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There is no reason to be happy and fall in love..." Seeing Wu Xie's disbelief, Xie Yuchen made a helpless expression and continued, "I want to tell the difference..." Xie Yuchen lit a cigarette for Wu Xie, and then He lowered his head to touch his own, spit out, and said: "...Maybe it's because male homosexuals are more able to separate body and emotion. "
"Oh?" Wu Xie was stunned for a moment, but immediately understood. He took his arm off Xie Yuchen's shoulder and leaned back on the back of the sofa. "This is the same for heterosexuals now."
"That's true. But most heterosexuals still believe in love. They have a future. They can be together in a fair way, get married and have children, and even if they don't love anymore, they can make do with it. But there is nothing between gays, except Physical relationship, each takes what he needs..." Xie Yuchen took a puff of cigarette, spit out a few smoke rings casually, and turned to Wu Xie, "So, if you ask me how I feel, I'm sorry, I can't answer you……"
Hearing what Xie Yuchen said, Wu Xie sat up straight suddenly, and said, "You don't love that god... black glasses?"
"Him?" Xie Yuchen laughed as if he had heard a funny joke, "Wu Xie, stop teasing me. Do you think I will fall in love with that kind of person?"
"Don't say it so easily, even if you don't love him, he should be special, right?" Wu Xie also smiled, and then said, "I think he is sincere to you...do you really not feel it? I don't I know what's going on with you two, but I think according to your personality, you can't talk to him if you don't like it, let alone get angry with him."
"Once upon a time, I used to think I fell in love with him, but now..." Xie Yuchen smiled and changed the subject, "Oh! Brother Wu Xie, you said you liked me just now, and now you are dating me with another man Get together, what do you mean!"
Wu Xie was amused by Xie Yuchen's gesture of stroking the orchid flower on his chest, and scolded with a smile: "Go away, you are two years older than me... Brother Wu Xie... Are you stinky or not!"
"Sick? Looking at your posture when you just came in, you wish you could find a man to go to bed right away. Now that you've calmed down, you're pretending to be serious." As he spoke, Xie Yuchen slapped Wu Xie and hugged Wu Xie neck, whispered, "Tell me, what's the matter?"
"Xiaohua, look, you are hugging me like this now, you almost kissed me just now, although I don't hate it, but I don't react, but... but... there is a person... as soon as he approaches... I..."
"Is it hard?" Xie Yuchen's eyes turned green as if he had gotten a very fun toy, staring at Wu Xie's legs, and he was about to pick it up, "Is it hard now?"
"Xiaohua, don't make trouble...don't make trouble..." Wu Xie avoided Xie Yuchen's hand and fled to the other side of the sofa.
Xie Yuchen refused to let go, chased Wu Xie up, and said with a smile: "I just said that you are not so straight... In this case, you should consider me... just once... once... I promise to make you more attractive than having sex with a woman." Cool……"
The two were like children, grabbing each other's wrists and tugging back and forth on the sofa. In the end, they were not as strong as Xie Yuchen, and Wu Xie was completely pressed onto the sofa, with his hands locked on the side of his head.
"Xiaohua..." Wu Xie stopped struggling and looked at Xie Yuchen with a smile.
"Why are you looking at me like that? Be careful, I'm really strong on you!" Xie Yuchen let go of Wu Xie's wrist, turned over and sat back on the sofa, picked up the cigarette case from the coffee table, took out one and put it in his mouth, turning his head while lighting the fire Looking at Wu Xie, "Do you feel it?"
"Do you have any?" Wu Xie also turned over, took the cigarette case handed over by Xie Yuchen, and smoked one too.
"Nonsense! I was born, and besides... I like you so much..." Xie Yuchen smiled and pressed the lighter.
"Stop!" Wu Xie snatched the lighter and lowered his head to light the cigarette.
"Is it Zhang Qiling?"
"Ah..." Wu Xie was not prepared at all. He took a puff of smoke in his throat and coughed loudly, "Why... why... why... is it him?"
"Is it him?"
"Xiao Hua..." Wu Xie turned around, "Do you know something?"
"I've seen him in 'Wandering Soul'."
"'Wandering Soul'?"
"A well-known gay bar, in S City." Xie Yuchen stopped his teasing tone and looked directly at Wu Xiedao, "The depth behind this person is unfathomable, it is by no means as simple as it seems, if you have something to do with him... Be careful..."
Although Zhang Qiling is mysterious and unpredictable, even the third uncle can't tell the origin of this person, but Wu Xie just heard that at the time, did there really be American imperial spies or something in peacetime?It's natural to let it be a joke, but now that Xie Yuchen mentioned it so seriously, Wu Xie couldn't help frowning, thinking carefully about various possibilities.
Seeing that Wu Xie remained silent, Xie Yuchen pushed him: "It's not that serious, I'm just talking casually, if he really likes you, he won't hurt you at all."
"Get lost! What are you talking about! He is GAY, and I am not..." Thinking of what he just said, Wu Xie obviously lacked confidence, and thought for a while, "I'm not crazy..."
Xie Yuchen leaned sideways on the armrest of the sofa, looked Wu Xie up and down with squinted eyes: "It doesn't matter whether you are gay or not. The important thing is that you don't have feelings for other men, but for him. Isn't that enough to explain the problem?"
"What's the problem?" After Jie Yuchen said this, Wu Xie also woke up suddenly.
"What's the question? Are you asking me?" Xie Yuchen smiled and waved his hand, "The soul and the flesh are inseparable, what a fucking trouble."
"Xiaohua...you don't want to say, I'm in love with him, do you?"
"I don't know..." Xie Yuchen sat up straight, and continued, "If you think it's love, just love it, it's not a big deal. But then again, Wu Xie, you are different from me, I am Naturally, if you mess around like this, that's it. But you, a good straight man is not suitable... If you play for fun, you are not such a person. Besides, do you know what Zhang Qiling thinks? If he plays with you Thoughts, you are not enough for him to play with...Even if you have feelings in the end, have you thought about what to do in the future? Young Master?"
Wu Xie smiled wryly, looked down at the cigarette butt that was almost burning to the filter, and said after a while, "Xiaohua, where the hell did you get out of these years? What you said...you have become a genius."
Xie Yuchen leaned over and patted Wu Xie on the shoulder: "The bystander is clear, I will tell you what I can think of... Actually, you didn't come here to listen to what I said, you just want to try to see if you can get along with other men." Get hard?" Seeing that Wu Xie was about to argue, Xie Yuchen quickly interrupted with a wave of his hand, leaning into Wu Xie's ear and whispering, "If you hadn't been a child, I would have fallen for you right now, I don't believe it, you won't feel it... ..." After speaking, he glanced at Wu Xie's legs again, "...you are like this, I am so hurt...you always hit me like this..."
"Get out!" Wu Xie snarled, and stood up "squeaky", "I'll call that psycho right now, and ask him to come and take you, a monster..."
Xie Yuchen sat on the sofa and smiled even more wickedly: "You let him in..."
"Huh?" Wu Xie didn't understand, so he looked at the door and then looked back at Xie Yuchen.
Xie Yuchen pointed to the door, signaling Wu Xie to open it.
Wu Xie was confused, but still took a few quick steps and opened the door.
"Hi! Young Master!"
Neuropathy? !
How is he here?
This kind of weird thing is really not something Wu Xie can adapt to.
He stared wide-eyed at the black glasses leaning against the door frame with a mouthful of white teeth, and then turned his head to look at Xie Yuchen, who was sitting on the sofa with a full-on monstrous aura...
Suddenly, I felt that disappearing completely at this time was the wisest choice.
"That... Xiao Hua... I still have class later... I'll go first..."
"Oh! What a coincidence, I still want to have a good chat with the third master..." The black glasses lowered their heads and bit a cigarette in their mouths.
"Another day...another day..." Although he was not a thief, Wu Xie was guilty for no reason.
"Then walk slowly!" The black glasses turned sideways.
