I didn't fish, but the actor is really fragrant
Chapter 069
Aqiu's mother just overestimated the food intake of Jian Ningyi and Qi Yu, both Jian Ningyi and Qi Yu worked hard, but there was still some noodles left.
Before parting, Jian Ningyi explained to Ah Qiu that he would come to play with him tomorrow.
They will stay in this small village for the next week, and they will see each other when they look down. Anyone who yells at the head of the village to let the family members who do farm work come back for dinner can be heard at the end of the village.
Regardless of whether their own food is cooked or not, people who are busy in the fields are rushing home with hoes and baskets on their backs.
Real communication depends on walking, and communication depends on roaring.
Jian Ningyi and Qi Yu left Aqiu's house and returned to their two-story attic after eight o'clock, and the live broadcast room closed at nine o'clock.
At the end of the day, Jian Ningyi sweated a lot. He glanced at the videographer who followed him everywhere, and asked Qi Yu:
"Mr. Qi, do we have to stay after nine o'clock?"
Qi Yu took out the honey from the hat and asked, "What do you want to do?"
Jian Ning said, "Take a bath."
Climbing up from the foot of the mountain, exercising is also tiring. Jian Ning intends to wash and go to bed early, but during the live broadcast from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, the live broadcast cannot be left open.
Qi Yu asked Jian Ningyi to go first, he didn't have to worry about the live broadcast, and he didn't react until he finished speaking:
"Is there hot water at home?"
Jian Ning said: "?"
The two looked at each other, walked towards the toilet on the first floor together, pushed open the door, there was only a squat pit inside, a nail was driven into the wooden wall, and a supermarket plastic bag was hung on it, containing a roll of unopened toilet paper.
On the other side was a plastic bucket filled with clean water and a plastic scoop.
It can be seen that the toilet has been carefully cleaned by the program team. There is no dirt or peculiar smell. There are also two pots of green pothos, which are growing well and the vines are very long, almost hanging down to the ground.
But a clean toilet can't change the fact that there is no water heater, not even a faucet.
The two came out, and Qi Yu asked the staff:
"Is there no hot water?"
The staff, who already knew what they wanted to do, sent them four plastic vats and a few pots:
"Being self-sufficient in the village, you need to boil hot water yourself. There is a big pot in the kitchen, so save some money. If you mix a pot of hot water with cold water, you can wash your hands."
"One pot is not enough to burn two pots."
Jian Ning said: "?"
Qi Yu glanced at the small toilet and asked, "Where do I take a shower?"
The staff pointed to another door covered by a cloth curtain: "Pigsty."
Qi Yu and Jian Ning said: "?"
It was agreed that food and lodging would be included, but it was fine if they had to rub the villagers for the meal, and it was not a problem to boil the hot water by themselves, but to take a bath in the pigsty? ?
Jian Ningyi's expression changed instantly, with an unbelievable look on her face: "Aren't the pigs here courting people?"
[Hahahahahahaha I laughed so loudly. 】
【Pig: I don't flirt, just take it off. 】
[Too bad, too bad, the program group is too bad, I like it. 】
[The pigsty hahahaha male god's filter shattered all over the place. 】
[Please be sure to broadcast live the scene of the two taking a bath in the pigsty, I can pay for it! 】
[God damn pigs don't love people hahaha. 】
【My most anticipated plot has appeared! 】
[I just went to watch the other two live broadcast rooms. Gu Xiang's group has the best conditions, unlimited hot water supply, and tiles in the bathroom. I'm so envious. 】
[Qiao Xinsi and Qin Bing are the worst, the toilet is still ventilated, half open, and they are cede land for compensation, so the director team can repair the toilet. 】
[Compared to Qiao Yinghou's group, Brother Qi and Jane, you are all satisfied hahahahaha. 】
Qi Yu couldn't imagine himself taking a bath in the pigsty, and there were pigs staring at him naked beside him, and he didn't want Jian Ning to be seen by the pigs, so he said to Jian Ning:
"How about you bear it?"
Jian Ningyi couldn't tell which was more unacceptable, sweating for seven days without taking a bath or taking a bath in a pigsty, so she paused for a few seconds before slowly opening her mouth:
"... This tolerance is seven days?"
Seeing the wonderful expressions of the two, the director knew that they had misunderstood, so he thoughtfully explained:
"Don't worry, the owner of this house is old and hasn't raised pigs for several years. The pigsty has been empty for several years, and there will be no pigs to support you."
The pigsty is also built with wood hanging in the air, and there is a gap in the middle of each flat plank, which is very convenient for washing. The cesspool dug below is the main source of fertilization for the land at ordinary times.
The pigsty was also cleaned by the program team. Jian Ningyi and Qi Yu opened the curtain and looked at the pigsty. There were no big fat pigs waiting to be slaughtered, and there were no whimpering piglets. If you don’t look down , the conditions are not bad.
Even if you lower your head, you can't see anything clearly in the darkness below.
Probably guessing too badly in his heart, Jian Ningyi and Qi Yu looked at each other when they suddenly saw the clean pigsty, and they both saw compromise and...
Fortunately.
Fortunately, there is no need to bathe with pigs.
When entering the house, Jian Ningyi saw the well next to the house. He thought that he and Qi Yu would have to pick up the cold water. Fortunately, the program crew was not too devilish, so they told them that they could just pump the water——
In the kitchen, there is a water tank made by masons with big stones, and a water pump that looks old is covered with plastic film.
Qi Yu has never seen this kind of water pump, and Jian Ningyi studied it around for a few minutes but couldn't see the switch, and finally turned to the program team for help.
The director took 'None of this? ' walked to the side of the water tank with a disdainful breath, and then raised his hand——
Gently tug on a pull cord on the wall.
'Boom...'
