Your Majesty's only favorite to marry Xiao Tianshou
Chapter 59 The concubine paid by mistake after all.
59
The Queen Mother was frightened for the third time. The first two times she fainted. This time she might have been frightened too much. She was a little crazy. She stood up fiercely and tried to tear the bed curtain. torn down.
She stepped on the bed curtain frantically, tearing and tearing, because the movement was too loud, which disturbed the eunuchs and maids who were watching the night outside. They rushed in and saw such a scalp-numbing scene. At that moment, they I thought the Queen Mother was possessed by a ghost.
During this time, there were too many hauntings in the Empress Dowager's Palace, and everyone heard about the story of the Queen Mother killing the twin sisters. The story and the "female ghost" they saw with their own eyes made people in the Empress Dowager's palace panic.
The last time it rained, it was not only the Queen Mother who saw the grimace, but also several court ladies and eunuchs. sick.
Everyone knows that those ghosts followed the Queen Mother. Now they are keeping vigil for the Queen Mother. They dare not enter the house and guard the door. They thought that the Queen Mother would not wake up at night. Who knew that there was such a big commotion. Although they were timid, they dared not come in. But the Queen Mother is also quite scary.
If you come in, you may be killed by ghosts. If you don't come in, you will be killed by the queen mother tomorrow. They can only bite the bullet and come in.
After everyone came in and saw this scene, they didn't know what to do for a while, they were all stunned at the door, and a few timid ones took advantage of the chaos and fled.
The queen mother tore for a while, and then realized that many people came in the door, she gave them a hard look, "What are you doing standing there, why don't you come in and throw out this pretending thing for Ai's family."
The people at the door became more courageous when they heard the word pretending to be a ghost.
Could it be that these ghosts are all fake, someone painted them on purpose?
They turned on all the lights in the house and picked up the bed nets on the ground. At this time, the bed nets were dry, and the "ghost faces" on them had long since disappeared.
They looked at the queen mother suspiciously, and the queen mother also noticed.
Just now before these court ladies and eunuchs came in, there were only a few candles lit in the room, the lights were not that bright, but they could still see things clearly.
The queen mother couldn't believe that she was wrong, because when she just woke up, she saw these two faces slowly emerging, and when he tore off the bed curtain, those two faces were still smiling at her. How to step on how to tear, those two faces are smiling.
But now, there was nothing on it, the queen mother snatched the bed curtain back and checked carefully, and found that there was indeed nothing on it.
A few court ladies who came earlier just now seemed to see faces when they opened the door, but those who came later did not see them.
Some of the people present thought that there was a real ghost, and they were scared out of their wits. Others thought that the Queen Mother had a nightmare, or that the Queen Mother had gone crazy.
In the following period of time, Taoists were often seen coming and going in and out of the palace.
Ye Jiangyu was locked in the bedroom and couldn't get out, but rumors and rumors could spread in.
He heard that the queen mother had seen a ghost, so he invited many Taoist priests and eminent monks to catch ghosts.
Ye Jiangyu remembered that the queen mother believed in Buddhism and always built temples. Why do Taoist priests and monks all believe in ghosts now after seeing ghosts?
However, through this incident, Ye Jiangyu suspected that he had the talent to draw horror comics.
He took out the ghosts he drew before, each of which has its own scary features, but it’s not enough to be scary, there must be a complete story.
He watched a lot of ghost movies when he was a child, but when he grew up, he became less and less courageous, and they stopped watching them on TV.
However, he remembered that the core of many ghost films was tragedy, and those ghosts died unjustly.
When Li Jinchen came back from court, he saw his little queen lying in front of the desk, writing hard.
In the past, it was drawing, but this time it was really writing.
Li Jinchen seldom saw Ye Jiangyu writing. He was a little curious about what Ye Jiangyu was writing. When he took a closer look, he realized that he couldn't understand.
Ye Jiangyu's handwriting is very ugly, more than ten times more ugly than the horror movies he wrote.
