Easter eggs
Chapter 7 Easter Eggs 7
Mo Xi: "..."
Returnee: "..."
"Is this what you said was useful?"
"Uh, this depends on luck. It randomly extracts content from the comment area to answer. Sometimes... there are such cases..." Under the eyes of Officer Mo as if he was interrogating a prisoner, the returnee spoke more and more lightly, and finally It simply turned into a puddle of mud and slumped on the ground, pretending to be dead.
Mo Xi said coldly, "I can give it another chance."
"It's useless." The returnees gathered again, "It can only answer a question once."
"..."
"Anyway, you just... just use it according to your discretion. I'll give you the third item first."
This time there was no need to talk about it, when a crystal water droplet floated out of the black mist, Mo Xi reached out and touched it, and the water droplet melted silently from his fingertips into his flesh and blood.
"This is Li Jun's tears, a book that draws birds and pits. The characters in the book are unwilling, so they melt their tears."
The returnee paused and asked.
"Mr. Xihe, do you know why you are transparent now?"
Mo Xi said coldly, "Because I'm dreaming."
The returnee said pitifully, "...can you change the answer?"
Mo Xi said angrily, "I don't know what you said."
It seems that the teaching plan of being persuasive and persuasive is not suitable for Police Officer Mo. The returnee decisively abandoned the questioning method and explained: "Because you can't become the handsome Mo in the book right now. Although you are very similar to him, you are not the same as him." I haven’t really understood him, if you are allowed to become him without having a high degree of empathy with him, then your behavior may cause the world to collapse faster. This is too dangerous.”
"So you can only watch from the sidelines first, and wait for an opportunity when the two of you are relatively in the same mood, and Li Junlei will let you enter Mo Shuai's body."
Mo Xi thought for a moment: "Is that so... My behavior may cause the world to collapse faster..." He frowned, "What will happen if it completely collapses?"
"Everyone disappears, and no one is spared."
"...This is too absurd." How does he know what can and cannot be done?
As if seeing what was on Mo Xi's mind, the returnee immediately said, "Don't worry, Mo Shuai. In order for you to gradually adapt to your own role, Li Junlei will have his own way."
"..."
Mo Xi needs to adapt to himself under the guidance of others - is there anything more ridiculous than this.
So he almost sneered when he heard this: "Then, don't I have to be at the mercy of this tear all the time?"
"No." Seeing his fierce aura, the returnee was taken aback and hurriedly explained, "As long as Li Junlei feels that you have fully understood the character, then its mission is over and it will no longer restrict you. You can freely modify the plot according to your own understanding without being affected."
At this point, it added a very pitiful sentence: "So Mr. Xihe, please, please get Li Junlei's approval as soon as possible, otherwise the plot will still have to follow the script written by the bird, and it will still be the same in the end." Can't escape the ooc ending, woo woo woo woo."
"..."
"Anyway, bad, that's about it." Seeing that he was silent, the returnee turned into a little black hand and tugged at his sleeve softly, "Mr. Xihe, after I've been talking for so long, do you still think Are you dreaming?"
Mo Xi has slight psychological problems in some aspects, for example, he doesn't like to have too close contact with others, so his pair of blade-like eyes immediately squinted down, staring at Haigui coldly.
"Let go."
"..."
The murderous look is astonishing, this bad temper is really exactly the same as Mo Shuai in the article.
The returnee felt a bit of relief because of this, but was immediately annihilated in awe of Mo Shuai. It hurriedly let go of its little hands, turned into a cloud of black air again, and flew around Mo Xi a few times.
"It's time for me to go. The story is about to really unfold. I can't keep it any longer. Mr. Xihe, trust me, this is really not your dream..."
The trembling voice gradually weakened, and the black air disappeared.
Now only Police Officer Mo is left, a transparent man standing on the side of the street with two-meter-long legs, looking expressionlessly at the farmers, children, soldiers, and merchants passing by.He stood alone like this for a while, and silently listed a fill-in-the-blank question for himself in his heart:
1. Assuming this is a dream, note: 99.99% of the possibility is a dream, then he should [stand still and wait for the phone alarm clock to wake him up tomorrow morning].