The water pump immediately made a loud roar, and the body trembled slightly. Jian Ningyi's eyes widened: "It's that simple?"
The director is proud: "Now is a society with advanced technology."
Jian Ning nodded, and looked at Qi Yu happily: "Mr. Qi, it will be convenient for us to use water in the future."
Qi Yu pointed to the water pump that only thunders but never rains and asked the director, "How long does it take for the water to come out?"
The director vowed: "Soon, the water pump will have to react for a while, and it will be fine when the water pressure comes up, at most 2 minutes."
The two of them guarded the noisy water pump, waiting for the cool well water to spew out from the water pipe.
2 minute passed, 3 minutes passed, 4 minutes...
Jian Ningyi's ears were filled with the sound of rumbling machines, but she didn't see a drop of water.
Jian Ningyi and Qi Yumu looked at the director with blank faces.
The director also wondered why the forward swing of the water pump was so long. He turned it on and off and tried it again, but still no drop of water came out.
The director frowned seriously: "Is the water pump broken or the water pump fell off?"
Living in the city since he was a child, the director has never used this old-fashioned water pump, so he had to ask the neighbors for help.
After the fellow came, he turned on the switch, scooped up a bowl of water from the bottom of the tank, skillfully poured it into the hose of the water pump, and told everyone:
"It needs to be given some water to drink."
The fellow poured a bowl of water, and after a few seconds, the water pump started to spit water intermittently.
After the water came out smoothly and coherently, the villagers reminded them that the water was a bit muddy at the beginning, and it would take a while for the water to become clear before they could drink it.
After all this tossing, by the time Jian Ningyi and the others had boiled a pot of water, the time for today's live broadcast had already arrived.
In the midst of the "don't want it", the director mercilessly closed the live broadcast room of the three guests, and at the same time, the live broadcast of the fixed camera in the guest's house started.
Qi Yujian prefers that their fixed live broadcast camera is in the corridor, and the screen can only see the corridor stairs and half of the lobby, and the rest of the area cannot be seen, but when the voice is louder, the audience in the live broadcast room can still hear it.
Therefore, the audience who moved to the fixed-camera live broadcast room heard the following dialogue:
Jian Ningyi: Do you wash first or should I wash first?
Qi Yu: Go ahead, wash up and go to bed early.
Jian Ningyi: OK.
Qi Yu: Go inside and take off your clothes. It's cold outside. Don't catch a cold. If you don't have enough water, tell me and I'll bring it to you.
Jian Ningyi: That's enough, I'll save some, or you won't have enough later.
Qi Yu smiled: You don't need to live so carefully, the hot water with Teacher Qi is still enough.
After a pause, it was still Qi Yu's voice:
Originally, I forced you here to let you travel and relax, but in the end it made you and me live a hard life.
Immediately afterwards came Jian Ningyi's voice: What's the matter, it's very good here, I didn't have this opportunity before.
Infrastructure and farming are probably the genes engraved in the DNA of flower growers. Jian Ningyi was moved when she saw the vegetable field in Aqiu’s house. There is a saying that a person’s lifelong pursuit is to live a rural life in the city——
Buy a big house with a garden terrace and grow whatever you want.
Can only vaguely hear the sound but not see the picture, the fans are scratching their heads with curiosity:
[Undress, I want to see Undress! 】
[Qi Geba always seems to speak: Follow me, the hot water pipe is enough! 】
[Do you need a maid who brings bath water?The kind who went to college, are blind and can't look around! 】
[Damn it, it just happened to be stuck here and the broadcast is no longer available, I can help scrub my back for free! 】
[What did I hear, Jian Ning thought it was Qi Yu who dragged her to participate in the show?I thought it was a company arrangement. 】
【Ahhh, brother Qi is too kind to Jian Zai! 】
[As the only fan of Brother Qi for four years, I now also feel that something is wrong with the two of them [goodbye]. 】
[It feels like something is wrong with Qi Yu, but Jian Ningyi is quite normal. 】
Jian Ningyi carried two large buckets of water in, and the pigsty was covered by a cloth curtain before entering the door, and it could float up with a slight wind blowing, which really made people...
Very insecure.
During non-live time, everyone in the program group went back to rest. Before tomorrow, the guests will not show up if they have nothing to do. At this time, only he and Qi Yu are left in this small house, and the microphones are also taken off. .
Seeing that Jian Ningyi was holding her pajamas with a hesitant expression on her face, Qi Yu cast a glance at the fluffy curtains, and joked with a smile:
"Don't worry, I won't take advantage of the fire to peek at you taking a bath."
He also has his own bottom line principles, so he won't be so perverted and voyeuristic.
[? ? ? ? ?】
[I'm lecherous, let me say first, I want to see Jian Zai take a bath, woo woo woo. 】
[Let me see let me see! 】
【Brother Qi, why don’t you want to watch it?How do I think you want to? 】
[Sure enough, at night, everyone showed their true colors, even the boss started to play tricks. 】
Jian Ning didn't mean to be affectionate because he was afraid that Qi Yu would peek at him taking a bath, but this curtain was too fragile, and he hesitated somewhat because of the stress of taking a bath naked in an unlocked place.
Thoughts have been exposed, but such doubts about Qi Yu's character must not be admitted.
Therefore, Jian Ning waved his hands with a slightly embarrassed expression, and after saying "I don't mean that", she opened the curtain and went in as if fleeing.
Soon, the sound of rushing water flowed through the door curtain.
Qi Yu resisted the urge to turn his head, and stared at the dancing flames in the stove with his back to the wall. The hot water in the pot was bubbling and steaming, and he didn't even realize that the water had boiled.
When facing Jian Ningyi just now, Qi Yu reacted with ease, no one could see how fast his heart was beating right now.
In this small house, there are only the two of them tonight, a real world of two.
