Straight male roommate gets gay by beauty

"Cute?" Song Tianze pointed to his nose with an incredulous expression on his face, "How can you be so cute, cut."

Being praised by Luo Han in this situation, he didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.

Maybe you should be sad, grass.Luo Han was so indifferent to him, how could he praise him sincerely, if he really thought he was cute, then he would go to burn incense and worship Buddha.

"Okay, don't be angry," Luo Han said calmly, "In short...thank you for your kindness, I will tell the proprietress to quit later, and I will think of other ways when I go back."

"Oh no, you are so good at painting, can't you earn a lot of money by receiving a manuscript? Do you think it's suitable for a big artist to come here and be a milk tea brother, Mrs. Nanmo? I found that you really don't know how to settle accounts, Fool."

Luo Han was really surprised to hear this name from his mouth.

"How...how do you know my pen name?"

Song Tianze suddenly realized that he had slipped the tongue, and his expression was stunned, "Just... there are messy manuscripts in your circle of friends, and your signature is on the manuscripts, isn't it just... called Nanmo, I know it's not normal."

Fortunately, he has a quick mind, and he passed it so smoothly, he admires himself.

Luo Han lowered his head in thought.

That is to say, Song Tianze already knew his pen name. That night he just posted on Weibo that he wanted to drink succulent grapes, and he bought succulent grapes as soon as he opened his eyes... Anyway, this is too coincidental, Song Tianze It's not the roundworm in his stomach, how can he know it so accurately?

Luo Han raised his head and asked tentatively: "Song Tianze, have you...followed my Weibo?"

At that time, there was only one word in Song Tianze's mind: Damn.

……fine!Even if Luo Han knew that he followed his Weibo, he didn't necessarily know that Song Tianze was the cute pig 12138!Anyway, Luo Han can't find his account along the network cable, as long as he is thick-skinned enough, he won't admit it even if he is beaten to death!

"I, I'm just bored," Song Tianze rubbed the back of his neck guiltily, "I accidentally found your Weibo, so I just looked at it casually... that's all."

"Let me guess, isn't your name cute pig 12138?"

Song Tianze had another word in his mind: grass.

Grass!How on earth did he guess it!Where did it show its feet? !Didn't he just say those rainbow skins like those fans? ?So you can guess that he is the cute pig 12138? ?

Luo Han seemed to see through his thoughts, and explained: "Although the fans are very enthusiastic, but this account is the same as you, and likes to post kaomoji. I'm still wondering why this fan's chat habits are so similar to Song Tianze's."

This is fucking embarrassing.

A thick-skinned person like Song Tianze actually started to feel embarrassed at this moment.

Understood, he will re-open a Weibo account when he goes back, and he will not post facial expressions if he is killed!

If you send out more facial expressions, he, Song Tianze, is a pig!

Luo Han pushed Yangzhi Ganlu towards him again, "Drink it quickly, it will be hot if you don't drink it."

"Don't drink."

"Don't waste it, I'll drink it myself." Luo Han pursed his mouth, and took a couple of sips of the poplar nectar.

Song Tianze was not in the mood to drink milk tea at first, and he didn't care about the 2300 he spent, but when he thought that this was the milk tea that Luo Han took the time to make for him, he still snatched the milk tea, reluctantly Hold the thick straw, "Hey, you just said thank you, it was just a verbal thank you."

Luo Han smiled, "Then what do you want?"

"I want bobo milk tea with mashed taro, no mashed taro, no milk tea."

Luo Han shook his head, "Not for sale."

"That won't work," Song Tianze turned his face away, pointing to his left cheek, "Hey, go here."

"Unreasonable trouble."

"Tch, you are such a cheapskate, you can die with a poke, it's not like you haven't poked before."

"You are a straight man, Song Tianze." Luo Han reminded him solemnly.

"Hey, what's wrong with my straight man? Do you look down on straight men? Why can't straight men give up?"

Luo Han was completely defeated.

Forgive him for really not being able to understand the brain circuits of straight men, really not.

Never can.

Luo Han shook his head again, "...I can't reason with you."

