[Black Butler] Ate that spider

Unknowingly, time rushed away like water in a flush toilet, and finally came the big day, the day when Torrance saw the so-called man's world.As for the time before this, if I can use an expression to describe it, it must be: . . .

Damn what kind of expression is this!Ye Qingzhou just wanted to flip the table, what kind of master is this motherfucker!If it is said that after a period of contact with a person, there will be a general image and understanding, then Torrance is completely out of the scope of human beings.His brain seems to be connected with the most mysterious black hole in the universe, leading directly to the unknown space.

There are infinite possibilities in that world, so it is reasonable that Ye Qingzhou's poor imagination is completely incomprehensible.

But things are always unexpected.

"It's so unpalatable." Torrance put the plate on the table with a disgusted expression. To be honest, it was much better than yesterday when he wanted to lift the table, but he couldn't lift it up for a long time, and finally kicked Ye Qingzhou's feet angrily. .

To be honest, dear, you can't lift the table, it's going to kick gravity or Newton, why kick me.

"Claude, you don't know what I like to eat at all. Claude, you don't care about me at all, and you don't love me at all."

. . .There is a feeling that this guy is possessed by something strange.

"Then tell me what you like, and I will try my best to get it. Of course, if not, I will work hard to learn it." That's all Ye Qingzhou said.

As expected, Torrance narrowed his eyes and scanned him up and down for a long time.

Unexpectedly, Torrance drew a long tone, "No, yes, I want you to guess it yourself. If you really know me, you can definitely guess it."

"I'm sorry, I don't understand you at all." He admitted very bachelorly, and counted three seconds in his heart.

one two Three.

Sure enough, Torrance began to cry, "I knew it, you've been lying to me..."

Can you tell me where you came to this conclusion?Looking at this young man who couldn't stop crying, Ye Qingzhou could only compromise, "I'm sorry, I will try my best to guess."

"Don't take fencing lessons." Torrance added the condition with tears.

"This is not possible."

Torrance continued to cry.

After a long silence, he reluctantly compromised, "Only today."

The tears stopped immediately, and then he raised his chin, as if that's it, you're useless, back off quickly.

Resisting the urge to beat up the kid, Ye Qingzhou packed up her things and went out.As soon as he closed the door, Torrance immediately took out a notebook as if by magic, and it seemed that he had written dozens of pages. While writing, he murmured: "It seems that Claude has very poor resistance to tears. ?Okay, what's the next test? The new cane is coming soon, let's test whether hitting him with the cane will make him angry next time!"

The exposed notebook skin is also marked with the name: "Ten thousand ways to attack Cloud."

You know, the previous Claude would not force Torrance to attend classes, but this Claude does not know what kind of trouble he has, and he is very tight on his studies, no matter how coquettish he is, he will not give in.So Torrance, who was forced to instill a lot of knowledge, came to the conclusion that understanding is the ladder of relationship progress.In other words, he knew too little about Claude before, so in the end Claude would fall into the arms of Charles who knew him better than himself (absolutely refused to admit it), right?Reborn once again, this time the tragedy must be avoided from the beginning.

Now that he already knows that Claude is a guy who is very eager to be abused, then he will gradually learn how to rise from low-level abuse with punching and kicking to high-end abuse with various tools, so that Claude can feel his painstaking efforts.And look, isn't the current Claude completely different from what he remembered?He would touch his head gently, and sometimes show an angry expression, but he was never really angry with himself.

Isn't such a gentle Claude, who is completely different from the Claude in memory, the result of his hard work? (Actually, it is the result of crossing)

Sarah, don't worry, Claude, I will definitely satisfy you, and I will never let you get bored!So swearing, Torrance snapped her notebook shut and was ready to go. . .Attend class.

In any case, Torrance, who didn't want Claude to be angry, carefully followed the line that would not really anger the other party, and then stretched out her tentacles unwillingly, testing that person's bottom line.

Leaving Torrance and Good Baby aside, Ye Qingzhou is now surrounded by happiness.

Incomparable happiness, no, perhaps incomparable maid.

Maid, maid, still maid!Looking at the past, the big hall was full of young girls from all over the UK, looking pitifully at the man who was in charge of their destiny.

To be honest, what more could a man ask for if he could live to this extent!

Pressing down on the nosebleed that was almost gushing out, Ye Qingzhou coughed lightly, and then decided to be checked (molested) one by one, so many at a time are too busy hahahahaha.With a straight face, he said coldly: "All of you, line up and go to the next room to accept the interview in order." After finishing speaking, he thought he was very cold and turned to the next reception room.

There was a moment of silence in the living room, and then there was noise like an explosion.If a woman is equivalent to a thousand ducks, then the ducks in the Torrance mansion are enough to supply the whole of Europe at this moment.

"He's so handsome, the grown-up just now looked very stylish when he turned around..."

"Yes, yes, and the salary is very high. I heard that there are very few jobs."

This kind of discussion was so loud that Torrance, who was studying in the study, heard it. He put down the quill in his hand. This action made the teacher who taught etiquette frown. Torrance, who realized this, shrugged, and then He asked enthusiastically: "It sounds very lively, teacher, do you know what happened?"

