I also want to stick with the bamboo horse today

My name is Li Ming, and I am a rag doll.

My surname is Li, because Li is the first of a hundred surnames; my name is Ming, because Ming is a Japanese character followed by a month, which is a combination of the names of my two masters—Zhuang Wenyao and Lu Zhiheng.

Some people may ask, how can there be a day and a month in their names?

Look at Zhuang Wenyao's Yao, isn't it next to the Japanese character?As for the moon, the "Book of Songs" says, "As constant as the moon, as rising as the sun".Moreover, my master's original name and nickname is Yue.

Speaking of which, the two of them were not my first masters.

My first owner was a toy store owner.I don't have any special feelings for him, because he looks at me the same way he looks at other toys, he has no emotion, he just treats me as a tool to make money.

But I am still very grateful to him, because he put me in the most prominent position in the window, and I was lucky enough to meet my second owner: a beautiful lady, Zhang Xin.

She bought me the first time she saw me, because I looked so much like his son, who was also my third owner: Zhuang Wenyao.

He is an ordinary high school student, sixteen or seventeen years old, who likes to play and make trouble.But he is also a very good boy, handsome and humorous, everyone likes him, and so do I.

He often wears a blue camouflage uniform, and like me, I like him more.

My happiest days are every weekend, when he comes home, he hugs me tightly in his arms, releasing the exhaustion of living in school and the pain of homesickness.

He would put me on the desk to study with him, put me on the bedside to sleep with him, and regard me as his playmate and his brother.

But the weekdays were hard: the master had to go to school, leaving me alone looking at the empty room, looking forward to the weekend.

It was a summer, and the owner's family was moving.

My Master Yao didn't stuff me into a messy suitcase, but carefully packed me into his backpack.

This move made me feel good about him again.

But the good times didn't last long. Within a few days of moving to a new house, Master Yao gave me to someone else.

My first impression of the fourth master was not good, because I was so immersed in the grief of being abandoned by Master Yao that I could not extricate myself, so that I very much rejected the new master: Lu Zhiheng.

And the new owner kissed me the first time he saw me, and called himself father.

It's fine that Master Yao is my father, why should you be my father!

I was really annoyed at being taken advantage of.

But after a long time, I found that my new owner is actually a very gentle person.

He would clean my body regularly, for nothing.It will also clean my clothes and make them smell good.

More importantly, my Master Lu will take me with me wherever he goes!

Accompany me at home, take me to school, even once, Master Lu went to another place to participate in an important competition, and took me with him!

He made me feel that my position in his heart is more important than any of my previous masters!

I'm starting to like him.

One day, my Master Yao came to play at Master Lu's house. After seeing me, he said to him: "Xiao Ming looks more and more like you now."

I looked at Master Lu, and then at myself, and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was really like this: Master Lu, like me, has light brown hair and eye color!And he loves to laugh very much, especially when he is with Master Yao!

I am happy about this coincidence, but suddenly, a strange feeling arises in my heart:

I seem to have completely conquered my soul by my master Lu.

Obviously not long ago, I was still loyal to my Master Yao, determined to only be his good toy and good son, and it was even more painful after being given away by him.

But after a while, I changed my mind!

It turns out that I am such a half-hearted, poor-quality toy!

A deep sense of self-blame and self-abandon surrounded me, and I felt sorry for Master Yao's love for me.

But in the next second, my master Yao suddenly hugged me with a smile on his face, and rua fiercely!

And my Master Lu also looked at me with a smile and looked at Master Yao.

The familiar feeling and familiar smile made me feel like I was back in the past.

At this moment, I realized that Master Yao's love for me has never changed.

It is precisely because I am a very important existence to Master Yao that he can rest assured that I will hand over to Master Lu who is equally important to him!

In Master Yao's strong embrace and in Master Lu's gentle gaze, I was redeemed.

It turned out that both of them loved me very much!

I will always love them too!

My father Lu is a very good boy, smart, beautiful and gentle. Everyone likes him very much, and so do I.

And he is very strong, no matter how tired and bitter he is, he will always greet people with a smile on his face.Optimistic and cheerful, active life, never reveal negative emotions.

I admire him.

Later, he went to college and took me to a new school in the capital.

For a long time, I haven't seen Master Yao.I am very sad, but I know that Master Lu is more sad than me.

