Straight male roommate gets gay by beauty

Huh, it's fine if you don't stick out your tongue.

Drunk behavior can't be taken seriously.Maybe he took Luo Han for some pretty girl?Anyway, that guy looks like a sissy...it's normal to be confused after drinking...

During class, Song Tianze was in a daze.

He was really curious about the circumstances under which he kissed Luo Han.

Why can't this broken head remember anything, it's a fucking thing.

"Oh god, it seems that you sobered up quite quickly. How about you, can you still listen to old man Yang's hypnotic teaching? Are you still confused?"

As soon as Ping Zi spoke, he reminded him that Ping Zi was still present at that time!

So he turned his target from his broken head to Ping Zi's broken head: "Hey, did I...do something wicked last night?"

Ping Zi taunted him while typing the code: "You can still remember it. I told you a long time ago that you should not compete with Xu Rui's grandson. If you don't listen, you won't listen. If you insist on drinking those drunks, you will lose like a thief." Ugly! I really don't know how much your self-esteem is worth."

"I, I actually lost??"

"Oh, why not."

"Then, what then?"

"And then I don't know. I went to the toilet and didn't hear what you were talking about. Wait until I come back, okay."

"When you came back... what happened?"

"As soon as I came back, I saw you, a lunatic, grabbing Luo Han and kissing him!"

"??? Am I real or not?"

"All the students from the Quan'ai Society can testify, if you don't believe me, I can bring a few over here."

Song Tianze: "..."

In fact, Ping Zi knew the whole story, but he just wanted to deceive Song Tianze.

"People say that homophobia means being in the closet. I didn't believe it at first, but now..." Ping Zi moved his eyelids and swept him up and down strangely: "Oh, now I think this sentence is very correct."

Song Tianze: "..."

Ping Zi: "I see, you are so fucking gay, stay away from me as soon as possible."

The consequence of saying this was that his arm was almost crippled by Song Tianze, and he almost failed to walk out of the auditorium intact.

Well, next time, don't mess with his big brother, lest he be beaten into a cripple before he gets his graduation certificate.

At twelve noon on Wednesday, Luo Han queued up at window No. [-] of the cafeteria.

One of his favorite dishes in Motobu cafeteria is fried rice with seaweed and caviar.

This window is also very naughty, only every Wednesday at noon will be made by the master, and they are all limited editions, and they will be snatched up if you go there a little later.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of the last class this morning, he rushed out of the studio, passed through the crowds, and sprinted towards the cafeteria at a speed of 1000 meters.

I haven't been able to grab it for three weeks. I beg God to be merciful and let the poor child eat it once, just once.Luo Han prayed desperately in his heart.

Just thinking about the smell makes the saliva uncontrollably secrete.

The time he arrived at window number three could not be considered early or late, but seeing that the queue was already so long, it was entirely up to fate whether he could get in the queue.

——Eighty percent of them won't be ranked.

Can't eat anymore this week.

He doesn't want to accept this reality.

But... There are still so many people behind him who are still in the queue, and he doesn't want to just give up.

If he is lucky today and the master is in a good mood again, how many more copies can he make?

He decided to wait patiently here and take a gamble.

If you can't wait... then go back to the dormitory and give up the remaining slices of bread.

He didn't notice Song Tianze who was standing in front of the line, about five people away from him, but Song Tianze saw him through the glass panel on the window.

He also came to eat fried rice with seaweed and caviar?

Just as Song Tianze was thinking, the line came to him like this.

The master stroked his beard and poked his head out of the small window, "Come here handsome guy, what do you want to eat?"

"Fried rice with seaweed and caviar. Do you have any more, uncle?"

"Here, coincidence, there is the last one left." The uncle turned around and took a plate of steaming fried rice from the kitchen and handed it to him, "Come on, it's ready, it's a bit hot just out of the pan, if you want to eat it, remember to eat it next Wednesday Come again."

"Uh... wait a minute, uncle, can you pack it in a nice packing box for me, the kind that is easy to carry."

"Look at your numbness, the packing box should look better. Why, could it be a gift for your girlfriend?"

"I said, uncle, why are you so gossip, don't ask me?"

The uncle specially picked out a packaging box with a pattern, and packed all the rice, "Hey, come, take it, young man."

"Thank you."

Song Tianze looked around and finally saw a table with two empty seats, so he carefully carried the fried rice, went to the other side to get two pairs of chopsticks, and then walked around to the milk bar to get two bowls of hot free soup.

As soon as the person in front of Luo Han left, he became nervous, "Master, do you still have fried rice with caviar and seaweed?"

"Oh, I don't have this one! Why don't you eat something else? I also have hand-rolled noodles fried with meat sauce, hand-rolled noodles with tomato and beef, or..."

Although he could predict this ending, when he actually found out that the fried rice was sold out, Luo Han was still deeply disappointed.

He forced a smile to the master, "No need, master... thank you."

"If you want to eat next week, remember to come earlier, it's okay."

"Um……"

He didn't eat the fried rice with caviar and seaweed.

Let's go back and eat some bread...

Luo Han sighed in disappointment, put his bag on his back and prepared to leave the cafeteria.

Just when he was unable to react at all, an arm was suddenly strangled by the front of his neck, leading him back with big strides.

To be precise, he was led by an oncoming psychopath, and retreated back again and again.

When he looked up, he saw that psychopath wearing a shiny earring on his right ear and chewing on a green arrow.

