Flower wine

Standing straight on the Bailing slope, it is invincible.

Where is the domineering?Where is the domineering? ?

Jiang Xi looked at Hu Die with a "kill me" expression, and after seeing the ashamed expression of Little Butterfly, she was finally convinced that her reaction was normal.

Some people have stinky feet, but they are really praised. Jiang Xi looked at Bai Qing and yelled around the old man with admiration on his face, regretting that he had rescued him in the first place.

After a while, the silly little snake quieted down.Because the cheap master announced that Bai Qing, the oldest, can only be the third junior brother, while Jiang Xi, the youngest, has become the founder of the commoner school, the senior brother.

It's not an honor at all.

Class

Once you enter the "cloth" gate, it is as deep as the sea, and from then on you are a passerby.

An old demon who is painted in fat and powder, and a little white who has no dirt in his stomach and his brain is full of water, just like this, they started to add bricks and tiles in Bailingpo, and built a courtyard.

The senior brother and the second senior brother were on the side as if nothing had happened. One was the real young master, who couldn't lift his hands or carry it on his shoulders. He spread a cashmere blanket on the soft grass and condescended to lie on it, with his head resting on the second senior brother's. The legs were dozing off, while the second senior brother was meditating with his eyes, nose, nose, mouth, and heart. When the two of them closed their eyes, the scene of flying around was completely lost.

I don't know who is the chicken and who is the dog. In short, the great cheap master Li Kei led the little idiot to work hard for a while, and after building the prototype of the house, he realized that something was wrong.

The fucking boss and second son are sleeping, or sleeping together!

The old and the "young" and the "young" are all busy with their teeth, claws and gongs, how can his Kaishan disciples stand by and watch so frantically! ?

This Li Keai was so angry that his beard trembled, and he deeply felt that the dignity of being a teacher had been swept away. Sure enough, after establishing the faction, his temper gradually grew, just like he had any dignity before.

Surrounded by mountains and rich in water and grass, Bailingpo naturally attracts a lot of flowers, birds, fish and insects.

Li Kei flicked his thumb and index finger lightly, and a burst of fresh air popped out, hitting a dancing lark in a flash.This air looks fierce, but in fact it is gentle. The ignorant little bird was pushed away by the air, and even flew out of panic. Soak bird shit.

These two poops are very spiritual, and they are very good at watching people order dishes. One poop dripped on the back of Hu Die's hand, while the other poop was obviously much damaged, and it fell impartially on Young Master Jiang who was whimpering. Big sleeping mouth - side.

The smell of the lark's dung is really overbearing, and it abruptly woke up the young master from his dream.

The unlucky young master wiped it with his hand in doubt without knowing it, and took a closer look, and almost passed out again.

Jiang Xi wailed: "You old and unscrupulous, I will fight you!"

Although Hu Die is not easy to mess with, but compared with the tragic situation of the elder brother, he gritted his teeth and endured it.He hurriedly dragged Jiang Xi, who was already in a state of madness, to the river to wash, the dung was on the top, and revenge had to be given way.

There is a saying that if you wash away all the lead, you can get out of the mud without being stained. When it's the turn of the troubled brothers, you have to wash away the "dung flowers" to peck the pink old demon.

Jiang Xi rubbed his face in resentment, blushing so abruptly that it was comparable to a monkey's buttocks: "I have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck, and got on this old monster's boat!" Crying: "Is it still too late to get off the boat?"

This side rubs into a monkey's butt, Hu Die's side is even better, rubbing his hands over and over again into a red peony color, this monster is more clean than a human, only to see Hu Die's face is indifferent, but his hands are constantly washing, He said coldly: "I can't."

A dignified dandy, the once-in-a-thousand-year flash of his conscience to learn, was caught by this old demon. Jiang Xi wanted to cry but had no tears. Why did he bother? He suddenly felt the beauty of reading, at least he didn't have to get up early and return late You don't have to be slapped in the face with bird droppings.

This cheap master is too deceitful, and I feel really uncomfortable if I don't get it back. How does the fire spell work?Burn his beard secretly while he is not prepared?Thinking of the way the old Yaodao was bluffing and shouting without a beard, Jiang Xi couldn't help laughing "puchi".

The person who had a face of dark clouds that was about to storm a second ago, suddenly turned cloudy and clear to sunny and even laughed out loud. Hu Die squinted at Jiang Xi, confirming and affirming that there is no one in this commoner school. People are normal.

The spiritually victorious Young Master Jiang wiped his face hastily with his robe, and went to look for his master with a happy face and malicious intentions. He sketched the picture in his mind and muttered incantations in his mouth.

But the master is the master, and his hands and feet are very nimble. Li Keai has already set up a simple stove for his apprentice to wash the dung. He does not know where he caught a fat pheasant and cleaned it up. It was wrapped in oil paper, wiped with mud, and stuffed into the stove pit.

I don't know what kind of enchantment has been applied to this beggar chicken, and in an instant, the fragrance wafts all over the field, causing Baiqing to salivate, and pouted his buttocks to look eagerly at the stove pit.