During that time, Master Lu held me with greater strength than before when he slept at night.I knew he was going through a difficult stage of growing up, and he had to suffer from the torture of lovesickness, which must be uncomfortable.

As Master Lu's emotional sustenance, I tried my best to warm him with my soft body and heal him with my scent, hoping to make him feel better.

However, my master Lu is very adaptable, and he quickly walked out of frustration.

As expected of Papa Lu, he is the best no matter where he goes!

After his life stabilized, Master Lu often used modern technology—smartphone—to communicate with Papa Yao.

I could tell that their relationship was still as good as ever.

Time flies, and it is the day when Yao's father takes the college entrance examination.

Papa Lu is getting happier every day, because he will see Papa Yao soon.Moreover, he is full of confidence in Yao's father's performance.

Dad Yao will definitely succeed!

The college entrance examination is over, and Lu's father is going home to find Yao's father.

But his roommate insisted on intervening, not only to fly home with him, but also to drag him to some bar.

I was so angry that he delayed my dads meeting!

But then the dads thanked him and said he was a great help.

I don't know the specific situation, but I unconditionally believe what the fathers say.

That day, Lu's father spent the night at the bar.

I was locked in his backpack, I don't know what happened, but I vaguely heard Yao's father's voice.

do not know.

The next day, I finally saw Dad Yao!

As soon as Papa Lu went home to pack up his things and take a shower, Papa Yao came to his house to look for him!

They hugged each other so tightly that I was moved to tears.

ah!My father, how much they love each other!

I was intoxicated by this beautiful moment, completely unaware that they were about to do something I couldn't understand.

I saw them hugging and hugging, suddenly getting very close, and then their lips were on their lips, and they began to suck!

I don't understand, but I'm blown away.

They sucked and bit on each other's mouths and stirred with their tongues, hugging each other inseparably, rolling on the bed.

I was shocked and afraid: Will they get some kind of disease!

But every day, they live a normal life, and even regard this behavior as part of normal life.

As I said, I trust my dads unconditionally, so I let go of my worries and firmly believe that they are all right.And if anyone blames my dads for this, I'll be the first to speak out!

But fortunately, no.

They live a peaceful and happy life, chatting, cooking, watching movies, biting their lips at home every day, and often go out to play with rackets or model airplanes.

One day, the dads came back sweaty from playing.After entering the house, they laughed and played together and went into the bathroom together.

Immediately afterwards, the laughter of the two came from the bathroom, followed by some strange voices and languages, mixed with the sound of water.

I don't understand, but I'm blown away.

I know that as a good toy and a good son, I can't pry into the owner's privacy.But, I really want to know what they are doing!

However, this base curiosity did not torment me for long before it was satisfied.Because my dads went back to the bedroom, in front of me, and did things that were beyond my comprehension, making the same noises as in the bathroom.

Only this time, without the obstruction of the bathroom, I saw everything and heard everything, my hairs stood on end when I saw it, and my face turned red when I heard it.

I was shocked.

After that, though, their relationship seemed to get better.Their body language became more intimate together, the air became sticky, and a breath was full of sweetness.

very nice.I figured, as scary as it looked, it must be a good thing!

And my fathers also confirmed my conjecture with their actions: they will do good deeds every day, and they will love each other more than the day before.

Looks like I must have guessed right.

I am so smart!

The author has something to say:

Start more episodes today!The extras are a bit messy, so I'll try to post them in chronological order!

For those who celebrate the Chinese New Year, there is nothing to give, so I will send you a [-]-word [-]-question on compatibility!

Hot knowledge: There is no charge for the number of words, as long as you buy this chapter, you can read it for free~ Happy eating!

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cc: Happy Chinese New Year, dear little angels!The author and the two protagonists wish everyone a New Year greeting——

Zhuang: All beautiful sisters, Happy New Year!

Lu: The year of the tiger is auspicious, and the tiger is full of power!

cc: Welcome to the awkward, sweet and astringent Bamboo Horse Poster Ending Bonus——One Hundred Questions About Sex Between Husband and Wife!Without further ado, let's start the show!

Zhuang: The speeches are so blunt, mom, you still need to practice hosting~

cc: (Tsundere face) Stop talking nonsense!