Moreover, the font is not only ugly, but also cut corners. Every word has lost a lot of things, as if it is all typos.
Ye Jiangyu didn't hear Li Jinchen's voice, but he could smell Li Jinchen's body.
Just when Li Jinchen came, he had already written the outline of the horror comic. He picked up the piece of paper and blew it, and handed it to the emperor, "Your Majesty, how about taking a quick look?"
Li Jinchen looked at the piece of paper, then looked at Ye Jiangyu's expectant face, hesitating, "Didn't you write the instructions on the chess games you made before, and the words on the truth or dare cards?"
Ye Jiangyu nodded, "That's right, I'm only responsible for drawing patterns, and the patterns are refined by craftsmen, and the text is also written by someone else. My handwriting is too bad, and everything seems cheap. How can I buy it? Go out, who can have trouble with money."
When he said this, he looked up at the emperor, and found that the emperor was frowning at the paper he handed over, and asked Li Jinchen hesitantly, "Your majesty, you are not implying me, my handwriting is too bad, you can't understand it." Bar?"
Although Li Jinchen wanted to be more tactful, he couldn't be tactful about this matter, he had to be tougher. Only then did Ye Jiangyu know that he needed to practice calligraphy well.
"The gentleman who taught you to read and write must be a gentleman who has no ability and no ability. This handwriting is all wrong." Li Jinchen sighed, "You suffered so much when you were young, and I am not by your side. I blame myself. In order to make up , in the future, I will personally teach you calligraphy."
Ye Jiangyu: "????"
Although he has been a scumbag since he was a child, and the teachers he met were not very good teachers, he can still recognize the characters. He is also sure that he has not written a typo, because when he encounters uncommon words that he can't write, he will use some. Commonly used words or sentences instead, why did the emperor say that what he wrote was a typo?
Ye Jiangyu tilted his head to look at the words he wrote, and suddenly thought of something. Li Jinchen wrote traditional characters, and he wrote simplified characters. Naturally, they are different. He can understand what Li Jinchen wrote, but Li Jinchen I can't understand what he's writing...
However, I am used to writing simplified characters, and it is very troublesome to write traditional characters. For someone as lazy as him, he must not be exhausted.
He pulled the emperor's sleeve coquettishly, "Can I not learn? Both Mingyue and Caixia can read, let them write for me what I want to write in the future, anyway, I can read all the characters, but I am too lazy to write."
Instead, Ye Jiangyu went to persuade the emperor, "Your majesty, why don't you come and learn my way of writing, it's simple, easy to remember, and it doesn't waste so much ink to write, and not only you have to learn it, but you can spread it out and let the whole country write. Everyone learns to write!"
Li Jinchen originally wanted to say that he, a clever little ghost, not only did not learn to write well, but also asked him to learn. Later, he heard that he wanted to promote it. If the fonts were simplified and the difficulty of learning was reduced, it would indeed make it easier for more people to learn to read. Character.
But this matter is more difficult. Even if he takes power in the future, it will not be all up to him.
Although there were imperial examinations in their dynasty, it was difficult for a poor family to get a champion. Firstly, the cost of study was very high, and the children of the high-level family were more likely to receive education. Second, the nobles thought that writing was suitable for high-level talents. Although they will not fight for the throne with him like the Queen Mother or King Liang, if the imperial power hinders their interests, they will gather together to overthrow him as the emperor, and then elect someone else to be the emperor.
Li Jinchen felt a headache when he thought of these things. Seeing that the Queen Mother was about to fall, it took him so many years to regain his own rights. After taking power, he still had to deal with King Liang. After clearing away this obstacle, he would be able to stabilize his imperial power.
If you want to reform, you must overthrow some of the original dross, but this is not an easy task.
But when he saw Ye Jiangyu looking at him with such expectant eyes, he naturally wanted to help Ye Jiangyu fulfill his wish. He is only in his twenties now, and there are still decades in the future, what he can do There are so many things.
