When the sand sculptures get the social death script

Every time Lu Changming didn't make a sound, he was already a blockbuster, and the news of poaching caused a lot of commotion in the circle.

ZBC men's group is in the limelight, and Zhu Jiujiu can be said to be one of the most popular streamers at the beginning of the year. Although Zhou Chuzhi's popularity is not as good as Zhu Jiujiu's, he has always had a lot of die-hard fans.

If there is popularity and traffic, there is definitely no shortage of work.

However, announcements are also divided into grades. As a celebrity, he is also very particular about accepting jobs.

Just like the company before the beginning of the week, although he has arranged a lot of work for him, he can earn money, but the level of those commercial performances is relatively low, and the popular or high-minded stars are not willing to go at all, for fear of affecting him. own worth.

Just like a good actor picks a good script, a star also picks a job well.

But good scripts and business people are rushing to get there. Except for top-notch ones like Lu Changming, there is no choice at all. Basically, they can only get a number plate and wait to be picked.

With Lu Changming's buff bonus, the resources of the two of them have directly increased to a higher level than before.

And since the Weibo of Lu Changming's studio was made public, these good resources are basically found on their own initiative. Qiao Na, as a gold medal agent recognized in the industry with strong professional ability, has no pressure to manage two more people. Give Zhu Jiujiu Zhou Chuzhi and Zhou Chuzhi respectively arranged two people under their command as assistants to handle the affairs in an orderly manner.

Zhu Jiujiu will soon return to the team and start working.

The slight concussion at the beginning of the week required a period of rest. Qiao Na arranged for half a month for him to rest, and only started to arrange the itinerary after the injury was basically healed.

After getting in touch with better resources, Zhou Chuzhi gradually emerged and began to emerge.

As he was liked by more and more people, his fans rose rapidly, and brand endorsements soon found him.

Zhu Jiujiu was extremely jealous, he was so greedy that he pestered Lu Changming to speak for him.

However, he is subject to many restrictions on team activities, and he has to wait until the 18-month limited group is disbanded before he can accept personal business endorsements.

This is "The Idol is Coming!" According to the rules established by ", no matter how long Lu Changming's hands are, it is impossible to apply to Niu Xingyuan.

So I can only say that there will be everything that should be there, and promise to arrange endorsements after he disbands.

Zhu Jiujiu just messed around a bit, and was sent away with a word, and happily went to work as a laborer for the idol.

For Zhu Jiujiu and Zhou Chuzhi, from the very beginning, Lu Changming adhered to the concept of respecting their personal ideas, and let Qiao Na arrange the corresponding work according to their own development intentions.

As everything was on track, the two gradually got busy again.

But at least Zhou Chuzhi no longer has to participate in those unnecessary commercial performances, and Zhu Jiujiu no longer has to be troubled by those rumors and gossips on the Internet.

Similarly, Jonah would not arrange work seamlessly for the two of them.

Instead, it is the same as when I took Lu Changming back then, more or less giving them some proper rest time.

The things they did did not deviate from their original dreams, they had enough time to rest, and they could still find time to meet each other, the two of them were naturally happy.

In particular, all Zhu Jiujiu's emotions are shown on the bright side. He is a little clever and knows how to effectively please his immediate boss and idol Lu Changming.

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[Zhu Jiujiu: "99 Diary" is cloudless and sunny today. I found that Brother Lu never seemed to say "good night" to me. I searched in the chat history and found only one keyword "I will arrange someone to kill you sooner or later." ", I am so touched, Brother Lu is really thinking about the future for me seriously. 】

[Zhu Jiujiu: Although we Taurus are strong on the outside, when the little finger hits the corner of the table, we will burst into tears TAT]

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Zhu Jiujiu talks a lot, and likes to post on Weibo and Moments.

Every time a funny joke is updated in Moments, Zhu Jiujiu will always @remind Chiji to watch it.

In his spare time at work, Chi Ji casually flipped through his phone a few times, and his mood would always be much better.