1. What is your name?

Zhuang: Zhuang Wenyao, solemn Zhuang, Wen of Jinjiang Literature City, Ri Di Yao.

Lu: The constant of Lu, the land of land, the constant of the moon.

2. What is your age?

Lu: We are both 20 years old.

Zhuang: Although my brother is one year older than me, we are actually the same age~

Lu: Yes, I skipped a grade and went to junior high school.

Zhuang: My brother is amazing! (mysterious)

cc: eh?Why are you still called brother at the same age?

Zhuang: My God, there is a fake author here!My brother is two months older than me, don't you know?

cc: Of course I know, it's not that you've been off topic by blowing npy rainbow farts all the time!

3. What is your gender?

Zhuang: He is a cute boy.

4. What is your personality like?

Zhuang: It's just ordinary.

Lu: Ah Yao has a very good personality~

Zhuang: Well, brother is better than me~ (post)

5. When did the two meet?Where?

Zhuang: When I was 6 years old, under the ginkgo tree in the family courtyard.His back is so special, I couldn't help but hook up, hee hee.

Lu: No. [-] Middle School, the day when freshmen enter school.The elementary school brother lifted my clothes inexplicably, which was impolite.

Zhuang: Huh? (ΩДΩ)

Lu: (laughs) Just kidding.I appreciate that you took the initiative to talk to me at that time and started our story.

6. What is your first impression of the other party?

Zhuang: The first time I saw him, I knew he was my best friend for life!

Lu: A boy with a smile like sunshine.

7. What do you like about each other?

Zhuang: Is two o'clock okay?

cc: There is no evidence for the suspected car.

Zhuang: Gentle and strong.

Lu: I like him because he is A Yao.

8. What do you hate about each other?

Zhuang: Uh... For a while, I hated him pretending not to know me well.

Lu: (Sorry) It's my fault.

Zhuang: (Tiger touches) It's over.

(Turns his head to warn the author) Don't ask such a sad question next time!

cc: (spreading hands innocently) Then you don't say no, it's fine.

Zhuang: I was wrong ╥﹏╥

9. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Lu: What exactly does compatibility mean?

cc: It is a parameter of whether it is easy for two people to get along well. The better the compatibility, the more intimate and tacit understanding.

Lu: Then we should be good, right?

Zhuang: Be bold, that's great!

10. How far is your relationship?

Zhuang: Like glue and paint.

Lu: Regardless of each other.

11. What do you call each other?

Zhuang: senior, elder brother, big name, small name.

Lu: Ah Yao.

12. What do you want the other party to call you?

Zhuang: A nickname.

Lu: Ah Yao likes it, you can call it whatever you want.

cc: Do you have to mention one?

Lu: Husband.

cc: oral meaning!

13. If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Zhuang: Sika deer, gentle, beautiful and smart.

Lu: Albatross.

cc: What a magical animal, can Lu Bao give you a popular science?

Lu: The albatross is the seabird that is best at gliding, and is known as the greatest pilot.They take off against the wind, go to the place where the waves are the most turbulent, and spend 90% of their lives wandering at sea, but they can always remember their fixed nests.They will only identify one partner in their life, so they also symbolize loyal love.

14. If you want to give someone a gift, which one would you choose?

Zhuang: Give myself to my brother repeatedly!

Lu: (touching head) I really like it!

cc: Where's Lu Bao?

Lu: Give me your brain.

15. What gift do you want?

Zhuang: All kinds of model airplanes o(≧v≦)o brother is really amazing, he can make anything!

Lu: I have already got the most wanted gift.

Zhuang: (getting into npy's arms)

16. Please quickly name three foods that the other party likes.

Lu: coriander, hot pot, sea salt ice cream.

Zhuang: toffee, creamy plum candy, pocky with milk and blueberry flavor.My brother loves sweets so much, you have to brush your teeth frequently and pay attention to your dental health, otherwise you will meet the hero of the new article.

Lu: Ah Yao is the one, so pay more attention.

cc: So do you have any prejudice against my new best friend?

Zhuang: I heard that he is an old virgin who is going to the third year.

Lu: He also conspired against a patient who was nine years younger than himself.

11-year-old Lu Miao: You are not allowed to say that about Brother Tong! ! !

Zhuang: Where did the little doll come from?

cc: (take away) kid, don't run around, you should be playing ball with your friends at this time...