"If you don't have a theory, you don't have a theory. Anyway, I'm an activist, and I don't do so much nonsense."

Song Tianze acted as he said, he stretched his arms boldly, lightly touched Luo Han's fingers with his fingers, and then hooked his fingertips from below, playing with them like playing piano keys.

Luo Han shrank back reflexively, "What are you doing?"

Song Tianze grabbed his hand back cheekily, and rubbed the back of his white hand with the pulp of his thumb, "Don't let Bo hold the hand assembly. Don't let this hold, brother's heart is broken by you gone."

Luo Han's cold fingertips felt hot from his caress.

My face is also hot.

In the cognition of this straight man, it is normal for friends to do these things, right? ?

Why can't there be a sense of boundaries?The half-meter that I promised before was all a fart? ?

Luo Han couldn't let him go on like this, he pulled his hand back forcefully, stood up, "...I'm going back, you can go too."

The moment he stood up, Song Tianze saw the small hole in the cuff of his sweater.

He frowned, took Luo Han's hand, and led him away from the milk tea shop.

"?? Wait a minute! What are you going to do again, let me go!"

"Hush, don't talk, go somewhere with brother."

Song Tianze dragged him to a famous genuine sports brand store, the kind that would cost four figures for any piece of clothing.

The lady clerk bowed politely, "Hi two handsome guys, please come inside."

Song Tianze took Luo Han, waved his hand, and pointed to the row of sweaters on the right, sweeping from beginning to end, "This row, take one of each item."

"OK, just a second."

No matter how Luo Han struggled, Song Tianze pushed him into the fitting room just like that, throwing clothes into it one by one for him to try.He himself was sitting on the sofa facing the fitting room, with his legs crossed, as if he was a domineering boss.

Luo Han was really dumbfounded.

What kind of ancient earthy bridge is this? !

What the hell is the overly greasy Boss really addicted to acting, right? ?

Seeing that there was no movement inside for a long time, Song Tianze got up and leaned against the door, and knocked lightly, "Change quickly, if you don't change, you won't be allowed to go out."

Luo Han: "You..."

Forget it, I can't beat him again, so why compete with him.

Anyway, the one surnamed Song is definitely going to let him change, what will be the result of the competition?Can it grow wings and fly out of the fitting room?

Song Tianze was sitting outside waiting until Erlang's legs were almost numb, when he finally heard the door open——

Pink sweater.

Song Tianze nodded in satisfaction, "Next one."

The next one is a sky blue sweater.

Song Tianze clapped his hands excitedly.

Another black one.

White……

The last one is dark green.

When Luo Han came out, Song Tianze's eyes were staring straight at him.

Although Luo Han's skin is cold and fair, and the colors match the previous ones are very beautiful, but Song Tianze dares to swear that wearing dark green on Luo Han's body is like a fairy descended from the world, no one can match it.

He couldn't help but stepped forward and pinched Luo Han's shoulders, and took a good look at it from a close distance, "Oh, fuck it, I can't do it, this one is too good-looking, it looks so good no matter how you wear it, baby!"

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help poking him on the face.

Oops, I was finally poked by him, but he was so hungry.

A few shop assistants were going crazy beside him, only Luo Han's face was longer than a donkey's and blacker than black charcoal.

"You!" Luo Han stared at him, and wiped his face in disgust, "You...you are so fucking shameless!"

"Face? What is that, can it be eaten? Come here, give me a bite and taste it."

Luo Han was so angry that he directly covered his face with the sweater in his hand.

Song Tianze sniffed the sweater vigorously.

Luo Han only wore it once, and the sweater was covered with Luo Han's smell, but it smelled so good, it was simply a heavenly fragrance.

"Wrap this all in dark green and sky blue and pink."

"Okay sir, the total is 4890 yuan, is the payment by Alipay?"

"Well, scan this code, right?"

"correct."

"Song Tianze, you are really sick, right?" Luo Han grabbed his wrist, and smiled dryly at the clerk, "I'm sorry, we won't buy it, so don't listen to him."

"What happened to my money? I can't make decisions about my own money anymore? What's the point of buying you two clothes? I'm going to buy you shoes and hats later, and what are you doing?" The schoolbag also looks old..."