Just as Wu Xie went out, the office door closed behind him with a "bang", and then he heard the usual playful voice from the black glasses inside:
Master Hua'er, I'm sorry to disturb your good business...you dare to move a dumb person, I really underestimate you...
29
It was night, Wu Xie suffered from insomnia, lying on the bed tossing and turning pancakes, turning over from time to time to smoke a cigarette.
Three months, just three months,
Compared with the long life and long years,
One hundred days is not even enough—a season of flowers blooms.
Why do you say love?
Unfamiliar, ignorant, utterly ignorant,
But this does not prevent him from having a strong sense of existence to him.
If he wanted to, standing in front of him even without saying a word could attract all his attention.
He branded his own brand in his heart in his own way,
So deep, so clear, so—
hard to forget.
Wu Xie thought: Even if Zhang Qiling disappears, he will never forget him.
No matter what kind of colorful life he has, he will exist in his heart in a special way until the prosperity ends and the song ends.
Maybe you will be lost for a while; maybe you will suddenly think of it in a sunny afternoon; maybe you will ask when you are eating and walking in the middle of your dream at midnight: are you okay now; maybe you will gradually think that you have forgotten it; but you will eventually have--
Regret.
After a burst of burning pain, Wu Xie came back to his senses, quickly shook off the cigarette butt in his hand, picked up the slippers on the ground sideways and pressed the cigarette butt, and flattened a large character to stare at the ceiling.
Oh shit!
Tomorrow, I will go to that radish and ask clearly, what are we going to do?
If it's really playing around like Xiao Hua said, then fuck off, I don't have that much time to spare, and I'm not crazy!
But if it is true, what should we do?
How to do?
that……
Then...then I will go all out...
"Buzzing..."
Coming to text.
Wu Xie stretched out his arms and touched the phone on the bedside table, and looked at it in front of him——
Zhang radish?
Swipe open the screen lock, a short text message, only a phone number and a sentence: call this number to withdraw money.
Call to withdraw money?
Wu Xie went in without knowing it, and glanced at the phone number again—why is it three-segment?
I've seen it before, but Wu Xie can't remember where the phone number is, it's definitely not from China anyway, so...could it be...
In the situation at noon, I didn’t have the time to look carefully at what bank’s card it was. I took it and put it in my trouser pocket. Now that I think about it, it’s really not from the four major banks. Could it be an American card?
Wu Xie got up and took out the golden bank card from his trouser pocket to study carefully——
The front and back of the card are gold, unlike common bank cards with a black magnetic stripe on the back, but thicker than ordinary bank cards, a bit like a second-generation ID card.On the front there is the name of the bank and a string of card numbers, there is a number below it, and an English name below it: Kylin.
Although he has never been abroad, Wu Xie occasionally pays attention to finance and economics, so he recognized a line of English on the card: JPMorganChaseBank.
JP Morgan Chase Bank, a multinational financial services organization, one of the largest banks in the United States.
It's really a Bank of America card!
Crazy, don't give me salary card bonus card, what kind of broken card was given to me, and I have to call to withdraw money, showing off that you are a turtle?
Wu Xie smiled, and threw the bank card on the bedside table, thinking about returning the card to him tomorrow—it was an excuse, so could it be possible to borrow money from him?
Turning off the desk lamp casually, Wu Xie was about to go to bed, but as soon as his head touched the pillow, Xie Yuchen's words jumped into his head——
What's the origin of this man?
Wu Xie pondered for a while, then got up and turned on the lights, and checked the time difference between New York and Beijing with his mobile phone.
There was a difference of thirteen hours, it was midnight here, and it was morning there.
Dial the number on the text message and wait for a while...
Unexpectedly, the phone was actually dialed.
Soon, a very pure American English came from the other end of the phone: Hello...
Wu Xie was a little confused, and after several times of stuttering and saying "Excuseme, Ibeg your pardon?", he finally found his feeling, and then expressed his willingness to withdraw money to the foreign girl in blunt Chinese English, and answered the foreign girl's request The credit card number and serial number, and incidentally asked about the authority of this credit card and the method of withdrawing money.
Yang Niu politely told Wu Xie that the credit card with this number was an important customer and needed to be transferred to another department. She was very sorry to ask him to wait for a while. After a while, someone would answer all his questions.
The global limit, the identity of the cardholder is strictly confidential, and each numbered customer has a dedicated service. As long as someone can accurately enter the withdrawal password, they can overdraft unlimited times within 100 million.
While waiting for the transfer, Wu Xie thought angrily: What the hell kind of credit rating is this?
The annual salary of more than 20 yuan in the Ninth Middle School is not something this master can fancy at all. Could it be that this carrot is really a spy sent by the US emperor to steal information?
While thinking wildly, a sweeter voice came from the other end of the phone, asking Wu Xie what business he wanted to handle.
Wu Xie said that she wanted to withdraw money, and then provided her bank card number and bank address and name at the request of the foreign girl, and was told that as long as the password was entered correctly, the withdrawal amount entered would be transferred to the designated account within 24 hours. After reconfirming that Wu Xie had no other problems, he quickly switched to the password input system.
password?
That radish didn't say what the password was!
Guess?
If I can guess the password, I won't be here anymore!
Was he so sure he would guess the password?
But how do you guess?Even a few passwords, letters or numbers do not know.
But since he was asked to try...
Wu Xie thought about the habit of ordinary people setting passwords, and entered a six-digit password composed of two numbers after his birth and his birthday. After waiting a few seconds nervously, he was actually asked to enter the withdrawal amount!
Wu Xie was so surprised that she hurriedly entered the number [-]. After hearing "Thank you, I'm glad to serve you", she hung up the phone and finally lay down on the bed, her chest heaving violently.
your sister!
Zhang Qi Ling!
You used all your ability to pick up girls on me!
You fucking deserve a beating!
The next day, the mobile phone text message reminded that the money had arrived, but after carefully looking at the amount, Wu Xie broke out in a sweat - he even forgot that it was US dollars, and now there was an extra 10,000+ RMB in the account!
Asked Wang Mengmeng for the card number, and directly transferred [-] yuan online, and then found a travel agency to ask for a quotation for a seven-day tour of Europe during the next eleventh. Bite, I signed up for a super luxurious platinum group, [-] per person, and told the little girl to call the Empress Dowager and Empress Dowager three days before the holiday so that they could make preparations in advance.
After explaining everything, Wu Xie stared at the phone for a while.
This time, more than 7 yuan was allocated.
How to do……
Sell yourself!
Wu Xie lowered his head and smiled, feeling extremely comfortable for no reason.
"Wu Xie, I brought back the mooncake ticket for you." Wang Mengmeng turned from Chen Wenjin's side, shook the mooncake ticket in his hand, saw that Wu Xie was so happy, he couldn't help being dumbfounded, and asked He said, "...Wu Xie, what are you so silly about?"
Wu Xie looked up at him, the smile on his face hadn't faded, and he said "um" casually.
Wang Mengmeng immediately showed a ghostly expression: "Wu Xie, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"
Wu Xie got up, took a look at the mooncake coupons, and said, "I'm in a good mood... oh, Haagen-Dazs... thank you!" He waved his hand and walked towards the door.
"Hey... what are you doing?"
"I'm going to get my third uncle's mooncake coupon..."
Wang Meng was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "Have you smoked? You still need to get the principal's?"
"I'm going to blackmail him... by the way... be cute..."
"Uh..." Wang Mengmeng's face was covered with black lines.
Wu Xie entered the elevator, took out her mobile phone, and sent Zhang Qiling a text message: Did you get the mooncake coupon?
Quick back: no.
Another post: Shall I help you get it?
Come back: good.
Immediately, another one was added: I am in the office at noon.
Wu Xie leaned against the elevator wall and stared at the screen of her phone silly, not even noticing that she had reached the first floor.
"Teacher Wu, why are you going?" The elevator door opened, and a teacher entered the elevator and asked again, "Go to get the mooncake tickets?"
"Yes, yes, yes..." Wu Xie glanced at the indicator light, and hurried out of the elevator before the door closed.