After taking a shower later, they have to share a room and sleep on a bed.
Although I know that I can't do anything tonight, and nothing will happen if I sleep in the same bed with Jian Ningyi, but just thinking about Jian Ningyi lying next to him to sleep, Qi Yu still can't restrain his heartbeat accelerate.
The heart looks like a crazy rabbit, because of the excitement, it collapses wildly, and it is too active.
The sound of water in his ears seemed to have a hook and infinite temptation. Qi Yu sat for a long time without changing his posture, his blood slowly rising, and gradually his ears turned red.
He didn't dare to turn his head, fearing that he would lose control of his gaze, so he sinfully walked inside the curtain.
Qi Yu emptied his mind, as if he didn't think about anything, but the voice that entered his ears was so clear, and it seemed that his mind was filled with so many things that he couldn't even think about it.
"what--"
I don't know how long it took, but Jian Ningyi's exclamation suddenly came from behind him, and the tense Qi Yu suddenly stood up, and hurriedly asked:
"what happened?"
During the questioning, Qi Yu let go of his hands, only to notice that his palms were slightly sweating.
I don't know if it's because I'm nervous, or because I've been burning the fire for so long and it's been heated by the fire.
After a few seconds without hearing Jian Ningyi's response, Qi Yu couldn't help but ask, "Ning Ning?"
Jian Ningyi, who was covered in foam inside, looked at the overturned bucket, with a slumped face, and said weakly, "Ms. Qi..."
Qi Yu subconsciously took a step forward, answered, and asked him what happened.
Don't fall, okay?
Jian Ningyi said that she didn't fall, but the hot water spilled.
There is no heating, no air-conditioning, and no bathroom heater in the house. Taking a bath in the empty pigsty is too cold. Jian Ningyi got water in her eyes, squinted her eyes and stepped into the gap between the wooden boards while picking up the towel. Subconsciously, he went to help the things around him, and then overturned the clean hot water.
A bucket of hot water was poured down to the bottom, which made the poor family even worse.
After such a big commotion just now, Qi Yu heaved a sigh of relief when he said that he was fine, and said:
"It's okay, there's still a lot of hot water, I'll scoop up another bucket for you."
Mix boiling water and cold water together to get a bucket of warm water at a suitable temperature, but at the door Qi Yu encountered a difficulty——
How to take it in?
Jian Ningyi was covered in foam and definitely couldn't come out, so he brought it in?
This is not good, is it?Seeing what shouldn't be so rude?
Why don't you turn off the lights before he goes in?
What if the foot is missed?
Just when Qi Yu was hesitating, a corner of the cloth curtain was raised, and a hand as white as jade suddenly stretched out from it, with water droplets and foam on the delicate skin.
A touch of white came into view without warning, Qi Yu's pupils shrank, and her porcelain white skin was extremely abrupt and eye-catching against the dark wood-colored background.
In a daze, Jian Ningyi touched in mid-air with his outstretched hand, his sight was blocked and he couldn't see the outside scene clearly. After touching for a long time, he couldn't touch the bucket, so he couldn't help but yelled:
"Mr. Qi, where do you put the bucket?"
One person was inside and the other was outside, the distance was too close, Qi Yu could feel the heat emanating from Jian Ningyi's body in a trance.
Behind the light and fluffy curtains, there is an indistinct Jian Ningyi.
This knowledge made Qi Yu a little dry. After swallowing the non-existent saliva, Qi Yu managed to recover a little clarity from the boundless heat, coughed lightly, and raised his hand to hold Jian Ning. The hands waving wildly in the air lead him to the handle of the bucket:
"Here." I
When the skin touched, both inside and outside the door couldn't help but tremble.
Jian Ningyi's back was numb, and she wanted to withdraw her hand reflexively. After touching the hot water, she held back and stammered:
"Oh... oh, I got it."
After she finished speaking, she paused, and Jian Ningyi dryly added a word of thanks.
After taking a shower and getting dressed, Jian Ning realized how inappropriate her behavior just now was——
He put on a change of clothes and went out to fetch hot water, instead of hiding behind the door naked and covering up.
If you don’t know, you think it’s a rejection or a welcome?
Jian Ning was annoyed inside, while Qi Yu looked down at her palm, her brows and eyes were dark and she didn't know what she was thinking.
After he finished washing, Qi Yu went in, Jian Ningyi saw the only bed in the room and felt her head was getting big.
[Going back to the room now?No longer chat? 】
[Jian Ningyi can fight without makeup after taking a shower, and I can do it again! 】
[Shunmao Jianzai, want to RUA! 】
[Thousands of Blood Books Click a camera in the guest room, as long as it is not facing the bed, we will definitely not look around! 】
【Back to the room to rest so early?Get dry!We have so many viewers, why can't we ask for a night talk in the hallway? 】
[In front, who said that night is rest?How about sports? [funny]】
[Exercise on a double bed?I would like to pay ten yuan to watch it! 】
[If this live broadcast room is blocked, it will have nothing to do with everyone present here. 】
【…】
[Rotten cancer is really disgusting. This is a serious live broadcast room. It depends on whether the pornographic ones go out and turn left. 】
[I'm convinced, why is there cpf everywhere?I have endured you for a day, Weibo Chaochao is so big that the square is not enough for you to dance? 】
Jian Ning felt that this 1.5-meter bed was too much for two big men, so she took out the extra bedding from the cabinet and made a floor bunk.
Fortunately, the second floor has a wooden floor, so I don't feel cold when I sleep on it, except that it feels a little hard.
…………
When Qi Yu returned to the room, Jian Ningyi was already lying on the ground——
The four corners of the quilt are pressed under the body, wrapping himself like a cicada chrysalis, which is not breathable at all.
Qi Yu immediately frowned: "Why are you sleeping on the floor? Isn't it cold?"