2. Assuming this is not a dream, note: there is a 0.01% possibility that it is not a dream, then he should [follow what Heiwu said, and check the situation first. 】
In fact, Mo Xi didn't believe this at all in his heart. After all, the only person who can quickly accept such absurd things is Gu Mang, the [-]-meter diamond boy who is the protagonist of "Legend of Sword and Fairy: The Returned Tyrant". Bar.
But Officer Mo is a very strict man, so even though there was only a 0.01% possibility, he still chose the latter after a short thought.Check it out first.
Whether it is the set book, Angry Birds, or Li Junlei, there is no intention to force him to do things at the moment. It seems that the next step of the plot has not yet officially started, so Mo Xi decided to learn a little bit about the world first.
"Selling cakes, cooking cakes with a thicker skin than Gu Mang—"
"Fried rice cakes, fried chicken ribs, let's take a look."
On the official road, Wang Ermazi was still baking his big cakes, and some other stalls also had their own characteristics, but after walking for a while, Mo Xi suddenly felt that these vendors, no matter what they were selling, were all alike. Indescribably familiar.
He didn't think about it at first, but when he walked to a small cart selling fried skewers, he suddenly realized——
Wait, isn't this stall owner... the unlicensed vendor who used to wander around the gate of their middle school?
This discovery moved Officer Mo's heart. He squinted his eyes, stood by the side of the road, and began to interrogate these passers-by again: Yes, there is nothing wrong.The owner of the noodle restaurant is the proprietress of the "Dog Boss Noodle Restaurant" across the street from the middle school in reality, and the one who buys vegetables is the partner who brought in vegetables from the middle school. A certain gangster who was particularly at odds with Gu Mang.
"...Did you set all the people in reality into "Forbidden/Book"?"
Gu Mang's answer from the setting book sounded in his mind, and he was still grinning: Some of them were deliberately set by me, such as beggars, and some were brought in by my subconscious mind. I didn't even realize it. I'm waiting for your discovery .
"..."
Isn't there a lot to be discovered? Even the dirty dog in front of the noodle shop has a counterpart in reality. It is a guard dog raised by the "Dog Boss Noodle Shop".
Mo Xi also had a deep impression of this dog. It used to like to sit on the steps of the noodle shop and bask in the sun. Later, the noodle shop closed down, and the proprietress dragged his family back to his hometown, and didn't bring their "boss dog" with him because he thought it was troublesome.
The person who took over the shop opened a bakery. The owner doesn't like animals, but the dog boss just thinks that the owner will come back, so he walks around in front of the bakery every day and night, and the owner of the bakery beats him with a stick to drive him away. It wasn't afraid at first, but then one of its legs was limped for some reason, and it became timid.
It didn't dare to hang out in front of the bakery anymore, and it didn't want to leave the old owner's shop, so it sat on the opposite street with a limp every day, staring blankly through the traffic.
That dog is ugly and fierce, stupid and dirty, and nobody likes it.Only Gu Mang saw that it was pitiful, and wanted to take it home to raise it, but the dog boss was an old dog, and refused to say anything, so he had to bring some food and water to feed it.There was a heavy snowfall before the winter vacation. One day when they went to see it after school, they found that it was nowhere to be found. So they searched and found the dog's thin and thin body in the garbage dump.
The 13-year-old Gu Mang stood in the heavy snow. The child stared blankly for a while, and then suddenly burst into tears.
Mo Xi had no choice but to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, it's actually fine."
Gu Mang wailed, "It died of grief."
Mo Xi was taken aback for a moment, then said, "It's old and dead."
"No, it's sad."
"No one will die of grief." Mo Xi was a little helpless, he had always been the brain circuit of an engineering man, "It is old, and the weather is cold, so it can only die of old age or freeze to death."
"The dog boss died of grief."
"..." Mo Xi stopped talking, sighed and patted his head.
Now he saw the dog boss again in this world, still so dirty, as if he had been rolled in the mud and then dried and then covered in dust in the flour pile.
But this dog boss has an owner, and he has meat and bones to chew on. His noodle shop seems to have grown strong roots in the small frontier streets, and he doesn't plan to move away for the rest of his life.
The dog boss in Gu Mang's novel looks very happy.
Mo Xi suddenly felt that this world was not that strange to him, and everything seemed to be traceable in reality.Then he thought of what the returnee said——
This story hides Gu Mang's emotions that are unknown to outsiders, especially his hope, his struggle and unwillingness.