No matter how many things still need to be faced, at least the joy of this moment is real.
Although it cannot be said or shared, but that is not important, the important thing is——
From that moment on, his happiness, his happiness, his pain, his struggle, his entanglement, and everything about him will belong to him.
Even in the end, they are still strangers, but at least——
There will be no regrets.
That morning, everyone who met Wu Xie felt his happiness and was overwhelmed by the contagious smile on his sunny and handsome face. Although they didn't know what made him so happy, they just couldn't help it. Just pat him on the shoulder and smile with him.
yes!What reason does he have to be unhappy?
Therefore, when such Wu Xie opened the door and entered Zhang Qiling's office, Zhang Qiling who was waiting on the sofa unconsciously squinted his eyes to avoid being stabbed by the too dazzling light.
Seeing Zhang Qiling's expression, Wu Xie closed the door triumphantly with his hand back, grinned again, and said, "The errand fee, two thousand, will be deducted from the arrears."
Zhang Qiling stood up and took the mooncake voucher from Wu Xie, looked at him for a long time as if in disbelief, finally hooked the corners of his mouth, stretched his arms to hold Wu Xie in his arms, and said in his ear: "Then give me the IOU." signed."
what?
Wu Xie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and struggled to take out Zhang Qiling's bank card from his trouser pocket, squeezed his bonus card into the gap between the two of them, stretched out his hand, and held it up to Zhang Qiling's eyes: "Is it okay to pay in installments?"
Zhang Qiling grabbed the two cards, threw them on the desk, thought for a while, let go of Wu Xie, walked around the coffee table, took out the "IOU" from the top drawer on the left, and said to Wu Xie, "Sign it." .”
"Why?" Wu Xie frowned exaggeratedly, "I gave you all the bonus cards, and you still..."
Zhang Qiling sat back in the chair, looked at Wu Xie and raised his eyebrows: "Don't sign it? Okay..." He picked up a pen and wrote something under the "IOU".
"Hey, what are you writing?" Wu Xie hurried over to grab Zhang Qiling's hand, looked down, then turned to look at Zhang Qiling in disbelief, "Are you okay?"
"Not to sign?" Zhang Qiling asked.
"Sign, sign, sign... I will sign..." Wu Xie snatched Zhang Qiling's pen, signed his name behind "borrower", and angrily wrote the two lines that Zhang Qiling had just written——
Errands: 2000
Kiss: 5000
go to bed: ...
Cross it out! ! !
Comrade Wu Xiaoxie, these are all crossed out, are you planning to make them free?Then when will you be able to pay off the 10,000+ debt you owe to others?
30
In the career of "picking up girls", which he thinks he has more experience, he was taken advantage of by that carrot, and miraculously succeeded, which made Wu Xie very and particularly unhappy.
He carefully studied the several "confrontations" in the past three months, and finally discovered pessimistically that the attribute of "black belly" is really not something that can be acquired in a short time at this stage, so he had to use what he is best at—— —Since we can't focus on the big picture, let's start from the small picture, it's damn touching!
This week is the last week before the Mid-Autumn Festival and the National Day holiday, which also means that there is still one week left before Zhang Qiling's hard-working shift at school will end.
Wu Xie weighed the time a little bit, then squinted his eyes and looked at the desk calendar with a fierce expression on his face: Damn, it's only a week, can I still not hold on?
In this way, under Wang Mengmeng's bewildered and terrified gaze, a costly "picking up girls" plan was unveiled.
On Sunday night, Wu Xie went to bed at nine o'clock, but it was too early. She tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. She carefully deliberated the details of the whole plan in her head, and after there were no loopholes, she got out of bed and ran to the chair by the door He picked up his phone and checked the set alarm clock.
Finally, everything was ready, Wu Xieping spread out on the bed, put the index finger and middle finger of his right hand together to his lips, made an exaggerated sprint, then stretched his arm and pointed to the ceiling—take the move, Zhang Luobo!
At four o'clock in the morning the next day, Ai Crazy faithfully started the first round of alarms. Wu Xie turned over, covered her head with a thin quilt and stayed there until the ringing stopped, and fell asleep again.
At ten past four, Ai Crazy faithfully started the second round of alarms. Wu Xie sat up from the bed and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, and north. Sitting on the chair with his head tilted, he fell asleep again.
At [-]:[-], Ai Crazy started the third round of alarms faithfully, this time with rings and vibrations that exploded directly in his hands.Wu Xie jumped up like a conditioned reflex, roughly recognized the direction, rushed into the bathroom, washed his face vigorously with the cold water from the tap, and finally woke up.
At [-]:[-], Wu Xie rushed out of the dormitory and ran all the way.
At 26:[-], Wu Xie ran to the school gate to wake up the doorman brother, and explained with a smiling face that there was something wrong with going out.
At 36:2, Wu Xieshe ran to the breakfast shop where the taste and hygiene of the dishes he stepped on the day before were impressive, and he waited for [-] minutes for the first pot of steamed buns to come out.
At [-]:[-], Wu Xie ran wildly all the way again, and entered the school gate under the surprised eyes of the guard brother.
At 57:[-], Wu leaned against the wall by the door of Zhang Qiling's office, rubbing his head and face, trying to calm his heartbeat, making everything look like a leisurely walk in the courtyard.
At exactly five o'clock, Zhang Qiling opened the door of the office, and was just about to turn around to lock the door when he was taken aback by the smell of steaming steamed buns.
Holding the bun bag, Wu Xie bounced off the wall, shook the sweaty bangs on his forehead, and smiled like a spring breeze: "Master Zhang, there is still time to go to duty after eating the buns."
After the initial flash of surprise, Zhang Qiling returned to his expressionless face, staring straight at Wu Xie until Wu Xie put away his smile and was about to jump before saying, "You just bought it?"
"Yes, there's also soy milk." Wu Xie said, handing the bag to Zhang Qiling, putting his hands in the pockets of his slacks, and shaking them casually, "I don't have time to eat breakfast when I'm on duty so early? Beware of stomach problems... ..." Seeing that Zhang Qiling was still silent, Wu Xie gritted his teeth, and continued to find nothing to say, "I didn't eat breakfast for several years when I was in college. After all, I got a stomach problem. Now I can't afford to skip a meal...you eat quickly Ah... I'll be late for a while..."
"Wu Xie..." Zhang Qiling leaned over abruptly, pressed Wu Xie against the wall with his body, put his empty arms around Wu Xie's back and pulled him forward forcefully.
"Hey... hello..." Wu Xie hid Zhang Qiling's lips from left and right, and chuckled, "Mr. Zhang... I haven't washed my face... I haven't brushed my teeth..."
Zhang Qiling was stunned for a moment, then laughed softly, buried his head on Wu Xie's sweaty neck, rubbed it, tentatively licked it, and then licked it again.
Wu Xie was so itchy and numb from being licked, her hands were stuck on Zhang Qiling's belt and pushed out: "Mr. Zhang...Mr. Zhang..."
"Go to my place and sleep a little longer..."
"Ok?"
"Don't go back to the dormitory..." Zhang Qiling raised his head, the smile on the corner of his mouth still hasn't receded, and continued, "You can still sleep for another hour, and you can go directly to the playground to raise the flag in my school uniform."
Wu Xie took out his phone and looked at the time. He thought it was feasible. Just as he was about to say yes, he remembered the last time the TV station came to videotape and temporarily wore Zhang Qiling's school uniform. He stared at Zhang Qiling with a smile in his eyes: "Mr. Stretching the hand that was still stuck in Zhang Qiling's waist to the back of the waist, he touched it down to his tight buttocks, pinched it gently, and said, "Your pants are a bit skinny..."
Zhang Qiling narrowed his eyes, with a smile spreading in his eyes, and said, "Really?" Lifting the hem of Wu Xie's T-shirt, nimble fingers got in, wrapped Wu Xie's waist with his big hands, and pinched it again The less obvious little meat, "It's thinner than that time..."
