After the fake business, the actor wants to become a regular [Transmigration Book]

Yang Yang stared at all this dumbfounded, like a frightened rabbit, after making sure that the bathroom was really empty, he said weakly: "I won't say it. Just now, thank you."

Yang Yang bowed deeply, and seeing that they were silent, he held the necklace around his neck, raised his hand and put up three fingers, "I swear to God, I will never say anything! Otherwise, Yang Yang will die a terrible death! "

Su Ran narrowed her eyes slightly, and her outstretched hand was as clean and white as porcelain, "Give me this necklace, and I will trust you."

Yang Yang's small face was pale as paper immediately, and he stepped back holding the necklace, cowardly and helpless: "No, there are my grandmother's ashes in here, I can't give it to you, I can give you anything else, Brother Su Ran ,I beg you."

No matter how pitiful Yang Yang looked, Su Ran remained indifferent, and was about to grab it.Yang Yang saw that the necklace pendant would break if he continued to fight, so he let go, but his face was already weeping.

Standing by and watching all this, he felt like an accomplice to bullying on campus, so he couldn't help but say, "Teacher Su."

Su Ran looked sideways at him, her eyes were so cold that they could freeze, "What do you want to say?"

He swallowed his words again, and could only tear off a few strips of toilet paper and hand them to Yang Yang.

***

It is undeniable that Su Ran did the right thing, their real relationship is absolutely impossible to be exposed, Yang Yang is not trustworthy now, being cruel to others is kindness to oneself.

but……

Yang Yang looks so pitiful.

The program team conducted a simple test on their physical fitness, and divided the eight guests into two levels - "tough" and "smart"

The "tough" guests can only choose the "skillful" guests to form a team, and then they will be in pairs for the second and third days of mountain climbing competitions.

The first group to reach the top of Mount Emei can stay in top luxury hotels and enjoy a gluttonous feast.

The treatment of each group of guests decreased sharply downwards, until the last group not only lived poorly, but also had to hike down the mountain.

Both he and Su Ran were classified into the "tough" category, which meant that they were destined to be opponents this time.

As for how to be a team member, the program team will rank the eight guests through today's whole day of games, and the top four will get priority selection. If No.1 chooses No.3, then No.3's selection will be postponed to No.5.

"I will work hard to get the first place, and I will form a team with brother Su Ran!"

"I want to grab Director Fu. He is handsome, humorous, and physically fit. I won't feel bored on the way up the mountain. And as long as I don't hold back, the top two will definitely do it!"

"From what you say, it seems that Director Fu is more cost-effective, and I want to grab Director Fu!"

"Ha, are you already dreaming before the game starts? You guys should figure it out. With the influence of the two of them, we can only be chosen!"

"Dreams still exist, what if they come true!"

"I think Director Fu has been watching Yang Yang, and he might choose Singer Yang."

"Isn't Yang Yang's boyfriend Gu Qinghong? He is here. Director Fu won't choose him. It seems that my competitors are only you!"

The three resident guests chatted together, the host struck a gong, and everyone returned to their seats and sat upright.

Host: "Okay, our first game session is called "Who's Cutting the Vegetables". Each guest will come forward and perform, and everyone can judge according to his expression, one point for a correct guess, and no points for a wrong guess , one point will be awarded for the performers who hide from one person, and three points will be added if they hide from everyone. The order of performances is reversed from the order in which everyone attended today."

Host: "The first performer - Yang Yang."

Yang Yang tugged at his hair, and walked up with a little shyness. After bypassing the baffle, he followed the host's instructions and said, "I'm starting to chop onions now."

He picked up the knife and cut it with a "snap".

"Ah! It's so choking."

A very straightforward performance, so fake that the guests present quickly picked up the question board and began to write the answer.And Gu Qinghong who was behind him even lowered his head and sneered, looked at Yang Yang with a very provocative look, and made a "you can't" gesture to him.

Four of the eight guests present are actors, and the other few are also shrewd game veterans. A soft and ignorant singer like Yang Yang may only be at the bottom of the car. If Gu Qinghong enters the top four but does not choose Yang Yang, that is poor Yang Yang is likely to win the last place in the mountain climbing competition in the next two days, and the result of walking down the mountain.

