Your Majesty's only favorite to marry Xiao Tianshou

Chapter 8 The queen went to the small kitchen and stole 2 cucumbers

Li Jinchen looked around. He was not used to having people around him when he was fishing. Ye Jiangyu's words were not heard by others just now, but if Ye Jiangyu is still so open-mouthed in the future, he is afraid that he will be found by the Queen Mother if he does not live for a few days. Reason to die.

He gave Ye Jiangyu a cold look just now, just to scare this little idiot, so that he will have a long memory in the future, and don't say what he shouldn't say.

Li Jinchen flicked the fishing rod and continued fishing, "I hope he can have a long memory."

Ye Jiangyu ran back and hid for a while, only to find that Li Jinchen didn't come to look for him, even when he was eating at noon, he changed back to his previous gentle appearance, he was relieved.

In the afternoon, he didn't dare to go fishing with Li Jinchen, but remembered that he gave Mingyue Caixia a pack of salt for each of them yesterday, and wondered whether they threw it away or not.

Mingyue Caixia is obviously the emperor's person, he can't ask for it, he sneaks into their room and steals the salt while Mingyue Caixia is recuperating.

He carefully looked at the cigarette in his hand, and there was nothing wrong with it, why did it make people have diarrhea?Could it be that there are some chemical substances in it that he can't see, which need to be refined to be practical?

"I hate myself for being a scumbag!" Although Ye Jiangyu was very timid, he was a little tempered by Li Jinchen's words just now. Li Jinchen told him not to do unrealistic things, but he just wanted to show Li Jinchen , Salt is really edible!

Before crossing over, he was the kind of person that the teacher said that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. No matter how others dislike him or scold him, he will never get angry or not convinced. is a drag.

After crossing, he spent half a month here leisurely, no longer being beaten, no one dared to scold him, Li Jinchen was also very gentle to him, which made him no longer feel that being alive was a stressful thing, he seemed After traveling from hell to the human world, people relax, and their original personality gradually returns.

He carried the two packs of salt to the small room. Without sea water, he could only boil the salt in the well water, and filtered it several times in the middle, and finally got a finer salt.

The result this time was completely different from yesterday's. He put a little bit of it in his mouth with his finger. The taste was very close to the salt in the world before he crossed over!

He happily held the salt and wanted to run out to show it to Li Jinchen, but he was afraid that Li Jinchen would have diarrhea after eating it, and he would be accused of assassinating the emperor again, so he still had to use himself as an experiment.

Carrying the re-refined salt, he ran to the small kitchen of Li Jinchen's bedroom and stole two cucumbers. The eunuch on duty saw him while he was stealing, and he made a shush gesture to tell the other party to keep quiet.

As a result, in less than an hour, everyone in Li Jinchen's palace knew that the queen went to the small kitchen to steal two cucumbers, and they kept it secret.

Li Jinchen's bedroom is the most boring place in the whole palace, like a cage, even the most trivial things can become the object of gossip by the maids and eunuchs.

The queen went to steal cucumbers, which was unheard of, the maids and eunuchs chatted happily, and even Li Jinchen overheard their chatting.

Although Li Jinchen is the emperor, everyone respects him, but his temper is too good. Although the court ladies and eunuchs will not disrespect the emperor due to his status as the emperor, they will secretly laugh at the emperor in private, but that is the emperor after all. Dare to speak in front of the emperor.

The queen looked silly, had a better temper than the emperor, and was very timid, so they became even more unscrupulous.

This time the queen made such a big joke, they couldn't help but chat for a while, and the chat was very lewd, guessing that the emperor couldn't satisfy the queen, so the queen had to steal two cucumbers for use.

What they didn't expect was that the emperor, who had always been gentle, was furious and fined everyone's salaries, and each person was hit with another [-] boards.

Although the emperor is the emperor, he has no right to issue orders.

Several eunuchs in charge also participated in the gossip this time. They belonged to the Empress Dowager, so they naturally felt that they were superior. There was also a eunuch who told the emperor that they could only receive the punishment with the approval of the Empress Dowager.

Li Jinchen snorted coldly in his heart, saying that these people are usually good at pretending, but when the critical moment comes, they will show their true colors.

Li Jinchen said with a cold face: "Okay, then you can report to the queen mother and ask the queen mother what she thinks."

The little eunuch immediately ran to the empress dowager's bedroom, and explained the matter in a more eloquent manner.

He said that the emperor is not as docile as he usually seems. Now the emperor dares not to give face to the empress dowager and punishes them, the maids and eunuchs. After the emperor has experienced the taste of power, he wants more power.

This eunuch also entered Li Jinchen's palace as an errand since he was a child. Before that, several capable old eunuchs were in charge of the eunuchs. In the past few years, those senior eunuchs all fell ill and died one by one. His disciples went up.