"Song Tianze!"

Luo Han felt that he could no longer reason with him.

He really wanted to pry open Song Tianze's head and take a good look at what was inside!

Luo Han looked really angry.

Song Tianze thought about it for a while. His behavior might indeed be a little too much, and he didn't consider Luo Han's feelings.

Although his original intention was very simple, he wanted to replace his clothes with new ones when he saw them torn, and wanted to pay for them without saying a word because he looked good, without any other impurities.

But maybe Luo Han...would think too much?Do you think you are insulting him with money?

Judging by this embarrassing and indignant expression, it's probably true.

Song Tianze licked his lips in embarrassment, put down the wrapped bags one by one, leaving only a dark green sweater in his hand, "Then, just take this one, and don't want the others. This one looks really good on you, please, let me buy it for you."

Luo Hanli ignored him, turned around and left without turning his head.

Wanting to please Luo Han is really the most difficult thing in the world.

After returning, Luo Han ignored him again.

He felt that it was too difficult for him.

He doesn't like playing guitar and singing for Luo Han, he doesn't like buying clothes and shoes for Luo Han, he still doesn't like serving him in the bathroom when he feels comfortable.

Can anyone tell him what went wrong...

At night, he lay on the bed, opened WeChat and patted Luo Han, trying to test if he was asleep now.

[Basketball]: poke the dimple

[Basketball]: Are you asleep?

Luo Han originally didn't want to return, but he was afraid that if this person kept sending him messages at night, the phone's notification tone would keep disturbing him and prevent him from getting a good night's sleep.

[Our Xiao Han Han]: Song Tianze

[Our Xiaohanhan]: Don't you want me to live a peaceful life?

[Our little Hanhan]: Why are you so idle every day?

[Our little Hanhan]: I beg you to find another person to toss

[Our Xiaohanhan]: I really can't bear it

[Our Xiaohanhan]: I just want to keep a distance from you, why are you so rascal?I do not understand

[Our Xiaohanhan]: I really don’t need you to help me buy some clothes, shoes, milk tea

[Our Xiaohanhan]: Please save this money for your family, your future wife and children.Parents' money is never brought by strong winds, please don't waste it on unnecessary people, can you?

[Our family Xiaohanhan]: Also, I am a man, I am an adult, I can make money by myself, even if I have no money, I don’t need you, poor young master

[Our family Xiaohanhan]: Go to sleep quickly, don’t send me any more messages, I want to rest, I still have class tomorrow, unlike you, you can take the first place in any class without listening

[Our Xiaohanhan]: Stay away from me

[Our little Hanhan]: I beg you

Song Tianze turned off the phone, hugged Xiong Xiong and closed his eyes with restraint.

It hurts so much.

So sad.

so hard.

It would be great if Luo Han was always as soft as that night.

Why not.

He was so sad that he pulled the cotton out of Xiong Xiong, but he still couldn't sleep.

no!Heartbreak only lasts for a second!When he woke up the next day, he was still that thick-skinned Song Tianze, who hated Luo Han as much as he wanted, Luo Han really didn't know what to do, he had already said all the cruel things he could say, And he wasn't as soft-hearted as before.

Maybe Song Tianze's hit is his nemesis.

It was the peak season for hot springs, so the headquarters and several departments in the East District jointly organized class activities, and decided to soak in the hot springs in Dongcheng.

It just so happened that the four of them were arranged on a bus, plus other people who were not familiar with them, so they naturally rushed to sit together.

Luo Han has a heart, and specially sits next to He Xiaonuo.

But before the two had a chat, He Xiaonuo was dragged to the seat inside by Li Hang, "Come here, you fat man!"

"Fuck Li Hang, why are you pulling me again? Are you jealous that I have a good relationship with Xiao Hanhan?"

"Stop talking nonsense to me! Come and exchange feelings with me, I miss you."

The empty seat next to Luo Han was quickly filled by Song Tianze.

Luo Han felt extremely irritable.

"Sitting for so long, your legs must be sore. Come on, let me rub it for you." After saying that, Song Tianze lifted one of his legs and put it on his own.

