[Comprehensive System] Sieve Completion Action

Ye Xiaoyu returned to the cave and said to Feng Nishang: "I have already warned him about that monster. The spring water can be occupied, but bad things cannot be done!"

Feng Nishang nodded: "That's good, thank you for helping me."

Ye Xiaoyu blushed: "I've always been stupid, I can't do anything but eat, and you took care of me."

Feng Nishang smiled softly, and patted Ye Xiaoyu's head unconsciously: "Silly girl, you just saved me half a year ago, why did you say it and never did anything?"

"That's easy, anyway, I'm a monster, I don't die so easily, and it's not as easy to deal with a few little assassins?" Ye Xiaoyu pouted after finishing speaking, and protested: "I'm not a child now, Nishang Now, why do you still treat me like a child?"

"Oh? Not a child? Then how old are you?" Feng Nishang took her hand from her head and asked with a smile.

How old?

Ye Xiaoyu froze all of a sudden, snapped his fingers and calculated: "Um, I don't even know how many hundred years it is."

Feng Nishang pursed her lips and said with a smile: "You are not good at counting, I know that. Hundreds of years... You are a monster with a long lifespan. Maybe you have been with me in this world for a few years, maybe just like us the same few days."

Ye Xiaoyu scratched her head: "I don't think so! In fact, you don't think monsters have a long lifespan, but they spend a lot of time practicing, and there are even those who are crazy about cultivation. Maybe decades will pass after a single retreat." She continued to recall The life of a monster in my mind, and said: "Besides, monsters' spiritual intelligence is also late. Some little monsters who have cultivated for hundreds of years are still mentally like human children."

Feng Nishang gave her a sideways look with a smile: "Are you talking about yourself?"

Ye Xiaoyu suddenly "coughed" several times: "No! I'm talking about them!" After she finished speaking, she pointed to the little maids who were poking around outside the door: "Everyone has practiced for hundreds of years, but you look at them..."

"But I think it's almost the same as you!"

After talking and joking, Feng Nishang shook her head and sighed, "The life span between monsters and humans is so different, and you still have to go down the mountain to be friends with people, aren't you afraid that you will be sad in the future?"

Ye Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment before saying: "That's true, maybe when I go out for a long time, my friends will be gone. But, because I will definitely be separated in the future, should I just do nothing? The days of school are just In just a few years of life, we are destined to be separated from our classmates... er classmates, don’t we get along well with our classmates? Sometimes, people will meet and live together under the same roof, and then they will go away after one night People from all walks of life, and many people will chat with each other and even become confidantes."

She scratched her head: "Or my example is not appropriate, let's just say cats and dogs. Their life span is much shorter than that of humans. Maybe a person has to change many pets in his life, and he will be sad many times, but this is also It doesn't affect the process of getting along with each one, I do my best and get happiness..."

Feng Nishang interrupted her with a smile, "I can tell, what you mean is that in the eyes of you monsters, we are just like cats and dogs, just raised for fun, right?"

Ye Xiaoyu found that she was caught in the conversation, and hastily retorted: "No, I just said that the relationship between any person cannot be limited by time. But no matter how short the time is, no matter how small the position in life ,if only……"

Seeing that she was a little anxious, Feng Nishang smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'm teasing you!"

Just kidding... really?

Could it be that she herself also wanted to ask such a question and get such an answer?

If her tasks continue like this world after world, then she must live longer than an ordinary monster.

After just four missions, she has already experienced more than 60 years of life... At first, she felt very fresh, touched by many things, and met many people who made her care... But later, she became more and more The more numb and cold it becomes, the harder it is to care...

This kind of numbness could not be seen by others, but she knew it clearly.

General Xue who was also assassinated but unfortunately died is the best proof.His confession only made her judge in her heart, and she decided that he was a good man, but she didn't feel any throbbing, because she knew that the love and infatuation were not for her.As for the news of his death, she felt relieved.

In fact, if the six-year agreement hadn't been used to limit the situation, even if Gaochang's assassins didn't do it, she would do it herself, so as not to cause any accidents when Tang Seng arrived.

Because he is a superfluous person, a person who only disturbs the plot, it is best to get rid of him.

Of course, such traversers are the easiest to deal with, since they are redundant, just get rid of them.The trouble is that another kind of traverser occupies the body of the characters in the plot, but refuses to do what the characters in the plot should do.

For example, scorpion essence.

After talking for a long time, Feng Nishang smiled and said, "Xiao Yu, do you want to go back to the palace with me?"