17. What is your hobby?

Zhuang: Fly the plane.

Lu: Make airplanes.

Zhuang and Lu: We are really a match made in heaven!

18. What is the hobby of the other party?

Zhuang: Make airplanes.

Lu: Fly the plane.

Zhuang and Lu: We are a match made in heaven!

19. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Zhuang: None.It's not a show of affection or Versailles, Lu Zhiheng won't be angry with me at all, you know that!

cc: (back) I know, little angels know you two best besides me.

Lu: (whispered) as if you would be angry with me...

20. What did the other person do that upset you?

Zhuang: It’s this kind of question again, no no no!

21. Where did the two first date?

Zhuang: How do you define a date? When you were young, did it count to go out and play in the mud?

Lu: (laughs) Not counting, it should be when you grow up?

Zhuang: That is the library.

Lu: Yes.

22. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Lu: Very good, the learning efficiency is very high.

Zhuang: Yes.

23. How far has it progressed?

Lu: I finished all the homework I brought.

Zhuang: (puckering lips and chuckling) Well, my brother is a top student!

Lu: What are you laughing at?

Zhuang: Lol, you are right.

Lu: Tell me.

Zhuang: (whispering) How about playing with mud, at least I saw your little Chi Chi the other day...

Lu: (blushing) I saw yours too!

24. Where do you often date?

Zhuang: The wasteland next to the community, we often go there to fly model airplanes, and then do some shameful things hehehe...

cc: So when exactly was that wasteland developed?

Lu: I don't know, I hope it will never be developed.

25. What will you do to prepare for the other person's birthday?

Lu: I will prepare a surprise for him, but I can't elaborate on the specifics.

Zhuang: Wash yourself for nothing.

26. When did you fall in love with each other?

Lu: On the night of the parent-teacher meeting in the second year of high school, he took me to the playground to watch the lights.At that moment, he took my hand, but I greedily thought that it would be good if he was not just a friend, I really wanted to kiss him.

Zhuang: I can’t say exactly when... I’m relatively slow in this aspect, and I feel that my feelings for him are accumulated bit by bit. When it reaches a certain level and quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes, I realize that I have already Liked him for so long.

Lu: (touches, touches head) Little fool.

27. Which party confessed first?

Zhuang: It's me!I drank too much that day...in fact, it was not too much, just a cocktail, but I couldn't stand it, so I confessed my love in a daze.

Lu: I think it's me.

Zhuang: Huh?

Lu: Before that, I didn't dare to say it clearly, but I expressed my love to you many times with actions.

Zhuang: Uh...brother! (Plops into arms and sticks stickers)

28. How much do you like each other?

Zhuang: (Flopping) I love you to the bottom of my heart~

Lu: (kiss)

cc: Ahhh, do you realize that everyone is watching!

Lu: Sorry, I can't help myself.

29. So, do you love each other?

cc: (walks to the camera to block the two kissing people behind) Well, the answer is obvious.

30. What would you do if the other party was more than an hour late for an appointment?

Zhuang: (wiping his mouth) This kind of thing will never happen to us!

Lu: Yes, they are very punctual people.If there is a real lateness, the safety of the other party will be confirmed as soon as possible within an hour.

31. What obstacles have you encountered in your relationship development?How was it resolved?

Lu: Speaking of which, I am very fortunate to live in this era. Whether it is family, friends and society, we are more tolerant of groups like us, so we have not encountered too much external obstruction.The only obstacles encountered may be imposed on myself.

Zhuang: I agree. During the period of unrequited love, it was really hard not to think too much. I was worried about what to do if my brother didn't like me. I was always worrying about gains and losses.

Lu: It's my fault. I should have let you know my feelings for you earlier.

32. Who do you think your rival in love is?

Zhuang: My brother is so good, there must be many people thinking about it.I've been jealous since the beginning of school, and I'm already numb.

Lu: I agree.But believe in the other person's feelings, and also believe in yourself, so the so-called rival in love is not a big deal.

33. What does the other person do that makes you feel wrong?

Lu: When you act like a baby and call your brother.

Zhuang: Call me husband, I will give you my life.

34. What will you do if the other party is suspected of changing his mind?

Zhuang: Change of heart?impossible.