He pointed to the words written on Ye Jiangyu's paper, "Why don't you teach me how to write your characters first, and let me see if it's reasonable or not."
"How could it be unreasonable?!" Ye Jiangyu had been using this more convenient language before traveling, "Your Majesty, you are so smart, you don't need to learn it deliberately, just take a look and return."
Li Jinchen walked beside him, "I'm not very smart, I need the queen to teach me hand in hand."
Ye Jiangyu: "...how do you feel that your majesty is teasing me?"
Li Jinchen: "Can't I flirt with the queen? I am the queen's husband, so what can I do?"
Ye Jiangyu felt that what the emperor said was a stinky hooligan, but the tone and expression of the emperor's words were so provocative that he heard his heart beating wildly, and he forgot to refute.
……
He clearly agreed to learn to write, but in the end he made a fool of himself on the table.
Ye Jiangyu's back hurt from the hard tabletop, and he complained to the emperor, "Now the emperor doesn't even mention the pretense of flipping cards, so come directly?"
"It's the queen who didn't reject me." Li Jinchen rubbed his waist with a smile, "In this world, the queen is the only person who dares to order me around."
Ye Jiangyu turned his head and glared at him angrily, "In this world, the only person who can make my back hurt is the emperor."
Li Jinchen frowned, "Whose brand does the queen want to flip? I won't allow it."
Ye Jiangyu: "Whose cards can I turn over, but the emperor, you can turn over a lot of cards, there are dozens of cards, just gather a deck of cards and play."
Li Jinchen: "Whose brand do you think I turned over? Aren't you the only one in my heart?"
He had just finished speaking when he heard an eunuch outside reporting that Concubine Lin Shu was also happy.
Li Jinchen: "..."
Ye Jiangyu: "!!!!" The emperor really cheated on him!
Seeing Ye Jiangyu's shocked and injured face, Li Jinchen hurriedly explained, "It's not mine."
"Yuan Xiaoqi belongs to the Empress Dowager, so does Concubine Lin Shu?" Ye Jiangyu covered his chest and sighed, "Forget it, the concubine paid by mistake after all."
The Queen Mother was frightened for the third time. The first two times she fainted. This time she might have been frightened too much. She was a little crazy. She stood up fiercely and tried to tear the bed curtain. torn down.
She stepped on the bed curtain frantically, tearing and tearing, because the movement was too loud, which disturbed the eunuchs and maids who were watching the night outside. They rushed in and saw such a scalp-numbing scene. At that moment, they I thought the Queen Mother was possessed by a ghost.
During this time, there were too many hauntings in the Empress Dowager's Palace, and everyone heard about the story of the Queen Mother killing the twin sisters. The story and the "female ghost" they saw with their own eyes made people in the Empress Dowager's palace panic.
The last time it rained, it was not only the Queen Mother who saw the grimace, but also several court ladies and eunuchs. sick.
Everyone knows that those ghosts followed the Queen Mother. Now they are keeping vigil for the Queen Mother. They dare not enter the house and guard the door. They thought that the Queen Mother would not wake up at night. Who knew that there was such a big commotion. Although they were timid, they dared not come in. But the Queen Mother is also quite scary.
If you come in, you may be killed by ghosts. If you don't come in, you will be killed by the queen mother tomorrow. They can only bite the bullet and come in.
After everyone came in and saw this scene, they didn't know what to do for a while, they were all stunned at the door, and a few timid ones took advantage of the chaos and fled.
The queen mother tore for a while, and then realized that many people came in the door, she gave them a hard look, "What are you doing standing there, why don't you come in and throw out this pretending thing for Ai's family."
The people at the door became more courageous when they heard the word pretending to be a ghost.
Could it be that these ghosts are all fake, someone painted them on purpose?
They turned on all the lights in the house and picked up the bed nets on the ground. At this time, the bed nets were dry, and the "ghost faces" on them had long since disappeared.
They looked at the queen mother suspiciously, and the queen mother also noticed.