Ye Xiaoyu hesitated and said, "Is it possible?"

Feng Nishang saw that Ye Xiaoyu wanted to go back, so she said: "Why not? You are in the wilderness here, I am afraid there is nothing to eat. I will go back to the palace with me, and I will cook for you whatever you want, even roast a whole lamb." .”

Ye Xiaoyu's saliva was about to flow out, she had been a vegetarian for a long time, and when she heard about the roasted whole lamb, she completely lost her ability to think, and could only nod her head.

Abducting Xie Zijing and leaving Pipa Cave together, Feng Nishang went straight back to the palace without delaying on the way.When there was no one in the middle of the night, she applied for communication with the guide, and soon, the 3D projection of Xiaoqiu appeared in front of her.

"Master, master! What's the matter with summoning Xiaoqiu?"

"Xiaoqiu, I'm going to make some exchanges, help me see if there are any hypnotic props or skills that can control people's actions?"

She always went to the plot and then contacted Xiaoqiu to choose exchange items, so her item utilization efficiency was very high.

"No problem, master, I'll take care of Xiaoqiu. Is there anything else I can help with?"

"Nothing."

"Okay master, work hard on the mission!"

Feng Nishang nodded, and her guide disappeared.

Feng Nishang, on the other hand, held the prop in her hand and stroked it lightly.Hypnotic control...? ...If they are familiar with each other and are not wary, then the success rate will more than double...

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Two years have passed, and now that Ye Xiaoyu has confessed her identity as a monster, she often travels around to inquire about some news.

Feng Nishang liked to hear some rumors about wild monsters, so Ye Xiaoyu collected some stories from Liao Zhai and told her.It didn't take long for the rumors of Tang Monk's meat, which was circulating in the monster world, to become the content of gossip.

Feng Nishang did not hesitate to express her disbelief in the absurd fact that cannibalism can lead to immortality, and believed that eating such a sinful thing would only shorten her life.

Regarding Feng Nishang's opinion, Ye Xiaoyu agreed with both hands and feet.After agreeing, she said cautiously, "Of course there is another theory. If you have sex with Tang Seng, it will also have a good effect, so some female monsters don't want to eat Tang Seng's meat, but want to catch Tang Seng and go to the bridal chamber." .”

Feng Nishang shook her head and said with a smile: "Anyway, no one can verify, who is the first to spread this kind of rumor?"

Ye Xiaoyu said that he didn't know, and the other monsters didn't know the source of the news, so they foolishly believed it.Ye Xiaoyu even conspiratorially suspected that the rumors were concocted by Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva, because if there were no monsters who were desperate to eat Tang monk meat, it would be difficult for Jiujiu 81 to make up half of it. .

While slandering Tathagata, she heard Feng Nishang continue to ask: "Xiao Yu, let me ask you, if Tang Seng stays in a certain monster's territory, will there be another monster to snatch it?"

"Normally this kind of thing doesn't happen. Monsters have a strong sense of territory, and they won't snatch other people's prey across the hills."

"Then, if I leave Tang Seng in Xiliang, won't there be monsters coming to snatch it?"

Ye Xiaoyu recalled it carefully, and said with certainty: "Probably not, unless they are tired of living! I occupy the border of the Daughter's Country, and even if other monsters pass by, they still have to say hello to me. Who dares to cross the border?" robbing?"

As expected, monsters have monster rules and each has its own territory. Otherwise, the monsters would have started an intercontinental scramble to rob Tang Seng.But Feng Nishang still pretended to be relieved, and said: "That's good."

Ye Xiaoyu heard something wrong: "Nishang, you want to keep Tang Seng? Didn't you say that immortality is a lie?"

"Of course I won't believe it. Besides, even if it is true, can I still eat human flesh for the sake of longevity? I want to keep Tang Seng in Xiliang Kingdom and recruit him to be the king's husband."

Recruit him to be the king's husband?Ye Xiaoyu stood up suddenly: "You want to marry him? Do you like him?"

Feng Nishang laughed: "How could I fall in love with someone I've never met."

Ye Xiaoyu stomped her feet and said, "Then! Then why did you say you wanted to recruit him to be your husband!"

Feng Nishang shook her head and said, "Silly boy, as the king of a country, how can he choose a spouse based on his own likes and dislikes? Even my mother's queen still has to choose someone who can assist her in governing the country."

Ye Xiaoyu was at a loss for words: "It's impossible, Her Majesty the Queen and Lord Grand Master are sincere."