With the hard work of Chi Ji and Lu Changming for several months, all the preparatory work for OvO was finally completed.

Considering that Lu Changming brought the goods too quickly, in order to ensure sufficient inventory, Lu Changming did not let Lu Changming publicize it to go out and walk the wind at the first time, but started the assembly line after passing the audit of the security department, mass production and stocking.

The food industry is prone to expiration, and is most afraid of overstocking.

It is rare in the industry to stock up in large quantities like OvO before it goes on sale.

OvO's various positions have long been on standby, and online and offline sales are all gearing up. After the inventory is relatively sufficient, Chi Ji asked the operator who manages the official blog to publish copywriting and posters, and the official Taobao store will be put on the shelves at the same time.

Before that, apart from Lu Changming's Weibo post claiming to start a business, OvO did not have any pre-publicity.

This was also done intentionally by Chi Ji. He felt that since Lu Changming had already said so, the existence of OvO must not be hidden from the vast number of fans who have all eyes and eyes.

It will take a certain amount of time to prepare in the early stage. If the publicity is carried out too early, it is very likely that the enthusiasm of consumers will be overdrawn.

Therefore, Chi Ji simply did not make any foreshadowing before the product was officially put on the shelves, and allowed netizens to guess, so as to keep the product fresh and mysterious to the outside world.

This decision is undoubtedly very useful.

In particular, Lu Changming specially named every product. Netizens rushed in after seeing the explosive news that suddenly fell from the sky.

Although the ad is very innovative.

"I am not happy to bite into pieces"

But is this the reason for naming the product [Unhappy Fruit]! ?

The pistachio review was murdered, wouldn't it be sad to know that you, Lu Changming, spread such rumors outside?

[One Pot of Shrimp Tails] What the hell is it?

What about the shrimp tails?Where's the pot? !

What you sell is obviously creamy macadamia nuts? ?

Is it really not a typo in Taobao?Believe it or not, we will call the police and arrest you!

[Good thing Peanut] What is it?

The homophonic stalk will deduct money!

[Give me a chestnut] Why is such an old meme still playing!

You, Lu Changming, Jiang Lang, can't figure out new jobs, can you?

If you sell walnuts, you sell walnuts, and name the walnuts [Smart Fruit] Who are you insulting?

Taobao keywords can not be found, do you want to make money!

And so on, there are also a series of outrageous names such as [Bigen You Don’t Wear Tianguo], [Greedy Bean], [Fool Seed].

At the same time as all the products were put on the shelves, there was also a big gift bag that integrated all the products. The design of the box was even more simple and rough, with ten big characters of "a family should be neat and tidy" printed on the front.

Netizens rushed to place orders while shouting outrageously, and rushed to the link of the "A family of benevolence is to be neat and tidy" first without even looking at the product introduction, for fear of going the old way of QAQ back then.

Compared with QAQ, OvO, a rising star with more investment and larger factories, is obviously much better.

At least the group of fans who rushed into the Taobao store at the card point all bought as they wished.

However, the spread of Internet news is too fast after all, and the audience of snacks is much higher than that of condoms.

OvO did not raise the price because of the star halo, the pricing echoes the level of most nut products on the market, and the new store discount of 200-50 per full is even much cheaper.

The factory assembly line switched to the smoldering stockpiles, barely holding on for 10 minutes, not even half an hour.

It's only because of Lu Changming's influence here. The recent news that Zhu Jiujiu and Zhou Chuzhi joined Lu Changming's command and the recent frequent appearances themselves have maintained a certain degree of enthusiasm on the Internet.

Even though Chi Ji predicted it in advance, he still couldn't match the fans' enthusiasm.

Netizens who came a step late found that the products were sold out, turned the table on the spot, and ran to Lu Changming's comment area to curse.

On the same day, the topic of #卢长明大根你不共死天# rushed to the top of the hot search.

