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When Meng Boran was working at home, he received a SF express package that traveled across the ocean.

Opening it curiously, it turned out to be a handwritten self-criticism letter sent by Jiang Chen.

Meng Boran sent a message asking him: Is this a pen that a rich classmate gave you?

Jiang Chen replies wrongly: No!I wrote it!True!Guaranteed with my handsome face!

Meng Boran: ...

Meng Boran: Then I can confidently complain about how ugly your handwriting is.

It turns out that most of the celebrities only practice a flamboyant signature, and they may not even see other words.

Meng Boran: There are typos and wrong sentences in your self-criticism.For example, dear dear, hello!In the past, I was ignorant and made mistakes. Please forgive me. This sentence is not an forgiveness, but a quantity.

Seeing him posting it, Jiang Chen felt ashamed.But Meng Boran didn't seem to intend to let him go, and continued to read the second sentence: While I am deeply introspective, please continue to monitor my performance in the future, baby, and help me correct my inclinations. This should be evil, not slashed. incline.Your former Chinese teacher probably vomited blood when he saw this little composition!

Jiang Chen feels wronged: That means I'm not evil enough.

He chased after the victory: Do you think that the rich woman in the past is exactly the same in appearance and personality as the rich woman in the present?

Meng Boran didn't know that he was setting himself a trap, so he replied innocently: Of course not.

Jiang Chen: That’s right, it’s the same reason, the me before the amnesia doesn’t belong to the me after the amnesia!

Meng Boran:?

Listen, is this human?

Jiang Chen: So, you have to look at me as a brand new person, all old accounts have been turned over and written off.

Meng Boran:? ? ?

Don't you have to give you a small certificate to praise you for being a person again?

Meng Boran opened Weibo and saw the homepage, an update forwarded by Meng Jiangnv's support club.

Meng Boran thought he had misread it, and double-checked the original blog, only to be sure that it was actually posted by Jiang Chen, who hadn't posted for a long time.

Jiang Chen V: Please pool your brains and work together to help write a review.Collect sentences, free play, unlimited forms, each little fairy sentence, the number of words is more than 10, my happiness depends on everyone, thank you.

Someone commented at the bottom: Brother Jiang Chen, what did he do wrong?Do you want to apologize to Teacher Meng?

Someone replied: So, Teacher Meng didn't actually like anyone else, right?

Another person replied: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

……

Meng Boran:?

Jiang Chen, that idiot, thought I had unfollowed his Weibo, so I couldn't see that he even asked fans to write his self-criticism?

It's not scary to encounter illiterates, but I'm afraid that illiterates will have fans!

Sure enough, starting from the third sentence of the review book, Jiang Chen directly copied the homework with the most popular comments, @冬日的狼船皓: I always seem to like you beyond my control, just like I have thought about it countless times I write poems for you, but there is only a shriveled I love you when I put pen to paper.Hope you can forgive my dullness.But I have already bought "Bird Collection", it may tell me how to love you more.

Meng Boran: ...This young lady is so good at it!

The fourth sentence is the second hot comment, @MomentarySparkle: I want to get closer to you, but I can't seem to find the right way, sorry, but I like you so much, can you, don't hate me.

Damn, he was moved hypocritically when he saw this sentence just now, a waste of emotion!

The fifth sentence is copied from @新新Microsoft_Word: I like you and want to treat you well, but I find that I am doing worse and worse, and I don’t know what to do, but I really like you very much.

That's it?How come you can't even tell yourself you like it!Scumbag!

The sixth sentence, the unshakable hot comment Sixth, @梦星城1216: I hope your world is only as tall and wide as mine, but I am afraid that my world is too small and you will stay away in disgust, so don’t ignore it I don't want to stay away from me, okay?

The seventh sentence is an earthy love story, written by @叫大可吧: I tried desperately to treat you well, but after trying, I found that all my efforts were not good enough for you.

The last sentence at the end was written by @甜甜的persimmon: I will give you a number, 3 minutes, forgive me quickly, and give me to you again!Hahahahahaha.

When Meng Boran saw it at the time, he was so angry that he wanted to take out the photos he had taken of Jiang Chen, which he had developed and carefully preserved, and used a ballpoint pen to draw a pile of shit on his pig's face.

No wonder the only two original sentences have typos.The other assignments he copied were more accurate than the textbooks!

Meng Boran slid down and saw some replies who deliberately played cards out of common sense: I'm sorry, but I think you are wrong.

Am I supposed to thank the dog for not copying that sentence down too?

Furious, Meng Boran resolutely clicked back on his fan and re-followed Jiang Chen's Weibo.

No, make a special pass!In this way, any coquettish operation will pop up as soon as he updates.

Old thief Jiang Chen, no matter what tricks you do in the future, you won't be able to escape my nose, hum.

As soon as this small move was completed, there were immediately a bunch of CP fans who had been silently watching their movements behind their backs beating gongs and drums happily.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The two brothers are reunited! I cried until my tears flowed into the Pacific Ocean!"

"We, Meng Jiangnv, were originally in a granary, but were later dispatched to the Arctic Circle, and now they are making a comeback! Thank you two brothers for extending our lives!"

When Jiang Chen went to the United States for brain treatment, the filming of Chi Cheng's "Red Leaf" went very smoothly, and it was quickly completed before the preset date.Later, a preview meeting was held, and professional film critics were invited to watch it, and the response was quite enthusiastic.

Doc. Lee, the doctor in charge of Jiang Chen's treatment, looked at Jiang Chen's film and said that he had never encountered such a strange case.

"It stands to reason that his brain was not hemorrhaged or severely damaged. After the initial concussion recovered, he should be able to regain his memory. Why didn't he remember the past. But these symptoms can't be explained by physical means. factors to illustrate."

His assistant, Janet, thought for a moment, blinked her emerald eyes, and put forward a hypothesis: "Is it possible... the patient has suffered some serious blow or psychological trauma before, so the brain center has now chosen to lose memory to protect it?" Master?"

Doc. Lee looked at her: "You mean, not severe traumatic amnesia, but mild brain injury, plus selective amnesia?"

"Well," the female assistant nodded, "in that case, psychological counseling is needed to assist his treatment. The person who can help him with psychological treatment should be the one he is closest to and cares about the most."

Seeing the young girl's confident look, Doc.Lee asked curiously, "Who?"

Janet pointed to the handsome and tall man sitting outside waiting for the inspection report, with a smile like honey rippling from his mouth: "Lookathisphone.Onhisscreensaver,thecute,handsomeboy.Iguess."

(Look at his phone. On his screen saver, that cute and handsome boy. I guess.)