[Comprehensive] Nanny code

The next morning, Lanster met Colin again when he went out for a walk in the morning.Still carrying a quiver, sitting on a park bench eating ice cream.

"Colin." Lancet yelled, and the boy turned his head to see him grinning, shaking his legs and saying, "Meet you again."

"You ran away from home again?" Lancet sat beside him and asked with a smile. The boy with big eyes lowered his head in embarrassment, scratched his cheek and said, "I have a very good reason."

"Tell me."

"My mother forced me to wear pink clothes." He licked the ice cream hard again, and a little cream smeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Did you tell her?" Lancet wiped the cream on the corner of the boy's mouth with his fingers, and the boy raised his head and said, "I told her, but she said that I was still a child, and I didn't know anything. I don't understand." After speaking, he made an angrily expression, and took another big mouthful of ice cream.As if thinking of something, Colin handed the ice cream to Lanster's mouth, "Here, do you want to eat?"

"Thank you, but I'll give it to you." Lancet refused with a smile. The boy shrugged his shoulders, licked his mouth, and then said, "They think I don't understand anything, but I know a lot. .”

"for example?"

"For example, I know how I got here."

Lancet clicked his tongue twice, thinking to himself, the kid is really mature now, but Colin's last sentence made him feel like an idiot.

"It didn't come out of the armpit at all, it was obviously born by my father." Colin wrinkled his nose, saying that I know everything, you adults don't treat me like a child anymore.

Lancet held back his smile and asked, "Who told you that?"

"Does it need to be said? It's easy to understand. One person can't take care of many things at the same time. Since my mother has the final say in my family, and she takes care of all the big and small things, then the children's affairs are naturally in the father's hands." , otherwise why dad can cook, mend clothes and tell bedtime stories?"

Well, Lancet decided to let Colin continue to maintain this idea. After all, he will fully understand it in a few years.No, maybe not a few years, after all, Colinton Button was no ordinary kid.

"Would you like to come to my place for kindergarten?" Lancet thought for a while and suddenly said, instead of waiting for unfamiliar children to come to the door, it is better to pick some favorite ones. As for whether it will mislead the children, Lancet I think that should have nothing to do with him.

"Kindergarten? Are you the director?" Colin threw the ice cream packaging bag into the trash can, stood up straight and asked, the face that already had baby fat seemed to be rounder, and the people who watched it wanted to pinch it .

"Well, do you want to come?"

"I feel like you're abducting children." Colin puffed up his cheeks, crossed his arms, and seemed to say that I was not easy to deceive.

"Give you candy and follow me?" Lance teased the other party, who rolled his eyes and made a condition, "If I don't want to do something, will you force me to do it?"

"Like letting you wear a skirt?"

"That's absolutely impossible." Colin stared at the other party vigilantly. If Colin still had an instinctive liking for those pink colors when he was younger, he would definitely not take a second look now. , the pink series has become something that will quickly sink him into a state of depression.

"Don't be nervous, Colin, I was just joking." Lancet poked the other person's forehead, and the latter lowered his arm, sat next to Lancet again, tilted his head, "I want to tell you Oh, I'm not a good kid."

"If you were a good kid, I don't think I would want you to come to our kindergarten."

"Oh? Why is that?" Colin asked with a little interest. He seemed to have never heard that good kids would be unwelcome in school.

"Because I have a hunch that you will all be extraordinary children, and it is always right to have some combat power."

"Sounds very interesting." Colin found out two more candies from nowhere, peeled off one and stuffed it directly into Lancet's mouth. It tasted like strawberries.

"Not bad?" he said with a narrowed smile, showing small pearly white teeth.

"It's delicious." Lancet couldn't refuse it now, he could only have candy in his mouth, but to be honest, the taste was really good.

"If I become your student, what will you teach me?" The boy continued to swing his legs, his mouth was filled with candy, and a small bag bulged from time to time.

"What do you like?" Lanster did not answer the other party's question immediately, but asked a question.

"Well, let me think about it, there are not many things I like, but there are still quite a lot of things I hate."

"Tell me."

"For example, I have to sit all the time in class, and I have to do a lot of homework. I am not allowed to pick out the green peppers when I eat. There are many others, which I don't like."Of course, Colinton Barton, who has been away from home for two years, is not afraid.

"We can adjust and those are not issues."

"It sounds like you like me very much." Colin raised his eyebrows, his round face didn't show much expression, and he looked a little happy.

"You're right, I like you a lot." Lanster doesn't mind satisfying the little guy's narcissism, and it's also a fact that Lanster likes interesting people. "Ha, I knew it." Ke Lin smiled and took out another piece of chocolate from his pocket. Lancet poked the other person's cheek and said, "If you eat any more, it will turn into a ball."

"That's still very cute." The boy said confidently while peeling off the wrapping paper earnestly, and Lancet finally couldn't help laughing.

"I'm telling the truth." Colin ate the chocolate ball in one bite, showing a happy expression.

"Then we have to talk to your parents." Lanster stood up and said.

"Let's go." Colin patted the other party's arm, indicating that he would go by himself, and then directly stepped forward with his short legs to lead the way. A bunch of hair was raised up and swayed in the wind, and its owner didn't know yet Affection.Lancet followed up with a smile, flattening the opponent's hair with his hands.

"What's the matter?" The boy turned his face and asked, a little puzzled.

"I'll fix your hair for you."