Wu Xie couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, pushed Zhang Qiling hard, and said, "Hurry up and leave, the principal will deduct ten points for being late on duty."
Zhang Qiling also smiled and let go, and pushed open the office door to signal Wu Xie to go in.
After entering the inner room, Wu Xie sat on the edge of the bed and looked at the neatly folded thin quilt and flat sheets, a little embarrassed, and said to Zhang Qiling who had already found a complete set of outfits in the closet: "That...Mr. Zhang...time It's almost the same, I still don't sleep, I can't sleep..."
Zhang Qiling found out the trousers and shirt belt and put it on the chair next to the closet, then turned to Wu Xie and said, "I'd better get some sleep, I'll go now..." Seeing Wu Xie hesitate while looking at the bed, Zhang Qiling went around the end of the bed and shook the quilt away Spread on the bed, "There is a new toothbrush in the drawer under the nightstand on the left..."
Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling busy, and couldn't help feeling elated, this is too fucking virtuous!
Seeing Zhang Qiling close the door and leave, Wu Xie fell back on the bed, rolled the thin quilt into a ball and hugged it in his arms, raised one leg to press on it, smiled very wickedly, and made a "v" to himself in satisfaction .
This round—
Victory!
Wu Xie recognized the bed, drowsy and didn't sleep well, and woke up before the phone's alarm rang, checked the time, it was still enough to take a shower, turned over, found a new toothbrush in the drawer under the bedside table, unpacked it, and went to the bathroom go.
He heard the phone ringing just after washing, Wu Xie hurriedly jumped out to get it, wiped his hair with a bath towel in one hand, and picked up the phone with the other——Zhang Qiling's voice over there was mixed with the marching song: Are you up?
"Well, I got up, I just finished taking a shower, I'm going down now." Wu Xie wiped the drops of water on his body and said.
"it is good."
After hanging up the phone, Wu Xie grabbed Zhang Qiling's short-sleeved school uniform shirt and put it on, buttoned it up, stood in front of the wardrobe and looked in the mirror——
Huh?Is it really thin?
Wu Xie grabbed the shirt on his chest and shook it. It was indeed a little looser. He quickly picked up the school uniform pants and put them on. Not to mention, he was really thin. He could fasten the zipper and button of the front door without taking a deep breath. , and the ass is not tight anymore.
Wu Xie is a little bit sad - it's been a long time since he has been working, and he has lost weight, so he must make up for it at night, and by the way, start the second step of his "picking up girls" plan.
After taking care of himself, Wu Xie walked out of Zhang Qiling's office refreshed, and joined the various armies gathering on the playground.
When we came to the playground, the flag-raising ceremony hadn't started yet, so Wu Xie stood in the team of teachers and looked at the commander's platform.
Xie Ziyang patted Wu Xie from behind, and said softly, "I got up late this morning, and I didn't have time to buy breakfast. After the flag is hoisted, you go to the store to buy some bread."
Wu Xie turned around and promised him: "Yes, yes."
Xie Ziyang originally wanted to stand at the end of the row, but suddenly remembered something, he went back behind Wu Xie and pushed him forward, saying: "Move forward, give me a seat."
Wu Xie reluctantly stepped forward and said, "What's the matter?"
Xie Ziyang waved his hand to the teacher behind to apologize, then stepped into the line and said, "Do you have any arrangements for the Mid-Autumn Festival?"
"Mid-Autumn Festival?" Wu Xie originally wanted to say no, but then he thought about it and said: "Not yet... But you also know that my second and third uncles come to my house every year, what's the matter?"
Xie Ziyang hesitated for a while, and said: "It's nothing, just ask..." After finishing speaking, he leaned forward and said softly, "You fucking have time to take a bath in the morning and no time to have breakfast, so who will care about you in the future? who the hell is the grandson."
Wu Xie was so rushed that he didn't know what to do. He touched the hair on the back of his head that was not completely dry, and looked back at Xie Ziyang suspiciously. Just as he was about to ask him where the evil fire came from this early in the morning, he was sent "" Papa" was interrupted by the sound of slapping the microphone, so I had to turn around and stand in the direction of the flagpole.
After the flag-raising ceremony was over, Wu Xie didn't bother to go to the store to buy bread, and automatically and consciously followed Aning to the English group cautiously, and corrected, "If you want to kill or cut, you are afraid of getting hurt. A hundred times of self-determination is not enough to apologize." " attitude, waiting for Aning to get mad.
Seeing Wu Xie like this, Ah Ning couldn't hold back anymore. He took out a few pieces of paper from the desk drawer and handed them to Wu Xie, saying, "Look, handsome Wu!"
"What?" Wu Xie took a look and said, "Luffy, you bastard..."
"We had a fight and became a hero. Now the boys in the class adore you and Principal Zhang very much." Aning also laughed, "What is this review... I found that he still has the potential to talk about storytelling, Every day after lunch at noon, I would start talking about how you and Principal Zhang are so brave, how you bravely fought against the underworld, how you punched and kicked..."
Wu Xie couldn't help but laugh: "How did you deal with it, later?"
"A [-]-word self-criticism, cleaning for a month, and making sure you don't make a single mistake this semester..."
"[-]-word review? Then why doesn't he write these?" Wu Xie flipped through the pile of review books and pretended to be shocked, "Look how vivid, specific, vivid, and so many good words and sentences are written here... ..."
"Okay, let's see if you are so energetic today, what good things happened..." A Ning was amused, opened the middle drawer, threw a bag of something to Wu Xie, and said, "Nanjing specialty, Confucius Temple snacks , take it back and taste it."
Wu Xie leaned back, caught it, and took a look at it in his hand. It was a box of exquisitely packaged, vacuum, small bags, duck... various parts.
"I've never seen someone who likes to eat ducks so much. There are duck shops all over the streets and alleys in Nanjing." Aning didn't notice the ambiguity in this sentence, and continued, "What's even more amazing is that there are so many ducks. There are still queues at the store.”
The other teachers in the same office all looked towards Aning, and a few couldn't hold back their laughter.
"Sister Ning, have you tried something new? How does it taste?" Wu Xie hugged a pack of duck parts, and retreated towards the door while laughing, rushing out the door before Aning could react.
Turning back to his office in a good mood, seeing Wang Mengmeng children's shoes staring at the computer filing materials, Wu Xie unpacked the package of duck parts, threw it on the desk regardless of which part he caught, and asked: " What, there is still work?"
Without raising his head, Wang Mengmeng reached out to pick up a bag from the table, tore open the package and took a look: "Duck intestines? I don't want it!" He picked up another one, "Duck gizzards? This one is okay."
"You're so fucking picky, you'll be fine if you have something to eat. The ones that Aning brought back from Nanjing are not for those who see them..." Wu Xie scolded with a smile, and he also opened a bag of duck necks and sat back on his own He opened his desk, pointed to a cup of black rice porridge and four steamed buns on the table, and said, "Where does the sun come from? Xiao Mengzi actually knows how to honor my old man once? Tell me, what kind of cramp is it?" gone?"
"You're so beautiful! I haven't had breakfast yet, I honor you?" Wang Mengmeng tore open another pack of duck wings, "This is just sent by Principal Zhang."
"Master Zhang?"
"That's right!" Wang Mengmeng gnawed happily, "When he came in, I had just returned to the office and was watching the news online...it scared me to death."
"He...he...what did he say?" Wu Xie stretched his neck and swallowed a piece of duck neck and bones.
"I didn't say anything, I just put the things on the table and left." Wang Mengmeng flipped through the pieces on the table and there was nothing he liked. He sat on Wu Xie's desk while gnawing and picked out his favorite food. He threw it on his table and said, "Hey... Wu Xie, why did Principal Zhang bring you breakfast?" After finishing speaking, he exaggeratedly looked Wu Xie up and down, and made a clear expression, "Oh... I Got it...Wu Xie, did you bribe Principal Zhang?"
Wu Xie spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Zhang radish, even if you have no skin, no one dares not to treat you as a radish, but if you throw the radish skin to me, I can't fucking put it on my face..."