It's still winter, and even though it's the second floor, if you sleep on the ground for one night, you'll wake up with a sore back the next day, and you might even catch a cold.
Jian Ningyi had just warmed up the bed, and was so sleepy that she stared open her eyes and saw Qi Yu looking down at him from above, rubbed her eyes and sat up:
"Miss Qi, you've finished washing."
Qi Yu shook the quilt off the bed and asked him to get up: "Sleep on the bed."
Jian Ningyi shook her head: "No need, this bed is too small, Mr. Qi, you can sleep."
Seeing Jian Ningyi's appearance of taking root, Qi Yu took off his shoes and sat down on the floor he had laid, saying to him:
"If you really don't want to sleep with me, you go to bed, and I'll sleep on the floor."
"Then how can I do it?" Jian Ning's drowsiness that had been brewing with great difficulty was wiped out by Qi Yu's words, and she didn't want to answer:
"How can you sleep on the floor?"
How can the protagonist sleep on the ground?It was rumored that he slept on the bed and asked Yingdi Qi to sleep on the floor, so don't think about getting angry.
Qi Yu asked without answering, "Why can't I sleep if you can sleep?"
Jian Ning thought to herself what was the same, and then saw Qi Yu lowered her eyes, with a look of self-reproach:
"I originally wanted to invite you to visit the mountains and rivers, but I didn't expect that in this situation, I'm sorry enough for you. How can I let you sleep on the floor?"
Jian Ning opened her mouth: "It's okay, I—"
Qi Yu frowned: "I invited you to sleep on the floor, am I still human?"
Jian Ningyi: ...There is no need to rise to this level.
In "Slow Cooking" with Qi Yu, he was the one who took advantage of it, and many people thought about it and didn't have a chance.
But when Qi Yu said this, people who didn't know thought that Jian Ningyi had suffered a lot, and that he came here to suffer.
With a firm attitude, Qi Yu said to Jian Ning, "Either I sleep on the floor and you sleep on the bed, or we sleep on the bed together."
Jian Ningyi: "..."
Jian Ningyi: "Is there a third choice?"
"Yes." Qi Yu nodded briskly, and then said under his expectant gaze, "The third option is for the two of us to sleep on the floor together."
Jian Ning said: "???"
Only when the brain is flooded will there be a good bed and the two of them will sleep on the floor!
Jian Ningyi is not stupid, nor does he like to sleep on the floor, but he is worried that it is not suitable for him and Qi Yu to sleep together. Now that the other party has expressed that he does not mind and has a firm attitude, he has nothing to be hypocritical about.
They are all big men, and they won't lose a piece of meat if they squeeze for two nights.
Can't really let Qi Yu sleep on the ground, his fans will tear him alive if they find out?
Thinking of this, Jian Ningyi jumped up from the ground, threw herself on the bed with the quilt, and rolled in a circle, sighing comfortably:
"Well...the bed is still comfortable."
Needless to say, although the colorful four-piece suit on the bed is a test of people's aesthetics, the mattress sponsored by the sponsor is comfortable.
Qi Yu looked at the person who rolled on the bed and wrapped himself in spring rolls, smiled and shook his head, and put the quilt on the floor back into the cabinet.
She figured it out, but after turning off the lights, the mattress beside her sagged, and felt that Qi Yu went to bed, Jian Ning still tensed up subconsciously.
The two had a quilt for each person, but the 1.5-meter bed was indeed too small. Two big men lay side by side, and felt that they could touch each other's shoulders with a single movement.
Jian Ningyi could even hear Qi Yu's steady breathing coming from her ear.
'Bang, bang, bang—'
Jian Ningyi heard the active heartbeat in her chest again.
Not flustered, but it is indeed gradually accelerating.
Jian Ningyi silently shrank into the quilt, the quilt covered her nose and only exposed half of her face. The quilt smelled of lavender laundry detergent, which was mild and not pungent, and had a pleasant smell.
In the dark, Jian Ning slowly covered her beating heart with her hand under the quilt, thinking why she was so nervous.
Obviously there was still a gap between him and Qi Yu, and he didn't even touch a single hair of the other.
But why is his heart beating so fast?
Could it be that the original owner liked Qi Yu so much that he had already formed a body memory, and would get excited just by being close to Qi Yu?
Did the original owner love Qi Yu so much?
But thinking about it, if he doesn't like it enough, he in the book will not die or live for Qi Yu, and fight against the whole world for Qi Yu.
Lying on a bed, Jian Ningyi was not the only one who was restless and sleepy, and there was another person beside him whose heartbeat was faster than his, whose limbs were stiff and lying upright, not daring to move.
Qi Yu's full attention was attracted by the person sleeping on his right, and he could even hear the insignificant movement of the clothes rubbing against the sheets when Jian Ningyi slowly moved under the quilt.
Just now, she only wanted to let Jian Ningyi sleep on the bed and not on the floor, but when she really slept on a bed, Qi Yu felt that this was a sweet torture again.
Deeper and deeper, the person he misses is lying beside him, and he can hug him with his arms but can't do anything.
Qi Yu felt that tonight was destined to be a long practice to test his character.
Looking at the dim ceiling with his eyes open, he didn't know how long it had passed, just when Qi Yu thought that the person beside him had fallen asleep, he felt Jian Ningyi slowly turn over.
Then he heard the other party sigh deeply.
Jian Ning wrapped herself in the quilt and looked at the small window, sighing softly, wondering why his sleepiness tonight was gone forever.
After going to bed, she didn't hear Qi Yu's words. Jian Ning thought that the other party had fallen asleep after being tired all day, but she didn't expect him to sigh in one breath, and then heard a low voice asking near her ear:
"Ningning?"
The author has something to say:
Jane: My drowsiness is gone like a bird and never comes back!