Luo Han who just sat down for 2 minutes: "..."

Seeing this scene, He Xiaonuo, who was a bit dull, also had a little doubt: "No, why do I look at Song Tianze's behavior like licking a dog?"

"Hey, the fat man is finally smart." Li Hang stroked the little fat man's sparse hair in relief. "Let's just say, you can be more confident and remove the word 'like'."

"Fuck! I see it clearly, Song Tianze is a licking dog! He has nothing to do with a licking dog! Huh, I don't want to play Xiaohang with a licking dog!"

Li Hang hugged the little fat man dotingly, "Good boy."

The bus arrived at the stop, Luo Han pushed away Song Tianze and got off first, Song Tianze followed closely behind, "Hey Luo Han, wait for me, don't go alone, what if another pervert follows you."

Luo Han finally glanced back at him, "Apart from you, who else is abnormal here?"

Song Tianze: "..."

The hall was crowded with more and more people. Besides the students of University E, there were also many tourists from other places. Song Tianze was only trying to get an ID card at the front desk, but Luo Han was submerged in the crowd and could not see anyone.

This made him flustered, and he grabbed his ID card and was about to go to other places to find someone, but the lady at the front desk sternly stopped him: "Hey, what are you doing, where are you going before the face recognition is finished? Come back and finish it! "

Song Tianze had no choice but to complete the face recognition in an irritable mood, picked up his ID card and hurried to find someone.

In the blink of an eye, he couldn't even see an acquaintance, and Luo Han also became anxious.

The place is surrounded by mountains and the signal is extremely poor. Luo Han couldn't get through to the three of them.

Along with them was Xu Rui, whom Song Tianze hated the most.

In the vast sea of ​​people, the only person Luo Han knew was him.

Although he knew that Song Tianze was at odds with him, at least he knew that they were in the same profession.

Xu Rui also saw Luo Han.

Luo Han: "Hello classmate, have you seen Song Tianze?"

Xu Rui paused and said, "Oh, I see, are you going to find him?"

Luo Han: "Really? Where is he?"

Xu Rui: "I seemed to see him on the mountain with a fat boy when I went out to get some fresh air."

Luo Han: "On the mountain?"

Xu Rui: "Yes, just follow my hand and look at that mountain."

What are Song Tianze and He Xiaonuo doing on the mountain?Why don't you go soak in the hot springs and go out to see the scenery?

Luo Han: "...All right, thank you."

Xu Rui didn't see it at all, he just said it casually.

Being alone outside without familiar people around made Luo Han feel very bad.

He should have waited for the three of them just now, but he didn't think too much about getting rid of Song Tianze, so now he's on the order.

Luo Han believed Xu Rui's words, walked out of the hall through the exit of the back door, and climbed up the mountain from the trail on the edge.

Now it was mostly dark, and the mountain was full of darkness, and occasionally two insects could be heard.

This is exactly where Xu Rui pointed out just now. If Song Tianze and the others were here, they could only climb up this bumpy path.

But he couldn't see anyone.

His heart pounded.

Nothing will happen to them, right? !

"Song Tianze! Xiao Nuo! Li Hang! Where are you? Are you here?"

The more Luo Han thought about it, the more frightened he became. In the end, he didn't know where he had gone, and there was nothing but black trees and weeds around him.

The air here was as cold as an ice cellar. Luo Han lost all strength while walking, his feet were soft, and he sat down against a big tree.

Only now did he realize how stupid he was. Not only could he fail to save them, but he also put himself in it.

Song Tianze almost turned the lobby, all the hot springs and saunas upside down, but he couldn't find Luo Han. He was about to go crazy, and he went to the lobby to use a loudspeaker and shouted everywhere: "Excuse me, does anyone see a man in a white sweater?" , about 1.8 meters tall, a particularly good-looking boy? Has anyone seen where he went?"

Those people shook their heads at him.

"You mean the boy who also came to the love society meeting last time?"

Song Tianze was already in a state of madness. He grabbed Xu Rui by the collar and threw him to the ground, "Where is Luo Han! If you know, don't you dare to tell me, I'll kill you!"