Mo Xi shuddered.
If what happened at this moment is true, then what emotions, what hopes, what struggles and unwillingness would Gu Mang reflect here?
Everything in the book is connected with reality, even passerby A and the dog boss are projected in, and the story told in this book is the story of two generals from Chonghua who finally parted ways. Kind to betrayal, just like Gu Mang gradually embarked on the road of criminals in reality.
Mo Xi's eyes seemed to flash past Gu Mang's face again, the appearance of being drunk and rich in a hotel after dropping out of school, and the appearance of grinning and sneering while wearing a blood-stained police cap on a sea boat.
The gunshots slammed, the seagulls flew away, and the sigh was still in my ears——
"I'm really going to shoot."
"Being a thief, a gangster, or a policeman, you can't be too nostalgic..."
"Officer Mo, are you willing to die with me to the end?"
Stars are falling in those black eyes, and coldness and ridicule are upstream.
So on this road of no return, did Gu Mang still struggle?
He was still unwilling.
The golden crow sank, and the market gradually dispersed, but he still didn't wake up from the dream, but a cold voice suddenly came from his head:
[Important reminder: The next plot is about to be triggered. Please continue writing newcomers to go about 3200 meters in the direction of nine o'clock to continue to understand the content of "Forbidden/Book" by Ba Niao. I wish you master the setting as soon as possible and rewrite the book smoothly. 】
The setting set is Gu Mang's grinning voice, and Angry Birds' shrill voice.
Then this cold and indifferent voice must be Li Junlei's notification tone.
Li Junlei: [If you can't find the plot points, you can search for "Northern Border Map of Chonghua" in the setting book]
"No thanks."
9 meters in the direction of 3200 o'clock. It is so clear that if he still needs to look at the map, then his years of being a policeman are in vain.
Mo Xi soon arrived at the plot point, which was the camp of the northern army garrison.
The author has something to say:
well!In the previous chapter, Koukou was made up! ! !Please don't believe it == woo woo woo!I thought there was no such a number in the world as if it looked like a curse! ! !Whoa ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I burst into tears!
Returnee: "..."
"Is this what you said was useful?"
"Uh, this depends on luck. It randomly extracts content from the comment area to answer. Sometimes... there are such cases..." Under the eyes of Officer Mo as if he was interrogating a prisoner, the returnee spoke more and more lightly, and finally It simply turned into a puddle of mud and slumped on the ground, pretending to be dead.
Mo Xi said coldly, "I can give it another chance."
"It's useless." The returnees gathered again, "It can only answer a question once."
"..."
"Anyway, you just... just use it according to your discretion. I'll give you the third item first."
This time there was no need to talk about it, when a crystal water droplet floated out of the black mist, Mo Xi reached out and touched it, and the water droplet melted silently from his fingertips into his flesh and blood.
"This is Li Jun's tears, a book that draws birds and pits. The characters in the book are unwilling, so they melt their tears."
The returnee paused and asked.
"Mr. Xihe, do you know why you are transparent now?"
Mo Xi said coldly, "Because I'm dreaming."
The returnee said pitifully, "...can you change the answer?"
Mo Xi said angrily, "I don't know what you said."
It seems that the teaching plan of being persuasive and persuasive is not suitable for Police Officer Mo. The returnee decisively abandoned the questioning method and explained: "Because you can't become the handsome Mo in the book right now. Although you are very similar to him, you are not the same as him." I haven’t really understood him, if you are allowed to become him without having a high degree of empathy with him, then your behavior may cause the world to collapse faster. This is too dangerous.”
"So you can only watch from the sidelines first, and wait for an opportunity when the two of you are relatively in the same mood, and Li Junlei will let you enter Mo Shuai's body."
Mo Xi thought for a moment: "Is that so... My behavior may cause the world to collapse faster..." He frowned, "What will happen if it completely collapses?"
"Everyone disappears, and no one is spared."
"...This is too absurd." How does he know what can and cannot be done?
As if seeing what was on Mo Xi's mind, the returnee immediately said, "Don't worry, Mo Shuai. In order for you to gradually adapt to your own role, Li Junlei will have his own way."
"..."