Teacher Qi: Today is a good opportunity, I have to find a way to hug one.jpg
Good night little angels~~
Before parting, Jian Ningyi explained to Ah Qiu that he would come to play with him tomorrow.
They will stay in this small village for the next week, and they will see each other when they look down. Anyone who yells at the head of the village to let the family members who do farm work come back for dinner can be heard at the end of the village.
Regardless of whether their own food is cooked or not, people who are busy in the fields are rushing home with hoes and baskets on their backs.
Real communication depends on walking, and communication depends on roaring.
Jian Ningyi and Qi Yu left Aqiu's house and returned to their two-story attic after eight o'clock, and the live broadcast room closed at nine o'clock.
At the end of the day, Jian Ningyi sweated a lot. He glanced at the videographer who followed him everywhere, and asked Qi Yu:
"Mr. Qi, do we have to stay after nine o'clock?"
Qi Yu took out the honey from the hat and asked, "What do you want to do?"
Jian Ning said, "Take a bath."
Climbing up from the foot of the mountain, exercising is also tiring. Jian Ning intends to wash and go to bed early, but during the live broadcast from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, the live broadcast cannot be left open.
Qi Yu asked Jian Ningyi to go first, he didn't have to worry about the live broadcast, and he didn't react until he finished speaking:
"Is there hot water at home?"
Jian Ning said: "?"
The two looked at each other, walked towards the toilet on the first floor together, pushed open the door, there was only a squat pit inside, a nail was driven into the wooden wall, and a supermarket plastic bag was hung on it, containing a roll of unopened toilet paper.
On the other side was a plastic bucket filled with clean water and a plastic scoop.
It can be seen that the toilet has been carefully cleaned by the program team. There is no dirt or peculiar smell. There are also two pots of green pothos, which are growing well and the vines are very long, almost hanging down to the ground.
But a clean toilet can't change the fact that there is no water heater, not even a faucet.
The two came out, and Qi Yu asked the staff:
"Is there no hot water?"
The staff, who already knew what they wanted to do, sent them four plastic vats and a few pots:
"Being self-sufficient in the village, you need to boil hot water yourself. There is a big pot in the kitchen, so save some money. If you mix a pot of hot water with cold water, you can wash your hands."
"One pot is not enough to burn two pots."
Jian Ning said: "?"
Qi Yu glanced at the small toilet and asked, "Where do I take a shower?"
The staff pointed to another door covered by a cloth curtain: "Pigsty."
Qi Yu and Jian Ning said: "?"
It was agreed that food and lodging would be included, but it was fine if they had to rub the villagers for the meal, and it was not a problem to boil the hot water by themselves, but to take a bath in the pigsty? ?
Jian Ningyi's expression changed instantly, with an unbelievable look on her face: "Aren't the pigs here courting people?"
[Hahahahahahaha I laughed so loudly. 】
【Pig: I don't flirt, just take it off. 】
[Too bad, too bad, the program group is too bad, I like it. 】
[The pigsty hahahaha male god's filter shattered all over the place. 】
[Please be sure to broadcast live the scene of the two taking a bath in the pigsty, I can pay for it! 】
[God damn pigs don't love people hahaha. 】
【My most anticipated plot has appeared! 】
[I just went to watch the other two live broadcast rooms. Gu Xiang's group has the best conditions, unlimited hot water supply, and tiles in the bathroom. I'm so envious. 】
[Qiao Xinsi and Qin Bing are the worst, the toilet is still ventilated, half open, and they are cede land for compensation, so the director team can repair the toilet. 】
[Compared to Qiao Yinghou's group, Brother Qi and Jane, you are all satisfied hahahahaha. 】
Qi Yu couldn't imagine himself taking a bath in the pigsty, and there were pigs staring at him naked beside him, and he didn't want Jian Ning to be seen by the pigs, so he said to Jian Ning:
"How about you bear it?"
Jian Ningyi couldn't tell which was more unacceptable, sweating for seven days without taking a bath or taking a bath in a pigsty, so she paused for a few seconds before slowly opening her mouth:
"... This tolerance is seven days?"
Seeing the wonderful expressions of the two, the director knew that they had misunderstood, so he thoughtfully explained:
"Don't worry, the owner of this house is old and hasn't raised pigs for several years. The pigsty has been empty for several years, and there will be no pigs to support you."
The pigsty is also built with wood hanging in the air, and there is a gap in the middle of each flat plank, which is very convenient for washing. The cesspool dug below is the main source of fertilization for the land at ordinary times.
The pigsty was also cleaned by the program team. Jian Ningyi and Qi Yu opened the curtain and looked at the pigsty. There were no big fat pigs waiting to be slaughtered, and there were no whimpering piglets. If you don’t look down , the conditions are not bad.
Even if you lower your head, you can't see anything clearly in the darkness below.
Probably guessing too badly in his heart, Jian Ningyi and Qi Yu looked at each other when they suddenly saw the clean pigsty, and they both saw compromise and...
Fortunately.
Fortunately, there is no need to bathe with pigs.
When entering the house, Jian Ningyi saw the well next to the house. He thought that he and Qi Yu would have to pick up the cold water. Fortunately, the program crew was not too devilish, so they told them that they could just pump the water——
In the kitchen, there is a water tank made by masons with big stones, and a water pump that looks old is covered with plastic film.
Qi Yu has never seen this kind of water pump, and Jian Ningyi studied it around for a few minutes but couldn't see the switch, and finally turned to the program team for help.
The director took 'None of this? ' walked to the side of the water tank with a disdainful breath, and then raised his hand——
Gently tug on a pull cord on the wall.
'Boom...'
The water pump immediately made a loud roar, and the body trembled slightly. Jian Ningyi's eyes widened: "It's that simple?"
The director is proud: "Now is a society with advanced technology."