The fourth is #Lu Changming fool#

No.11 is #Lu Changming Good things don’t happen to you#

The fans of Lu Changming who are capable of playing tricks say that there is no group in the second internal entertainment that dares to compete for the first place. As various jokes of "abusing" Lu Changming spread to all corners of the Internet, many onlookers who did not know the truth were also attracted. , and began to pay attention to what happened to this matter.

Therefore, these overly obvious keywords spread the news that "Lu Changming opened a company to sell snacks" in the simplest and most effective way.

In terms of publicity that usually requires a huge amount of money after the product is launched, OvO successfully pushed the product to the entire network with almost no money spent.

All kinds of derivative emoticons came out soon.

At this time, Lu Changming's good popularity over the years has been effectively presented.

As Zhu Jiujiu took a selfie of "Good Things Peanut" and posted a Weibo to support the idol, many artists in the circle who have dealt with Lu Changming, as long as there is no interest-related influence, one after another began to play the role of the tap water army to post Weibo to express their support .

Lu Changming naturally couldn't express his gratitude to others who helped to promote, and sent red envelopes to those who helped promote on WeChat one by one to express his gratitude.

In the entertainment industry, basically everyone is not short of money, it's nothing more than some people's sophistication on the face of the world.

The first battle was won, and everything went well.

That night, Lu Changming specially took out his collection of red wine and prepared a romantic candlelight dinner.

Chi Ji listened to his invitation for credit with a smile on his face throughout the whole process, and talked about his various magical operations recently, with a few words of praise from time to time, his eyes filled with a gentle smile.

After dinner, the two went to the attic, and were pleasantly surprised to find that all the pots of gardenias on the shelf were in bloom.

I forgot to open the window all day, and the rich fragrance of flowers permeated the whole room. Chi Ji and Lu Changming cuddled up on the hanging chair for a while, gradually feeling a little bit drunk in the strong fragrance.

Lu Changming was so moved by his blush-stained face, he hugged him in his arms and kissed him for a long time. It wasn't until Chi Ji started to sneeze and shed tears that something was wrong. Looking carefully, he found that Chi Ji's skin was still tingling. rash.

It didn't look like a fever symptom at all, Lu Changming thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized.

"My dear, you are not allergic to hay fever, are you?"

"I don't know." Perhaps it was because of the division into the trachea, Chi Ji kept wanting to cough when he spoke, and said in a daze, "My mother never told me."

Lu Changming didn't dare to neglect, and quickly carried him back to the room.

Seeing that it was not very late at this time, Lu Changming called Yao Simei.Yao Simei just didn't sleep, and said on the phone that Chi Ji was indeed allergic to pollen, but the symptoms were very mild, as long as he didn't get it, he would be fine.

Lu Changming thought about it carefully, and knew that it might be because the attic was airtight, and all the pollen floated in the room and accumulated in the room, which aroused Chi Ji's allergic symptoms.

Pollen allergies are nothing serious, and Chi Ji's allergies are relatively mild. After leaving the attic and taking a shower, he felt much better.

Seeing that he stopped sneezing and the rash on his body didn't get worse, Lu Changming finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After lying on the bed, Lu Changming thought about the matter carefully, and suddenly found a blind spot, turned over and said to Chi Ji, "My dear, do you remember the day I confessed my love to you? The two of us were in the school woods, oleander It's all over. I saw you blushing and thought you were shy, so I couldn't help but want to kiss you. Did you have allergies at the time? Your face was really red, I still remember it."

Chi Ji, who was browsing Weibo, blushed suddenly when he heard him mention the events of the year

"It was really shy that time."

The next day, Lu Changming received a call from Xue Ziang.

Xue Ziang is as popular as Lu Changming in the circle, and he is very busy with work. When he was picking a puppy, he didn't even have time to come to the door. After choosing one in the video, he asked Lu Changming to help raise it for the time being.

In the past two days, he finally had time to rest and proposed to visit him as a guest.