"Pay attention to your sitting posture." A whip hit Torrance's soft waist, but it didn't hurt at all. After all, he didn't have the guts to beat a nobleman, and then he received it reluctantly, "Today is Torrance's mansion. The day to recruit maids..."

Torrance's eyes widened, and the high-grade paper in his hand was torn in half, but he didn't seem to realize it at all.

"What?" Asking like this, it seems that he heard some terrible news, Claude is. . .Don't need yourself anymore?

Never allow it!

Thinking of this, he walked out directly, pushing away the tutor who wanted to block him.

"I'll tell Mr. Cloud!" he threatened unwillingly.

Torrance showed a sneer, his eyes rolled down in disdain, and the corners of his mouth curled up, malice almost overflowing: "Do it, you stupid pig." After finishing speaking, he walked towards the living room without looking back.

His face turned blue when he saw so many women lining up.

When he saw so many women patting the team to share a room with Claude alone, his face turned black, as if a dark cloud was attached to his face.

When he heard Claude's seemingly happy voice, his face returned to normal, but the background was completely blackened.

Are you happy, Claude?How can you be so happy behind my back?Such a bad bastard needs a lesson!Looking at the girl in the whole room, he suddenly showed a bright smile, then turned and left.

After half an hour, no one noticed that there was a golden-haired 'girl' wearing a maid outfit in the crowd.The young girl was in a trance, her face was pale, and she looked extremely weak.Contrary to her frail appearance, she held a large porcelain utensil in her hands that did not fit her thin body at all.It may be because there were too many people, or the girl herself was not feeling well. She accidentally fell to the ground, and the splashed debris cut her arm.

"Are you okay?" A kind lady helped her up and asked, then let out a cry of surprise.There was still bruising on the girl's bare wrist from being restrained, but the marks had faded away, as if it had been left a long time ago.

"No..." The girl smiled weakly, but tears fell down her cheeks, "What should I do? If you break Lord Claude's favorite porcelain, he will definitely punish me."

There was an uproar, and someone asked awkwardly, "Mr. Claude did this?"

She was referring to the scars that were accidentally exposed on the girl's body.

The girl nodded involuntarily, and then began to shake her head in fear, as if she was about to shake her head down.

"No, no, Master Claude is the best person in this world, the person who treats me best in this world, the person who treats me best..." Saying this, his eyes were empty Like a puppet without a soul, with a terrified look, it mechanically recited the memorized lines.Carrying on the back, crying even more sadly, while crying, struggling to pick up the fragments on the ground, even if the fragments cut their fingers.

"Clean it up, pack it up quickly, or..." She shivered, as if thinking of something bad.

The hall was silent.

"Speaking of which, I heard from my relatives that it seems that the owner of this house is an old man who is notorious in the aristocratic circle..."

"It seems that the maid here has disappeared inexplicably again..."

"And such a high salary itself is very strange, why do you have to pay so much money for no reason..."

The seeds of doubt have been planted, and all that is left to do is add fuel to the flames.

So after another half an hour, the rumors have become "According to the information provided by a reliable insider, the owner of this room is a super pervert who likes to torture and kill maids, and that Mr. Claude just used a cold expression to cover up his sexuality." .An incompetent pervert, I heard that he likes to steal maids' panties and put them on his head. '

"Really?" Torrance, who came back from a circle, was still dressed as a maid, and asked with a look of surprise, without the slightest awareness that these were all rumors, and then continued to spread rumors inadvertently: "Claude Didn't Mr. De just spy on the maids taking a bath? In fact, there used to be many maids in this Torrance house, but it was because Mr. Claude was too perverted that everyone escaped."

"Really?" Another group of people were amazed.

"Well, and I heard that he is sick. There are always a few days a month when he will run out without any clothes, saying that he is going to absorb the moonlight or something. He will also squat on the tower and howl at the moon."

"Why is this..."

So after another half an hour, Ye Qingzhou happily became the most perverted person in London—no one!And considering that there are girls from the whole of England concentrated in this room, Ye Qingzhou is estimated to become the most perverted person in the whole of Britain soon—no one there either.

At this time, the door of the reception room opened, and Ye Qingzhou came out and said, "Next."

silence. . .A deathly silence swept the hall.Then everyone ran out like a hurricane.Looking at the empty hall, Ye Qingzhou was stunned for a moment, then turned around and said to the girl who had just been interviewed: "Or just you..." Before he finished speaking, two whirlwinds swept over, one left and one right picked up the girl and ran away Get out, run and yell, "Get away from that pervert!"

I'm afraid Ye Qingzhou won't hear it.

Ye Qingzhou, who was labeled as a pervert, touched his head, thinking that this world is not only strange for Torrance?Why is everyone around me so weird?So could it be my fault?

The wandering eyes glanced at the only remaining maid in this room—although she was slowly slipping out along the corner, trying to slow down as if you couldn't see me.

Give up, girl, there is no way to hide your explosive presence in the empty hall anyway.And if it is true that no maid is recruited, wouldn't it be too embarrassing!So wake up girl, it's you!

He rushed over, put one hand on the girl's shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's just you, girl!"

The girl almost jumped up, then slowly turned her head, stuck out her tongue, and showed a shy smile.

Who can tell him why this girl looks so much like Torrance. . .