"Fuck! You're out of your mind! I bribed him... and he brought me breakfast? I went to the cafeteria this morning
"Oh?" Wu Xie was stunned for a moment, but immediately understood. He took his arm off Xie Yuchen's shoulder and leaned back on the back of the sofa. "This is the same for heterosexuals now."
"That's true. But most heterosexuals still believe in love. They have a future. They can be together in a fair way, get married and have children, and even if they don't love anymore, they can make do with it. But there is nothing between gays, except Physical relationship, each takes what he needs..." Xie Yuchen took a puff of cigarette, spit out a few smoke rings casually, and turned to Wu Xie, "So, if you ask me how I feel, I'm sorry, I can't answer you……"
Hearing what Xie Yuchen said, Wu Xie sat up straight suddenly, and said, "You don't love that god... black glasses?"
"Him?" Xie Yuchen laughed as if he had heard a funny joke, "Wu Xie, stop teasing me. Do you think I will fall in love with that kind of person?"
"Don't say it so easily, even if you don't love him, he should be special, right?" Wu Xie also smiled, and then said, "I think he is sincere to you...do you really not feel it? I don't I know what's going on with you two, but I think according to your personality, you can't talk to him if you don't like it, let alone get angry with him."
"Once upon a time, I used to think I fell in love with him, but now..." Xie Yuchen smiled and changed the subject, "Oh! Brother Wu Xie, you said you liked me just now, and now you are dating me with another man Get together, what do you mean!"
Wu Xie was amused by Xie Yuchen's gesture of stroking the orchid flower on his chest, and scolded with a smile: "Go away, you are two years older than me... Brother Wu Xie... Are you stinky or not!"
"Sick? Looking at your posture when you just came in, you wish you could find a man to go to bed right away. Now that you've calmed down, you're pretending to be serious." As he spoke, Xie Yuchen slapped Wu Xie and hugged Wu Xie neck, whispered, "Tell me, what's the matter?"
"Xiaohua, look, you are hugging me like this now, you almost kissed me just now, although I don't hate it, but I don't react, but... but... there is a person... as soon as he approaches... I..."
"Is it hard?" Xie Yuchen's eyes turned green as if he had gotten a very fun toy, staring at Wu Xie's legs, and he was about to pick it up, "Is it hard now?"
"Xiaohua, don't make trouble...don't make trouble..." Wu Xie avoided Xie Yuchen's hand and fled to the other side of the sofa.
Xie Yuchen refused to let go, chased Wu Xie up, and said with a smile: "I just said that you are not so straight... In this case, you should consider me... just once... once... I promise to make you more attractive than having sex with a woman." Cool……"
The two were like children, grabbing each other's wrists and tugging back and forth on the sofa. In the end, they were not as strong as Xie Yuchen, and Wu Xie was completely pressed onto the sofa, with his hands locked on the side of his head.
"Xiaohua..." Wu Xie stopped struggling and looked at Xie Yuchen with a smile.
"Why are you looking at me like that? Be careful, I'm really strong on you!" Xie Yuchen let go of Wu Xie's wrist, turned over and sat back on the sofa, picked up the cigarette case from the coffee table, took out one and put it in his mouth, turning his head while lighting the fire Looking at Wu Xie, "Do you feel it?"
"Do you have any?" Wu Xie also turned over, took the cigarette case handed over by Xie Yuchen, and smoked one too.
"Nonsense! I was born, and besides... I like you so much..." Xie Yuchen smiled and pressed the lighter.
"Stop!" Wu Xie snatched the lighter and lowered his head to light the cigarette.
"Is it Zhang Qiling?"
"Ah..." Wu Xie was not prepared at all. He took a puff of smoke in his throat and coughed loudly, "Why... why... why... is it him?"
"Is it him?"
"Xiao Hua..." Wu Xie turned around, "Do you know something?"
"I've seen him in 'Wandering Soul'."
"'Wandering Soul'?"
"A well-known gay bar, in S City." Xie Yuchen stopped his teasing tone and looked directly at Wu Xiedao, "The depth behind this person is unfathomable, it is by no means as simple as it seems, if you have something to do with him... Be careful..."
Although Zhang Qiling is mysterious and unpredictable, even the third uncle can't tell the origin of this person, but Wu Xie just heard that at the time, did there really be American imperial spies or something in peacetime?It's natural to let it be a joke, but now that Xie Yuchen mentioned it so seriously, Wu Xie couldn't help frowning, thinking carefully about various possibilities.
Seeing that Wu Xie remained silent, Xie Yuchen pushed him: "It's not that serious, I'm just talking casually, if he really likes you, he won't hurt you at all."
"Get lost! What are you talking about! He is GAY, and I am not..." Thinking of what he just said, Wu Xie obviously lacked confidence, and thought for a while, "I'm not crazy..."
Xie Yuchen leaned sideways on the armrest of the sofa, looked Wu Xie up and down with squinted eyes: "It doesn't matter whether you are gay or not. The important thing is that you don't have feelings for other men, but for him. Isn't that enough to explain the problem?"
"What's the problem?" After Jie Yuchen said this, Wu Xie also woke up suddenly.
"What's the question? Are you asking me?" Xie Yuchen smiled and waved his hand, "The soul and the flesh are inseparable, what a fucking trouble."
"Xiaohua...you don't want to say, I'm in love with him, do you?"
"I don't know..." Xie Yuchen sat up straight, and continued, "If you think it's love, just love it, it's not a big deal. But then again, Wu Xie, you are different from me, I am Naturally, if you mess around like this, that's it. But you, a good straight man is not suitable... If you play for fun, you are not such a person. Besides, do you know what Zhang Qiling thinks? If he plays with you Thoughts, you are not enough for him to play with...Even if you have feelings in the end, have you thought about what to do in the future? Young Master?"
Wu Xie smiled wryly, looked down at the cigarette butt that was almost burning to the filter, and said after a while, "Xiaohua, where the hell did you get out of these years? What you said...you have become a genius."
Xie Yuchen leaned over and patted Wu Xie on the shoulder: "The bystander is clear, I will tell you what I can think of... Actually, you didn't come here to listen to what I said, you just want to try to see if you can get along with other men." Get hard?" Seeing that Wu Xie was about to argue, Xie Yuchen quickly interrupted with a wave of his hand, leaning into Wu Xie's ear and whispering, "If you hadn't been a child, I would have fallen for you right now, I don't believe it, you won't feel it... ..." After speaking, he glanced at Wu Xie's legs again, "...you are like this, I am so hurt...you always hit me like this..."
"Get out!" Wu Xie snarled, and stood up "squeaky", "I'll call that psycho right now, and ask him to come and take you, a monster..."
Xie Yuchen sat on the sofa and smiled even more wickedly: "You let him in..."
"Huh?" Wu Xie didn't understand, so he looked at the door and then looked back at Xie Yuchen.
Xie Yuchen pointed to the door, signaling Wu Xie to open it.
Wu Xie was confused, but still took a few quick steps and opened the door.
"Hi! Young Master!"
Neuropathy? !
How is he here?
This kind of weird thing is really not something Wu Xie can adapt to.
He stared wide-eyed at the black glasses leaning against the door frame with a mouthful of white teeth, and then turned his head to look at Xie Yuchen, who was sitting on the sofa with a full-on monstrous aura...
Suddenly, I felt that disappearing completely at this time was the wisest choice.
"That... Xiao Hua... I still have class later... I'll go first..."
"Oh! What a coincidence, I still want to have a good chat with the third master..." The black glasses lowered their heads and bit a cigarette in their mouths.
"Another day...another day..." Although he was not a thief, Wu Xie was guilty for no reason.
"Then walk slowly!" The black glasses turned sideways.
Just as Wu Xie went out, the office door closed behind him with a "bang", and then he heard the usual playful voice from the black glasses inside:
Master Hua'er, I'm sorry to disturb your good business...you dare to move a dumb person, I really underestimate you...