"This?" As Colin's voice fell to the ground, a small hand grabbed the bunch of dull hairs accurately, and said indifferently: "It's useless, it always happens after washing my hair, so sometimes I will Don't wash your hair for three days."

Lanster paused for a moment, looked at the clean child silently holding his forehead, and then said: "Colin, if we decide, I have to tell you that it is necessary to take a bath every day and wash your hair every two days. Yes, because it's summer."

"Oh, okay." Colin nodded his head and responded, but he didn't seem to care too much.For this reason, Lanster decided in his heart that no matter how busy he is in the future, he must take care of their hygiene problems.Don't worry about Loki, he is a good baby, he likes to be clean, and he likes to take a bath when he has nothing to do.Thor is a bit dangerous. He likes to wipe clean on other people's clothes after eating chicken legs without washing his hands.Don't worry about Apep, but he is not the type who likes to take a bath. If Lancet doesn't supervise, the child may not be able to take a bath for a whole winter.Regarding the latest addition of Tony, Lancet feels that from the current point of view, Tony Stark should have good hygiene habits, at least he has always been clean in front of him, although they have only known each other for a few days.

Colin's parents are still very young, and apart from the fact that they like to dress up their son as a girl, they are a good pair of parents.Lanster got the consent of two people, because Colin currently has no kindergartens that want to accept him.

"I really don't understand, Mr. Lanster." Mrs. Barton said angrily, "Who stipulates that boys can't wear skirts to class!"

"That's right, some children actually laughed at our family's Colin's bento, which is full of father's love." Mr. Barton also added that the expressions of the husband and wife were exactly the same, and they agreed that this was the school. I never thought about the problem of my son's classmates. As the person involved, Colin himself was very reluctant to be dressed as a girl.Anyway, at the end, the couple packed Colin to Lancet very warmly and happily.

"Why do I think your parents are happy?" Lancet asked with a bag of luggage.

"Because my mother thinks you are beautiful, if I am with someone who is beautiful, I will be cuter, and most importantly, I will become a cute girl." Colin said slowly, In his opinion, Lancet is indeed a bit like a girl. Of course, when he smiles, there is a reassuring tenderness between his eyebrows and eyes.And men, whether they are boys or men, they are always aggressive.

Lancet choked for a moment, girls or something, children's eyesight must be inaccurate, right?

When Lancet brings their new Kindergartener to Stark Tower, Tony seems very happy, because he already feels disgusted by Thor and Loki's crooked brothers and wants to get in between the two , like a drop of oil trying to blend into the embrace of water.

"Come on, brother, this room is yours." Tony began to develop his own partners. Later, when Thor and Loki got tired of trying to pollute his eyes, he could turn his ass on them and talk to new partners. Hook shoulders and shoulders to discuss how to invent and create.

"Thanks, Tony, I think this room is very cool." Colin said with a grin, sat down on the big bed, rolled a few times, and hummed happily.With good food, no stress, no dresses, and a comfortable bed, he thought he had made a wise decision.

"Of course, this is the Stark Tower." After Tony was praised, he almost flew up, and Jarvis was also proud. After all, some of the small designs were created by their young master himself. Just for this, Jarvis Si felt that he still had an explanation for the dead master and madam.

Several children nestled on Colin's big bed at the same time, whispering and giggling after a while, but there was no Apep in it.

"Where's Apep?" Lancet asked.Loki leans on Thor and tells him that Apep is still sleeping.

"Aren't you sick?" Lancet asked as he walked towards Apep's room.Jarvis shook his head and pushed his eyes again, "No. There are smart sensing devices in the building, if the children are sick, we can know." Jarvis said gently, completely unaware, in the presence of others It seems that the two of them are either a pair of gays, or two gays.

Lance knocked on the door, "Apep." He called a few times, and the door opened in a short while. The barefooted child stood on the soft carpet, looked up at him with his little face, and hit him. a yawn.

"No discomfort?" Lanster squatted down and measured the other person's forehead, and there was nothing wrong with it.Jarvis left first, saying that he would prepare lunch for everyone.

"No." Apep nestled in Lancet's arms, rubbed against him like a kitten, and said softly, "No discomfort."

"That's good." Lance was relieved, sitting on the bed with the other party in his arms, found out the little socks on the table, and put them on for Apep.

"Colin will live with us in the future."

"Colin?"

"It's the kid I met in the park last time." Lanster had already put on the socks for Apep, and put on the shoes for him neatly.He has become more and more proficient in doing these things, even though Lancet didn't know how to wear pants not long ago, so once he continues to do things like nanny, he will probably be a nanny for the rest of his life.

"Very good, Colin is fine." Apep showed a soft smile, he knew what kind of Apep Lancet liked, well-behaved and sensible, then Apep would be like this.

"As long as you like it." Lancet didn't know what the other party was thinking, but was simply happy for what Apep said.You must know that today when children are becoming more and more expensive, it is really rare to hear such sensible words, especially considering that this child is not ordinary.

At noon, it was still a scuffle, but it had nothing to do with Apep and Colin, because it was still Tony who challenged a pair of brothers alone. base.

"Colin, which side are you on!" Tony shouted as he saw that he was about to be unable to resist.

"Sorry, Tony, I'm on the food side, so don't bother with them, put down the carrots in your hand, they are very nutritious." Colinton Button said slowly, and at the same time snatched the only carrot on Tony's body now. The weapon, a carrot stolen from the kitchen, was used to attack Thor.

"Oh! God! You should be on my side, Colin!" Tony wailed again. Sure enough, did he still need to find a trusted partner again?