It's really... so pitiful!

He took out the question board and wrote "True" on purpose, and glanced at Su Ran who was beside him and did the same.Immediately, she felt that the ice sculpture beauty in front of her had a touch of humanity, but the next moment Su Ran suddenly stretched out her wrist, showing Yang Yang the necklace he was wearing around her hand.

Yang Yang's eyes turned red in an instant, holding back tears in front of the camera, and after raising his hand to rub his eyes, the little pearls fell out with a splash.

The movement of cutting vegetables in his hand also slowed down, as if it was extremely difficult.

"Hey, no, the eyes are red, there are really onions!"

"I didn't expect Yang Yang to be able to hold back. If he hadn't touched his eyes just now, I would have been deceived."

"Quickly change quickly, I just took a look at it, brother Ran's writing is true, it is definitely right to follow the actor's writing."

"But Director Fu also wrote the truth, it's not that he's a bad filmmaker."

"It's obvious that his filming is so bad, so it's even more true!"

"Makes sense!"

Host: "Okay, there are still three seconds left, three, two, one...please open the question board. Hey, everyone agrees that Yang Yang is really chopping onions! Before revealing the answer, I want to interview two guests. Gu Qinghong, how did you judge that he really cut the onion?"

Gu Qinghong stretched out the question board with both hands, and smiled contemptuously, "We are old acquaintances, Yang Yang will definitely cry when he is stimulated, and he can't perform things like onions."

Host: "Then I would like to ask Mr. Su Ran, who won the Golden Eagle Award three times, why do you think Yang Yang is chopping real onions?"

Su Ran's slender fingers tapped on the question board, and her voice was clear and sweet, "I know he didn't cut it, but he performed very well. He entered the scene in a second, so I gave him one point. I don't know if Director Fu thinks the same way." ?”

Su Ran looked at him with pursed lips, and he immediately beamed with joy: "Of course, Teacher Su and I have a good understanding, and we will give our cute little Yang Yang four points for free, and Yang Yang Oli will give it to me!"

When the riddle was revealed, all the guests were dumbfounded. Some lamented that "people should not be judged by their appearance", and some complained that "Su Fu and his wife are old guests but they are helping newcomers. It is not kind."

"Hey, don't tell me, I not only want to give points to Yang Yang, I also want to choose him as a partner!" He raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and snapped his fingers at the people behind him, "Gu Qinghong, be careful, I I want to steal someone from you!"

Gu Qinghong's heart skipped a beat, but on his face he pretended to be calm, and replied in a loud voice: "Director Fu, I didn't choose him, I've already chosen him..."

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"

The host beat the gong harshly, and reminded in a low voice: "Guests are not allowed to form an alliance in advance, so as not to cheat in the game, and then discuss the group and directly deduct points."

Everyone shut their mouths tactfully, several people passed by, and finally it was his turn to perform.

He walked to the chopping board, stared at the piece of paper in front of him, and gasped: "This..."

Everyone cast expectant glances at him.

The current situation is that Su Ran is firmly in the first place, Yang Yang is given No.2 by them, and the third and fourth are the permanent guests.Some people have performed fake cutting onions and peppers before. These are irritating gases, as long as they show that they are hot enough.

Then who can tell him...

How to cut octopus?

Performance?

now?

His brain stopped for a few seconds, and then he tried his best to twist his eyebrows into a rope, tested the air with his hand, then retracted suddenly, not afraid of being scolded by the "beep" sound: "Fuck, how is this still alive! "

He looked at everyone in a panic, only Su Ran was smiling in surprise, like a dream, with a slightly approving and doting look in his eyes, and he would be unable to extricate himself for another second...

……

"What is it?"

"Director Fu, tell me quickly! What is it?"

Everyone's exclamation brought him out of Ruanrouxiang. He dabbed some water on purpose, and wiped his forehead seemingly unintentionally, "Octopus? Cuttlefish? I don't know what this thing is called... Anyway, it's that kind..."

The host standing aside glanced at the script: "Octopus, what you cut is octopus."

