The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua didn't write the article "The 29-Year-Old Heroine" very fast, and it took twice as long to write a chapter as the Western Fantasy article.More importantly, he visited many people in the industry through his relationship with the program group, and he grasped the details more steadily. The whole article was written more steadily than any of his previous articles.

The title of this book is not attractive, but with the promotion of old fans and bloody storms, it suddenly made it to the monthly list on the home page as a newcomer!

After becoming popular, it attracted more attention, and the data continued to climb.What surprised Lu Xiaohua even more was that after the early morning of the second day after it was put on the shelves, the growth rate of favorites and comments almost soared exponentially!

Lu Xiaohua woke up and saw that the data had quadrupled, so he ran to the editor of Ding Ding to ask if it was normal.

Editor Ding Ding asked the technician to check it and replied: "This is an artifact of favorites. It is normal for the data to increase rapidly! Although your favorites have increased rapidly, the technician has not found any abnormalities. You can update without worry!"

Lu Xiaohua was very pleased, and clicked on the page to read the comments.

The best thing about Dingding.com is the timely feedback from readers. Lu Xiaohua can know readers' opinions without looking elsewhere!Although he had only stayed for more than half a month, Lu Xiaohua was already a little bit reluctant to leave.

Of course, troubles followed after Wenhong.

First of all, it is difficult to say that everyone agrees. There are people who like an article, and naturally there are people who don’t like it. Some readers who don’t like to read this kind of article will leave some bad comments after entering it by mistake.

Lu Xiaohua has long been accustomed to the bloody writing career, and he has been adhering to the attitude of changing what is there and encouraging what is not, and he doesn't think there is anything wrong.

But his family's "friends and relatives" were not happy, and the housekeeper was the first to bear the brunt.The butler had enough time to roll up his sleeves and pinch people, but unfortunately the content of the pinch was still pale, "How hard did you work hard to make him".

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Then, the editor who had been leading him discovered the existence of the group "Rage brushing three thousand small suspenders".

Editors burst into the crowd and tearfully accused them of being a bunch of bastards for doing bad things.

While talking, the editor was completely angry: "You didn't take me with you!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The editor is usually too busy to touch the ground, and the major issues in life are also unresolved. He and the masses decided to write an article in his spare time.

Lu Xiaohua: "...Is it really okay to edit like this?"

The editor said: "Principles are precious, integrity is even more expensive. If it's for a girl, both can be thrown away!"

The crowd applauded one after another: "It's so wet, so wet!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

In fact, they spend the time they spend on making Ding Ding articles to hook up girls directly on impressing girls, and they should have gotten out of the order a long time ago!

But thinking of the mobility of these guys, Lu Xiaohua decided not to remind them.

The editors are all in the water, and Lu Xiaohua has no worries at all.

Anyway, Endpoint.com won't block him just because he went to Ding Dingwen to write a heroine article, so he can write with more peace of mind!

Lu Xiaohua followed the editor's advice, and the update speed was controlled within the range of 2000 updates per day.Tintin's subscriptions are much better than he imagined. He has [-] to [-] collections at the end, and he has to push and push again and again to get [-] subscriptions into high-quality products. Now he has more than [-] subscriptions in all five collections. up!

Lu Xiaohua didn't know the market here, so he asked day and night what level the situation was.

Day and night: "..."

Day and night: "You have chosen a good subject. The ratio of collections and subscriptions in modern romance can reach two to one. When I write about pure love, it may be due to the subject matter. The difference between subscriptions will be five to one or even ten to one. And romance Wireless still has income, so you are at the upper-middle level, which is already very powerful for a newcomer!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "I am lucky."

He ended the conversation with Day and Night, and went back to adjust the outline.He is very grateful for his good luck, but he also believes that everything has to be fought for by himself.Since the articles on Dingding.com have started to charge, he can no longer write with the intention of playing tickets!

Lu Xiaohua was seriously thinking about the following plot, when Faxiao's phone call came over suddenly: "Xiaohua, come here soon! Your sister-in-law is about to give birth, ouch, I'm so nervous, come and accompany me, I'm here at the Provincial Hospital side!"