Maybe it's because of the changes in his mentality compared to when he first returned to China. Now Chi Ji is not as resistant to outsiders as he was at the beginning, and readily agrees to Xue Ziang's visit.

Xue Ziang and Lu Changming have a good relationship, and this is not the first time he has come to Lu Changming's house.

But Chi Ji felt that it was impolite to let the guests go upstairs by themselves, so he specially asked Lu Changming to pick them up in the underground parking lot.

Lu Changming was reluctant to say that he wanted to "compete for the position" with Xue Ziang, but he wanted to listen to Chi Ji's words, so he went anyway.

As soon as the door opened, Chi Ji heard Lu Changming's voice outside.

"You don't know, he doesn't have a long memory and is used to it. When talking to him, he always goes in the left ear and out the right ear."

"Don't tell me, I agree with this." Mao Xiao followed Lu Changming in, followed by Xue Ziang in casual clothes, and when he heard what Lu Changming said, he immediately agreed with him like an old lady, "Just tell him that the airport must use the business lane. Many times, I feel that my disguise is perfect and I am greedy for shortcuts, and I am surrounded every time. It is a trivial matter to waste time, but the key is to endanger public safety."

Hearing what Mao Xiao said about Xue Ziang, Xue Ziang was very unconvinced.

"Then I'm also a legal citizen. Why can't I walk the normal road when others can. And I really don't understand why I can still be recognized when I wrap myself up like that. I don't believe in this evil."

"You don't understand that, fans are such magical creatures." Mao Xiao, the only star chasing woman present, had a good say in this regard, "If you really like it to a certain extent, you will feel like it in terms of body shape and walking posture. You can’t help but look at you a few more times, and you can’t hide it if you look at you more on purpose. Wearing a mask is useless, you have to wear a hood.”

Chi Ji listened for a while before he understood that they were discussing whether celebrities could not use the special VIP passage at the airport.

Xue Ziang looked at Chi Ji with an expression of disbelief, pinning all his hopes on him.

"Mr. Chi, you judge the reason, is it reasonable that I can't take the path that others can take!"

Chi Ji had long been intimidated by Mao Xiao's words of endangering public safety. Now that Xue Ziang was looking at him eagerly, he finally spoke from an objective standpoint.

"Public figures are not the same as ordinary people after all. I agree with Xiaoxiao's point of view."

What the third person said was like a final word, Xue Ziang's head drooped instantly, and he nodded resignedly.

Lu Changming floated away on the spot, pulled out the chair from the dining table and sat up with an arrogant attitude.

"Did you hear that, it's three to one now, you lost, and honestly don't cause trouble for the airport staff in the future."

Mao Xiao echoed like a younger brother: "That's right."

Xue Ziang pretended to be disappointed: "Xiaoxiao, why don't you turn to me anymore, you promised to divide me up for the rest of my life and never take off my fans!"

Mao Xiao opened the chair and sat down, shaking his head at him inscrutablely: "I still love you, it's just that I have changed from a girlfriend fan to a mother fan."

Xue Ziang's face changed: "Why did you become a mother fan!?"

Lu Changming, who was watching a play while putting his favorite dishes in front of Chi Ji, was finally amused by him, and after distributing the bowls and chopsticks to everyone, he sat down on the chair next to Chi Ji.

"You can sit and eat with her now, if you don't have a sense of distance, you won't be fragrant, understand. She is now in the beginning of the fan week, you should thank her for saving the last trace of decency for you, don't get entangled Come on, sit down and eat."

Xue Ziang turned around, and finally sat opposite Chi Ji and Lu Changming, picked up the chopsticks and threw a piece of carrot into Lu Changming's bowl: "Then you call Zhou Chuzhi over to have dinner with her, every day, let her take off her fans quickly .I will not allow my fans to change their minds in front of me!"

"I don't like carrots, take them away."

As soon as Lu Changming saw the orange and yellow carrots in his bowl, he disliked them. He picked them up with his chopsticks and wanted to throw them back on the spot, but Chi Ji held down his chopsticks and sent the carrots back into the bowl.