Jian Ning nodded, and looked at Qi Yu happily: "Mr. Qi, it will be convenient for us to use water in the future."
Qi Yu pointed to the water pump that only thunders but never rains and asked the director, "How long does it take for the water to come out?"
The director vowed: "Soon, the water pump will have to react for a while, and it will be fine when the water pressure comes up, at most 2 minutes."
The two of them guarded the noisy water pump, waiting for the cool well water to spew out from the water pipe.
2 minute passed, 3 minutes passed, 4 minutes...
Jian Ningyi's ears were filled with the sound of rumbling machines, but she didn't see a drop of water.
Jian Ningyi and Qi Yumu looked at the director with blank faces.
The director also wondered why the forward swing of the water pump was so long. He turned it on and off and tried it again, but still no drop of water came out.
The director frowned seriously: "Is the water pump broken or the water pump fell off?"
Living in the city since he was a child, the director has never used this old-fashioned water pump, so he had to ask the neighbors for help.
After the fellow came, he turned on the switch, scooped up a bowl of water from the bottom of the tank, skillfully poured it into the hose of the water pump, and told everyone:
"It needs to be given some water to drink."
The fellow poured a bowl of water, and after a few seconds, the water pump started to spit water intermittently.
After the water came out smoothly and coherently, the villagers reminded them that the water was a bit muddy at the beginning, and it would take a while for the water to become clear before they could drink it.
After all this tossing, by the time Jian Ningyi and the others had boiled a pot of water, the time for today's live broadcast had already arrived.
In the midst of the "don't want it", the director mercilessly closed the live broadcast room of the three guests, and at the same time, the live broadcast of the fixed camera in the guest's house started.
Qi Yujian prefers that their fixed live broadcast camera is in the corridor, and the screen can only see the corridor stairs and half of the lobby, and the rest of the area cannot be seen, but when the voice is louder, the audience in the live broadcast room can still hear it.
Therefore, the audience who moved to the fixed-camera live broadcast room heard the following dialogue:
Jian Ningyi: Do you wash first or should I wash first?
Qi Yu: Go ahead, wash up and go to bed early.
Jian Ningyi: OK.
Qi Yu: Go inside and take off your clothes. It's cold outside. Don't catch a cold. If you don't have enough water, tell me and I'll bring it to you.
Jian Ningyi: That's enough, I'll save some, or you won't have enough later.
Qi Yu smiled: You don't need to live so carefully, the hot water with Teacher Qi is still enough.
After a pause, it was still Qi Yu's voice:
Originally, I forced you here to let you travel and relax, but in the end it made you and me live a hard life.
Immediately afterwards came Jian Ningyi's voice: What's the matter, it's very good here, I didn't have this opportunity before.
Infrastructure and farming are probably the genes engraved in the DNA of flower growers. Jian Ningyi was moved when she saw the vegetable field in Aqiu’s house. There is a saying that a person’s lifelong pursuit is to live a rural life in the city——
Buy a big house with a garden terrace and grow whatever you want.
Can only vaguely hear the sound but not see the picture, the fans are scratching their heads with curiosity:
[Undress, I want to see Undress! 】
[Qi Geba always seems to speak: Follow me, the hot water pipe is enough! 】
[Do you need a maid who brings bath water?The kind who went to college, are blind and can't look around! 】
[Damn it, it just happened to be stuck here and the broadcast is no longer available, I can help scrub my back for free! 】
[What did I hear, Jian Ning thought it was Qi Yu who dragged her to participate in the show?I thought it was a company arrangement. 】
【Ahhh, brother Qi is too kind to Jian Zai! 】
[As the only fan of Brother Qi for four years, I now also feel that something is wrong with the two of them [goodbye]. 】
[It feels like something is wrong with Qi Yu, but Jian Ningyi is quite normal. 】
Jian Ningyi carried two large buckets of water in, and the pigsty was covered by a cloth curtain before entering the door, and it could float up with a slight wind blowing, which really made people...
Very insecure.
During non-live time, everyone in the program group went back to rest. Before tomorrow, the guests will not show up if they have nothing to do. At this time, only he and Qi Yu are left in this small house, and the microphones are also taken off. .
Seeing that Jian Ningyi was holding her pajamas with a hesitant expression on her face, Qi Yu cast a glance at the fluffy curtains, and joked with a smile:
"Don't worry, I won't take advantage of the fire to peek at you taking a bath."
He also has his own bottom line principles, so he won't be so perverted and voyeuristic.
[? ? ? ? ?】
[I'm lecherous, let me say first, I want to see Jian Zai take a bath, woo woo woo. 】
[Let me see let me see! 】
【Brother Qi, why don’t you want to watch it?How do I think you want to? 】
[Sure enough, at night, everyone showed their true colors, even the boss started to play tricks. 】
Jian Ning didn't mean to be affectionate because he was afraid that Qi Yu would peek at him taking a bath, but this curtain was too fragile, and he hesitated somewhat because of the stress of taking a bath naked in an unlocked place.
Thoughts have been exposed, but such doubts about Qi Yu's character must not be admitted.
Therefore, Jian Ning waved his hands with a slightly embarrassed expression, and after saying "I don't mean that", she opened the curtain and went in as if fleeing.
Soon, the sound of rushing water flowed through the door curtain.
Qi Yu resisted the urge to turn his head, and stared at the dancing flames in the stove with his back to the wall. The hot water in the pot was bubbling and steaming, and he didn't even realize that the water had boiled.
When facing Jian Ningyi just now, Qi Yu reacted with ease, no one could see how fast his heart was beating right now.
In this small house, there are only the two of them tonight, a real world of two.
After taking a shower later, they have to share a room and sleep on a bed.