Lu Xiaohua jumped up, grabbed his phone and ran outside.

The butler saw him and couldn't help but stop him: "What's the matter? Don't be in a hurry, accidents are easy to happen!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Your grandson is about to be born!"

housekeeper:"……"

The housekeeper and Lu Xiaohua went to the Provincial Court together.

The housekeeper felt a little emotional, unknowingly, it had been nearly nine months since Lu Xiaohua reunited with the boss.It may take several years for others to get married, but Lu Xiaohua and the boss are tied to each other by mistake, like two intertwined silk threads, becoming more and more tightly entangled.

Incredible!

When Lu Xiaohua and the housekeeper arrived, Faxiao was walking back and forth outside the delivery room, feeling even more nervous than giving birth by himself.

Lu Xiaohua comforted: "Don't worry, sister-in-law is in such good health, she will definitely give birth smoothly!"

Send a novel: "What do you know, how dangerous it is to have a baby, if one is not careful... bah bah bah! You can't say it, you can't say it!" He held Lu Xiaohua's hand tightly, his palm trembling, "It would be great if I could give birth to your sister-in-law I'm a big man, it's okay to be hurt for a while!"

Lu Xiaohua could only stay by the side.

The delivery process went very smoothly, and after about half an hour, the crying of the baby was heard in the delivery room.

Lu Xiaohua boasted: "It's loud enough, it's worthy of being my godson!"

Fa Xiao said excitedly: "Fart, that's my son!"

Lu Xiaohua didn't argue with Fa Xiao, they soon saw the wrinkled baby.Most of the newborns are not very good-looking, but Lu Xiaohua and Faxiao love it very much. Faxiao did not forget his wife lying on the bed, so Lu Xiaohua successfully obtained the benefits of adopting his son.

Lu Xiaohua looked closely at the baby's half-opened eyes, feeling inexplicably moved in his heart.This is the continuation of life and blood. As long as the parents are a loving couple and the family is a happy family, they are all lucky to be born in this world.

Lu Xiaohua and the housekeeper stayed busy in the hospital all day.

The conditions in the provincial hospital were already very good, and the housekeeper didn't ask for any special care from the hospital. He just transferred Fa's young wife to a single ward and invited a more experienced nurse to help.

Fa Xiao didn't recover from the joy until the evening, and said to Lu Xiaohua: "I'll be with your sister-in-law, Xiaohua, you can go back, there is no reason for people who have already married to stay out so late."

Lu Xiaohua said: "Alright then, I'll come and see my godson after class tomorrow."

When Lu Xiaohua and the housekeeper returned home, the boss had already returned, and was left alone by Lu Xiaohua and the housekeeper together, the boss's expression was not very good.

Lu Xiaohua announced the good news to the boss: "My godson was born, he weighed eight catties, and he cried very loudly!"

The boss's face softened. Seeing Lu Xiaohua's happy expression, he couldn't help asking: "Do you like children?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Other children can't say whether they like it or not, but I definitely like my godson."

The boss said, "Then we'll all have one when you're ready."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Come two at once, it seems a bit of a headache to think about it!

Lu Xiaohua said objectively: "I don't think we are suitable right now. You are busy with work, and my side is just getting started."

The boss nodded: "So it's waiting for you to get ready." He pulled Lu Xiaohua into his arms, "Speaking of which, if you can have a baby, your stomach should be up by now."

Lu Xiaohua felt chills for a while: "...Get lost! I will support you!"

The boss's words directly irritated Lu Xiaohua to wilt, and kicked the boss away viciously to pamper his "little wife".

The boss wasn't done with his work, so he walked over to press Lu Xiaohua and kissed Lu Xiaohua a few times before going to the study to get busy.

Lu Xiaohua was still angry, and quietly opened a vest on DingDing.com to write fanart for the old text.

He tortured that damned villain to death!

——Although he died once in the text.

Compared with the small yellow text used to vent anger, this fan is directly based on the structure of the old text, and it is written with more flesh and blood.Lu Xiaohua wrote three chapters in one go and threw them up, humming and laughing a few times, finally venting his anger!