Lu Changming instantly recalled the memory of being scolded by Chi Ji for being picky eaters, he put the carrot in his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it, and continued to chat as if nothing happened: "You don't know Mao Mao like I do, don't you, little one?" Zhou, no matter how much you eat with her, she won't lose her fandom."

"Why is that?" Xue Ziang always felt that he had been treated unfairly, and became anxious, "Is there any difference between me and Zhou Chuzhi?"

Lu Changming was very calm: "She is a CP fan, do you have CP?"

Xue Ziang understood in seconds, raised the small white flag to admit defeat, and picked up a piece of beef brisket and put it in his mouth.

"Wow~ Teacher Lu is good at craftsmanship!" Xue Ziang, who always likes to fight against Lu Changming, nodded in agreement, "Try it quickly! It's delicious!"

Although the two always bicker on the surface, they are all joking to cater to the so-called identities of the outside world.

This table of dishes was specially made by Lu Changming to entertain Xue Ziang.

As soon as Xue Ziang finished speaking, Chi Ji held up his chopsticks in admiration, and then nodded his head full of praise: "The meat is very tender, and the sweetness of the carrots is just right, it's really good."

"Alas..." Xue Ziang sighed, "It's been a long time since I ate the dishes made by Mr. Lu. Your private restaurant really shouldn't be closed. It would be nice to keep it open."

Chi Ji was slightly surprised: "He also opened a restaurant?"

"That's right, he started cooking on a whim before he was addicted to cooking. He secretly cooked it in the back kitchen by himself. Later, because he was too busy with work, he closed down. This person really doesn't know how to persist." Xue Ziang said.

Hearing this, Chi Ji suddenly understood why Lu Changming became obsessed with cooking on a whim.

He didn't speak, he lowered his head and slightly bent the corners of his mouth.

"It's not you who are emotionally tired, you don't know how busy I was at the time." Lu Changming looked disgusted, and then suddenly remembered something and poked Mao Xiao next to him with his elbow, "It's so boring to eat, Mao Mao went to get the wine go,."

Mao Xiao was invigorated as soon as he heard it, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

Watching Mao Xiao humming a little tune to get the wine, Lu Changming knew that this girl must pick expensive ones, and was more or less distressed about his own wine collection.

But after noticing the translucent goblet in front of Chi Ji, he suddenly changed his mind and began to wonder if this little girl knows wine, and whether she can tell which bottle is the best Lafite.

At the same time, Lu Changming remembered that Xue Ziang was allergic to grapes and could not drink red wine.

So he got up and took out a bottle of purified water and put them together with foreign wine glasses: "As usual, the most important thing is to participate."

Chi Ji asked curiously: "Why?"

Xue Ziang laughed lowly, while shaking his head, he reached out and unscrewed the cap of the purified water, and turned to explain to Chi Ji.

"I'm allergic to grapes, so I can't drink red wine. Every time they drink red, I mix whiskey with water."

Chi Ji still has a little idea of ​​the alcohol content, thinking that there is too much difference between whiskey and red wine, he is a little worried: "Whiskey alcohol content is not low."

Xue Ziang laughed: "Isn't that right? Red wine can only be more than ten degrees, and whiskey can be more than 70. Even though I have suffered a lot, some people always point out that if I mix it with water, there is no degree."

After finishing speaking, Mao Xiao who was holding the wine just came back.

As expected, he had a bottle of red wine in his left hand and a bottle of whiskey in his right, with a decanter under his elbow. It was obviously not his first time running errands skillfully.

Seeing that what she was holding happened to be the bottle of Lafite he treasured, Lu Changming went up to meet her in great surprise and took it carefully as if it were a treasure, for fear that she would slip and hit her.

"You little girl, you can really tell which bottle is a good wine?"

