finally got her first leading actress!

There was a long silence in the group.

Lu Xiaohua: "What's wrong?"

Friend A: "Very good."

Friend B: "It's just that you can't think about riding sister..."

Friend C: "Your input method upstairs exposed you."

Friend B: "Get out! I just can't figure it out, why your main website posts are always so bad, but this one is so normal!"

Lu Xiaohua: "...do you want to show pity for girls?"

People: "..."

Fuck, they want to kill this bastard on behalf of the male compatriots!

When the boss came back, the beginning of Lu Xiaohua's group had already been made, and Lu Xiaohua, the fast player, was pushed out to be the pioneer.

Lu Xiaohua fumbled for a long time in the backstage of DingDing.com, published "The 29-year-old Heroine", and threw the saved draft on it.The update speed of Ding Ding.com is generally [-] words per day. In addition to publishing three chapters on the day of opening the article, Lu Xiaohua set a regular schedule of publishing [-] words every day.

Lu Xiaohua felt a little guilty when he saw the boss, so he quickly turned off the "Single Dog Angry Brush Three Thousand Small Sling", and ran up to hug him and kiss him fiercely.

The boss has a very keen sense: "What did you do wrong?"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

This guy seems to have suddenly become intelligent, what should I do!

Lu Xiaohua categorically denied it: "No, absolutely not. I am, I just saw Master and Feng Er making a fuss, and I miss you!"

The boss was very satisfied, and said brazenly: "Then let me verify whether you really want it." He acted faster and more directly than words, and took off Lu Xiaohua's clothes neatly to "verify".

Lu Xiaohua burst into tears.

He overestimated this guy!

Lu Xiaohua was "verified" several times inside and out, his little heart was very hurt, and he said tremblingly: "You know, it's a disease if you don't ejaculate for a long time! Do you want to take some medicine to treat it?" ..."

The boss said: "...Thank you for the compliment."

Lu Xiaohua: "Get out (ノ｀Д)ノ"

Xiao Biesheng's words were vividly reflected in the boss. Anyway, Lu Xiaohua hadn't been off the ground since he came back, and even the class was forced by the boss to ask for leave.

Lu Xiaohua scolded so hoarsely.

The boss felt that he was very reasonable: "It is easier to pay in installments, but it is naturally difficult to pay in one lump sum. Next time, you will come with me."

Lu Xiaohua continued to scold: "Go to hell!" His voice was choked up, his eyes were red, and he looked pitiful.

Only then did the boss realize his conscience, took him to take a bath, and wrapped him up in bed to sleep peacefully.

He was about to be hugged and fell asleep again, Lu Xiaohua had no choice but to find a more comfortable position and close his eyes to rest.

The next day is the weekend, but the boss is not available, he has to chair a meeting.Lu Xiaohua calmed down a bit, and after breakfast with the housekeeper, he moved out his little wife to pamper her.

Dingding.com has published Chapter 4, the results are not too good, the favorites are still in single digits, the comments are good, three times more than the favorites!

Lu Xiaohua was very relieved, clicked on it and looked at it, it was almost as expected, half of it was to scold the man for being too scumbag, and the other half was to be angry at the heroine for not arguing and mourning for not changing it, the effect he wanted was achieved.

Lu Xiaohua seriously replied to the message, and then refreshed the background to see a yellow text message on the site. It turned out that the editor of Ding Ding came to the door!

It was the first time Lu Xiaohua received this kind of treatment, so he added the contact information of the other party flattered.After chatting for a few words, Lu Xiaohua finalized the signing.

Editor Ding Ding is a soft girl, and gently reminded: "Send the contract quickly, and you can just apply for the list when you reach [-] words!"

Lu Xiaohua is used to waiting for the editor to give the list. Hearing that the list here is applied by himself, it feels very fresh. He dragged the editor of Tintin to ask a lot of questions for novices and went back to broadcast them to the people in the group.

At noon, Lu Xiaohua went to the "Cultural Forum" program group, and talked with Ke Lao about his entry into Dingding.com during the break.

Ke Lao said: "It's not bad. Most women were trapped in their families before. This period is the epitome of the whole social environment. Now many women are trying to go out. This conflict has been grasped. Write It’s quite meaningful to come out. I know a few friends who have had similar experiences, if you have time, you can talk to them, and take good care of the psychological changes in it.”

Lu Xiaohua was overjoyed: "Thank you teacher!"

Just do what you say, Lu Xiaohua will visit in the afternoon after contacting one of the older strong women.

Lu Xiaohua had Ke Lao as the bridge, and he was cute and cute, and he quickly got closer to him.Hearing Lu Xiaohua frankly said that he was writing an online novel, the other party didn't dislike him, and chatted with Lu Xiaohua kindly.

After talking about the initial difficulties, Lu Xiaohua was a little shocked.

There are really too many unfortunate people in the world. Some people are devastated after being hit and stay in the mud forever; some people firmly remember the pain and move forward with clenched teeth.

Lu Xiaohua was very glad that he was not defeated.

Lu Xiaohua said sincerely: "You are really amazing."

The other party smiled: "What's so great, some things looked terrible at the time, but when you look back, they are nothing. If a child fails the exam, he feels that the sky is falling. Will he care when he grows up? Thinking about it this way, In fact, there is no hurdle that cannot be overcome.”

Lu Xiaohua benefited a lot, and after returning home, he dug out the outline of "The 29-year-old Heroine" and adjusted it repeatedly.

The butler secretly glanced at the screen when delivering juice to him, and glanced at the screen when delivering snacks...

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The housekeeper's desire to spy was so obvious that Lu Xiaohua could only honestly explain his plan to enter DingDing.com.Of course, he didn't mention the matter of "swiping three thousand little suspenders in anger", lest the butler educate himself earnestly.

The butler read "The 29-year-old Heroine" according to the title of the book. Seeing the shabby results, he was so distressed that he registered several accounts in one go for Lu Xiaohua's collection before starting to read the article.

After watching it, he wiped away his tears for the heroine: "This man is really a scum!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The housekeeper asked, "Why can't I give a reward here?"

Lu Xiaohua: "...you can't tip if you don't sign a contract."

The housekeeper let out an "oh", and clicked into the Dingding.com forum from the page to carefully study the rules of Dingding.com.

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

what can he say...

——It feels so good to have a dad!

The author has something to say:

Mr. Ri Geng was very tired, he was almost suffocating.

Mr. Saving Manuscript Box couldn't bear it, sighed and said: "Why bother, young master, your family is ranked No. [-] among the world's top [-] companies. If you go back and lower your head, you can help him!"

Mr. Ri Geng said: "No, what I want is a clean, pure and beautiful love!"

#last night dredging wind and showers, dreaming back to blowing horns and camping, bamboo sticks and straw shoes lightly beat horses, who is afraid, anyway, the author does not take medicine! #