Mo Xi needs to adapt to himself under the guidance of others - is there anything more ridiculous than this.
So he almost sneered when he heard this: "Then, don't I have to be at the mercy of this tear all the time?"
"No." Seeing his fierce aura, the returnee was taken aback and hurriedly explained, "As long as Li Junlei feels that you have fully understood the character, then its mission is over and it will no longer restrict you. You can freely modify the plot according to your own understanding without being affected."
At this point, it added a very pitiful sentence: "So Mr. Xihe, please, please get Li Junlei's approval as soon as possible, otherwise the plot will still have to follow the script written by the bird, and it will still be the same in the end." Can't escape the ooc ending, woo woo woo woo."
"..."
"Anyway, bad, that's about it." Seeing that he was silent, the returnee turned into a little black hand and tugged at his sleeve softly, "Mr. Xihe, after I've been talking for so long, do you still think Are you dreaming?"
Mo Xi has slight psychological problems in some aspects, for example, he doesn't like to have too close contact with others, so his pair of blade-like eyes immediately squinted down, staring at Haigui coldly.
"Let go."
"..."
The murderous look is astonishing, this bad temper is really exactly the same as Mo Shuai in the article.
The returnee felt a bit of relief because of this, but was immediately annihilated in awe of Mo Shuai. It hurriedly let go of its little hands, turned into a cloud of black air again, and flew around Mo Xi a few times.
"It's time for me to go. The story is about to really unfold. I can't keep it any longer. Mr. Xihe, trust me, this is really not your dream..."
The trembling voice gradually weakened, and the black air disappeared.
Now only Police Officer Mo is left, a transparent man standing on the side of the street with two-meter-long legs, looking expressionlessly at the farmers, children, soldiers, and merchants passing by.He stood alone like this for a while, and silently listed a fill-in-the-blank question for himself in his heart:
1. Assuming this is a dream, note: 99.99% of the possibility is a dream, then he should [stand still and wait for the phone alarm clock to wake him up tomorrow morning].
2. Assuming this is not a dream, note: there is a 0.01% possibility that it is not a dream, then he should [follow what Heiwu said, and check the situation first. 】
In fact, Mo Xi didn't believe this at all in his heart. After all, the only person who can quickly accept such absurd things is Gu Mang, the [-]-meter diamond boy who is the protagonist of "Legend of Sword and Fairy: The Returned Tyrant". Bar.
But Officer Mo is a very strict man, so even though there was only a 0.01% possibility, he still chose the latter after a short thought.Check it out first.
Whether it is the set book, Angry Birds, or Li Junlei, there is no intention to force him to do things at the moment. It seems that the next step of the plot has not yet officially started, so Mo Xi decided to learn a little bit about the world first.
"Selling cakes, cooking cakes with a thicker skin than Gu Mang—"
"Fried rice cakes, fried chicken ribs, let's take a look."
On the official road, Wang Ermazi was still baking his big cakes, and some other stalls also had their own characteristics, but after walking for a while, Mo Xi suddenly felt that these vendors, no matter what they were selling, were all alike. Indescribably familiar.
He didn't think about it at first, but when he walked to a small cart selling fried skewers, he suddenly realized——
Wait, isn't this stall owner... the unlicensed vendor who used to wander around the gate of their middle school?
This discovery moved Officer Mo's heart. He squinted his eyes, stood by the side of the road, and began to interrogate these passers-by again: Yes, there is nothing wrong.The owner of the noodle restaurant is the proprietress of the "Dog Boss Noodle Restaurant" across the street from the middle school in reality, and the one who buys vegetables is the partner who brought in vegetables from the middle school. A certain gangster who was particularly at odds with Gu Mang.
"...Did you set all the people in reality into "Forbidden/Book"?"
Gu Mang's answer from the setting book sounded in his mind, and he was still grinning: Some of them were deliberately set by me, such as beggars, and some were brought in by my subconscious mind. I didn't even realize it. I'm waiting for your discovery .
"..."
Isn't there a lot to be discovered? Even the dirty dog in front of the noodle shop has a counterpart in reality. It is a guard dog raised by the "Dog Boss Noodle Shop".