"Oh, octopus. Tsk tsk tsk..." He continued to frown, writing disgusting words on his face, "How to cut it, it's all sucked into my hand!"

He turned his back and swung his arms. Out of the corner of his eye, someone was already writing on the writing board.

"I've cut a live octopus and it's disgusting and scary."

"It seems to be true. A rich man like Mr. Fu who doesn't touch the spring water must have never done this kind of thing. It makes Mr. Fu disgusted, as if he had eaten bitter melon."

Moderator: "Okay, there are still three seconds left, please show the question board."

Host: "Only our teacher Su Ran wrote [false]. I would like to ask, what does Teacher Su Ran think is wrong?"

Su Ran took the microphone calmly and smiled at him: "Director Fu and I have eaten an authentic Japanese food, including live octopus. His reaction at that time was not that big, and he repeatedly told me to eat Chew up the tentacles and swallow to keep the sucker from getting stuck in your throat."

Host: "Oh, it sounds like Director Fu is very considerate~"

Su Ran smiled: "He has always been like this."

In the end, Su Ran was the only one who guessed right, and he was ranked No.2 after the whole round of the game.

During the intermission, he leaned in front of Su Ran and chatted with him: "Mr. Su, I don't seem to have a Japanese meal with you. Could it be a long time ago?"

Su Ran smiled at him, sure.

"Then how did you guess that I wasn't really cutting it?" He leaned in front of Su Ran, feeling that the fragrance of verbena on his body today was even stronger, and it smelled really good, but after washing himself with that body lotion, although the smell The image is very faint, almost unscented.

Su Ran stretched out her hand to straighten the hexagram brooch on his neckline, and said quietly: "Because the host is subconsciously looking at the script, not the things on your desk."

"Tsk, Mr. Su is sharp. Give me the next round? I want to pick Yang Yang. He will suffer with everyone except you and me."

Su Ran paused with her fingertips, "Fu Xingfeng, did you see Hades in the ICU? Why have you always been doing good deeds since you left the hospital?"

"Hahaha."

He scratched his head unnaturally, didn't intend to answer Su Ran and didn't continue to ask, but just withdrew his hand and looked at him calmly, "Be careful. He is not a straight man Rong Su Yu."

"That's right, it's okay to be friends!" He said and glanced at Yang Yang, "Anyway, he and Gu Qinghong have already broken up, so even if I get on good terms with Yang Yang, it's not considered prying his corner."

Su Ran lowered her head and turned the watch. After adjusting it, it only went back ten seconds, "Yang Yang? You like his watch now?"

The voice was a little cold, as if questioning his taste.

"Hmm...he looks like a piece of toffee, he would be tempted even if he was an attacker, hey, Mr. Su, you were 1 or 0 before!" He propped his chin and tilted his head, wanting to look into Su Ran's eyes and chat with him, The man suddenly stood up and left his seat, his face passing by was as cold as ice.

Are you angry again...

Could it be that Mr. Su wants to be 1 in his heart, but actually keeps doing 0, so he is particularly sensitive on this issue?That's why she was a bit domineering in front of him?

It's so hard to guess the beauty's mind!

He remembered that when he quarreled with Su Ran last time, the stronger he was, the stronger Su Ran would be. It can be said that both parties suffered losses.Instead, he didn't take the initiative to look for it, and Su Ran's anger gradually disappeared.

So Fu Xingfeng decided not to provoke Su Ran for a short time.

The second round of the game will start immediately, and the event is the "leg clamping" competition. "Strong" and "Skillful" compete internally. The No.1 player in each group gets 15 points, the No.2 player gets 10 points, and the No.35 player gets no points.

The current points status is:

Su Ran: 16 points

Fu Xingfeng: 15 points

Yang Yang: 13 points

"Qiao Neng" resident A: 12 points

"Qiao Neng" resident C: 10 points

Gu Qinghong: 9 points

"Strong" resident D: 9 points

"Qiao Neng" resident B: 7 points

In other words, as long as he wins the first place in this group, he can overtake Su Ran by 4 points.