"I still need to tell the difference? This bottle has always been placed in the most conspicuous place. Before that, you never let me touch it, saying that it must be used on important occasions." Mao Xiao pulled out the bottle opener and threw it at him. Li snorted coldly, "Finally, I have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I have to open it today! If you don't let me open it, you won't give Chi Boss face!"

After finishing speaking, Mao Xiao snatched the wine back without saying a word, tore off the seal, stuck on the bottle opener and began to spin around.

"Who won't let me drive me and who is in a hurry."

Seeing her clumsy appearance, Lu Changming finally couldn't stand it, and couldn't bear it anymore, went to drive her away and started his own hands.

Mao Xiao really couldn't exert his strength, so he sat back in his seat honestly, and then said to Chi Ji with joy.

"Boss Chi, I've been staring at this bottle for a long time! Thanks to your face, Brother Lu is willing to open it"

Chi Ji basically didn't know anything about red wine, but seeing the sparkling eyes of these people present, he knew it was a good thing.

"Try it for a while." As he said, Chi Ji thought that no matter how expensive red wine is, it should not be too expensive for Lu Changming, and turned to Lu Changming and said, "Is this wine expensive? If it's not very expensive, send it to Xiao A bottle of Xiao will be fine, girls are good to drink red wine, it will beautify your face.”

Lu Changming's expression changed instantly when he heard the words, and Xue Ziang burst out laughing.

Mao Xiao couldn't be happier: "Okay! Brother Lu, did you hear that? Boss Chi asked you to bring me another bottle! I want exactly the same!"

"you……"

After all, these words came from Chi Ji's mouth. Lu Changming was extremely speechless but had no one to complain about. He sat on the chair with an expression of nothing more than heartbreak, and his whole body was empty.

Chi Ji felt something was wrong, so he poked Lu Changming next to him with his elbow and asked, "What's wrong? Is there any explanation for this wine?"

"There's nothing to say about this wine, you can buy it, and it's not particularly expensive." Lu Changming smiled helplessly, and buried his head on his shoulder and muttered, "But this wine was paid to me by Mao Xiao when he lost in a 1V1 game. , I didn’t open it all the time just to annoy her, and now she finally found a chance to open this bottle of wine, so forget about it. But you asked me to give her another bottle, then I’m not very shameless!”

Chi Ji understood, and let him rub against his neck for a while, then reached out and grabbed his ear and twisted it half a circle.

"A small gamble is a gamble, so you're justified. You must give Xiaoxiao another bottle of this wine to see if you dare to gamble with others again in the future."

Lu Changming hurriedly begged for mercy: "I definitely don't dare, just let me go this time."

"It's not easy, finally someone can control him, and I, Xue, can retire with honor." Xue Ziang held the decanter, looked at the situation and couldn't help taking a deep breath, and poured Chi Ji without saying a word , "Mr. Chi, the security of the entertainment industry will depend more on you from now on."

Lu Changming ignored him, covered his twisted ears and looked at Chi Ji with innocent and harmless eyes.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm going to die."

Chi Ji's eyes were full of smiles, he rubbed his ear pinna twice with his index finger and thumb, and then let go of his ears. Seeing him like this, he couldn't help reaching out his hand through his hair and rubbing the back of his head.

"Yes, yes, you are the best."

The doting index of this subconscious action is really too high. Lu Changming's ears felt hot first, and then the feeling of electric shock spread from the back of his head to his whole body. It was so thin and numb that it was extremely comfortable.

I haven't even touched the wine yet, but I'm already drunk.

Mao Xiao sat at the table, his eyes flickered on Xue Ziang for a while, he smacked his lips and said in a strange way: "Tsk tsk tsk, brother Lu who is in love is so happy, I won't say who gets upset~"

Lu Changming admired the little assistant's unanimity to the outside world at critical times, and gave him a thumbs up.

The author has something to say:

Lu Changming: Then I feel relieved, I almost thought I was going to be stabbed in the back by pollen

Chi Ji: I don't understand why this kind of old social death incident is pulled out and executed