"Song Tianze, what are you doing? Where did you come from? Why... no, where are you taking me?"

Song Tianze didn't answer immediately, but pulled him to the empty table, opened the seat for him, pressed his shoulders to let him sit down, and then pulled the opposite chair to sit down.

Luo Han was a little confused by his series of operations, "What's wrong with you again?"

Song Tianze put one hand behind his back, the other hand clenched into a fist, stretched out in front of him, "Look, I will show you a magic trick."

Luo Han shrank back in reflex, then stared blankly at his fist.

……what the hell?

"Don't blink, I'll set off a firework for you first."

Luo Han listened to his words in a strange way.

He saw the fist wave twice in front of his face, and then suddenly spread his five fingers upwards.

"Quick! It's now, bow your head."

As soon as Luo Han lowered his head, he saw a square box with a very cute appearance.

Song Tianze folded his arms on the table, raised his voice, and said in a witch's tone: "The magic has taken effect, quickly open it and have a look."

You won't make some moths to trick him, right?

Luo Han dubiously opened the top cover——

It is his favorite fried rice with caviar and seaweed.

Luo Han's pupils doubled in size instantly.

After repeated confirmation, he raised his head and met Song Tianze's smile.

"Isn't it gone? You...how did you get it?"

"Of course I asked the witch." Song Tianze rested his chin and started talking nonsense, "I counted, today there is a poor little baby who has been waiting in line for a long time and still hasn't eaten fried rice with caviar and seaweed. I think the little baby It was so pitiful, so I pleaded with the witch, I said, Mrs. Witch! For his poor sake, give him a bowl of fried rice with caviar and seaweed! Mrs. Witch has a good eye, seeing that the person who begged for him is so handsome, Hey! He gave me a bowl right away! Hey, tell me, tell me, how can there be such a kind-hearted messenger like me in the world~”

Without saying a word, Luo Han listened to the outrageous reasons he made up word for word, then took a big mouthful with a spoon and put it in his mouth.

In an instant, he felt that there was nothing happier in this world than eating fried rice with seaweed and caviar.Happiness is as simple as that.

Song Tianze just kept staring at him while holding his chin, and did nothing.

In fact, Luo Han was used to fighting against him, and he was still very uncomfortable with this change in his attitude.As for Song Tianze, since he convinced himself, his life has become brighter.

Although Luo Han is gay, he is not the gay person.Besides being gay, Luo Han can deal with this person: he has a good-looking face, he is tolerant and generous, and his reaction after being teased is cute, like a cat.Why bother to find unhappiness for yourself every day, why bother to be so desperate!

If he can let go of past suspicions and is really willing to be Song Tianze's younger brother, then he should treat his younger brother well!

After all, how could he have such a considerate and good-looking younger brother!The few around him are even more frustrated than that brat Ping Zi!Not worthy of his boss' looks!

So how can we make him forget the previous suspicion?Of course you have to treat him well!

It would be a great honor to be able to bring such a good-looking younger brother!

The logic is perfect.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it would work.

While eating, Luo Han glanced at his face intermittently, "What... what did you have for lunch?"

"Me? Ha, my lunch is much richer than yours. I'm stuffed to death. There are garlic lobster, small fish pancakes, secret chicken chops, braised lion head, crystal bird's nest, and..."

Before he finished blowing, his stomach yelled a long string of notes for nothing.

Luo Han couldn't stop laughing.

This person, the brain and the body are always on opposite channels.

Luo Han shook his head, and went to the side to get a new spoon and a new bowl for him, "Here, eat with me, you are so pitiful."

Song Tianze remembered that Luo Han had a slight obsession with cleanliness.

The corner of his mouth curled up, pretending he didn't see any new spoons or bowls, he snatched the spoon that Luo Han had brought to his lips, and put it into his own mouth, "Tsk, it smells so good."

"You..." Luo Han watched helplessly as the spoon was squeezed clean by him, and his brows were slightly tightened, "...Forget it, I'll give you that one, I'll use a new one."

Although Song Tianze achieved his goal, he felt very upset, "You still dislike me, don't you?"

"Well, disgusted."

"Tch, I've even kissed you before, but you still despise my saliva, what are you being so pretentious..."

Upon hearing this, Luo Han was so frightened that he immediately got up and covered his mouth, "Fuck, why are you talking so loudly! Shut your mouth!"

Song Tianze moved his hand away and gave him a smirk, "What's the matter? Why don't you tell me? I'm going to say it," he deliberately increased the volume: "Luo-han-qiang-kiss-my Mmmmmmm..."

Luo Han forced the ball of toilet paper into his mouth, squeezed his upper and lower lips, "If you dare to say another word, I will tear your mouth apart! Do you hear me?"

Song Tianze pretended to be obedient and nodded his head like pounding garlic, and when Luo Han relaxed a little, he immediately spat out the ball of paper, "Hey, small sample." Taking the opportunity to poke his dimples, he smiled meanly, "Hurry up and eat , If you don’t eat it, it will be cold, you can’t disappoint the witch’s good intentions, or she won’t want to take care of you next time.”

After Song Tianze finished speaking, he pushed away the chair and stood up from his seat.

"you are leaving?"

"That's right, go back and eat the rotten bread on the table."

"Why, why didn't you eat with me?"

"I'm afraid you don't have enough food, so I won't compete with you." Song Tianze reached out and patted his forehead, "You should eat more long meat with your malnourished body."