my vegetable boyfriend

"You two! Before we came here, it was clearly stipulated that fighting is prohibited, but today, don't you two take our rules seriously!" The bald man who looked like a person in charge stood at the front With a half-smile, he pulled the corners of his mouth and said sinisterly, while scanning Xia Qiang and the fat man back and forth with his pair of triangular eyes.

"Brother Mu...it's really not my fault what happened today, it's just that stinky bitch screaming..." Xia Qiang shrank the moment he saw the bald man. His courage and ruthlessness also retracted, and he squeezed out a cheap smile.

Yo~ Look at this, are you still an acquaintance?Yang Ziqian leaned on his chin and floated above a group of people's heads to watch the excitement.

"Xia Qiang, I usually allow you to default on your debts and money because you have been with Brother Nan before, but you are too rude to make trouble here today!" The bald man said when Xia Qiang spoke Fixing his eyes on him, he lowered his face and said in a contemptuous tone.

Xia Qiang shrank a little when he heard the words, and the forced smile on his face almost couldn't be maintained.

"Wah! There are still five in Limen's eyes!" A voice full of anger but very strange suddenly sounded, and people remembered the other party who caused trouble - the fat man who was beaten even more swollen.

"Hahahahaha~~" Yang Ziqian covered his stomach and laughed loudly. That fat man had a fat face, but now his eye sockets were blackened by Xia Qiang's beating, and his lips were swollen around where they hit.God COS of the national treasure giant panda that looks like that.

The spectators couldn't help laughing when they saw the fat man who couldn't see the "human form" at this time, which made the fat man even more angry, pointing at Xia Qiang and trembling.

"I know who my dad is! Well, dad is Li Dabiao! It's over! We're all fucked up!!" The fat man covered his cracked mouth with his other hand and shouted angrily.

Li Dabiao?I don't know...Yang Ziqian raised his eyebrows to indicate that he hadn't heard of it.

"Yo! It turns out to be Brother Li. Your lord has a lot of people, so don't be as knowledgeable as us. You can see that it's because of our brother Nan..." When the bald man heard about Li Dabiao, Then compare the face shape of the fat man in front of you?The expression that was still business-like just now turned 180 degrees in an instant, even the waist was bent down by [-] degrees, and the dog-legged smile on his face was "brilliant".

However, before he finished speaking, the fat man interrupted him arrogantly, "Stop talking nonsense! Let us tell you what to do!!" After finishing speaking, the fat man took out a small mirror from his pocket and looked at his own The swollen face put on an unbelievable look of "I was beaten like this! Is this still me!", which made the onlookers get goosebumps.

"Brother Hu~~You want to make the decision for me~~Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... "The woman who caused trouble at the beginning suddenly made a sound, and while stroking the fat man's swollen face, I whimpered in a low voice, as if I had been wronged so much.

This is a wonderful pair!How could I cause trouble for Xia Qiang...Yang Ziqian stared dumbfounded at the Qiong Yao drama unfolding in front of him, filled with emotion.

"Honey... don't worry! I won't let anyone who covets you touch you! We will deal with this person whatever you say..." There will always be one or two blind or stupid people in the world for you Pay for everything, even if you can't be frustrated anymore, and the weird ones can't be weirder, so you must keep looking, and you will be able to find it...... And this "matches made in heaven" is a typical example success story.

When the fat man spoke, he pointed at the bald man menacingly with his small eyes that were almost squeezed by his fat face. The bald man understood, and immediately said, "No problem! I will leave this man to you, Brother Li. As long as you don't kill him, you can do whatever you want." You are happy."

Xia Qiang turned pale after the fat man opened his mouth. Although the name Li Dabiao sounded quite tasteless, these punks had all heard of his name.And this person is famous not because he is a good guy, but because he has a strong background in their area!

Xia Qiang thought to himself that this is the end of the game, that something big has happened, and a beating is indispensable.I just hope it doesn't get knocked out...

"Brother Hu~ I have an idea..." The woman who had been coaxed by the fat man to stop her crying suddenly said a few words in the fat man's ear with a "playful" face.

The fat man's meaty face opened further and further away during the woman's speech, then he laughed and nodded at the woman's nose, and replied dotingly.

No one else could hear what the two said, but Yang Ziqian who floated behind them could hear them clearly.

Depend on!That woman even suggested that Xia Qiang kneel down and lick the toes of her shoes! !Come on! ! !

Yang Ziqian felt a little tangled when he saw that the situation had developed like this.He originally wanted to add more trouble to Xia Qiang, and then went out with him to "hint" him to buy a few good cars through his anger.After he finishes scraping the car, he will lure the owner out to catch him. Let's not talk about anything else for now, let's beat him up first, so as to relieve the hatred in his heart!

But now, that strange woman learned a set of "blockbuster" from some "blockbuster"... a special technique...Although Yang Ziqian doesn't mind that the wicked have their own troubles, but for seeing Insulting people is pretty exclusive.

"Hey... What can I do if the Virgin Mary suffers..." Yang Ziqian frowned and struggled.

"Hey, come here..." The fat man spoke, and he ordered Xia Qiang with his fat hand, beckoning him to come closer.

Xia Qiang took a sneak peek at the bald man, saw him looking at the fat man with a flattering expression, and knew that he must be explaining here today.

Xia Qiang tried his best to steady his trembling calves and moved towards the fat man, raising his eyebrows and not daring to look at him.

Just when Xia Qiang was a few steps away from the fat man, and the fat man was about to say the request of "licking shoes", Yang Ziqian, who had thought up a new plan, floated to Xia Qiang's ear and shouted, "Run!" !!!!"

