Every day on the way to assassinate the enemy

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I nodded like a pounding garlic: "Tired and tired, I'm exhausted."

Then I pretended to lie on the edge of the bed, trying to cover the tea stain with my wide sleeves, and my assassination weapon by the way.

"Youyou, you don't sleep most of the night, you just come to bring me tea and water?"

Swim a fart swim!Youyou is your name!

If it weren't for my guilty conscience now, I would have to yell at Lu Shixiu.

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With a flicker of a false smile, I nodded: "I want to say that I'm thirsty after hearing you talking in your sleep, so I came here to pour water for you, do you believe me?"

I am so good at talking nonsense, I admire myself.

On the way, Xiu raised his eyebrows and eyes lightly, half sat up, gently wiped the water stains on the bedding with his fingertips, and sniffed with the tip of his nose.

Seeing this person's face darken, I knew I could make my last words.

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Dear father, I accidentally smashed the antique blue and white jade porcelain vase in your study, you wronged the northwest wind, it can't blow so accurately.

I...why don't I blackmail you from Xiu's house when I'm on the way? ?

Mother, the pony you raised has diarrhea because of me. I accidentally fed the croton as a broad bean.

I will never feed it again.

Next time I walk by and it kicks me let it kick, I deserve it.

Dashi, although you didn't do much tonight, you will have a share even if I die. In order to show the loyalty between our two brothers, I decided to give you all the new clothes in the closet.

If you are too short to wear it, go to the street corner and find Tailor Li to change it for you.

Then, by the way, tell Tailor Li: I was murdered by my wife, so let him forget about me.

I thought about it for a long time, and finally there was a last word I wanted to say to Lu Shixiu: You kill me, I don't blame you anymore, it was my first thought anyway, you live well.

In the next life, I will definitely ride on your head, if not your father, I will be your husband!I will kill you every day!

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I thought so much for a while, and finally heard a voice above my head: "Oh, Susu Mabosan, have you thought of an excuse?"

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Oops, I was just busy thinking about my last words, so I forgot to make up an excuse.

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I pretended to be stupid, and raised my head with a smile on my face: "Xiuxiu, I...I just want to try this effect, it is said to be very powerful."

"It's so powerful, why don't you try it yourself?" Lu Shixiu asked with a nonchalant smile.

Obviously this person laughed, but I felt a chill down my spine.

At this time, a gust of cold night wind blew in from the window I left by breaking the window, and even the bed curtain swayed a few times, making it even colder and weirder.

I don't know if it's too late to run now, after all, my qinggong is not bad.

But I looked up, if the person chasing me was Lu Shixiu, then I would definitely not be able to run away, and I would probably die even worse if I was caught.

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Lu Shixiu pointed to the bulging backpack behind me: "What's in the bag?"

I hurriedly wrapped my hands behind my back, covered it, and said bravely: "I, if I say that it is food and some quack stuff, do you believe it? Yes, I actually plan to run away from home tonight, and then...then leave I want to see you before I go home, after all, although we are noisy, we have known each other for more than 20 years, but I am afraid that you will take me back if you find out, so... that's why it is like this."

After I finished speaking, I bowed my head in embarrassment, as if it really happened.

In the eyes of Shixiu on the road, I must be extremely wronged.

Come on, I really admire myself so much, the idle books I usually read have finally come in handy.

Lu Shixiu seemed to believe it, his complexion improved, and he pointed to the bag: "Bring it to me to have a look."

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I reluctantly took off the bag and handed it to Lu Shixiu.

I can't understand what's inside, it's all props for assassination tonight.

I said it was a trick of the rivers and lakes, and I didn't know whether Lu Shixiu believed it or not.

Like a prisoner about to go to the execution ground, I waited anxiously for Lu Shixiu's words.

Lu Shixiu opened the bag, picked out the contents one by one, and said while picking out: "Stretchable Sword, Tianyu Scattering Flower Itching Powder, Susu Mabosan, Can't Stop Laughing Dim Sum Pill, Ten Steps One Epilepsy Tang Doudou ..."

After Lu Shixiu finished reading, he chuckled lightly, which frightened me.

I buried my head, wishing I could drill into the ground.

It's over!Lu Shixiu sneered!

Woooooo, am I about to die? Although I want to resist, Dashi is right, I really can't beat Lu Shixiu, so I might as well just lie flat and die happily.

It's a pity that the altar of daughter red I buried may not wait until my daughter is born...

Woohoo, when the time comes, some kind-hearted person will sprinkle some before I erect the monument, so that I can taste it.

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"Why are you crying?" Lu Shixiu asked.

"Who, who's fucking crying! It's you, you're the only one who bullies me every day!"

I didn't cry, I just didn't want to.

Anyway, I was going to be silenced, I was so angry that I danced my hands in front of Lu Shixiu for a long time!

In the end, he caught him, and then he heard him say in a cold voice: "Yanyou, try moving again?"

I immediately froze like a wooden man.

I didn't dare to move because I was afraid of road repairs, I just, I was too tired to move.

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Lu Shixiu: "You want to run away from home?"

I couldn't listen to anything at this time, I just nodded: "Yeah."

Lu Shixiu: "Don't want to stay at home?"

I nodded again: "Yeah."

It's so annoying, if you want to do it, please give me a good time, it's so annoying to ask questions.

Lu Shixiu said "oh" thoughtfully, and pointed to the long black dress I specially chose for him: "Then what is this?"

I secretly glanced at it, had a flash of inspiration, and whispered: "I, I used it in disguise."

"When did your size become the same as mine?" Lu Shixiu asked.

"That's why it's called disguise! Do you understand!" I was annoyed by the question, so I raised my head and said something.

Then when I saw Lu Shixiu's face turned dark, at that moment I felt that I was extremely heroic.

Lu Shixiu raised his hand, and I shrank back subconsciously. Just as I was thinking about how many levels of skill Lu Shixiu was going to use to kill me, the man just patted his head and said, "Come up."

I:? ? ?

"Ok?"

Let me go?

"It's the middle of the night, aren't you sleepy?"

He wasn't sleepy at first, but when Lu Shixiu said that, he felt a little sleepy.

I glanced at Lu Shixiu's bed, and I have to say that Lu Shixiu slept very soundly, even after sleeping, the bed was neat and tidy, and the quilt must be warm.

However, this young master is very reserved, how could he climb other people's bed at will.

Then I stood still, but Lu Shixiu directly pulled me up with brute force.

What a barbarian!

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"Don't move around." After Lu Shixiu finished speaking, he divided the quilt into half for me.

As I expected, the quilt was warm, and I couldn't help but arched down.

So comfortable.

I thought to myself.

Why should I waste such a wonderful night to assassinate Lu Shixiu?

Oh, because of jealousy.

How can this person rank higher than me!

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On one side of my body, I saw Lu Shixiu's appearance up close.

I couldn't help swallowing when I saw it.

Maybe my eyes were too persistent, and Lu Shixiu slapped me and covered them.

"Close your eyes if you want to sleep well, I don't care about things tonight." Lu Shixiu said in a deep voice.

Hearing this, I was overjoyed, and hurriedly closed my eyes, for fear that Lu Shixiu would regret it.

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Under half indifference and half intimidation by Shixiu on the way, I couldn't resist the drowsiness and fell asleep after all.

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The first time to secretly kill an enemy.

failure.

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Not to mention failure.

He also climbed onto other people's beds.

I'm ashamed, I don't deserve to be a killer.