29
It was night, Wu Xie suffered from insomnia, lying on the bed tossing and turning pancakes, turning over from time to time to smoke a cigarette.
Three months, just three months,
Compared with the long life and long years,
One hundred days is not even enough—a season of flowers blooms.
Why do you say love?
Unfamiliar, ignorant, utterly ignorant,
But this does not prevent him from having a strong sense of existence to him.
If he wanted to, standing in front of him even without saying a word could attract all his attention.
He branded his own brand in his heart in his own way,
So deep, so clear, so—
hard to forget.
Wu Xie thought: Even if Zhang Qiling disappears, he will never forget him.
No matter what kind of colorful life he has, he will exist in his heart in a special way until the prosperity ends and the song ends.
Maybe you will be lost for a while; maybe you will suddenly think of it in a sunny afternoon; maybe you will ask when you are eating and walking in the middle of your dream at midnight: are you okay now; maybe you will gradually think that you have forgotten it; but you will eventually have--
Regret.
After a burst of burning pain, Wu Xie came back to his senses, quickly shook off the cigarette butt in his hand, picked up the slippers on the ground sideways and pressed the cigarette butt, and flattened a large character to stare at the ceiling.
Oh shit!
Tomorrow, I will go to that radish and ask clearly, what are we going to do?
If it's really playing around like Xiao Hua said, then fuck off, I don't have that much time to spare, and I'm not crazy!
But if it is true, what should we do?
How to do?
that……
Then...then I will go all out...
"Buzzing..."
Coming to text.
Wu Xie stretched out his arms and touched the phone on the bedside table, and looked at it in front of him——
Zhang radish?
Swipe open the screen lock, a short text message, only a phone number and a sentence: call this number to withdraw money.
Call to withdraw money?
Wu Xie went in without knowing it, and glanced at the phone number again—why is it three-segment?
I've seen it before, but Wu Xie can't remember where the phone number is, it's definitely not from China anyway, so...could it be...
In the situation at noon, I didn’t have the time to look carefully at what bank’s card it was. I took it and put it in my trouser pocket. Now that I think about it, it’s really not from the four major banks. Could it be an American card?
Wu Xie got up and took out the golden bank card from his trouser pocket to study carefully——
The front and back of the card are gold, unlike common bank cards with a black magnetic stripe on the back, but thicker than ordinary bank cards, a bit like a second-generation ID card.On the front there is the name of the bank and a string of card numbers, there is a number below it, and an English name below it: Kylin.
Although he has never been abroad, Wu Xie occasionally pays attention to finance and economics, so he recognized a line of English on the card: JPMorganChaseBank.
JP Morgan Chase Bank, a multinational financial services organization, one of the largest banks in the United States.
It's really a Bank of America card!
Crazy, don't give me salary card bonus card, what kind of broken card was given to me, and I have to call to withdraw money, showing off that you are a turtle?
Wu Xie smiled, and threw the bank card on the bedside table, thinking about returning the card to him tomorrow—it was an excuse, so could it be possible to borrow money from him?
Turning off the desk lamp casually, Wu Xie was about to go to bed, but as soon as his head touched the pillow, Xie Yuchen's words jumped into his head——
What's the origin of this man?
Wu Xie pondered for a while, then got up and turned on the lights, and checked the time difference between New York and Beijing with his mobile phone.
There was a difference of thirteen hours, it was midnight here, and it was morning there.
Dial the number on the text message and wait for a while...
Unexpectedly, the phone was actually dialed.
Soon, a very pure American English came from the other end of the phone: Hello...
Wu Xie was a little confused, and after several times of stuttering and saying "Excuseme, Ibeg your pardon?", he finally found his feeling, and then expressed his willingness to withdraw money to the foreign girl in blunt Chinese English, and answered the foreign girl's request The credit card number and serial number, and incidentally asked about the authority of this credit card and the method of withdrawing money.
Yang Niu politely told Wu Xie that the credit card with this number was an important customer and needed to be transferred to another department. She was very sorry to ask him to wait for a while. After a while, someone would answer all his questions.
The global limit, the identity of the cardholder is strictly confidential, and each numbered customer has a dedicated service. As long as someone can accurately enter the withdrawal password, they can overdraft unlimited times within 100 million.
While waiting for the transfer, Wu Xie thought angrily: What the hell kind of credit rating is this?
The annual salary of more than 20 yuan in the Ninth Middle School is not something this master can fancy at all. Could it be that this carrot is really a spy sent by the US emperor to steal information?
While thinking wildly, a sweeter voice came from the other end of the phone, asking Wu Xie what business he wanted to handle.
Wu Xie said that she wanted to withdraw money, and then provided her bank card number and bank address and name at the request of the foreign girl, and was told that as long as the password was entered correctly, the withdrawal amount entered would be transferred to the designated account within 24 hours. After reconfirming that Wu Xie had no other problems, he quickly switched to the password input system.
password?
That radish didn't say what the password was!
Guess?
If I can guess the password, I won't be here anymore!
Was he so sure he would guess the password?
But how do you guess?Even a few passwords, letters or numbers do not know.
But since he was asked to try...
Wu Xie thought about the habit of ordinary people setting passwords, and entered a six-digit password composed of two numbers after his birth and his birthday. After waiting a few seconds nervously, he was actually asked to enter the withdrawal amount!
Wu Xie was so surprised that she hurriedly entered the number [-]. After hearing "Thank you, I'm glad to serve you", she hung up the phone and finally lay down on the bed, her chest heaving violently.
your sister!
Zhang Qi Ling!
You used all your ability to pick up girls on me!
You fucking deserve a beating!
The next day, the mobile phone text message reminded that the money had arrived, but after carefully looking at the amount, Wu Xie broke out in a sweat - he even forgot that it was US dollars, and now there was an extra 10,000+ RMB in the account!
Asked Wang Mengmeng for the card number, and directly transferred [-] yuan online, and then found a travel agency to ask for a quotation for a seven-day tour of Europe during the next eleventh. Bite, I signed up for a super luxurious platinum group, [-] per person, and told the little girl to call the Empress Dowager and Empress Dowager three days before the holiday so that they could make preparations in advance.
After explaining everything, Wu Xie stared at the phone for a while.
This time, more than 7 yuan was allocated.
How to do……
Sell yourself!
Wu Xie lowered his head and smiled, feeling extremely comfortable for no reason.
"Wu Xie, I brought back the mooncake ticket for you." Wang Mengmeng turned from Chen Wenjin's side, shook the mooncake ticket in his hand, saw that Wu Xie was so happy, he couldn't help being dumbfounded, and asked He said, "...Wu Xie, what are you so silly about?"
Wu Xie looked up at him, the smile on his face hadn't faded, and he said "um" casually.
Wang Mengmeng immediately showed a ghostly expression: "Wu Xie, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"
Wu Xie got up, took a look at the mooncake coupons, and said, "I'm in a good mood... oh, Haagen-Dazs... thank you!" He waved his hand and walked towards the door.
"Hey... what are you doing?"
"I'm going to get my third uncle's mooncake coupon..."
Wang Meng was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "Have you smoked? You still need to get the principal's?"
"I'm going to blackmail him... by the way... be cute..."
"Uh..." Wang Mengmeng's face was covered with black lines.
Wu Xie entered the elevator, took out her mobile phone, and sent Zhang Qiling a text message: Did you get the mooncake coupon?
Quick back: no.
Another post: Shall I help you get it?
Come back: good.
Immediately, another one was added: I am in the office at noon.
Wu Xie leaned against the elevator wall and stared at the screen of her phone silly, not even noticing that she had reached the first floor.
"Teacher Wu, why are you going?" The elevator door opened, and a teacher entered the elevator and asked again, "Go to get the mooncake tickets?"
"Yes, yes, yes..." Wu Xie glanced at the indicator light, and hurried out of the elevator before the door closed.
No matter how many things still need to be faced, at least the joy of this moment is real.