Fu Xingfeng was eager to try, and easily killed the resident guests of the "tough" group. The second round was to pk Gu Qinghong.

"Director Fu, come on! Director Fu is king of legs!"

"Gu Qinghong, don't embarrass our surname Gu, fuck him!"

Su Ran glanced at the passionate guest surnamed Gu, who immediately fell silent.

Fu Xingfeng hummed twice, sat down domineeringly, and waved to Gu Qinghong: "Come on! Let me show you what golden thighs are!"

Gu Qinghong cupped his hands and challenged him: "Director Fu, I'll offend you in a while. Let's start!"

Host: "Okay, get ready, rock paper scissors——Gu Qinghongsheng, choose offense and defense?"

Although he was just defeated, he rolled up his sleeves and yelled nonsense at Gu Qinghong: "Qinghong, if you don't want to have your legs broken by me, you will be held by me honestly."

Gu Qinghong dragged the chair forward three feet, and clamped his legs together like a clam, "Director Fu is too confident, I'm a master at ironing, and my thighs are much wider than yours."

As Gu Qinghong said, he patted his thigh, feeling unwell like a caterpillar crawling all over his body, he immediately opened Gu Qinghong's hand, "I'm starting, don't fret."

"it is good."

Host: "Get ready, start!"

He pushed his legs out, and immediately felt a huge pressure, like a narrow desk and chair restricting his development, no matter how much strength he exerted, Gu Qinghong's legs were still as motionless as a mountain.

Tsk... There are indeed two brushes.

He squinted his eyes and looked at Gu Qinghong, "Qinghong, you are really good when you come up. You belong to that kind of explosive player. It's a pity that you don't choose the attacking side. I, Fu Xingfeng, look thin, but I have lean flesh and strong endurance." , I just need to spend half a minute with you...uh..."

As soon as he spoke, Gu Qinghong's thick legs began to tremble.

He whistled at Gu Qinghong even more provocatively: "Qinghong, guess what the name of this song is, I think it sounds really good!"

What he played was Yang Yang's famous song, and when Gu Qinghong's expression fluctuated, he turned it away instantly.

"Wow! Director Fu is really strong!"

"The legs are thin and strong. I also want to touch Director Fu's flesh."

"Keep your voice down, Brother Ran is staring at you."

Host: "Second round! Fu Xingfeng wins!"

He patted Gu Qinghong on the shoulder, pressed him to stand up, unscrewed the bottle of water and drank the whole bottle while reading the advertisement.After resting for a while, Su Ran also knocked out Gu Qinghong, but it took longer than him.

Now is the final showdown between him and Su Ran.

Several other guests discussed enthusiastically, and some even started betting on points.

"I bet two points that Brother Su Ran will win."

"I also press two points for Brother Ran."

"I beat Director Fu five points!! Brother Su Ran just took a long time to defeat me, and the physical sense is that Director Fu is even stronger!"

"It makes sense, five points for Director Fu! Director Fu must win!"

"We say these are empty words, will the show crew count points? Host!!!"

Host: "This..."

Director Cao Feng in the audience touched his mustache and said loudly: "Yes! Let them count!"

"Then, then I'll score 13 points... Brother Su Ran wins." Yang Yang, who hardly spoke, suddenly raised his hand and said timidly.

what?

Lovely Yang Yang, why is there such a big deviation in your perception of the Sumerians! ?

Those CP fans in the outside world have no brains, so you can't be confused too!

And... don't you know that he and Su Ran are fake couples?

why why! ?Bet all points!

Now he can't wait to send the script to Yang Yang to see, what is Fu Zhagong and what is Su Meishou!

Although slag Gong is scumbag, his physical ability should not be underestimated!Could it be that Su Ran has only a face, a waist, and legs...

Well, that is, it looks good, but it is useless.

Fu Xingfeng inexplicably pushed Su Ran a lot, and found that he was half a head shorter than Su Ran.Unexpectedly, the original owner with a height of 180 is actually a short guy...

He couldn't help but push Su Ran to sit down, only to find that Su Ran was still slightly taller than him.That means that their lower bodies are almost equal in length. As for the height of the lower half...