"I didn't say that they didn't really love each other. It's just that they can have sincerity if it's useful. If it's useless, will there even be a chance to show sincerity?"

"Even if that's what you said, the next step can only be discussed if it is useful." Ye Xiaoyu was very unconvinced, and retorted: "But what's the use of Tang Monk? He is a monk, he can only read scriptures and meditate."

Feng Nishang sighed, "The Great Tang is a superior state, not something that a barbaric small country like ours can compare to. Although this Tang monk is a monk, he has an extraordinary background, and he can be named a royal brother by the emperor, so he must be very talented and knowledgeable. Furthermore, even though Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty was of average talent and learning, he was still the younger brother of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who was given the surname Tang and was ordered to learn Buddhist scriptures. Among the countries in the Western Regions, there are only one or two countries that can marry the Tang clan Girls, you can jump up with this, and let the neighboring countries respect you from now on. Our Xiliang women's country can't ask for a princess, but this royal brother who was proclaimed by the holy mouth can stay."

Ye Xiaoyu was so dumbfounded that she couldn't say a word.After a long while, she said: "But, Tang Monk was ordered to learn the scriptures. If he delays in learning the scriptures, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty will only be more angry."

Feng Nishang shook her head and smiled, "I heard that the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was surnamed Li, and he respected Taoism with Lao Tzu Li Dan as his ancestor. How could he sincerely learn the Buddhist scriptures? In my opinion, the theory of learning from the scriptures is false. It is true to take the opportunity to check the customs of the Western Regions and the military conditions of various countries."

Ye Xiaoyu's jaw was about to fall to the ground.Is this the truth?The king of the Daughter Kingdom made an appearance of affection, and wanted to keep Tang Seng, but in fact he just wanted to use this to hug Tang Chao's thigh?

"Then... what if Tang Seng devotes all his heart to the Buddha and doesn't want to?"

"If I try to persuade him with good intentions, but I can't get Tang Seng and his disciples to vote for Li Baotao, then I will naturally not force it. If I turn against Datang because of this, wouldn't it run counter to my original purpose?"

"So no matter what, we have to fight for it." Feng Nishang deliberately added, "What's more, I heard that Tang Seng is a rare handsome man, and he will never lose."

The author has something to say: Today I went to travel on the Eastern Front...the front line of Terracotta Warriors and Horses.When I went to the train station in the morning, I felt that there were a lot of people queuing up for the bus, so I got on a bus for a one-day tour in a daze, and started a day-long trip...

After getting on the bus, the tour guide began to explain conscientiously. Although the accent was a bit difficult to understand, I still listened hard. I heard the tour guide introduce the scenic spots on this line. It’s so good. In short, the meaning is to let the group pay the entrance fee in advance ...

Originally, I only planned to go to Lishan Mountain and Terracotta Army. The group will go to these two classics, but the tour guide also arranged other projects, such as an underground palace, an eight wonders of the world museum, and a Hongmen Banquet scenic spot... Someone in the car asked, can you Why not pick a project?The tour guide persuaded that everyone is here, so let’s go and have a look...

There is enough time, so let's go and see, and spend an extra [-] tickets for three scenic spots.

It is normal to go to Lishan first, mainly to see the Bingjian Pavilion (I captured Jiang Ting for a while, the Taizu was really damaged, beat the ground)... After Lishan was over, I went to a Lantian jade shopping mall, a room of jade, we A car of people calmly went in and looked around, but didn't buy anything...

After eating, the underground palace is a 30:1 model. It is said that it has been restored according to the original appearance after detailed investigation and research... Not to mention that it is stuffy and hot. A large pit is full of various models, which is said to be a restored underground palace.but!yes!Why is there a huge model of Qin Shihuang's coffin in the middle of the pit and a dummy lying on it... Well, doesn't anyone think the proportions are wrong?Could it be that the coffin of Qin Shihuang in the underground palace was magnified dozens of times by some magical means?

The Eight Wonders of the World Museum is even more cheating ==, to be honest, even if it is a theme pavilion in a large amusement park, it is not qualified... I built a model of the Eight Wonders of the World in a mixed style, and finally went out When it became the theme of the Terra Cotta Warriors, many models of Terra Cotta Warriors and Horses were placed in a tunnel, passing by. As for the image, um, it’s quite cartoony, and the coloring is quite trendy...

After leaving the museum, I remembered the commentary of the tour guide.He sincerely persuaded that the 150 tickets for the terracotta warriors and horses are super expensive!Do you think you can see the table that is 9 meters away? (Substitute the tone of a kindergarten teacher asking a child) Of course, no one answered him, so the tour guide continued talking to himself: That must be unclear.So I kindly take you to the Eight Wonders Hall, this is the only place where you can take pictures side by side with the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, get close contact!