Although it cannot be said or shared, but that is not important, the important thing is——
From that moment on, his happiness, his happiness, his pain, his struggle, his entanglement, and everything about him will belong to him.
Even in the end, they are still strangers, but at least——
There will be no regrets.
That morning, everyone who met Wu Xie felt his happiness and was overwhelmed by the contagious smile on his sunny and handsome face. Although they didn't know what made him so happy, they just couldn't help it. Just pat him on the shoulder and smile with him.
yes!What reason does he have to be unhappy?
Therefore, when such Wu Xie opened the door and entered Zhang Qiling's office, Zhang Qiling who was waiting on the sofa unconsciously squinted his eyes to avoid being stabbed by the too dazzling light.
Seeing Zhang Qiling's expression, Wu Xie closed the door triumphantly with his hand back, grinned again, and said, "The errand fee, two thousand, will be deducted from the arrears."
Zhang Qiling stood up and took the mooncake voucher from Wu Xie, looked at him for a long time as if in disbelief, finally hooked the corners of his mouth, stretched his arms to hold Wu Xie in his arms, and said in his ear: "Then give me the IOU." signed."
what?
Wu Xie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and struggled to take out Zhang Qiling's bank card from his trouser pocket, squeezed his bonus card into the gap between the two of them, stretched out his hand, and held it up to Zhang Qiling's eyes: "Is it okay to pay in installments?"
Zhang Qiling grabbed the two cards, threw them on the desk, thought for a while, let go of Wu Xie, walked around the coffee table, took out the "IOU" from the top drawer on the left, and said to Wu Xie, "Sign it." .”
"Why?" Wu Xie frowned exaggeratedly, "I gave you all the bonus cards, and you still..."
Zhang Qiling sat back in the chair, looked at Wu Xie and raised his eyebrows: "Don't sign it? Okay..." He picked up a pen and wrote something under the "IOU".
"Hey, what are you writing?" Wu Xie hurried over to grab Zhang Qiling's hand, looked down, then turned to look at Zhang Qiling in disbelief, "Are you okay?"
"Not to sign?" Zhang Qiling asked.
"Sign, sign, sign... I will sign..." Wu Xie snatched Zhang Qiling's pen, signed his name behind "borrower", and angrily wrote the two lines that Zhang Qiling had just written——
Errands: 2000
Kiss: 5000
go to bed: ...
Cross it out! ! !
Comrade Wu Xiaoxie, these are all crossed out, are you planning to make them free?Then when will you be able to pay off the 10,000+ debt you owe to others?
30
In the career of "picking up girls", which he thinks he has more experience, he was taken advantage of by that carrot, and miraculously succeeded, which made Wu Xie very and particularly unhappy.
He carefully studied the several "confrontations" in the past three months, and finally discovered pessimistically that the attribute of "black belly" is really not something that can be acquired in a short time at this stage, so he had to use what he is best at—— —Since we can't focus on the big picture, let's start from the small picture, it's damn touching!
This week is the last week before the Mid-Autumn Festival and the National Day holiday, which also means that there is still one week left before Zhang Qiling's hard-working shift at school will end.
Wu Xie weighed the time a little bit, then squinted his eyes and looked at the desk calendar with a fierce expression on his face: Damn, it's only a week, can I still not hold on?
In this way, under Wang Mengmeng's bewildered and terrified gaze, a costly "picking up girls" plan was unveiled.
On Sunday night, Wu Xie went to bed at nine o'clock, but it was too early. She tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. She carefully deliberated the details of the whole plan in her head, and after there were no loopholes, she got out of bed and ran to the chair by the door He picked up his phone and checked the set alarm clock.
Finally, everything was ready, Wu Xieping spread out on the bed, put the index finger and middle finger of his right hand together to his lips, made an exaggerated sprint, then stretched his arm and pointed to the ceiling—take the move, Zhang Luobo!
At four o'clock in the morning the next day, Ai Crazy faithfully started the first round of alarms. Wu Xie turned over, covered her head with a thin quilt and stayed there until the ringing stopped, and fell asleep again.
At ten past four, Ai Crazy faithfully started the second round of alarms. Wu Xie sat up from the bed and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, and north. Sitting on the chair with his head tilted, he fell asleep again.
At [-]:[-], Ai Crazy started the third round of alarms faithfully, this time with rings and vibrations that exploded directly in his hands.Wu Xie jumped up like a conditioned reflex, roughly recognized the direction, rushed into the bathroom, washed his face vigorously with the cold water from the tap, and finally woke up.
At [-]:[-], Wu Xie rushed out of the dormitory and ran all the way.
At 26:[-], Wu Xie ran to the school gate to wake up the doorman brother, and explained with a smiling face that there was something wrong with going out.
At 36:2, Wu Xieshe ran to the breakfast shop where the taste and hygiene of the dishes he stepped on the day before were impressive, and he waited for [-] minutes for the first pot of steamed buns to come out.
At [-]:[-], Wu Xie ran wildly all the way again, and entered the school gate under the surprised eyes of the guard brother.
At 57:[-], Wu leaned against the wall by the door of Zhang Qiling's office, rubbing his head and face, trying to calm his heartbeat, making everything look like a leisurely walk in the courtyard.
At exactly five o'clock, Zhang Qiling opened the door of the office, and was just about to turn around to lock the door when he was taken aback by the smell of steaming steamed buns.
Holding the bun bag, Wu Xie bounced off the wall, shook the sweaty bangs on his forehead, and smiled like a spring breeze: "Master Zhang, there is still time to go to duty after eating the buns."
After the initial flash of surprise, Zhang Qiling returned to his expressionless face, staring straight at Wu Xie until Wu Xie put away his smile and was about to jump before saying, "You just bought it?"
"Yes, there's also soy milk." Wu Xie said, handing the bag to Zhang Qiling, putting his hands in the pockets of his slacks, and shaking them casually, "I don't have time to eat breakfast when I'm on duty so early? Beware of stomach problems... ..." Seeing that Zhang Qiling was still silent, Wu Xie gritted his teeth, and continued to find nothing to say, "I didn't eat breakfast for several years when I was in college. After all, I got a stomach problem. Now I can't afford to skip a meal...you eat quickly Ah... I'll be late for a while..."
"Wu Xie..." Zhang Qiling leaned over abruptly, pressed Wu Xie against the wall with his body, put his empty arms around Wu Xie's back and pulled him forward forcefully.
"Hey... hello..." Wu Xie hid Zhang Qiling's lips from left and right, and chuckled, "Mr. Zhang... I haven't washed my face... I haven't brushed my teeth..."
Zhang Qiling was stunned for a moment, then laughed softly, buried his head on Wu Xie's sweaty neck, rubbed it, tentatively licked it, and then licked it again.
Wu Xie was so itchy and numb from being licked, her hands were stuck on Zhang Qiling's belt and pushed out: "Mr. Zhang...Mr. Zhang..."
"Go to my place and sleep a little longer..."
"Ok?"
"Don't go back to the dormitory..." Zhang Qiling raised his head, the smile on the corner of his mouth still hasn't receded, and continued, "You can still sleep for another hour, and you can go directly to the playground to raise the flag in my school uniform."
Wu Xie took out his phone and looked at the time. He thought it was feasible. Just as he was about to say yes, he remembered the last time the TV station came to videotape and temporarily wore Zhang Qiling's school uniform. He stared at Zhang Qiling with a smile in his eyes: "Mr. Stretching the hand that was still stuck in Zhang Qiling's waist to the back of the waist, he touched it down to his tight buttocks, pinched it gently, and said, "Your pants are a bit skinny..."
Zhang Qiling narrowed his eyes, with a smile spreading in his eyes, and said, "Really?" Lifting the hem of Wu Xie's T-shirt, nimble fingers got in, wrapped Wu Xie's waist with his big hands, and pinched it again The less obvious little meat, "It's thinner than that time..."
Wu Xie couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, pushed Zhang Qiling hard, and said, "Hurry up and leave, the principal will deduct ten points for being late on duty."
Zhang Qiling also smiled and let go, and pushed open the office door to signal Wu Xie to go in.