Waist?Or the neck?

He was comparing, when Su Ran suddenly said, "Director Fu, I'll give you a stone."

"Then I'll make a cloth."

"Okay, I will continue to cast stones."

"Really?"

"Yeah." Su Ran straightened her sleeves, looking calm and breezy, "It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, you just need to tell me whether you want to be the attacker or the defender, even if I win you, I will win you." as you wish."

He rubbed his chin and wondered why Su Ran suddenly became so talkative. It's not been long, didn't he still have a straight face just now?

Oh oh oh!He understands!Su Ran wants to interact with him for business!

Fu Xingfeng grinned, raised his eyebrows at Su Ran, stretched his hands on Su Ran's thighs, leaned forward, and said in a whisper: "Baby, I'm more than enough to attack you, so this time it's you, my legs are Your shackles."

How about it!The lines of labor and management, this posture!

Just say it!To attack or not to attack!

Su Ran smiled lightly, and lifted his chin with one finger. His elegant posture looked like the indistinguishable male and female Avalokitesvara, but those mixed-race eyes made him look like a demon, and his magnetic voice was full of charm. In front of him is a charming fox demon who has been a half-celestial being for thousands of years.

"Ah Xing, I just like your blind self-confidence."

"Su, Suxiao Jiuxin Pill, I can't do it...ah!"

"Eating CP is risky, eat dog food with caution, Xiao Gu, wake up, Xiao Gu!"

"While the show is going, don't block me from watching a good show!"

The host was stunned at this ambiguous first-time friendship, and it took a long time to react, "How are you two getting ready? Get ready-rock-paper-scissors! Alright, Teacher Su Ran wins."

"Are you really out of stone?" He scratched his face in embarrassment.

A hint of disappointment flashed across Su Ran's face, and he pushed his knee indifferently, and forked in, "I'm going to soak, Ah Xing...clamp it tighter."

He frowned, inexplicably feeling a little strange, but still obeyed obediently, and raised his hand to signal the host that he was ready.

Host: "Okay, the last match of the [tough] group, Su Fu's peak duel! Get ready—start!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, he felt a strong push on the inner thighs, like two hands, forcibly breaking his thighs apart, no matter how hard he tried, it would be of no avail.

In a second, he was broken by Su Ran.

What's more, they were completely pushed away by Su Ran, and there was no possibility of them getting together at all.

His legs were stretched until they were numb, Su Ran even pushed him out a little bit, and he tried so hard to keep the wide open position that his legs trembled.

Su Ran crossed her chest and looked at him, her slightly narrowed eyes were full of teasing, as if she was teasing him - clamp!Isn't it possible for you to be patient?

Those who know the current affairs are Junjie, Fu Xingfeng immediately retreated with the stool and raised his hand to signal, "Director, I request that the harsh words I just said be cut."

Cao Feng: "No, we need to ensure the continuity of the picture."

Fu Xingfeng: "Let's show some extras, okay? We are all directors, please help me!"

At the end of the second round of the game, the points ranking has undergone earth-shaking changes:

Su Ran: 16 points + 15 points and 31 points

"Qiao Neng" resident C: 10 points + 15 points + 2 points 27 points

Yang Yang: 13 points + 0 points + 13 points and 26 points

Fu Xingfeng: 15 points + 10 points 25 points

"Qiao Neng" resident B: 7 points + 10 points + 2 points 19 points

"Qiao Neng" resident A: 12 points + 5 points - 5 points 12 points

Gu Qinghong: 9 points + 5 points - 5 points 9 points

"Strong" resident D: 9 points + 0 points 9 points

Moderator: "Okay, now let's go directly to the third and final round of the game - [guess the word]. We will divide everyone into two groups according to permanent and flying, and each group will have a Words, 2-5 words in length, everyone can take turns to ask questions to the other three people, and the other three people can only answer whether or not, after asking questions, they can guess the words on their heads. If they fail to guess correctly, they will be replaced. No. 15 points, No. 25 points, No. 33 points, No. 4 no points."

The difference between No.1 and No.2 is ten, he still has a comeback!