Hey, I want to stand shoulder to shoulder with real terracotta warriors, unless I become a front-line leader or major in archeology... As for taking pictures side by side with fake terracotta warriors, who cares? I have seen several museums and scenic spots along the way Okay? ...

I can’t complain, the next scenic spot is the Hongmen Banquet scenic spot... This scenic spot is very magical. It is said that there is an earthen platform that is the site of the Hongmen Banquet, and there is a toilet next to it. ! ! (Hey, the so-called researcher is your own cleaner in the scenic spot, right?)

Anyway, we walked all the way through the fake Yuji Well Bawang Well, a statue of a Bawang carrying a tripod that barely passed the test, and finally entered a weird temple. The guide was very eager to let us in, saying that Guanyin was enshrined inside.I'm not against Buddhism. When I meet a temple, I still put my hands together and bow, and if I feel good, I burn a stick of incense.So when I entered the temple, I looked up and fell!Explain mm, you are deceiving!This is obviously a white-haired old man, and he has a Taoist look on his face!Who said that holding a white bottle can impersonate Guanyin!

For everyone's confusion, the guide sister enthusiastically explained that this is Guanyin, that's right!Guanyin has many incarnations, and some of them are men!This Huang Shigong, at the Hongmen Banquet, gave Liu Bang a kit with a peach petal in it, which meant to let him escape quickly. This is the source of the kit. Incarnate...

I almost knelt down when I heard it, but there was an old man Huang Shigong holding a bottle of Guanyin in front of him, this... this is really impossible to kneel... the concubine can't do it! ! !

After the lecture, the sister of the commentator said enthusiastically that the scenic spot will give each of you a kit, and then took out a box of rough kits and asked everyone to take one... I like the lottery article the most, so I took it decisively One was about to disassemble it, and then the guide girl said don’t dismantle it first, it’s not working, come over here with the kit, and some eminent monks will come to explain it to everyone!

As for the precautions for unsigning?These are eminent monks, and they came here to form a Buddhist relationship!Don't tarnish this nobility by giving them money!

Then everyone ran to unpack the tickets, and the room where the queue was shady and cool.When it was my turn, the eminent monk who looked a little younger and had not shaved his hair asked me how old I was, and asked the girl if you are married?I said no.Then he started, saying that your blessing character is broken, and the marriage line needs to be reconnected.The meaning of the signature is to follow the fate and not to compare, and there will be a marriage naturally. As for the broken thread, you can ask Zhuxiang to come.Then I casually wrote the word "marriage" on my signing paper.

When I heard that the lottery was released, I went out sadly. I deeply know that these eminent monks are all psychological masters who watch people order dishes, but I am clearly single, happy, and have no one at home and I am still studying. Master, don’t you As soon as you hear my age, you think I'm an older leftover girl who hates marriage, okay?Too discriminatory!fall!

After going out, the explaining mm stopped me, and said in a big fuss, "The eminent monk will approve the words for you to get the incense for marriage! How lucky, only those with words are eligible to be incensed, and those who don't have words can't even if they want to. " I said, "I have no money and can't afford incense." The sister who explained it said softly, "Why? There are several prices for incense." I said, "Is ten yuan enough?"

The explaining girl immediately rolled her eyes and pulled her face, "Then you go."

So I took my poor wallet and left.In fact, she is not that poor. In fact, she still has a huge sum of 88 yuan in her wallet. She must not let her know.

But then I asked, the lowest stick of that incense is 99... Anyway, I can't afford it anyway... ORZ

In the end, what is even more deceitful is that the tour guide fooled a group of people, and they really didn’t go to the real pit of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses... I tried my best to remind, and said, “Even after seeing three artificial fake things, the last one is real. Let’s see if today’s visit is not in vain…” But some people went back early

The last Terracotta Warriors and Horses are all normal, and finally have the feeling of a regular and normal scenic spot. There are not many people and it is quite comfortable to visit... I personally think that the tour guide of this scenic spot will definitely not get the ticket rebate, so I try my best to prevent everyone from coming. As for those few days It's a cheating attraction, I don't know how much kickback I can get.

In short, today I really experienced the various ways of the cheating trip, which can be regarded as a life experience~~Of course, I played well, but unfortunately I was alone, and I had no place to complain, so I came here to spit so much, haha , don't think I'm talkative