Only then did Lu Xiaohua save the two articles in his hand.

Unexpectedly, after he threw the manuscript into the manuscript deposit box, Ya Xiaoyue's production team became completely lively.Lu Xiaohua casually clicked on it, and was amused, it turned out to be a new fanfiction in the group!

"Damn it, someone actually retaliates against the society like this!"

"Don't be mean, this author must have been stimulated by something!" "I just can't imagine that the original text has been tortured to the point of being tortured, but it can still come up with new tricks!"

Lu Xiaohua watched quietly for a while, and the more he watched, the more he felt that what they were talking about was indeed the beginning of what he just posted!

Lu Xiaohua calmly pretended to be a passerby: "What are you looking at?"

The Great God threw him a link: "Objectively speaking, the writing method of this article is highly reductive to the original text."

Ya Xiaoyue said: "But it still can't cover up the author's bad idea of ​​retaliating against society!"

After Lu Xiaohua clicked on the link, he confirmed his guess, but he acted calmer than before: "Oh, I'll go and see!"

He quietly opened the document, and wrote two more chapters crackling.Since this article is a professional newspaper, the number of words per chapter is only [-], and it only takes more than half an hour for him to add two more chapters!

Lu Xiaohua posted the article firmly, clicked on the group and waited to see the reaction in the group.

Ya Xiaoyue appeared first, and she cried bitterly with two big tears in her eyes: "I'm going, I'm going to fight this author! I can't share the hatred of the abuser!"

Lu Xiaohua replied without changing his face: "Maybe he lived a rough life, we have to forgive him."

Lu Xiaohua swiped the page and looked. The girls on Dingding.com were really enthusiastic about leaving comments. This article has only posted [-] words and there are already dozens of replies, most of which are abused out of the water!

Lu Xiaohua picked a few messages and replied, and was about to turn off the phone, when he was suddenly interrupted by a pop-up window from the master.

The great god was filled with righteous indignation: "You are really free to write your own humanities while wearing a vest!! How rough your life is!!!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

How was he exposed?

The master seemed to know Lu Xiaohua's question, and said with a sneer, "You can find your IP address when you reply, don't you know?"

Lu Xiaohua: "... whoever has nothing to do will check the address!"

The great god said: "...the conditioned reflex formed when I pinched you and your master's fanfare before."

Lu Xiaohua was in awe: "... Thank you for your hard work!"

Lu Xiaohua was about to talk more about life with the Great God, but saw that the boss had already returned.Lu Xiaohua threw off the Great Master decisively: "Are you done with your work?"

The boss said: "I'm done." He looked at Lu Xiaohua, "What did you do just now?"

Lu Xiaohua swears to the sky: "This time I didn't write any pornography!"

It's just abuse of the body and mind, abuse of the mind, abuse of the body, abuse of the body, abuse of the heart, and abuse of the body, so that not a piece of skin on the whole body is intact!

The boss reached into Lu Xiaohua's clothes and twisted them.

Lu Xiaohua burst into tears in pain, and yelled: "Beast! Don't screw me!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the boss's interest was obviously higher, and he tossed more and more.

Lu Xiaohua couldn't take it anymore: "Don't twist anymore! Ah, I was wrong! Don't pinch so hard! No, don't pinch! Come on, come on, you are enough! You bastard!"

The boss blocked Lu Xiaohua's lips, and frantically grabbed Lu Xiaohua to carry the beast to the end.

Lu Xiaohua burst into tears: "The room must be divided! There is no way to pass this day!"

The author has something to say: The acquisition plan was unexpectedly successful!

In the evening, Mr. Ri Geng had dinner with Mr. Manuscript Box to celebrate, Mr. Shenzhan burst in suddenly, and said sadly: "Why why! Why did you treat me like this! Why—" He saw Mr. Manuscript Box and said in pain With a smile, he stood up and walked out sadly, "I understand, I understand!"

Mr. Manuscript Box asked Mr. Ri Geng: "Do you remember him?"

Mr. Ri Geng said: "Should I remember? I don't have any impression, but he looks like a dog..."

#名句君在(Hello)#

#Don’t take medicine today, tomorrow will be cute#