The senior senior brother who was full of energy passed by, seemingly inadvertently gave his ass a very intimate kick, and then said very innocently: "Ah, third junior brother, I'm sorry to meet you, your ass is so round I'm sorry I thought it was a stool, but I didn’t look carefully!”

This kick is still very technical, the precise side kick, it can be seen that the angle has been chosen, otherwise this stupid snake will fall headlong into the stove and become a side dish.

"You did it on purpose! I'm going to tell the master!" Bai Qing said angrily.

Jiang Xi thought that this greedy snake could be saved, and knew that he did it on purpose, but he definitely couldn't admit it, he said with a smile: "How can the third junior think so much about the elder brother? It's like taking the belly of a gentleman with a villain's heart." ah!"

To say that this Bai Qing has always been a good-natured person, remembers to eat but not to drink, like a bowl of clear water, people can see the end at a glance, everything is hot for 3 minutes, only eating and sleeping are eternal.

He was just about to argue with this shameless elder brother when he saw Hu Die appearing behind Jiang Xi with a face of indifference, thinking of all the benefits of Mr. Jiang, he was instantly discouraged and sat aside with his mouth pouted Staring at the stove pit, don't talk fast, just focus on eating.

The inconspicuous cheap master suddenly appeared, holding three bunches of candied haws in his left hand, and a jar of wine and a braised pig's head in his right.With a mean smile on his face, he said: "My dear disciples! Today my faction is established, and I am very happy to be a teacher. We have specially prepared delicious food and wine. We will not go home until we are drunk!"?

After that, he distributed the candied haws to everyone, and carefully cut the meat. The weasel wiped his eyes as if wiping away his tears, looking very moved and sad.

Jiang Xi was eating sweet and sour candied haws, seeing the cheap master's pretentious appearance, suddenly he didn't want to take revenge on him so much, thinking that this old man has no evil intentions, but his behavior is a little weird, and he is shivering a little.

The vat of wine I bought was opened, and it smelled sweet-scented osmanthus, which was neither salty nor weak, and seemed to be mixed with water. The pork head was thick and greasy, but the beggar chicken was not bad, the oil was yellow and fat, and the aroma was overwhelming.This is the Chengmen Banquet of Fuze Wannian's Commoner School. The four of them sat on the floor, sharing wine and meat shabbyly in the newly built, precariously simple courtyard.

The chief foodie disciple of the "Beggar School" has no one but Bai Qing. He ate three-quarters of a fat pig's head and three-quarters of a chicken, and he drank the sweet-scented osmanthus wine mixed with water as water. Falling in half, with that turbulent posture, it looks like you have been hungry for three days and three nights.

This is not a greedy snake, it is simply a greedy pig.

Fortunately, the other three members of the commoner school have their own styles. The evil master loses his appetite without his pink tableware, and "hohoho" drinks wine as if he is full with a smile;

Young Master Jiang has no interest in this unrefined food, and drinks light wine to quench his thirst for a while;

Hu Die, on the other hand, looked indifferent, picked up the leftovers from Bai Qingfeng, ate a few bites pickily, and rinsed his mouth with wine.

In a teacher's banquet, only Sansha had the happiest meal.

After drinking and eating, some people began to think.The first one to bear the brunt was the three idiot Bai Qing, all the blood flowed into his stomach, his brain lacked oxygen, and the afternoon sun warmed his body, this idiot drooled and dozed off after a while.

Jiang Xi and Hu Die were also drowsy, not because they ate too much, but because they were simply sleepy at noon.

Li Keai was the only one who jumped up and down vigorously. I saw him sinking into his dantian, exercising a lot of energy, howling loudly: "Disciples, class is over!" His voice was loud and sharp, like a magic voice Liang, straight to the brain, almost deaf when he heard it suddenly.

The unlucky Three Idiot Bai Qing was so startled that he jumped up, cold sweat dripped down his head, his complexion was so miserable that his name was white and blue.

After learning from the past, Jiang Xi didn't dare to sleep too soundly, and hung up his spirits to beware of the old demon way, so it was only his ears that were tortured, and he was not frightened.

Hu Die was even more calm, opened his eyes indifferently, glanced at the cheap master like a neurotic, and choked speechlessly.

Li Keai waved his sleeves with a "hohoho" smile, and the scene changed in an instant.

The four masters and apprentices were no longer in the house at this time. Facing the warm sunshine and fresh wind in the afternoon, they came to the open grassy slope and started the first class after apprenticeship.

Li Kei cleared his throat, using too much force, which caused him to cough a few times, and he stopped after a while, then he raised his head and chest, and said in an imposing manner: "I have always dreamed of establishing a sect, preaching and teaching, and today I can achieve it. I am very relieved, it is a destiny destined for you to gather here with me. As a teacher, I hope you can study hard, live in the sun, stick to your original aspirations, and carry forward my commoner school, which will last forever!"

That majestic posture,