After he cheered himself up, he watched the host successively label Su Ran, Yang Yang, and Gu Qinghong as "verbena", "big white rabbit milk candy", and "Wu Dalang".

Hiss... this span.It's a little big!

Host: "Okay, let's start with Yang Yang, in order."

Yang Yang raised his hand to touch the piece of paper that was bigger than his face, and asked shyly, "Am I five characters?"

He immediately gave a thumbs up: "Smart!"

Gu Qinghong: "Hmph, so you want to guess?"

Yang Yang bit his lip under Gu Qinghong's disdainful eyes, and shook his head.

Su Ran compared the length of the note on her forehead with her fingers, "Is this my personal name?"

"No."

"No."

Su Ran: "Fu Xingfeng?"

Fu Xingfeng: "Huh?"

Everyone shook their heads, and it was only then that he realized that Su Ran was guessing words.And the next Gu Qinghong also imitated Su Ran and drew the length of the note: "So I am a personal name?"

"Correct."

Gu Qinghong: "People from our place?"

Fu Xingfeng: "This is the second question for you. I can ask it next time. It's up to me. Yang Yang, look at me. Is the word above my head related to the words of Teacher Su and Gu Qinghong?"

Yang Yang, who was named, suddenly looked at him, sizing him up with deer-like eyes, then lowered his head shyly, and nodded lightly.

Yang Yang, what is this reflection?Still related to them?

Is it that the top of my head is...

He hesitated for a moment: "Jin Ping Mei?"

"No." Su Ran glanced at him, "My words are plants?"

It's over, Su Ran won't guess right!

"See blue hands?" Su Ran raised her eyebrows.

Damn, isn't this what he put into the chicken soup to poison himself half to death? How could Su Ran guess this.

Tsk tsk tsk, if nothing else happens, the one on his head is either Pan Jinlian or Ximen Qing. There are still two rounds left, and he is about to guess right!

Yang Yang: "Big white rabbit toffee."

What?Guess without asking!

Have you opened your eyes?

He looked at Yang Yang in disbelief, but he didn't expect that he took away No.1.

After two rounds, he still guessed wrong, Su Ran had already won the second place, and he was the only one left to fight with Gu Qinghong.

Three words, people and related...

"vampire!?"

Host: "Congratulations to Director Fu for winning No.3. Now that the three rounds of the game are over, let's take a look at the scores of the guests. The ranking has changed again. Please look at the big screen!"

Yang Yang: 26 points + 15 points and 41 points

Su Ran: 31 points + 5 points and 36 points.

"Qiao Neng" resident B: 19 points + 15 points 34 points

"Qiao Neng" resident C: 27 points + 3 points 30 points

Fu Xingfeng: 25 points + 3 points 28 points

"Qiao Neng" resident A: 12 points + 5 points 17 points

Gu Qinghong: 9 points + 0 points 9 points

"Strong" resident D: 9 points + 0 points 9 points

Host: "Congratulations to our Yang Yang, who has won the first selection qualification..."

His mind is buzzing now, he can't believe that he has changed from the top three to the bottom four!

Ah, no, Yang Yang believed in Su Ran so much just now, and Su Ran held his lifeline, so maybe he would choose Su Ran directly.If that's the case, if Su Ran chose to postpone the opportunity, wouldn't he be himself! ?

……

It doesn't seem right, when it's his turn to choose, the guest "Qiao Neng" BC has already chosen him, and almost 100% of them will choose him!Look at how they are all dressed up, even their nails are colored, and one is wearing high heels. If we go climbing together...

Hey, resident guest A, why are you so disappointing? If you work harder, I will win the first place with you!

Just when he was at a loss, Yang Yang suddenly walked up to him, and took out a big white rabbit toffee from the pocket of his white sweater. His watery eyes were like crystal beads, which were really pretty, "Director Fu Xingfeng, I...I May I choose you?"

Su Ran on the side clenched his fist silently.

The author has something to say: Director: Hello sir, what would you like to drink?Here we recommend our bar special Mojito and Bloody Mary.

Su Ran: Well, give me a bottle of 82-year-old Jiangxi mature vinegar.