[Black Butler] Ate that spider

My master. . .It seems to be in love early. . .

The beginning of the matter was that Ye Qingzhou moved his desk to Torrance's study in order to monitor Torrance's class, and then he found that Torrance had cut out a photo of someone who didn't know from the newspaper, and then hugged it strangely on his face Habit.

In fact, it was nothing. After two days, he found that Torrance would quickly look through the newspaper every day. If he found news about a specific person, he would smile happily, otherwise he would start tormenting himself.

For example, now, silently in my heart, it is the time for Torrance to quickly finish flipping through a newspaper. Torrance lowered her face, her eyes stayed on the roof for a few seconds, and then said in a gloomy tone: "Claude, you Change the carpet or something, the color is so ugly now."

I'm sorry, now this ugly color is the one you clamored to change the day before yesterday, and can you tell me why you look at the ceiling and say the color of the carpet is ugly?

Ye Qingzhou sat still, staring at Tolanxi, and saw that Tolanxi shouted angrily: "Okay, I'll just go to class!" After speaking, she stepped on the floor, making a loud noise away.Ye Qingzhou rolled his eyes, looked at the black notebook on the desk, and showed an idiotic smile, peeking at other people's diaries is the best!

Open it, and it's full of pictures of a black-haired boy, even if he has black hair, he's still a one-eyed boy, wait a minute, shouldn't the focus be on the male gender?

Ye Qingzhou, who was aware of this problem, heard the noise in the corridor, and quickly put the note back. Torrance opened the door and ran in, grabbed the note, and looked at him suspiciously, "You didn't peek at me?" Notes?"

Ye Qingzhou, who sat back to the original place, raised his head from a large pile of documents, helped his sliding eyes, and said blankly: "Huh?"

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say anything!" Then he walked away.

As for seeing my master's face on the note later, I almost licked it, wanted, begged.No.Am I talking nonsense about calling Shire's name all over the place?

Question: What should I do if the sexual orientation of my kid seems abnormal.

A: Isn't that great?

What a fart!Throw out things like rotten girls first and ask again.

Question: My master seems to be a child lover, what should I do?

Answer: In fact, judging from the age of the master, it is not considered a child lover, but a puppy love.

It turns out that this is just puppy love! . . .But what a fart!Who can tell me whether I want to marry my younger brother or see my younger brother marry a man back? Do I need to compare which is more tragic?Forget about such a sad comparison!

Change the carpet back to its original color—I would like to insert a topic here, because Torrance has to change the carpet every three days, so Ye Qingzhou became smart after three times, and prepared two colors in total, red and gold. If you don’t like it, you can change it, and if you don’t like it, you can change it back. It feels like a person who only has two sets of clothes, changing them once a day, and then proudly proclaiming that the clothes I wear every day are different, dear.

After changing the carpet, he rested his chin in a daze in melancholy, but he had no clue at all. At this time, he felt weak. You know, he is the only servant in the Torrance family now, and now the master's lifelong event They are all problems and no one can discuss them.

Think about people, and people will come.

When he was most desperate, a silver-haired woman knocked on the door of the Torrance family. The moment the door opened, the woman had an ambiguous smile on her lips, and with the golden sun on her back, opened another door. Chapter of a century.

Weird.

Ye Qingzhou glanced at the woman and didn't speak. The woman was silent for a while and introduced herself: "I heard that your Torrance mansion is recruiting maids, so I want to give it a try. My name is Hannah. Please give me your advice." .”

"Don't say anything else, I just ask you a question, how old are you?"

"Eight years old."

Eerie silence.

"Okay, you can go." Ye Qingzhou said contemptuously, "I'd rather my master mess up the foundation than hand him over to such an old woman who doesn't even know her own age."

"Then how old are you?" He replied unconvinced.

"Unmarried at 21, with a car and a house, a five-figure monthly income, no smoking, no drinking, no prostitution, no dating experience so far, the older virgin is a mere next." After speaking, he pulled out one and saw eight A bright smile with teeth.

Hannah mouthed, as if talking.you.mom.of.

"How can you say dirty words! How can you say [beep--]. [Beep--], and [beep--], my lord is too dirty!"

"What did I say? What did you just say! The mosaic is almost full of dialogue, you bastard!" Hannah yelled, not looking like a lady at all.

"In short, you can't do it anymore. Anyway, you will understand sooner or later. I will tell you now, the so-called cruel man's world..." Ye Qingzhou said with a straight face, "A real maid is not so superficial with big breasts." , a real maid must also have a lovely and pitiful temperament and be no older than 15 years old! Young...toothed! Cute! Docile! This is the true meaning of a maid!"

