[Rat and cat derivative Gu Zhuo] The old moon is wrong

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A room full of people surrounded a person lying flat on the ground. Everyone's expressions seemed to be filled with pity, regret, relief, pain, and they all blended together, but it was a bit weird...

The beautiful woman kneeling next to the man cried with tears streaming down her face: "No... Dad! You got up, you haven't heard me calling you dad yet. You haven't left me any fatherly memories... Please , open your eyes! Dad..."

A handsome man next to him hugged the woman tightly, and said with a choked voice, "Don't be like this...Xue Hua, foster father..."

"Duan Fei, my father is dead... We died before we knew each other... He didn't even hear me call him father, how could I let him go with regret? How could I hurt him like that before , I..." The woman fainted before finishing her sentence.

"Xuehua..." The man named Duan Fei hugged Xuehua's slipping body, felt her pulse and heaved a sigh of relief; fortunately, it was just excessive grief and did not hurt the heart.

Boom! !The loud noise was like thunder, startling the people in the house, but there was nothing abnormal around; it seemed that nothing had changed except the noise.

"Hiss...it hurts to death! Damn Yuelao." Hong Niang rubbed her sore buttocks, and when she realized that there were so many people around her, she stopped her indecent behavior in embarrassment.But then he found that these people couldn't see him, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief; thank Yue Lao for not having Alzheimer's, and knowing how to leave mana for himself.

The sad atmosphere of the people around made the matchmaker unconsciously look at the center of attention, and the matchmaker felt that it was effortless.The person who died was somewhat similar to Taibai, except that he was a bit older. With a spell from the matchmaker, the life of that person has been found out.Couldn't help making her beautiful eyes red because of his encounter, the matchmaker muttered to herself: "Gu Jianhun, did you only find peace when you were dying? Originally, you lived your life for your true love, but you ended up going crazy for half your life... The decision is yours. Yes. I hope you can get a warm, pure, kind, caring and considerate partner this time... More importantly, that person will definitely have great power to protect yourself from harm."

Following a group of people, watching them bury the ancient sword soul, no matter how reluctant they were, the crowd gradually dispersed; seven days later, even the daughters of the last memorial person, Xuehua and Duan Fei, both left.The matchmaker was full of anger and felt worthless for him, and in the end everything was in vain; but it was also convenient for her to act.The matchmaker cast a spell on the buried person, and one of the dolls automatically entered the body of the ancient sword soul; the matchmaker compressed the person into the jade bottle with a formula.There is Huan Yang Shui in it, when I let him out again, he should look like a mature man...

Thinking of the radiant smiling face she saw in the illusion, Hong Niang's heartbeat couldn't help beating a few times: "Although I'm a little old now, it was obviously more like Taibai when I was young. This place is not worth your nostalgia, I'll take you Go to a brand new place; there will be a lover who knows each other, a sincere friend, a place where you can laugh." Touching the jade bottle, and then unwillingly, "The one that matches you is Erlangshen's You are not at a loss for your charming face... Bah--what is not a loss, it is simply a big advantage! Erlang Shen is the most charming bachelor in the heaven, especially after knowing the hard work he has put in for the heaven. It is the love that is planted in the hearts of all the fairies. Even Chang'e, who is known as the "No. [-] Beauty in the Heavenly Court" with eyes higher than the top, either secretly sent small snacks secretly, or didn't know whose mouth the snacks went into..." Thinking of inadvertently Seeing Xiao Tiangou with a snack in its mouth, Matchmaker's mood improved a lot.

The contemplative matchmaker didn't realize that the scenery around her had changed.When she regained her senses, she was already in a teahouse; the matchmaker looked at the other doll that disappeared from her hands, could it be that the doll really found the owner for herself?The matchmaker frowned in confusion and looked at the empty palm; she even identified the master before she found out...

Looking at the teahouse full of people, the matchmaker is a bit inexplicable. It's really weird to change from the cemetery to the teahouse in the blink of an eye.Look around, there is a piece of white on the roof, and passers-by are also dressed thickly.This is the winter in the world. The matchmaker in the fairy body doesn't feel cold, but just observes this rare environment; no wonder many immortals are more or less secretly nostalgic for the life in the mortal world.

"Pa——" A clear sound of knocking wood quieted the troubled people. An elderly storyteller coughed twice, and said in a pretentious way: "The Jianghu, since ancient times, have always been heroes; There are only a handful of heroes who have become legends. The hero closest to the world we live in is Li Xunhuan, the "Little Li Flying Sword". Unfortunately, with the death of Xiao Li Tanhua, this weapon has become extinct. Therefore, the world There will never be a person like Xiao Li Tanhua, and there will never be a weapon like Xiao Li Fei Dao. It is not so much that people worship Xiao Li Fei Dao's martial arts skills, but his character that makes countless people admire... …Today, the little old man will tell everyone a story of ‘A confidant rewards each other to make a golden orchid, and a flower makes beauty go to the end of the world’…”

The storyteller's vivid and wonderful storytelling won bursts of applause.

The matchmaker thought unconsciously: "If this group of people knew that the tragic hero they were talking about was sent to Zuowang Peak by Taibai Jinxing, they might be nestling in Yang Zuoshi's arms and listening to the sound of the flute, what kind of expression would they have... ..."

