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It takes you 5 minutes to warm up a steamed bun? "It took only 5 minutes to use a steamer, but he actually used a microwave oven to heat it for 5 minutes?

Facts have proved that it takes only three and a half minutes for a microwave oven to heat the milk-flavored steamed buns until they are burnt, the surface is completely charred, and it is accompanied by choking smoke and burnt smell.

"Well, the steamed buns are frozen, I thought it would take more time..." Jun Wushuang lowered his brows pleasingly, as if accepting punishment.

"Remember, you don't need to cook in the future." Chu Han was already tired and no longer in love.He was deeply afraid that one day Jun Wushuang would blow up his kitchen.

"Oh." Jun Wushuang nodded quickly.

Even though all the windows in the house were opened, the smell of smoke still persisted at night, which shows how strong the smoke is...

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On this day, the two went to the supermarket to buy vegetables after get off work.

Chu Han asked Jun Wushuang to get some onions, and Jun Wushuang hurriedly went to get the onions.Chu Han didn't pay attention to what Jun Wushuang took, and the two went home after paying the bill.

When cooking, Chu Han needs chopped green onions to cook in the pot, but he can't find any green onions.

"Jun Wushuang, where is Onion?" Chu Han shouted.

Jun Wushuang hurried into the kitchen, picked up a bundle of leeks and handed it to Chu Han, "Here, here."

Chu Han: "..." He really wanted to beat that idiot to death with the spatula in his hand!

Jun Wushuang saw that Chu Han's expression was not right, and asked cautiously, "Shouldn't we be buying green onions instead of shallots?"

Onion you are tall!Chu Han glared at him and said angrily, "This is a fucking leek!"

"..." Jun Wushuang instantly petrified.How could he remember that chives looked like this... "I, I thought it was the kind of chives that can be eaten raw..."

Damn, green onions are round and leeks are flat!

Chu Han was powerless to say anything to him, so in desperation, he took an onion and boiled it.

He knew that he shouldn't expect this young master to do these things.Forget it, let's do everything by myself in the future, just treat it as a pet, as long as he knows how to eat without feeding himself and knows how to clean up his own hygiene, then Chu Han should be content...

If Jun Wushuang knew that she was already a pet in Chu Han's heart, I don't know how she would feel.Maybe he will argue: I am better than pets, I can wash dishes...

The two of them lived like this, one was always busy, and the other was always helping more and more.One tries to keep a distance from the other party, and the other tries to get closer to the other party.The two seemingly unable to get along well, after living together for a period of time, have unknowingly produced a delicate balance...

He was afraid of thunder

That night, after the two finished their meal, Chu Han was still busy working in the study, while Jun Wushuang sat on the sofa restless.

It was raining heavily outside, and it was accompanied by lightning and thunder from time to time.

What are we going to do tonight?Jun Wushuang glanced at the closed door of the study, thinking about how to spend tonight.

In fact, he wasn't really afraid of thunder, it was just that he couldn't sleep [-]% during thunderstorm nights, unless he was sleeping with someone.When he encountered this situation when he was young, he either slept with his elder brother or his second brother. When he grows up, he will sleep with a woman.But what about tonight?Chu Han would never sleep with him!

Chu Han, I guarantee that we are simply sleeping on the same bed, and nothing you don't want will happen. —Would he agree with that?

Chu Han, I have been frightened by thunderstorm nights since I was a child, so I have left this problem. For the sake of being a patient, let me sleep with you for the night. —Would he be soft-hearted if you begged him like this?

Really can't do it, kneel on the ground and hold his thigh and don't let go?Or, lie on his bed and beat him to death without leaving?Or, knock him out and hold him to sleep? ...

Jun Wushuang imagined all kinds of possibilities, until Chu Han finished his work, took a shower, and went back to the bedroom, he couldn't think of any good solution.

Recently, his performance in front of Chu Han was so bad that he could barely hold his head up.Chu Han didn't have a good face these days, he really didn't dare to go forward and tell the matter directly.

In desperation, Jun Wushuang had no choice but to go back to her room, bury her head in the quilt, and try to get through the night smoothly.

The weather forecast may not be effective when it reports good weather, but it will certainly be effective when it reports bad weather.For example, tonight's thunderstorm.The thunder was almost one after another, and the room was brightly illuminated by lightning through the thick curtains.

Jun Wushuang not only couldn't sleep, but also felt extremely insecure at this time.Disregarding the dignity of a man, he hugged the pillow and knocked on Chu Han's door.

Chu Han was so disturbed by the thunder that he didn't fall asleep. When he heard the knock on the door, he got out of bed and opened the door.

"Chu Han, can I sleep with you?" Jun Wushuang's tall figure appeared at the door with a pillow in his arms.

"Get lost." Chu Han refused mercilessly.

"I don't mean anything else, I'm just afraid of thunder..." Jun Wushuang quickly explained, lest Chu Han misunderstand that he had other intentions.