Hannah squinted at him, turned her face and gave a slash.Then grabbed Ye Qingzhou by the collar, lifted him up, and roared: "Anyway, I want to be your maid, I want to! I want to! I want to!"

"What are you doing!" Torrance, who had skipped class, saw this scene and was immediately angry. This woman dared to grab his Claude, "Don't you know that Claude is mine from hair to toenails? "

I really don't know about this, Ye Qingzhou complained coolly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Torrance made a sound, Hannah let go of her hand immediately. She looked at Torrance, blushed and took two steps forward, then stopped as if realizing something, and opened a pair of blue eyes. She looked at Torrance with cute eyes, and the love in her eyes was almost overflowing.

Torrance felt struck by lightning, "It feels... so disgusting."

After he finished speaking, Hannah froze for a moment, tears swirled in her eyes, and then ran away.

"I feel a little pitiful for no reason..." Ye Qingzhou said.

"Yes." Torrance nodded.

Then there was a moment of silence, Ye Qingzhou narrowed his eyes and looked at Torrance, and sneered, "Is the class over?"

Torrance nodded curtly.

At this time, a gentleman ran out in his underwear, with a weeping expression on his face, "Mr. Claude, Torrance stole my pants, you have to make the decision for me!"

"Class... finished?"

"Do you think he can still attend class in that state of mind?" Tolanxi replied confidently.

I'm sorry, but teacher, you are also very pitiful.

Taking Torrance back to class, Ye Qingzhou listened to the sound of trees falling in the forest, held his forehead, and ran over helplessly.

In the middle of a large tree, Hannah squatted on a broken tree and cried loudly. While crying, she slammed the ground under her body hard. Every time she hit it, it shook like an earthquake for a long time.

Ye Qingzhou glanced at the bottomless fist marks on the ground, turned around and was about to leave, but was caught by one hand.

"Don't you persuade me~~ (The guy who snatched my brother like this should be killed decisively...)" Pressing a hand on Ye Qingzhou's shoulder, Hannah's eyes radiated scarlet light, the whole picture His face was plunged into incomparable darkness.

"No, before I persuade you, can you tell me what is the strange dubbing behind you? And...brother?"

As if some strange switch was turned on, Hannah's expression immediately changed, her face became calm and steady, she pursed her lips, her eyes were filled with unresolved melancholy, she bowed slightly, and said, "I'm so sorry, I made you laugh. "

"No, I don't dare to laugh at all, and I can't let go of the trouble, my shoulder hurts from scratching."

Hannah ignored him, and took out a pistol from the ditch of her breasts, pressed it against Ye Qingzhou's temple, and asked with an apologetic expression: "Can you ask me to be the maid of the Torrance family? I really have this very important meaning."

"No, I think the pistol in your hand is also very important to me."

"I will still bring my three servants with me. In this way, Mr. Claude will be very relaxed, right? (Hannah killed him directly and snatched my brother back!)"

"So what's going on with your strange dubbing! Why does one person have two voices when speaking! And don't put your finger on the trigger with an apologetic face, what if you accidentally go off!"

As a result, the gun rang, and six shots were fired in a row. It was not until the bullets in the gun were emptied that Hannah bowed to Ye Qingzhou who was hiding behind the tree with a sorry face, "I'm sorry, it went off."

"Your family can go off fire six times! And you hit my target, what is your purpose!"

Hannah straightened up, holding a rocket launcher in her hand, which seemed to be pulled out from under the skirt, pointed at Ye Qingzhou, and smiled: "Did you agree? (I won't promise to kill you!)"

Ye Qingzhou's face was plunged into darkness.

What kind of maid is this!With this kind of maid, my master's aptitude doesn't have to worry at all, okay?That is the inevitable trend of historical development, okay?Maybe it will become the kind of horrible future where I think women all over the world look like this. I don't want it.

Then. . .

No then.

Seeing the injury on the deacon's face and Hannah who was standing at the dining table with a gentle smile, Torrance took a sip of the juice and teased, "So you lost the fight?"

I'm sorry, I won't talk about things like hitting women.

Hannah smiled and nodded, the light in her eyes made Torrance feel familiar.

Seems like a long time ago.

He turned his face away and took a sip of the juice, feeling a sour taste in it.

The author has something to say:

Dangdang, Luca woke up, and can temporarily borrow Hannah's body, so. . .

The wild Torrance house starts now!