Although I know that I can't do anything tonight, and nothing will happen if I sleep in the same bed with Jian Ningyi, but just thinking about Jian Ningyi lying next to him to sleep, Qi Yu still can't restrain his heartbeat accelerate.
The heart looks like a crazy rabbit, because of the excitement, it collapses wildly, and it is too active.
The sound of water in his ears seemed to have a hook and infinite temptation. Qi Yu sat for a long time without changing his posture, his blood slowly rising, and gradually his ears turned red.
He didn't dare to turn his head, fearing that he would lose control of his gaze, so he sinfully walked inside the curtain.
Qi Yu emptied his mind, as if he didn't think about anything, but the voice that entered his ears was so clear, and it seemed that his mind was filled with so many things that he couldn't even think about it.
"what--"
I don't know how long it took, but Jian Ningyi's exclamation suddenly came from behind him, and the tense Qi Yu suddenly stood up, and hurriedly asked:
"what happened?"
During the questioning, Qi Yu let go of his hands, only to notice that his palms were slightly sweating.
I don't know if it's because I'm nervous, or because I've been burning the fire for so long and it's been heated by the fire.
After a few seconds without hearing Jian Ningyi's response, Qi Yu couldn't help but ask, "Ning Ning?"
Jian Ningyi, who was covered in foam inside, looked at the overturned bucket, with a slumped face, and said weakly, "Ms. Qi..."
Qi Yu subconsciously took a step forward, answered, and asked him what happened.
Don't fall, okay?
Jian Ningyi said that she didn't fall, but the hot water spilled.
There is no heating, no air-conditioning, and no bathroom heater in the house. Taking a bath in the empty pigsty is too cold. Jian Ningyi got water in her eyes, squinted her eyes and stepped into the gap between the wooden boards while picking up the towel. Subconsciously, he went to help the things around him, and then overturned the clean hot water.
A bucket of hot water was poured down to the bottom, which made the poor family even worse.
After such a big commotion just now, Qi Yu heaved a sigh of relief when he said that he was fine, and said:
"It's okay, there's still a lot of hot water, I'll scoop up another bucket for you."
Mix boiling water and cold water together to get a bucket of warm water at a suitable temperature, but at the door Qi Yu encountered a difficulty——
How to take it in?
Jian Ningyi was covered in foam and definitely couldn't come out, so he brought it in?
This is not good, is it?Seeing what shouldn't be so rude?
Why don't you turn off the lights before he goes in?
What if the foot is missed?
Just when Qi Yu was hesitating, a corner of the cloth curtain was raised, and a hand as white as jade suddenly stretched out from it, with water droplets and foam on the delicate skin.
A touch of white came into view without warning, Qi Yu's pupils shrank, and her porcelain white skin was extremely abrupt and eye-catching against the dark wood-colored background.
In a daze, Jian Ningyi touched in mid-air with his outstretched hand, his sight was blocked and he couldn't see the outside scene clearly. After touching for a long time, he couldn't touch the bucket, so he couldn't help but yelled:
"Mr. Qi, where do you put the bucket?"
One person was inside and the other was outside, the distance was too close, Qi Yu could feel the heat emanating from Jian Ningyi's body in a trance.
Behind the light and fluffy curtains, there is an indistinct Jian Ningyi.
This knowledge made Qi Yu a little dry. After swallowing the non-existent saliva, Qi Yu managed to recover a little clarity from the boundless heat, coughed lightly, and raised his hand to hold Jian Ning. The hands waving wildly in the air lead him to the handle of the bucket:
"Here." I
When the skin touched, both inside and outside the door couldn't help but tremble.
Jian Ningyi's back was numb, and she wanted to withdraw her hand reflexively. After touching the hot water, she held back and stammered:
"Oh... oh, I got it."
After she finished speaking, she paused, and Jian Ningyi dryly added a word of thanks.
After taking a shower and getting dressed, Jian Ning realized how inappropriate her behavior just now was——
He put on a change of clothes and went out to fetch hot water, instead of hiding behind the door naked and covering up.
If you don’t know, you think it’s a rejection or a welcome?
Jian Ning was annoyed inside, while Qi Yu looked down at her palm, her brows and eyes were dark and she didn't know what she was thinking.
After he finished washing, Qi Yu went in, Jian Ningyi saw the only bed in the room and felt her head was getting big.
[Going back to the room now?No longer chat? 】
[Jian Ningyi can fight without makeup after taking a shower, and I can do it again! 】
[Shunmao Jianzai, want to RUA! 】
[Thousands of Blood Books Click a camera in the guest room, as long as it is not facing the bed, we will definitely not look around! 】
【Back to the room to rest so early?Get dry!We have so many viewers, why can't we ask for a night talk in the hallway? 】
[In front, who said that night is rest?How about sports? [funny]】
[Exercise on a double bed?I would like to pay ten yuan to watch it! 】
[If this live broadcast room is blocked, it will have nothing to do with everyone present here. 】
【…】
[Rotten cancer is really disgusting. This is a serious live broadcast room. It depends on whether the pornographic ones go out and turn left. 】
[I'm convinced, why is there cpf everywhere?I have endured you for a day, Weibo Chaochao is so big that the square is not enough for you to dance? 】
Jian Ning felt that this 1.5-meter bed was too much for two big men, so she took out the extra bedding from the cabinet and made a floor bunk.
Fortunately, the second floor has a wooden floor, so I don't feel cold when I sleep on it, except that it feels a little hard.
…………
When Qi Yu returned to the room, Jian Ningyi was already lying on the ground——
The four corners of the quilt are pressed under the body, wrapping himself like a cicada chrysalis, which is not breathable at all.
Qi Yu immediately frowned: "Why are you sleeping on the floor? Isn't it cold?"
It's still winter, and even though it's the second floor, if you sleep on the ground for one night, you'll wake up with a sore back the next day, and you might even catch a cold.