Just now before these court ladies and eunuchs came in, there were only a few candles lit in the room, the lights were not that bright, but they could still see things clearly.
The queen mother couldn't believe that she was wrong, because when she just woke up, she saw these two faces slowly emerging, and when he tore off the bed curtain, those two faces were still smiling at her. How to step on how to tear, those two faces are smiling.
But now, there was nothing on it, the queen mother snatched the bed curtain back and checked carefully, and found that there was indeed nothing on it.
A few court ladies who came earlier just now seemed to see faces when they opened the door, but those who came later did not see them.
Some of the people present thought that there was a real ghost, and they were scared out of their wits. Others thought that the Queen Mother had a nightmare, or that the Queen Mother had gone crazy.
In the following period of time, Taoists were often seen coming and going in and out of the palace.
Ye Jiangyu was locked in the bedroom and couldn't get out, but rumors and rumors could spread in.
He heard that the queen mother had seen a ghost, so he invited many Taoist priests and eminent monks to catch ghosts.
Ye Jiangyu remembered that the queen mother believed in Buddhism and always built temples. Why do Taoist priests and monks all believe in ghosts now after seeing ghosts?
However, through this incident, Ye Jiangyu suspected that he had the talent to draw horror comics.
He took out the ghosts he drew before, each of which has its own scary features, but it’s not enough to be scary, there must be a complete story.
He watched a lot of ghost movies when he was a child, but when he grew up, he became less and less courageous, and they stopped watching them on TV.
However, he remembered that the core of many ghost films was tragedy, and those ghosts died unjustly.
When Li Jinchen came back from court, he saw his little queen lying in front of the desk, writing hard.
In the past, it was drawing, but this time it was really writing.
Li Jinchen seldom saw Ye Jiangyu writing. He was a little curious about what Ye Jiangyu was writing. When he took a closer look, he realized that he couldn't understand.
Ye Jiangyu's handwriting is very ugly, more than ten times more ugly than the horror movies he wrote.
Moreover, the font is not only ugly, but also cut corners. Every word has lost a lot of things, as if it is all typos.
Ye Jiangyu didn't hear Li Jinchen's voice, but he could smell Li Jinchen's body.
Just when Li Jinchen came, he had already written the outline of the horror comic. He picked up the piece of paper and blew it, and handed it to the emperor, "Your Majesty, how about taking a quick look?"
Li Jinchen looked at the piece of paper, then looked at Ye Jiangyu's expectant face, hesitating, "Didn't you write the instructions on the chess games you made before, and the words on the truth or dare cards?"
Ye Jiangyu nodded, "That's right, I'm only responsible for drawing patterns, and the patterns are refined by craftsmen, and the text is also written by someone else. My handwriting is too bad, and everything seems cheap. How can I buy it? Go out, who can have trouble with money."
When he said this, he looked up at the emperor, and found that the emperor was frowning at the paper he handed over, and asked Li Jinchen hesitantly, "Your majesty, you are not implying me, my handwriting is too bad, you can't understand it." Bar?"
Although Li Jinchen wanted to be more tactful, he couldn't be tactful about this matter, he had to be tougher. Only then did Ye Jiangyu know that he needed to practice calligraphy well.
"The gentleman who taught you to read and write must be a gentleman who has no ability and no ability. This handwriting is all wrong." Li Jinchen sighed, "You suffered so much when you were young, and I am not by your side. I blame myself. In order to make up , in the future, I will personally teach you calligraphy."
Ye Jiangyu: "????"
Although he has been a scumbag since he was a child, and the teachers he met were not very good teachers, he can still recognize the characters. He is also sure that he has not written a typo, because when he encounters uncommon words that he can't write, he will use some. Commonly used words or sentences instead, why did the emperor say that what he wrote was a typo?
Ye Jiangyu tilted his head to look at the words he wrote, and suddenly thought of something. Li Jinchen wrote traditional characters, and he wrote simplified characters. Naturally, they are different. He can understand what Li Jinchen wrote, but Li Jinchen I can't understand what he's writing...