Lu: That's right, we can only love each other all our lives, it's predestined.

cc: I am doomed.

35. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Zhuang: Ah, this... can't answer.

Lu: I can forgive you.

Zhuang: Huh?

Lu: I know you won't, but I will forgive you for whatever you want.

Zhuang: (panic) No!If I change my mind, you will beg me to come closer and not give me food or drink, and then punish me severely!

Lu: (laughs) Okay, I will listen to you.

36. Which part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Zhuang: Mouth!Whether it's quiet or talking, my brother's mouth is the center of my vision!Because it looks good!Also very good dear! ! !

Lu: Eyes.A Yao's eyes are more dazzling than the stars in the sky, the most beautiful.

Zhuang: No!My brother has the best eyes!There are lying silkworms, so cute!

Lu: Ah Yao's is the best.

Zhuang: Brother's is the best!

Lu: Ah Yao's is the best!

cc: It looks good when it works!Let's move on to the next question!

37. What is the sexiest expression of the other party?

Zhuang: The look of working hard is the sexiest.

Lu: The expression of concentrating on flying the plane.

cc: (disappointed)

Audience: (disappointed)

38. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat the most?

Zhuang: There are many... If I have to say one thing, when my brother hit me with an apple...

cc: um huh huh?shake m?

Zhuang: No.My brother is not a person who can joke with others, so his behavior makes me feel that he only treats me like this.

cc: It is indeed like this. Lu Bao has boundaries when getting along with anyone. Only you are the person in his heart, and only those who are close to him will be unscrupulous.Lu Bao?

Lu: I wake up next to him every morning and see his sleeping face.I will love my life more than ever and look forward to the day ahead.

39. Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at lying?

Zhuang: ...I have lied before, but I am not good at it.

Lu: ...Yes, I can't hide a secret from him at all, and of course, there is no need to hide it.

40. Have you ever had a fight?

Zhuang: We had a few quarrels in high school.

Lu: Only a few times.

41. What kind of quarrels are there?

Zhuang: It's a quarrel, but it's actually my unilateral irritability... You can't quarrel with someone like a senior.

Lu: Yes, I think it's pointless to quarrel with others.Life is precious, why waste it in quarrels?

42. How to reconcile afterwards?

Zhuang: Get along normally, very tacitly act as if nothing happened.

Lu: The way I handled it was very inappropriate. If I could do it all over again, I would be more honest with you, dbq.

Zhuang: I was wrong too. I only wanted to get to know you, but didn't consider your feelings...

cc: It is forbidden for the chicks to peck rice and admit their mistakes to each other!You two are a treasure to everyone!

43. When do you feel the happiest?

Lu: Every moment with him.

Zhuang: Mmmmm!

44. When did you feel loved?

Zhuang: Every moment with him.

Lu: Mmmm!

45. When did you feel that he might not love me anymore?

Zhuang and Lu: Never.

cc: Feeling full of security.

46. Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Zhuang and Lu: None.

cc: frank and frank.

47. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Zhuang: The seniors are so outstanding, it often makes me feel that I am too mediocre.

Lu: I'm not good enough for you.

Zhuang: Not at all.

48. Is the relationship between the two recognized or confidential?

Zhuang: It will be made public after high school graduation.

Lu: Everyone's reaction is amazing, it feels reasonable but unexpected.But we are all blessed, thank you.

Zhuang: That means they stand against each other.

Lu: What do you mean?

Zhuang: Actually, it’s nothing, just small things.

49. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Lu: We are all materialists.

Zhuang: But if you have to say it.

Lu: I hope that we will be lovers forever and ever.

Zhuang: It is best to live together from birth, to spend a lifetime with the place in the true sense.

cc: I smell the smell of orthopedics...

Zhuang: Orthopedic surgery!We want to be together dignifiedly!

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Zhuang: Of course.

Lu: Forever.

cc: Unscrupulous behavior ahead ooc warning!Little angels who can only accept pure love and fresh style, please retreat in time!

Zhuang: That's right, our interactions in private are very shameless.

Lu: Be mentally prepared~

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Lu: What does this mean?

Zhuang: You are the attacker.

Lu: Is that so...then you are?

Zhuang: (covering his face) accept.

52. Why such a decision?

Zhuang: Because of love.

Lu: I haven't thought about other possibilities.