Comparing the appearance of the fat man being beaten, Xia Qiang was imagining in his mind how he was about to be tortured, and the more he thought about it, he suddenly felt an urge to run away.And as soon as this idea came up, it was automatically adopted by the body.When Xia Qiang reacted, he had already kicked the fat man down, and ran out through the crowd.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!" Yang Ziqian hinted at the crowd, most of them gave in subconsciously, which made Xia Qiang run out of the crowded place like a fish in water.

"Ahhhhhhh! Chase me! Don't kill me! It's over!!! It's over!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" Fatty lay on the ground wailing, his stomach hurt from being kicked, and he even tried to get up several times None of them succeeded.

"Wuuuuuuuuu..." The strange woman was pressed down by the fat man, and when the fat man tried to get up, she was crushed and vomited XX......

"Chasing!! Chase me!! Catch him and break his legs!!!" The bald man didn't expect Xia Qiang to have such guts. If someone ran away under his nose, not to mention Li Dabiao, Even Brother Nan couldn't spare him.He wiped the sweat from his brow, and shouted eagerly to a group of younger brothers behind him.

"Chase! Chase!"

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Fuck!!"

This small riot immediately turned into a riot because of Xia Qiang's escape. The dark and crowded room became even more chaotic because of people running around, and there were curses and screams everywhere.

And when the casino finally took control of the situation, Xia Qiang rode his [-] bicycle into the dark alley.

Xia Qiang was trembling with fear, and beads of sweat couldn't stop falling down with him because of his escape just now.At this time, he regretted why he ran away, and he probably won't be able to get along in this area in the future...

"The monk can't run away from the temple! You will be caught in the urn if you go home now! Hide outside and don't go home!!"

"I can run, the monk runs..."

Yang Ziqian flew beside Xia Qiang, repeating the same sentence back and forth.

"I can't go home... I can't go home... I will be beaten to death if Brother Nan catches me back..." Xia Qiang began to talk to himself after Yang Ziqian said it more than twenty times.

"That's right...the green hills are left without worrying about firewood..." Seeing that the hint was successful, Yang Ziqian temporarily prevented Xia Qiang from going home, so he "comforted" him thoughtlessly.He also didn't want to think that a person who was a low-level gangster in his 40s would still be useful if he kept his green hills.

"Turn left and turn left... I'll take you to a good place..." Yang Ziqian narrowed his eyes, thinking about tricks.

Under Yang Ziqian's "hint", Xia Qiang stopped and walked, turned around, and finally rode back to the city from the suburbs after riding for two and a half hours in the middle of the night.

Xia Qiang was as tired as a dead dog, and when he got out of the car, he lay down on the curb by the side of the road.

"Hoo hoo...f*ck shit! I'm going to take revenge sooner or later..." Xia Qiang gritted his teeth with a sinister face and said fiercely.

Yang Ziqian floated aside, raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and thought: It's hard to say whether there will be in the future...

Estimating the time, Yang Ziqian began to "hint" at Xia Qiang's "stomach".

"You're hungry...you're really hungry..."

"You're very hungry..."

The human spirit can sometimes react against the physiology. The usefulness of psychological suggestion is that it can subtly implant a "thought" into your brain and make you subconsciously believe in this idea.

Sure enough, after a while, Xia Qiang's stomach started to rumble.Coupled with the invasion of the semi-cold night in late autumn at this time, Xia Qiang was suffering from hunger and cold.Thinking about the money he lost just now, all of this made his distorted face even uglier.

Yang Ziqian originally wanted to hint at him (he voted for it, anyway, you don’t rob and steal less)...but I don’t know if it’s because of implying too much synchronization of thinking, or Xia Qiang’s habit of doing this He felt that if he had no money, he should "do something". Before Yang Ziqian could speak, Xia Qiang became active, staring at the dim street under the street lights, and pushing the car into the dark alley.

"Hey, this way...go this way...well...the alley here is dark..." Yang Ziqian guided Xia Qiang to his goal Cited there.

Because it was midnight, there was basically no one on the road.Xia Qiang just wanted to take advantage of the dawn and hide in the alley to slaughter some early shift workers.He has done this a lot before, and the success rate is still very high.

Yang Ziqian didn't know what he was thinking. At this time, he was flying high, aiming at a white building while "commanding" Xia Qiang to "find the best place to commit the crime".

"I'll go back first Brother Zhao, I'm stuck to death..."

"Well, let's go... Be careful on the road..."

"Hahaha~ Look at what you said, who is so short-sighted and rushes to trouble us...... Besides, they are under strict arrest recently, and those people are usually as honest as quails now ...."

"Okay... I can't say anything... hurry up and you..."

"Hey, goodbye comrades~"

Su Mao, a young policeman who has just been on the job for a few months, suddenly sensed a trace of malice when he was walking home from the night shift this morning?gaze.

Always have a sixth sense?Being super strong, he immediately realized that he was being targeted.

But he looked down at the police uniform he was wearing, but he was a little unsure of the identity of the other party...Who is so brave to attack the police these days?

However, when he caught the opponent with a grappling hand at a corner, his surprise was beyond words. …

I was actually being targeted by robbers......

The thief... wants to... rob... the police?

The young policeman looked at the struggling man with a strange expression, confused, and decided to take him back to the office first.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha ... the trial of justice ... Uncle police uncle ..."

Yang Ziqian laughed while floating in the air.

That's right, he wants to follow the "historical inertia" and send Xia Qiang to prison so that he can go through labor reform.

What?Short time for robbery level?

Yang Ziqian smiled sinisterly... He has plenty of time for Xia Qiang to "behave" in prison...