"Heh..." There was a soft sound that seemed to freeze the air, and Hong Niang turned around and saw a face that was both familiar and unfamiliar.It is familiar because it is a face that is exactly the same as that of Erlang God. What is unfamiliar is that person's demeanor and expression. Unfathomable is the only word in the matchmaker's mind.I have never encountered such a situation before, but it is just a mortal, and the matchmaker can't move as if she is pinned.

The originally noisy teahouse was inexplicably quiet, and the storyteller's face was as pale as wax paper, and he asked tremblingly, "Zhuo...Master Zhuo, can...but, no, no...don't like..."

It's hard to imagine that this is the eloquent storyteller just now, the man called Master Zhuo slowly stood up, flicked the non-existent dust on his robe, without even moving his brows, he casually put down a piece or two of it Yin Zi: "It's yours." Walking out of the tea house as if no one else was there, took the whip, and got on the horse gracefully; the purple sable cloak is particularly eye-catching; it also suits him very well...

It wasn't until the purple shadow disappeared at the corner of the street that the people in the teahouse remembered the breath they had forgotten.The matchmaker thought that people would discuss it, but found that no one spoke.The storyteller put the broken silver into his bosom and started the story again; it seemed that the episode never happened.

"What's going on here?" The matchmaker's curiosity was completely aroused.But with the calculation, the matchmaker's face became paler and paler; when she learned about the man's life, the matchmaker knew for the first time what it was like to be biting cold.

"Zhuo...Zhuo Donglai, is this person really just a mortal..." Matchmaker unconsciously put her arms around her shoulders.

Although Gu Jian Hun was a bit crazy, but that man was gentle from the bottom of his heart, but this Zhuo Donglai - thinking of those calm and dark eyes, Hong Niang shuddered; Temperament; this guy is horrible.The matchmaker looked at the jade bottle in her hand, and said apologetically, "I originally wanted to find you a gentle and kind partner, but... you can ask for blessings."

When Gu Jianhun woke up, he found himself in a simple wooden house; when he turned his head and saw the snow outside the window, Gu Jianhun frowned: He remembered his name, martial arts, and experience; Memory is fuzzy.

"It's normal if you feel like you've forgotten something." The old voice suddenly sounded, calling back the thoughts of Gu Jianhun.An old woman stood tremblingly at the head of the bed with a kind smile on her face.

"You saved me?"

"No, I can only tell you that this is not an environment you were familiar with before. There is no Huoyun evil god here, no jealous Tathagata palm; of course, there are no relatives, friends, sworn enemies and enemies you were familiar with before... you here It can only be you. Got it?"

He is obviously a late old man, but Gu Jianhun feels incomprehensibly pretty and lively... Seeing the old man looking at him intently, Gu Jianhun said: "It can be understood that I shouldn't exist here in the first place. Right?" Seeing the old man nodding, Gu Jianhun asked: "Then can I ask why I came here? If I remember correctly, I should be dead already."

The old man bit his lower lip in embarrassment: "...well...it's hard to explain the reason, but I can guarantee that you can get everything you ever wanted here."

Seeing the old man's abrupt actions, Gu Jianhun couldn't help laughing: "Haha...you are not a mortal."

"Huh? What did you say?"

"Your tone doesn't match your image, which proves that this face is not your own. You are too confident about things that haven't happened, and you don't give people any assumptions at all...and you know too much about my affairs, even if you are a genius doctor. May know my life."

"So what, it's for your own good not to let you see your true colors. You can do it yourself." Instead, the matchmaker relaxed after being exposed, and threw a pill into Gu Jianhun's mouth, and disappeared before she could taste it.The matchmaker smiled with satisfaction and said, "This is a gift for your future wife..."

After finishing speaking, he disappeared directly in front of Gu Jianhun; anyway, he already knew that he was not extraordinary, so why should he care about his reaction.

Gu Jianhun felt powerless from the bottom of his heart, he said it was a gift for his wife but he had to eat it himself, how could this be considered a gift...

Tiangong Yuelao Temple

"Yuelao, I'm back!" The elated matchmaker completed the task she thought was impossible without much trouble, and ran back to Yuelao Hall excitedly.

"Really? Have you found two scapegoats?" Old Yue was so happy that he carried himself away, so he didn't pay much attention to his rhetoric.

The matchmaker asked perplexedly: "Suppose the dead ghost? What else are you hiding from me..."

Yuelao said submissively: "That puppet is a double-edged sword. It is a good thing that the two of them have love; but if they can't produce love, these two puppet are their life-killing talismans. It is a twin knot, too far apart. It will slowly secrete a deadly substance."

"Then they are too pitiful... Woohoo - how do you know what kind of torture they have suffered and what kind of life they have lived..." The matchmaker's crying made Yuelao panic, and he had never seen the matchmaker so pitifully. .

Finally, Yue Lao patted Hong Niang on the shoulder and comforted: "If you really want them to be happy, pray for them. From now on, we can no longer interfere in it. After all, it is not our life. What's more, they are still Two people who should have had nothing."

The matchmaker stopped her tears: "Well..."

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(The gods end here, and will not come out again in the future. Next is the main text, and the witch promises that this article is definitely not a spoof... Although the beginning is very similar...)