Mo Xi also had a deep impression of this dog. It used to like to sit on the steps of the noodle shop and bask in the sun. Later, the noodle shop closed down, and the proprietress dragged his family back to his hometown, and didn't bring their "boss dog" with him because he thought it was troublesome.
The person who took over the shop opened a bakery. The owner doesn't like animals, but the dog boss just thinks that the owner will come back, so he walks around in front of the bakery every day and night, and the owner of the bakery beats him with a stick to drive him away. It wasn't afraid at first, but then one of its legs was limped for some reason, and it became timid.
It didn't dare to hang out in front of the bakery anymore, and it didn't want to leave the old owner's shop, so it sat on the opposite street with a limp every day, staring blankly through the traffic.
That dog is ugly and fierce, stupid and dirty, and nobody likes it.Only Gu Mang saw that it was pitiful, and wanted to take it home to raise it, but the dog boss was an old dog, and refused to say anything, so he had to bring some food and water to feed it.There was a heavy snowfall before the winter vacation. One day when they went to see it after school, they found that it was nowhere to be found. So they searched and found the dog's thin and thin body in the garbage dump.
The 13-year-old Gu Mang stood in the heavy snow. The child stared blankly for a while, and then suddenly burst into tears.
Mo Xi had no choice but to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, it's actually fine."
Gu Mang wailed, "It died of grief."
Mo Xi was taken aback for a moment, then said, "It's old and dead."
"No, it's sad."
"No one will die of grief." Mo Xi was a little helpless, he had always been the brain circuit of an engineering man, "It is old, and the weather is cold, so it can only die of old age or freeze to death."
"The dog boss died of grief."
"..." Mo Xi stopped talking, sighed and patted his head.
Now he saw the dog boss again in this world, still so dirty, as if he had been rolled in the mud and then dried and then covered in dust in the flour pile.
But this dog boss has an owner, and he has meat and bones to chew on. His noodle shop seems to have grown strong roots in the small frontier streets, and he doesn't plan to move away for the rest of his life.
The dog boss in Gu Mang's novel looks very happy.
Mo Xi suddenly felt that this world was not that strange to him, and everything seemed to be traceable in reality.Then he thought of what the returnee said——
This story hides Gu Mang's emotions that are unknown to outsiders, especially his hope, his struggle and unwillingness.
Mo Xi shuddered.
If what happened at this moment is true, then what emotions, what hopes, what struggles and unwillingness would Gu Mang reflect here?
Everything in the book is connected with reality, even passerby A and the dog boss are projected in, and the story told in this book is the story of two generals from Chonghua who finally parted ways. Kind to betrayal, just like Gu Mang gradually embarked on the road of criminals in reality.
Mo Xi's eyes seemed to flash past Gu Mang's face again, the appearance of being drunk and rich in a hotel after dropping out of school, and the appearance of grinning and sneering while wearing a blood-stained police cap on a sea boat.
The gunshots slammed, the seagulls flew away, and the sigh was still in my ears——
"I'm really going to shoot."
"Being a thief, a gangster, or a policeman, you can't be too nostalgic..."
"Officer Mo, are you willing to die with me to the end?"
Stars are falling in those black eyes, and coldness and ridicule are upstream.
So on this road of no return, did Gu Mang still struggle?
He was still unwilling.
The golden crow sank, and the market gradually dispersed, but he still didn't wake up from the dream, but a cold voice suddenly came from his head:
[Important reminder: The next plot is about to be triggered. Please continue writing newcomers to go about 3200 meters in the direction of nine o'clock to continue to understand the content of "Forbidden/Book" by Ba Niao. I wish you master the setting as soon as possible and rewrite the book smoothly. 】
The setting set is Gu Mang's grinning voice, and Angry Birds' shrill voice.
Then this cold and indifferent voice must be Li Junlei's notification tone.
Li Junlei: [If you can't find the plot points, you can search for "Northern Border Map of Chonghua" in the setting book]
"No thanks."
9 meters in the direction of 3200 o'clock. It is so clear that if he still needs to look at the map, then his years of being a policeman are in vain.
Mo Xi soon arrived at the plot point, which was the camp of the northern army garrison.
The author has something to say:
well!In the previous chapter, Koukou was made up! ! !Please don't believe it == woo woo woo!I thought there was no such a number in the world as if it looked like a curse! ! !Whoa ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I burst into tears!
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