Zhuang: Hey, don’t you know the meaning of gongshou?

Lu: You will understand once you say it.

Zhuang: Hehe, Lao Gong is so smart.

Lu: So "stand upside down" means that you think you are attacking?

Zhuang: (covering his face) Yes... don't laugh!

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Zhuang: Satisfied.

Lu: Very satisfied.

54. Where was the first time you did something good?

Lu: What are you doing?

Zhuang: You may not understand this.Think of these three word acronyms?

Lu: Understood.at my house.

Zhuang: Yes, at his house.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Lu: I love him so much.

Zhuang: It's really great to be with him.

56. How did the other party look like at that time?

Zhuang: There is a big contrast between the usual appearance.

Lu: Very cute.

57. On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Zhuang: Hiss... I don't remember much, what did I say?

Lu: You said, "I'm so hungry".I said, "I'm going to cook".

Zhuang: Remember!Then there is the good morning kiss, hehe...

Lu: Well, (dear) love you.

cc: oral meaning.

58. How many times a week?

Lu: If there are conditions, we should do it every day, and if there are no conditions, we should do it even if we create the conditions.

cc: So how many times?

Lu: Sorry, I can't count.

Zhuang: It is really too many to count.

59. Ideally, how many times a week do you think is best?

Lu: The number of times is not important, the key is that the mood is in place and the atmosphere is good.

Zhuang: Well, we have always focused on quality and efficiency, not speed and quantity.

60. What is your favorite place?

Zhuang: Advantages and strengths.

land:?

Zhuang: Yes.

Lu: I seem to understand.

Zhuang: What about you?

Lu: chest, waist.

Zhuang: And the neck. (quietly)

61. Which part is the other person's favorite part?

Lu: Apple.When I pinch it lightly, my body becomes soft, and it sticks to me like a boneless...

Zhuang: (covering mouth) Ahhh what are you talking about!

Lu: (laughs) Say what everyone wants to hear.

Zhuang: Humph, I'll say it too!Sideways!Kiss for a second in, and then I will continue to kiss in another place...

cc: (Siha) I really don't treat everyone as outsiders.

62. Use one sentence to describe the other party at that time?

Zhuang: Sexy as hell.

Lu: It's hard to hold back.

63. Honestly, do you enjoy doing good?

Lu: Of course I do.

Zhuang: No, no, is there really someone who doesn’t like doing good things?

64. Where do you usually do good things?

Lu: My home.

Zhuang: Well, we are very conservative.

65. A venue you want to try?

Zhuang: At sea, I did try it.

cc: For details, please refer to the extra episodes that will be updated later.

Lu: In the sky, I haven't tried it yet.

Zhuang: Damn me? ? ? !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

66. Is there any agreement between the two when doing good deeds?

Zhuang: Don't go too far.

Lu: Sustainable development.

67. Have you ever done anything nice with someone other than your lover?

Zhuang: (Surprised) How is this possible!

Lu: This does not conform to our three views.

68. Do you agree or disagree with the idea that if you can't get your heart, you should at least get your body?

Zhuang: Of course against it, it's a crime.

Lu: No, we must respect the wishes of the other party at all times.

69. If a good friend told you I'm lonely, so only tonight, please...and ask for something nice, would you?

Zhuang: (horrified) I don't have this kind of friend!

Lu: (indifferently) Haven't you experienced this situation yourself?Being confessed, invited or something.

Zhuang: Jealous?

Lu: No, other people's thoughts don't matter, I know you don't.

Zhuang: (Stubborn, why did you say it when you’re not jealous?) (Kiss if you don’t see it through) Boo~ I love you!

Lu: (happy) Well, me too.

70. Do you take a shower before or after doing something good?

Lu: Both before and after, but before I like to take a bath together.

Zhuang: Yes, or at the same time, hehe.

71. Do you feel embarrassed before or after doing good deeds?

Zhuang: We will not be embarrassed.

Lu: It was a little bit the first time.

Zhuang: (blushing) Oops.

Lu: But after entering the state, it became much better.

Zhuang: Because brother, you are so good.

72. What would you like the other person to say when you do something good?

Zhuang: Things that I don’t usually say.

Lu: Love talk, I can't hear enough.

