you dream

After spending a lot of effort to take care of Jiang Xiaoren Chen and fell asleep obediently, You Youqian couldn't help but miss Meng Lu.

He took the initiative to ask her to meet at a restaurant near the hospital.

Meng Lu readily attended the appointment.During the meal, she took a sip of tea and asked the boy sitting opposite: "If you are rich, why don't you find a serious girlfriend?"

"Ah, here," You Youqian didn't expect her to ask this suddenly, "Because... because I've been with Brother Chen all this time."

Meng Lu:?

You Youqian realized that the girl might have misunderstood what he said, and quickly waved his hand: "Ah, don't think about it! I'm talking about following him all the time, and Brother Chen is so charming, so the girl's attention is on him Now, as for me, I don't have any sense of existence..."

Meng Lu's braces bit the straw: Oh, it turned out that Jiang Chen blocked the peach blossom...

Heart: Silently thank Jiang Yuelao!

On the surface, he pretended to be filled with righteous indignation: "This Jiang Chen is too much, and has delayed your good marriage! In fact, everyone has their own charm. You have to believe that you have your own charm! "

You Youqian looked at her with small eyes, and his heart beat faster: "Are you praising me?"

"That's not too much!" Meng Lu stuck out her tongue playfully, her face flushed slightly, "I'm praising myself, I'm also charming."

You Youqian replied without hesitation: "That's for sure!"

"For example?" Meng Lu asked him.

"For example..." He scratched his chin with his index finger, "Personality, don't make a fuss, say what you want, don't get angry at every turn, and what's more, the tone of the whole person is bright and uplifting. I really appreciate it."

Meng Lu smiled, and heard You Youqian add: "But... Could this be because you treat me as a fake boyfriend in the first place, so you won't be as difficult to deal with as a girl in love , huh."

As he said that, the look in his eyes darkened.

This time, Meng Lu really couldn't resist stretching out her hand, and touched his little head with a motherly smile, "Have you ever thought about it, why don't you try a real love?"

"what?!"

You Youqian suddenly raised his head and looked into her eyes, his expression was filled with sudden surprise, "Really? I'm not dreaming, am I? You really liked me from the beginning, this trick is too deep!"

Meng Lu:? ? ?

Are all of you straight men so narcissistic?Where is my 50-meter long knife?

Before he could react, he was hugged tightly by the boy in the next second, surrounded by his breath.

Meng Lu thumped his chest with her small fist: "What the hell! I'm kidding you! I'm so grateful for your willingness to help me continue acting in secret!"

……

The two were having a sweet and sour tryst in the restaurant, but Jiang Chen was pretending to be asleep.

After secretly opening one eye to confirm that You Youqian had left, he immediately got up vigorously, found out the name Meng Boran in the breakup letter from the 250 contacts in his mobile phone's WeChat, set him as a star -- pin it -- click Open profile picture.

A series of actions flowed smoothly.

He has always had the habit of deleting chat records regularly, so he spent 3 minutes thinking about how to start a conversation with this man who ruthlessly abandoned him.

Jiang Chen: Hmph, heartless scumbag, is he there?

Meng Boran, who was writing the outline of the new script at home, was full of question marks:?

Are you fucking introducing yourself?

Jiang Chen: ⊙﹏⊙

Jiang Chen: Isn't it?You see that I fell into a handicapped person, so you ruthlessly abandoned me and turned to find someone else~~~~(>_<)~~~~

Meng Boran:? ?

Why does this dog man still like to use kaomoji to pretend to be cute?

Jiang Chen: Don't worry, your husband hasn't fallen into a vegetable yet.Still alive and kicking, I can move you every day, and I can definitely satisfy you.

Meng Boran:? ? ?

I began to suspect that this scumbag had his account hacked.

Jiang Chen: Baby, you've had enough of being outside, remember to come back to me, I can choose to forgive you.

Meng Boran battled wits and courage, and talked about him from left to right: You are not yourself, are you?Now you compare me to scissors and take a selfie and send it over.

Jiang Chen: It's more vulgar than scissorhands, let's compare your heart.Love you

【image】

Meng Boran looked at the friend in the photo who looked like a Miao man with a bandage on his head: ...

so?Is it really me who is pretending to be crazy?

Hmph, don't rely on this to make me change my mind!

Meng Boran: Don't bother me anymore, I'm going to continue working, 886

Jiang Chen: Brother, are you really willing to treat me like this?My brother's heart is broken. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Meng Boran: ...

He almost choked on his saliva and died on the spot.

Meng Boran: I advise you to be an individual.

Jiang Chen: Coincidentally, I narrowly escaped death once, and I don't want to be a human anymore, I want to be you.Grasp with both hands, both hands must be firm.If you don't believe me, come and touch me?

Meng Boran slammed his phone angrily: Get lost! ! !

This person fell, why did his personality change drastically after the fall? Sao speaks one set of words.

Half an hour later, Meng Boran was full of worries and had no intention of working. He was asking You Youqian what happened to Jiang Chen. Who knew that Youyouqian was more anxious than him: "Mr. Meng, I'm looking for you! Quickly persuade Brother Chen not to do stupid things! !!"

Meng Boran's eyes widened and he asked, "What's wrong? Does he want to jump off a building or hang himself?"

"That's not the case," You Youqian patted his forehead, and said helplessly, "Brother Chen can't help but say that he has an appointment with a tattoo master, and he insists on letting him tattoo himself!"

Meng Boran wondered: "What happened to the tattoo?"

You Youqian's tone was as if the end was coming: "Right now, variety shows don't allow artists to have tattoos. He insists on tattoos, and the tattoos must be placed in the most obvious places!"

The most obvious place?Meng Boran thought, he won't be overwhelmed, so let's just write it on his face...

He gritted his teeth and made it clear that he refused to intervene in any personal affairs surnamed Jiang, "Actually, you also know that I can't control him at all. What I say has no weight in front of him."

He hung up after speaking.You Youqian is also desperate.

Meng Boran began to focus on petting cats.The "rich woman" who had been neglected by him for half a month hadn't been as affectionate with him recently, and he had to call it several times before looking back at him.

After a while, Meng Boran's phone vibrated and received a message.

Clicking on it, Jiang Chen took a close-up of his right hand.

I saw that five letters were written on the five fingers of his right hand.

WAMBR.

Jiang Chen: Honey, the masterpiece you just finished, are you satisfied?This is me expressing my determination to you.

Jiang Chen: Take an oath of sovereignty and refuse to be teased.

Jiang Chen: My hands are so fucking beautiful.Do you want to hold it?

Jiang Chen: Hello!Are you so moved that you are wiping tears? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Meng Boran: ...

I'm wiping a knife.

Jiang Chen: Do you want one too? WAJC?No, only four letters... JCWLG?From now on, we will walk hand in hand on the road, what a breeze!The tattoo artist said the second half price. (*^__^*)

He couldn't bear it anymore, and his mind collapsed.

This man went crazy overnight.

The well-behaved male god has turned into a male psychopath.

Meng Boran: Stop pushing!Let's fight!

Jiang Chen smiled idiotically while holding the phone: He is so hot!

so cute.

I like.