However, I am used to writing simplified characters, and it is very troublesome to write traditional characters. For someone as lazy as him, he must not be exhausted.
He pulled the emperor's sleeve coquettishly, "Can I not learn? Both Mingyue and Caixia can read, let them write for me what I want to write in the future, anyway, I can read all the characters, but I am too lazy to write."
Instead, Ye Jiangyu went to persuade the emperor, "Your majesty, why don't you come and learn my way of writing, it's simple, easy to remember, and it doesn't waste so much ink to write, and not only you have to learn it, but you can spread it out and let the whole country write. Everyone learns to write!"
Li Jinchen originally wanted to say that he, a clever little ghost, not only did not learn to write well, but also asked him to learn. Later, he heard that he wanted to promote it. If the fonts were simplified and the difficulty of learning was reduced, it would indeed make it easier for more people to learn to read. Character.
But this matter is more difficult. Even if he takes power in the future, it will not be all up to him.
Although there were imperial examinations in their dynasty, it was difficult for a poor family to get a champion. Firstly, the cost of study was very high, and the children of the high-level family were more likely to receive education. Second, the nobles thought that writing was suitable for high-level talents. Although they will not fight for the throne with him like the Queen Mother or King Liang, if the imperial power hinders their interests, they will gather together to overthrow him as the emperor, and then elect someone else to be the emperor.
Li Jinchen felt a headache when he thought of these things. Seeing that the Queen Mother was about to fall, it took him so many years to regain his own rights. After taking power, he still had to deal with King Liang. After clearing away this obstacle, he would be able to stabilize his imperial power.
If you want to reform, you must overthrow some of the original dross, but this is not an easy task.
But when he saw Ye Jiangyu looking at him with such expectant eyes, he naturally wanted to help Ye Jiangyu fulfill his wish. He is only in his twenties now, and there are still decades in the future, what he can do There are so many things.
He pointed to the words written on Ye Jiangyu's paper, "Why don't you teach me how to write your characters first, and let me see if it's reasonable or not."
"How could it be unreasonable?!" Ye Jiangyu had been using this more convenient language before traveling, "Your Majesty, you are so smart, you don't need to learn it deliberately, just take a look and return."
Li Jinchen walked beside him, "I'm not very smart, I need the queen to teach me hand in hand."
Ye Jiangyu: "...how do you feel that your majesty is teasing me?"
Li Jinchen: "Can't I flirt with the queen? I am the queen's husband, so what can I do?"
Ye Jiangyu felt that what the emperor said was a stinky hooligan, but the tone and expression of the emperor's words were so provocative that he heard his heart beating wildly, and he forgot to refute.
……
He clearly agreed to learn to write, but in the end he made a fool of himself on the table.
Ye Jiangyu's back hurt from the hard tabletop, and he complained to the emperor, "Now the emperor doesn't even mention the pretense of flipping cards, so come directly?"
"It's the queen who didn't reject me." Li Jinchen rubbed his waist with a smile, "In this world, the queen is the only person who dares to order me around."
Ye Jiangyu turned his head and glared at him angrily, "In this world, the only person who can make my back hurt is the emperor."
Li Jinchen frowned, "Whose brand does the queen want to flip? I won't allow it."
Ye Jiangyu: "Whose cards can I turn over, but the emperor, you can turn over a lot of cards, there are dozens of cards, just gather a deck of cards and play."
Li Jinchen: "Whose brand do you think I turned over? Aren't you the only one in my heart?"
He had just finished speaking when he heard an eunuch outside reporting that Concubine Lin Shu was also happy.
Li Jinchen: "..."
Ye Jiangyu: "!!!!" The emperor really cheated on him!
Seeing Ye Jiangyu's shocked and injured face, Li Jinchen hurriedly explained, "It's not mine."
"Yuan Xiaoqi belongs to the Empress Dowager, so does Concubine Lin Shu?" Ye Jiangyu covered his chest and sighed, "Forget it, the concubine paid by mistake after all."
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