73. Which expression do you prefer when the other party does something good?

Zhuang: He frowned slightly, his eyes were blurred, his voice was hoarse, and he called me by my nickname.

Lu: The expression when I was in Kuai Cake Nest, and the expression on my face afterward that I was content to hook my neck and want to kiss.

74. How to address it will make the other party want to stop?

Zhuang: I will answer this question! "Brother Xiaoyue"!As soon as I call my brother like that, he will keep kissing me and fucking me...

cc: Keke cough!Pay attention to the scale, or I will lose my account!What about Lu Bao?

Lu: It must still be "A Yao".

cc: It's still the same, it's a bit boring.

Zhuang: That's why you don't understand. Don't you think this name is similar to a bed in bed?

cc: huh?

Lu: Take these two characters apart.

cc: ...giao, I was shown by you two again.Next question!

75. What kind of cheese do you like most?

Zhuang: As long as I make it with my brother, I like any kind of cheese!

Lu: Do you still do good deeds with others?

Zhuang: How is it possible?It's a good deal from the beginning to the end!Of course I will only be with you in my life (/≧▽≦)/~

Lu: (kiss forehead) Me too!like you.

cc: (wiping sweat) scale, scale!

Lu: But if I have to say one thing, let’s sit face to face in the lotus position, you can hug and kiss while sitting, and you can push deeply.

Zhuang: Right, right!Negative distance stickers!super satisfied! ! !

cc: (faint)

76. What xp do they have?

Lu: xp?Is it the computer system that has been eliminated?

Zhuang: It's apricot skin, it's a hobby at that time.Speaking of which, my brother is really a fan of uniforms. He often made me wear camouflage uniforms and blue shirts after graduating from high school for many years...

Lu: Because I want to make up for the shortcomings in high school.

Zhuang: Well, me too.

Lu: In fact, we are in harmony with each other.Ah Yao also likes that I wear formal clothes and glasses, and when I tie my wrists with a tie on the front, I always wade very fast...

Zhuang: Who knows how the male god of abstinence is out of control (Saibo Huazi)

77. Ever tried to counterattack?How do you feel?

cc: (sitting up startled while dying) My CP is irreversible!

Lu: You finally woke up, are you okay?

cc: Leave me alone, answer the question!

Zhuang: (spreading hands innocently) No!Every time I was beaten to the point that there was not a drop left, how could I have the strength to counterattack.

Lu: Are you blaming me?Sorry, if you want to try it, I'm fine.As long as you are happy, you can do anything.

Zhuang: (Getting into her husband's arms, super cute) Don't want to!Being fucked by you is already very comfortable and happy, I like being fucked by you~

cc: (pinch people)

78. What would happen if two people switched bodies?

Zhuang: (Imagine becoming Lu, shocked) I fuck myself? !

Lu: (Imagine becoming Zhuang, frowning) Being fucked by myself?

Zhuang and Lu: (think for a second, speak in unison) I choose Ziwei.

cc: Well done, absolutely irreversible!

79. Are you interested in admiration?

Lu: You can give it a try and explore different kinds of happiness.The premise is that A Yao agrees.

Zhuang: You actually know this?

Lu: (shakes the phone) Since the strange letters started to appear, I started asking Du Niang.

80. What would you do if the other party stopped asking for your body?

Zhuang: Then I can just ask him.

Lu: (laughs) I don't think so.

81. Of all the good things so far, where did you feel the most excited and anxious?

Zhuang: That time at my house.My brother came to my house to play games, and then took off his clothes to play other games.Because I don’t know when mom and dad will come home, so I’m so red hehehe...

Lu: I also remember that time, you were very nervous and nervous, and soon...

Zhuang: Ah, don't talk about shame!

cc: I didn't see it.

82. Has the recipient ever actively seduced you?

Zhuang: Ah, I often do this.

Lu: Yes, A Yao is very frank and cute in this respect, it is difficult for people to control.

83. What is the ideal partner for you to do good deeds?

Zhuang: I have never had any definite concept of "ideal object". The illusion in that aspect is also very abstract. It should be my expectation for my future lover.

Lu: Since the awakening of my apricot consciousness, my ideal partner has always been A Yao.

Zhuang: Hahahahaha? ? ? !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

Lu: Well, dbq.

Zhuang: No, no, may I know when it started?

Lu: After meeting you in high school