After entering the inner room, Wu Xie sat on the edge of the bed and looked at the neatly folded thin quilt and flat sheets, a little embarrassed, and said to Zhang Qiling who had already found a complete set of outfits in the closet: "That...Mr. Zhang...time It's almost the same, I still don't sleep, I can't sleep..."
Zhang Qiling found out the trousers and shirt belt and put it on the chair next to the closet, then turned to Wu Xie and said, "I'd better get some sleep, I'll go now..." Seeing Wu Xie hesitate while looking at the bed, Zhang Qiling went around the end of the bed and shook the quilt away Spread on the bed, "There is a new toothbrush in the drawer under the nightstand on the left..."
Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling busy, and couldn't help feeling elated, this is too fucking virtuous!
Seeing Zhang Qiling close the door and leave, Wu Xie fell back on the bed, rolled the thin quilt into a ball and hugged it in his arms, raised one leg to press on it, smiled very wickedly, and made a "v" to himself in satisfaction .
This round—
Victory!
Wu Xie recognized the bed, drowsy and didn't sleep well, and woke up before the phone's alarm rang, checked the time, it was still enough to take a shower, turned over, found a new toothbrush in the drawer under the bedside table, unpacked it, and went to the bathroom go.
He heard the phone ringing just after washing, Wu Xie hurriedly jumped out to get it, wiped his hair with a bath towel in one hand, and picked up the phone with the other——Zhang Qiling's voice over there was mixed with the marching song: Are you up?
"Well, I got up, I just finished taking a shower, I'm going down now." Wu Xie wiped the drops of water on his body and said.
"it is good."
After hanging up the phone, Wu Xie grabbed Zhang Qiling's short-sleeved school uniform shirt and put it on, buttoned it up, stood in front of the wardrobe and looked in the mirror——
Huh?Is it really thin?
Wu Xie grabbed the shirt on his chest and shook it. It was indeed a little looser. He quickly picked up the school uniform pants and put them on. Not to mention, he was really thin. He could fasten the zipper and button of the front door without taking a deep breath. , and the ass is not tight anymore.
Wu Xie is a little bit sad - it's been a long time since he has been working, and he has lost weight, so he must make up for it at night, and by the way, start the second step of his "picking up girls" plan.
After taking care of himself, Wu Xie walked out of Zhang Qiling's office refreshed, and joined the various armies gathering on the playground.
When we came to the playground, the flag-raising ceremony hadn't started yet, so Wu Xie stood in the team of teachers and looked at the commander's platform.
Xie Ziyang patted Wu Xie from behind, and said softly, "I got up late this morning, and I didn't have time to buy breakfast. After the flag is hoisted, you go to the store to buy some bread."
Wu Xie turned around and promised him: "Yes, yes."
Xie Ziyang originally wanted to stand at the end of the row, but suddenly remembered something, he went back behind Wu Xie and pushed him forward, saying: "Move forward, give me a seat."
Wu Xie reluctantly stepped forward and said, "What's the matter?"
Xie Ziyang waved his hand to the teacher behind to apologize, then stepped into the line and said, "Do you have any arrangements for the Mid-Autumn Festival?"
"Mid-Autumn Festival?" Wu Xie originally wanted to say no, but then he thought about it and said: "Not yet... But you also know that my second and third uncles come to my house every year, what's the matter?"
Xie Ziyang hesitated for a while, and said: "It's nothing, just ask..." After finishing speaking, he leaned forward and said softly, "You fucking have time to take a bath in the morning and no time to have breakfast, so who will care about you in the future? who the hell is the grandson."
Wu Xie was so rushed that he didn't know what to do. He touched the hair on the back of his head that was not completely dry, and looked back at Xie Ziyang suspiciously. Just as he was about to ask him where the evil fire came from this early in the morning, he was sent "" Papa" was interrupted by the sound of slapping the microphone, so I had to turn around and stand in the direction of the flagpole.
After the flag-raising ceremony was over, Wu Xie didn't bother to go to the store to buy bread, and automatically and consciously followed Aning to the English group cautiously, and corrected, "If you want to kill or cut, you are afraid of getting hurt. A hundred times of self-determination is not enough to apologize." " attitude, waiting for Aning to get mad.
Seeing Wu Xie like this, Ah Ning couldn't hold back anymore. He took out a few pieces of paper from the desk drawer and handed them to Wu Xie, saying, "Look, handsome Wu!"
"What?" Wu Xie took a look and said, "Luffy, you bastard..."
"We had a fight and became a hero. Now the boys in the class adore you and Principal Zhang very much." Aning also laughed, "What is this review... I found that he still has the potential to talk about storytelling, Every day after lunch at noon, I would start talking about how you and Principal Zhang are so brave, how you bravely fought against the underworld, how you punched and kicked..."
Wu Xie couldn't help but laugh: "How did you deal with it, later?"
"A [-]-word self-criticism, cleaning for a month, and making sure you don't make a single mistake this semester..."
"[-]-word review? Then why doesn't he write these?" Wu Xie flipped through the pile of review books and pretended to be shocked, "Look how vivid, specific, vivid, and so many good words and sentences are written here... ..."
"Okay, let's see if you are so energetic today, what good things happened..." A Ning was amused, opened the middle drawer, threw a bag of something to Wu Xie, and said, "Nanjing specialty, Confucius Temple snacks , take it back and taste it."
Wu Xie leaned back, caught it, and took a look at it in his hand. It was a box of exquisitely packaged, vacuum, small bags, duck... various parts.
"I've never seen someone who likes to eat ducks so much. There are duck shops all over the streets and alleys in Nanjing." Aning didn't notice the ambiguity in this sentence, and continued, "What's even more amazing is that there are so many ducks. There are still queues at the store.”
The other teachers in the same office all looked towards Aning, and a few couldn't hold back their laughter.
"Sister Ning, have you tried something new? How does it taste?" Wu Xie hugged a pack of duck parts, and retreated towards the door while laughing, rushing out the door before Aning could react.
Turning back to his office in a good mood, seeing Wang Mengmeng children's shoes staring at the computer filing materials, Wu Xie unpacked the package of duck parts, threw it on the desk regardless of which part he caught, and asked: " What, there is still work?"
Without raising his head, Wang Mengmeng reached out to pick up a bag from the table, tore open the package and took a look: "Duck intestines? I don't want it!" He picked up another one, "Duck gizzards? This one is okay."
"You're so fucking picky, you'll be fine if you have something to eat. The ones that Aning brought back from Nanjing are not for those who see them..." Wu Xie scolded with a smile, and he also opened a bag of duck necks and sat back on his own He opened his desk, pointed to a cup of black rice porridge and four steamed buns on the table, and said, "Where does the sun come from? Xiao Mengzi actually knows how to honor my old man once? Tell me, what kind of cramp is it?" gone?"
"You're so beautiful! I haven't had breakfast yet, I honor you?" Wang Mengmeng tore open another pack of duck wings, "This is just sent by Principal Zhang."
"Master Zhang?"
"That's right!" Wang Mengmeng gnawed happily, "When he came in, I had just returned to the office and was watching the news online...it scared me to death."
"He...he...what did he say?" Wu Xie stretched his neck and swallowed a piece of duck neck and bones.
"I didn't say anything, I just put the things on the table and left." Wang Mengmeng flipped through the pieces on the table and there was nothing he liked. He sat on Wu Xie's desk while gnawing and picked out his favorite food. He threw it on his table and said, "Hey... Wu Xie, why did Principal Zhang bring you breakfast?" After finishing speaking, he exaggeratedly looked Wu Xie up and down, and made a clear expression, "Oh... I Got it...Wu Xie, did you bribe Principal Zhang?"
Wu Xie spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Zhang radish, even if you have no skin, no one dares not to treat you as a radish, but if you throw the radish skin to me, I can't fucking put it on my face..."
"Fuck! You're out of your mind! I bribed him... and he brought me breakfast? I went to the cafeteria this morning
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