Chu Han closed the door without waiting for him to finish speaking.He didn't care if he was really afraid of thunder, did he have anything to do with him?

Jun Wushuang shouted through the door: "Let me sleep on the floor, Chu Han, let me in!"

Chu Han ignored him and went back to bed to continue sleeping on his own.Seeing that Jun Wushuang was still knocking on the door and yelling something, he was so annoyed that he took out a pair of swimming earplugs and stuffed them in his ears, and then fell asleep peacefully.

In the morning, when Chu Han opened the door, Jun Wushuang was sitting on the ground and fell backwards because he lost his support.

Because he fell backwards suddenly, Jun Wushuang woke up suddenly.He got up in a daze, still hugging the pillow in his hand, muttering: "Dawn?"

Chu Han frowned slightly.It seems that Jun Wushuang sat at the door of his bedroom last night and fell asleep.

"Why don't you go back to your room to sleep?" Chu Han asked him.

Jun Wushuang scratched his head, and said with sleepy eyes: "I can't sleep even when I go back to my room... There are thunder and lightning, it's so annoying..." He said and yawned a long time.

It seems that he said that he is afraid of thunder is true.Chu Han thought to himself.However, even if it is true, it is none of his business.If you are afraid of thunder, you will go home. Why do you have to stay here?

After eating, the two went downstairs together.

Chu Han looked at Jun Wushuang's listless look, and wanted to persuade him not to go to work and rest at home, anyway, he always skipped work, so this day is not bad.But when the words came to his lips, Chu Han swallowed them again.

Whether he goes to work or not, and whether he takes a break is none of his business?

After Jun Wushuang came to his office, he threw himself into the sofa and fell into a deep sleep.He didn't wake up at lunch time, and when he woke up in the afternoon, he still regretted missing the time to eat with Chu Han.Sending someone else to buy him some food gave him a little more energy.

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The weather forecast says that the next few days will be thunderstorms.

Jun Wushuang almost threw the remote control on the TV screen in despair.

Why does Mao want thunder every day?It also keeps people from sleeping!

Jun Wushuang looked in the direction of the study with sad and helpless eyes.

Why is he so cruel?I already said that sleeping on the ground is fine, so why didn't I agree!Jun Wushuang secretly slandered.

Tch, even if I wanted to eat you, I wouldn't choose this kind of weather. What is there to worry about?Besides, even if I improvised, I can't beat you, so what's there to be afraid of?You will die if you sleep with me...

While Jun Wushuang secretly blamed Chu Han, she racked her brains to find a solution.

After Chu Han finished his work, took a shower, and returned to the bedroom, he saw Jun Wushuang lying on his bed.

Chu Han's face sank like water, and he looked at him coldly.

"Just let me sleep here for one night, there will be thunderstorms tonight!" Jun Wushuang begged pitifully, "I can't beat you, what are you afraid of?"

But I just don't like people touching my things, especially sleeping on my bed!What's more, you little bastard is not only lustful but also has a fucking criminal record!

Chu Han said coldly, "Do you want to go out through the door or the window?"

Jun Wushuang glanced at the window subconsciously, and said to herself: If you go out from the window on the ninth floor, you will be broken into meatloaf, right?Seeing that Chu Han had a sullen face and there was no room for discussion, Jun Wushuang had no choice but to pick up the pillow he brought and get off the bed angrily.

When passing by Chu Han, he asked again unwillingly: "Is it okay to sleep on the floor?"

Chu Han ignored him, and closed and locked the door as soon as he stepped out.

Jun Wushuang let out a long sigh of disappointment, leaned against the door and sat down slowly, hugging the pillow in the dark living room in a daze.

In the middle of the night, a flash of lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating the entire living room, and also the man who was sleeping leaning against the door.

"Boom——" The thunder was loud, waking up the sleeping people.

Jun Wushuang trembled with fright, and immediately lost sleepiness.

Looking at everything in the dark, fear and helplessness surged into my heart instantly.

He didn't dare to move around, only with his back against the door panel could he feel a sense of security.

He raised his hand and knocked on the door behind him, calling softly: "Chu Han, Chu Han, are you asleep?"

Chu Han, who was sleeping soundly, was also awakened by the thunder, and was about to go back to sleep when he heard someone knocking on the door and calling his name in a low voice.

He was shocked for a while before he remembered that he had an extra roommate recently.I was a little confused just now, thinking that I heard a ghost calling the door.

However, just how timid is Jun Wushuang?Come over and knock on the door after a thunderstorm, and let people sleep?Chu Han covered his head with the quilt and continued to sleep.

Jun Wushuang saw that after knocking for a long time, Chu Han didn't come to open the door, disappointed, sad and helpless.He just sat there until dawn, and finally fell asleep in a daze because he was so sleepy.

When Chu Han opened the door, Jun Wushuang fell into the door again.

Chu Han: "..." Why did he stay at the door all night again?

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