Jian Ningyi had just warmed up the bed, and was so sleepy that she stared open her eyes and saw Qi Yu looking down at him from above, rubbed her eyes and sat up:
"Miss Qi, you've finished washing."
Qi Yu shook the quilt off the bed and asked him to get up: "Sleep on the bed."
Jian Ningyi shook her head: "No need, this bed is too small, Mr. Qi, you can sleep."
Seeing Jian Ningyi's appearance of taking root, Qi Yu took off his shoes and sat down on the floor he had laid, saying to him:
"If you really don't want to sleep with me, you go to bed, and I'll sleep on the floor."
"Then how can I do it?" Jian Ning's drowsiness that had been brewing with great difficulty was wiped out by Qi Yu's words, and she didn't want to answer:
"How can you sleep on the floor?"
How can the protagonist sleep on the ground?It was rumored that he slept on the bed and asked Yingdi Qi to sleep on the floor, so don't think about getting angry.
Qi Yu asked without answering, "Why can't I sleep if you can sleep?"
Jian Ning thought to herself what was the same, and then saw Qi Yu lowered her eyes, with a look of self-reproach:
"I originally wanted to invite you to visit the mountains and rivers, but I didn't expect that in this situation, I'm sorry enough for you. How can I let you sleep on the floor?"
Jian Ning opened her mouth: "It's okay, I—"
Qi Yu frowned: "I invited you to sleep on the floor, am I still human?"
Jian Ningyi: ...There is no need to rise to this level.
In "Slow Cooking" with Qi Yu, he was the one who took advantage of it, and many people thought about it and didn't have a chance.
But when Qi Yu said this, people who didn't know thought that Jian Ningyi had suffered a lot, and that he came here to suffer.
With a firm attitude, Qi Yu said to Jian Ning, "Either I sleep on the floor and you sleep on the bed, or we sleep on the bed together."
Jian Ningyi: "..."
Jian Ningyi: "Is there a third choice?"
"Yes." Qi Yu nodded briskly, and then said under his expectant gaze, "The third option is for the two of us to sleep on the floor together."
Jian Ning said: "???"
Only when the brain is flooded will there be a good bed and the two of them will sleep on the floor!
Jian Ningyi is not stupid, nor does he like to sleep on the floor, but he is worried that it is not suitable for him and Qi Yu to sleep together. Now that the other party has expressed that he does not mind and has a firm attitude, he has nothing to be hypocritical about.
They are all big men, and they won't lose a piece of meat if they squeeze for two nights.
Can't really let Qi Yu sleep on the ground, his fans will tear him alive if they find out?
Thinking of this, Jian Ningyi jumped up from the ground, threw herself on the bed with the quilt, and rolled in a circle, sighing comfortably:
"Well...the bed is still comfortable."
Needless to say, although the colorful four-piece suit on the bed is a test of people's aesthetics, the mattress sponsored by the sponsor is comfortable.
Qi Yu looked at the person who rolled on the bed and wrapped himself in spring rolls, smiled and shook his head, and put the quilt on the floor back into the cabinet.
She figured it out, but after turning off the lights, the mattress beside her sagged, and felt that Qi Yu went to bed, Jian Ning still tensed up subconsciously.
The two had a quilt for each person, but the 1.5-meter bed was indeed too small. Two big men lay side by side, and felt that they could touch each other's shoulders with a single movement.
Jian Ningyi could even hear Qi Yu's steady breathing coming from her ear.
'Bang, bang, bang—'
Jian Ningyi heard the active heartbeat in her chest again.
Not flustered, but it is indeed gradually accelerating.
Jian Ningyi silently shrank into the quilt, the quilt covered her nose and only exposed half of her face. The quilt smelled of lavender laundry detergent, which was mild and not pungent, and had a pleasant smell.
In the dark, Jian Ning slowly covered her beating heart with her hand under the quilt, thinking why she was so nervous.
Obviously there was still a gap between him and Qi Yu, and he didn't even touch a single hair of the other.
But why is his heart beating so fast?
Could it be that the original owner liked Qi Yu so much that he had already formed a body memory, and would get excited just by being close to Qi Yu?
Did the original owner love Qi Yu so much?
But thinking about it, if he doesn't like it enough, he in the book will not die or live for Qi Yu, and fight against the whole world for Qi Yu.
Lying on a bed, Jian Ningyi was not the only one who was restless and sleepy, and there was another person beside him whose heartbeat was faster than his, whose limbs were stiff and lying upright, not daring to move.
Qi Yu's full attention was attracted by the person sleeping on his right, and he could even hear the insignificant movement of the clothes rubbing against the sheets when Jian Ningyi slowly moved under the quilt.
Just now, she only wanted to let Jian Ningyi sleep on the bed and not on the floor, but when she really slept on a bed, Qi Yu felt that this was a sweet torture again.
Deeper and deeper, the person he misses is lying beside him, and he can hug him with his arms but can't do anything.
Qi Yu felt that tonight was destined to be a long practice to test his character.
Looking at the dim ceiling with his eyes open, he didn't know how long it had passed, just when Qi Yu thought that the person beside him had fallen asleep, he felt Jian Ningyi slowly turn over.
Then he heard the other party sigh deeply.
Jian Ning wrapped herself in the quilt and looked at the small window, sighing softly, wondering why his sleepiness tonight was gone forever.
After going to bed, she didn't hear Qi Yu's words. Jian Ning thought that the other party had fallen asleep after being tired all day, but she didn't expect him to sigh in one breath, and then heard a low voice asking near her ear:
"Ningning?"
The author has something to say:
Jane: My drowsiness is gone like a bird and never comes back!
Teacher Qi: Today is a good opportunity, I have to find a way to hug one.jpg
Good night little angels~~
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