Xu Rui raised his hands, "I'm not sure, he should...probably...maybe...on that mountain? I don't know, I seem to have seen him wandering there an hour ago."

Li Hang: "No way... I just read the warning notice. It seems that a typhoon has landed in Dongshan today..."

Song Tianze immediately stood up from the ground, and told He Xiaonuo and Li Hang in advance: "You go find someone in advance, and if I don't come back within two hours, hurry up and save me."

"You want to go up the mountain alone?? No, it's too dangerous, you can't go, wait until I find someone first..."

"It's too late." Song Tianze quickly put on his coat, "I must find Luo Han immediately!"

Luo Han sat against the tree for an hour, and was so cold that he almost lost his intuition from head to toe.

Another hour and he'd probably be dead.

He is really stupid.

It's useless to scold yourself now.

Are you going to die like this?

I will never see my father, mother, Xiao Nuo, Li Hang, Zhao Ming, and...

"Luo Han! Where are you?! Luo Han! Can you hear me? Where are you?!" With a flashlight on, Song Tianze climbed up the same trail, his throat was almost torn, and he started coughing after shouting a few words .

The higher you go, the lower the temperature, and the stronger the wind.

Luo Han was about to faint from the cold, but the remaining consciousness pulled him back.

He vaguely heard someone calling him.

This is the only chance to survive, he raised his hand with all his strength, "I, here..."

Fortunately, Song Tianze's flashlight shined on his arm.

Song Tianze pushed aside a pile of grass and branches, and finally found the person he was thinking of.

Luo Han's face was pale, and he looked like he was dying.

"Luo Han!" Song Tianze rushed over and knelt beside him, holding him in his arms.

Luo Han opened his eyes in a daze, and his voice was weak: "Song..."

"It's me, I'm here." Song Tianze gently stroked his hair, held his face in his hands, his eyes were full of distress, "I'm sorry, I should have followed you all the time, I shouldn't have lost you."

"You... you're still alive, it's good to be alive."

"What nonsense are you talking about? How could I have something to do, but you yourself, what are you doing on the mountain? Just because you don't want to see me? Do you hate me to this extent?"

Luo Han didn't have any energy to explain to him at all, and it would be meaningless to explain at this time.

"Brother Song, I'm so cold, I might...be dying soon, get out quickly, and leave me alone..."

"What nonsense are you talking about! Even if I die, you are not allowed to die for me! Do you hear me!"

Song Tianze unbuttoned his coat, unbuttoned the shirt inside, and took off layer by layer from the inside to the outside, until there was nothing left on his upper body, and then wrapped Luo Han up one by one.

"You... you're crazy... you, put on your clothes..."

"I'm antifreeze, don't worry about me, I won't die no matter what."

In fact, he had already frozen his bones as soon as he took off one piece. This broken mountain is really fucking cold.

Even if he took off all his clothes and gave them to Luo Han, it was useless, Luo Han was still so cold that he couldn't see any blood on his face.

At this time, Song Tianze touched the pocket of his trousers and found that he was carrying a lighter.

Song Tianze squeezed Luo Han's shoulders to force him to wake up, "Listen Luo Han, there will be a typhoon here tonight, we can't leave yet, Li Hang and the others will find someone to rescue us. I brought a lighter, and I will pile up branches right away Light the fire. Now, take off all your upper body clothes."

"what are you saying……"

"Stop talking nonsense, life matters."

Song Tianze knew that he was weak, so he directly helped him take off his clothes layer by layer, exposing his snow-white carcass in front of him.

The two were naked, leaning on the fire to keep warm.

Song Tianze hugged Luo Han vigorously, let him lie on his shoulders, and held his hands in his palms, so that the skin of ice and fire was tightly pressed against each other.

"Brother... just in case..."

"Bah, what's in case, nothing in case. I absolutely can't let you have an accident."

"……elder brother."

This cry was very light, but it seemed that Luo Han had exhausted all his strength.

Song Tianze turned his face away and looked at him quietly.

When the four eyes meet, dots of flames are dancing in Luo Han's pupils.

Song Tianze held his breath, clenched Luo Han's hand, and lowered his head to kiss his lips.

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