Maybe it's because he has never experienced intrigue in the palace, but he lived too comfortably by Li Jinchen's side, and his mind is a bit innocent, and he doesn't even know how to speak ill of the emperor.

After he said this, he found that the queen mother was angry. He thought that the queen mother was angry with the emperor. Maybe the queen mother would punish the emperor after a while, so he just let the emperor have a look. Although these eunuchs usually They are respectful to the emperor, but it is also for the empress dowager's face. The emperor is polite to them, and they will continue to serve the emperor well. If the emperor can't see the situation clearly and insists on punishing them, then don't blame them for complaining to the empress dowager.

The empress dowager called the nanny beside her, "Go and ask the emperor who he wants to punish, drag them out and behead them."

"Queen!" The eunuch was dumbfounded, "Queen, the emperor didn't want to beat us, but he used us to resist your control. If you obeyed his wishes this time, he should think that you are easy to bully, queen."

"The Ai family asked you to serve the emperor just to make him happy. Since he is not happy, there is no need to live." The queen mother looked indifferent, and she was still lowering her head when she was talking, and she didn't read the memorial. The eunuch below heard the eunuch begging for mercy, "It's noisy, cover your mouth and chop."

The eunuch covered his mouth and took it off. When the room finally quieted down, Nanny Chen who was beside the queen mother helped the queen mother change a cup of hot tea, "The emperor is simple-minded and filial. Don't worry about these things, Empress Dowager, don't worry about these things."

The queen mother snorted coldly. She built a magnificent palace for the emperor. The emperor's food and clothing were all the best. She just wanted to use these things to kill the emperor's desire for power and let the emperor know that even if he has everything If he doesn't do it, he will get what he needs.

The emperor lives comfortably, so there will be no troubles, but the people below always make troubles for her, thinking that she can bully the emperor at will. After all, the emperor is the emperor, how can he endure being bullied?

Ordinary people will do some irrational things when they are in a hurry. If the emperor is unhappy and finds that he has no rights, he will let others bully him, and he will awaken the idea of ​​wanting to seize power.

Those dead eunuchs and maids are nothing to the Queen Mother. Killing those people can calm the anger in the emperor's heart, allowing the emperor to continue to enjoy himself in that gorgeous cage, which is very important to the Queen Mother. A bargain.

But what the queen mother didn't know was that the eunuchs and maids in the palace had been infiltrated by Li Jinchen's people, and most of the people the queen mother sent to serve Li Jinchen were Li Jinchen's people.

This time Li Jinchen was indeed testing the queen mother, and at the same time was pretending to be stupid, so that the queen mother would lower her vigilance towards him.

Let the Queen Mother feel that he has a childish temper, and easily loses his temper over trivial matters.But he never thought that the Queen Mother would kill all those people and bring in new ones.

Shadow had sent maids and eunuchs into the palace one after another seven or eight years ago, and many of them had already gained the trust of the queen mother, and were even entrusted with important tasks by the queen mother, sending them in to monitor him.

It was inconvenient to do anything before, but now Li Jinchen doesn't have to worry about living under the eyes of the queen mother all day long.

After the new maids and eunuchs came in, Li Jinchen asked them to prepare seawater for Ye Jiangyu to come in, and told the queen mother that the queen wanted to bathe in seawater.

Before the emperor asked the queen mother for sea water, they said they wanted to cook. Later, Ye Jiangyu tossed about in that house every day and locked the door every day. Except for Mingyue Caixia, no one else knew what Ye Jiangyu was doing. I thought Ye Jiangyu was cooking with sea water.

Later, I heard that Ye Jiangyu got sick from eating vegetables boiled in sea water.The Queen Mother probably knew all these things, but Li Jinchen never thought about what Ye Jiangyu could do, let alone expecting to make money from Ye Jiangyu, but if Ye Jiangyu wanted to make trouble, let Ye Jiangyu do it.

He persuaded Ye Jiangyu not to do it, but Ye Jiangyu would get angry with him instead, and let Ye Jiangyu have diarrhea by himself, and his memory will grow after a few diarrhea.

Just like an idle book he read before, it wrote how to teach children. It was mentioned in it that children are very curious, and the more they are not asked to do dangerous things, the more he will try it. For example, children Will be curious to touch the hot pot, if he takes his hand to touch it, if it is hot, he will not dare to do it next time, experience it once is more effective than listening to others nagging a hundred times.

After Ye Jiangyu stole two cucumbers, he didn't know where to hide, and Ye Jiangyu was not picked up by such a big movement in the yard, which made Li Jinchen a little anxious. Did he scare this little thing in the morning? Let him hide and dare not see himself?

Just as he was thinking of asking someone to find him out, he saw Ye Jiangyu running back with his little head up, with a look of surprise and satisfaction on his face. Ye Jiangyu still looked down on him when we had dinner together at noon. It's only an afternoon, what happened?

Seeing Li Jinchen finishing his meal, Ye Jiangyu walked over and said, "Your Majesty, are you only having dinner?"

Li Jinchen twitched the corners of his mouth, wondering what happened to Ye Jiangyu, he became like this, he didn't say that he was waiting for Ye Jiangyu to come back for dinner, "Just two cucumbers, will you be satisfied like this?"

"Two cucumbers? What two cucumbers?" Ye Jiangyu lost his mind instantly, and asked Li Jinchen weakly with a blushing face, "Your Majesty, how could you say such, such rude words?"

Li Jinchen frowned, being called rude by a rude person, nothing could be more insulting.

"Just now the people in the small kitchen said that you secretly took two cucumbers, what did you do, and you just came back now." Li Jinchen didn't think in the wrong direction since just now, he wouldn't deliberately say something hooligan to tease Ye Jiangyu, He was very serious and wanted to know what Ye Jiangyu did with two cucumbers, did he try his salt again?

"I didn't do anything!" Ye Jiangyu blushed and almost jumped up. The more he explained, the more something was wrong. Li Jinchen always looked at him strangely, "How could I use cucumbers, cucumbers are so crispy!"

Li Jinchen: "?"

Ye Jiangyu saw Li Jinchen's speechless expression, "I, am I wrong? You didn't mean that?"

Li Jinchen: "What do you think I mean?"

Ye Jiangyu lowered his head, and said shyly: "How dare the concubine speculate on the holy will at will..."

Li Jinchen heard Ye Jiangyu calling himself a concubine for the first time, and he was very awkward, "Who taught you to call yourself that?"

"Don't you call it that?" Ye Jiangyu tilted his head and thought, he remembered that it was called that in TV dramas, or did the concubine call herself a concubine, and the queen called herself another name?What does the queen call herself?Minister's wife?That seems to have another meaning.

If he is the minister's wife, isn't it the minister's wife, he still climbs the emperor's bed every day, always feeling a sense of taboo...

No, no, it seems that I want to digress again.

Ye Jiangyu said in his heart that he was indeed a scumbag, he would digress when doing questions, and he would digress when talking to the emperor.

"Your Majesty, I really ate those two cucumbers. They were not used for anything strange. Don't blame me."

"Did you eat salt again?" Li Jinchen observed Ye Jiangyu's face, it was very ruddy, and he didn't look like he had diarrhea after eating it yesterday, so he asked him, "Successful?"

"En!" Ye Jiangyu put away his facial features that wanted to be beaming, and sat next to Li Jinchen, "I tried it just now, and my stomach didn't hurt. If I don't have diarrhea tomorrow morning, it may be a success."

It was the first time in Ye Jiangyu's life that he succeeded in something, and it was such a difficult thing for him. He couldn't help but want to share it with others, and he forgot that he only made Li Jinchen angry this morning. I mixed some well water with the salt made yesterday, boiled and filtered, and finally got a finer salt. This time, it has no bitter taste. I don’t know how to make it. Hehe, maybe a blind cat encountered a dead mouse Well, I don’t know if I can succeed next time, but unfortunately there is no sea water.”

Although Li Jinchen didn't taste the salt, but he saw Ye Jiangyu's expression, and just now he ordered someone to ask Mingyue Caixia about the salt, the two maids actually said that they would rather take the risk of getting sick again, It seems that the taste must be very wonderful.

Li Jinchen asked him, "Today you told me that opening a salt farm can sell a lot of money, but neither you nor I can leave the palace, nor can we send people to do it. If you can leave the palace, how do you talk about this new idea?" Push things out so that the public can accept them?"

"As long as they taste it, they will fall in love with it." Before Ye Jiangyu traveled, salt was a daily necessity. No one would be obsessed with eating salt, but except for a very small number of people, every household cooks Salt is required, even if it is very cheap, but there are many people who buy it, and the demand is particularly large. If it is possible to open a salt farm and let him monopolize the market, he will become the richest man in a few years.

"But there are so many people in this world, how do you let everyone taste this taste quickly? Don't forget, there are many people who are conservative in their thinking and unwilling to accept any new things. How do you persuade them to try it? " Li Jinchen asked him.

Ye Jiangyu scratched his head, "A quick acceptance?"

He thought for a while, and suddenly snapped his fingers, "If you say this thing eats aphrodisiac, it must be sold out immediately! How many animals have been eaten as a precious species because of eating aphrodisiac, I can't help but I said salt aphrodisiac, man They'll drink up the sea."

Li Jinchen: "..."

The author has something to say:

The method of making salt in the article is made up randomly, just watch it as a fun, please don't spray QAQ

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